Emperor X King

一

The prime minister cried and shouted in the hall: "Your Majesty, help me, my minister's daughter is already 25!"

"I beg the emperor to grant a marriage for the little girl." The prime minister kowtowed three times.

The emperor thought: It's useless for you to kowtow, your daughter has a tough personality, looks like a pig, eats too much and is lazy, she deserves it if she can't get married, but he still cleared his throat, looked around the court, pondered for a moment, then looked at Yushi and said: "Master Yu Shi has also reached the age of getting married, how about..."

Master Yushi knelt down with a plop: "It is absolutely impossible!"

"Why?"

"I cut off my sleeves!" Lord Yushi replied sonorously.

There was an uproar in the court, this move was too ruthless!Never expected that the upright and upright Master Yushi would cut off his sleeve!

"..." The emperor turned his gaze to the new champion, "Aiqing has a brilliant literary talent..."

The number one scholar then knelt down with a plop: "The minister also broke his sleeve!"

Single youths in the hall knelt down one after another, their voices rising and falling.

"The minister cut off his sleeve!"

"The minister also cut off his sleeves!"

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Duan Chu was heartbroken: "Prime Minister, you have also seen it, it's not that I don't want to help, it's really forced by the situation."

"This is broken sleeves, and that is broken too," the prime minister wiped away his tears and stood up, "The little girl can only marry one person." His eyes shot at the man in yellow who stood at the highest place.

Duan Chu's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, he forced a smile, and said calmly, "I'm still young, so I'm not in a hurry."

"Your Majesty, you are already 28, and the late Emperor has already had a litter of children." Lord Yushi said faintly, implying: You should show some face.

Duan Chu sneered: "Aiqing is 27, why are you still in a hurry?" He changed his mind, "Didn't Aiqing just say that she broke her sleeves, and it happened that the champion also broke her sleeves, so I will be a matchmaker and show you two a marriage , choose a good day and auspicious day to get married."

The censor was thundering, he just said that cutting off his sleeves was just a stopgap measure, who wants to be with that 20-year-old brat!

The emperor waved his sleeves: "Back to court."

"When is the minister's daughter, the emperor, going to marry?" The prime minister did not give up.

The emperor said sadly: "Let me think about it."

two

Whatever you think, whatever you think, just run away!

Duan Chu paced back and forth in the imperial garden, muttering: "What to do, what to do."

"What to do!!!!" He yelled up to the sky! ! ! !

"Your Majesty, King Ning has presented the memorial." The eunuch handed over the memorial that he had just received.

King Ning is the vassal king stationed in the north, he is considered to be the emperor's cousin, and he played with him naked when he was a child.The memorial reported the situation in the north. It was nothing more than how many people invaded. King Ning led his troops back and the frontier was consolidated.

Duan Chu was lacking in interest. He hadn't seen King Ning pay tribute in these years, but he received a lot of memorials. He had received several letters of impeachment, saying that King Ning had a different heart.

Duan Chu sighed, and asked the eunuch who had served him since he was a child: "Baozi, what do you think is a gift to King Ning this time?" The rare treasures have been rewarded, and the Shiquan Dabu Wan has also been given away. Could it be a gift? Site?

Baozi bowed and suggested cautiously: "Why don't you give me a marriage?"

Marriage?Good marriage!Duan Chu stood up and clapped his hands excitedly, the chancellor's daughter is here!No need for me to marry!

three

Duan Chu sent someone to rush to deliver the letter to King Ning, and he wrote it by himself, to the effect that: cousin, you have worked hard all this time, so hurry up and come to the capital, I will leave you with a beautiful and educated woman!The prime minister's daughter!When you come, I will give you two a marriage!

Duan Chumei happily drew a heart at the end.

King Ning Duan Qishen stuffed the letter back into the envelope, and ordered his subordinates to set off immediately with a pleasant face.

four

Recently, the court has been beaming, the emperor is beaming, and the prime minister is beaming too.

"Aiqing, King Ning is a good person." Duan Chu sent out the first good person card, "It goes without saying that he is handsome, and he is tall. He can add incense to your family."

"You're a good person too," Duan Chu issued the second good person card, "You won't force me to marry you, will you?"

The sixty-year-old prime minister stroked his long gray beard and shook his head repeatedly: "I am very satisfied if King Ning is willing to marry."

Lord Yushi twitched the champion's arm, motioning him to speak, the champion glanced at him with a half-smile, his peach eyes were full of glazed light, which was quite pretty.

Hey!This little brat!Lord Yu Shi made a point, and resolutely stood up and asked: "Your Majesty, since the marriage of the Prime Minister's daughter has been settled, then the marriage of the minister..." Can it be cancelled?

Duan Chu slapped his forehead and interrupted his words: "I have been seen by others, and it is suitable for marriage on the sixth day of next month." After saying this, he took a deep look at Yushi, his eyes full of deep meaning, "The number one scholar told me yesterday. I still don’t believe that Aiqing hates marrying, I didn’t expect Master Yushi to be so anxious!” He shook his head while talking, “I’ve already prepared the dowry, and I’ll send it to the Zhuangyuan’s mansion after I go to court.”

Lord Yushi:? ? ? ? ? ?

Censor:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Regardless of being in the court hall, he raised his foot and kicked to the side, and was dodged by the number one scholar.

Duan Chu's gaze deepened: "Let's retreat from the imperial court, the censor wants to be the censor."

The ministers left in twos and threes, and ran in front of the murderous censor and the calm champion in a very tacit understanding. Even the usually slow prime minister quickened his pace. When he passed them, he glanced at them and left a piece of advice: "Men, let Mrs. Jean."

The number one scholar replied "yes" respectfully.

It's your sister!Yu Shi jumped up and scolded: "You boy, you were still breastfeeding when I was in school, how dare you treat me like this now?"

The champion did not say a word.

"I was entrusted by your father to educate you seven years ago. It's fine if you don't have a teacher. Now you want me to marry into your family. It's fine to marry into your house. It's not your brother-in-law, but your wife???" Shi directly picked up the champion's ear, "Is it itchy?"

After carrying it for 3 minutes, the censor felt that this was too ugly, and he was still walking in the palace!The eyes of the court ladies and eunuchs who came and went all drifted to his hands.He put down his hand: "Do you know what's wrong?"

"Madam educates." The champion nodded, "But you are wrong about one thing. You came to my house to marry, not to marry."

Master Yushi said swear words in his heart: "Is this the point? Isn't the point how to cancel this marriage? Why don't I join your family and marry your sister, anyway, it's almost the same as your marriage."

"No," the champion categorically objected, "My sister doesn't like you."

"It's as if you like me." Yu Shi muttered.

"Well, I like you," the champion nodded, and said in an extremely pious tone, "Ziyan, I have liked you for seven years."

Lord Yushi was dumbfounded.

Lord Yushi ran home.

五

Fifteen days before the sixth day of next month, Lord Yushi decided to escape from marriage.

The censor began to pack his luggage. Candied rose hips are delicious, bring them. Pig’s trotters with lotus leaves are delicious, bring them. Air-dried beef strips are delicious, bring them!There is a pile of miscellaneous things, and the burden can't be fastened. It seems that there is a mountain on the back.

Yin Ziyan was so heavy that he grinned his teeth, staggered out of the house, and was dumbfounded again - the champion was actually blocking the door!

No, it's not a kid anymore, it's a little wolf dog! ! !

Yin Ziyan quickly threw away the burden, regardless of the snacks, rolled on the ground, turned around and ran away.As expected of a little wolf dog, the number one scholar caught Yu Shi before closing the door, picked up the preserved fruit by the way, opened it, and coaxed him: "Why are you running so fast?"

Yu Shixin said that if he was unhappy, he would lose his chastity.His face was heavy, like a dead father: "What are you doing here?"

The number one scholar said slowly: "I guessed that you were going to escape, so I specially asked the emperor for an imperial decree to take you to my residence in advance."

Yin Ziyan's eyes darkened.

六

On the way, Duan Qixin received six urging letters from the Emperor: Why haven't you arrived yet, I miss you so much, my dear brother.Duan Qixin's confidant had a toothache from being urged: "The emperor is so tired of talking?" He looked back on the horse, and the line behind him was so long that he couldn't see the end. There were more than a dozen carts of real gold and silver, and a cart of Shiquan Dabuwan. .....

The confidant stroked his chin, and boldly asked: "Are we going to open a brothel in the capital?" In return Duan Qixin burst into tears: "What's on your mind all day long?"

The confidant touched his head, and sincerely suggested: "With so much silver, we can't even enter the gate of the capital. It's too much like a corrupt criminal."

Duan Qixin felt that it made sense, and thought for a while: "Go to the pawn shop in front and exchange them for bank notes, then you put them in your arms and go to the capital with me, and the rest will take their time."

Seven

Duan Qixin entered Beijing on the third day of junior high school, and the emperor personally greeted him outside the city, with tears in his eyes: "King Ning has worked hard!" I don't need to marry the prime minister's daughter anymore!

The more the emperor looked at King Ning, the more satisfied he was. With this temperament, this figure, and this appearance, if he were the prime minister's daughter, he would be able to laugh out loud in his dreams.He pulled Duan Qixin in front of the prime minister, and grandly introduced to King Ning: "This is your future father-in-law!"

The prime minister smiled, and King Ning also smiled and said nothing.

It's done, Duan Chu was excited, neither of them objected, it's done!

He just wanted to yell at God.

In the evening, there is wine and a banquet, and the guests and hosts enjoy themselves.

The emperor was so drunk that for the first time he ordered a rest day on the fourth day of the lunar month.

Eight

On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, it was dawn, and everyone in the court received the bank notes from King Ning.

Master Yushi trembled: "This is bribery! Could it be that King Ning wants to rebel?" Absolutely not!Yin Ziyan slapped the table loudly with pride and ambition: "I want to defend the country and pledge my allegiance to His Majesty to the death!"

The champion was speechless for a while, and spread out the letter mixed with the bank note.

The censor retracted his hands and sat down: I was careless, I didn't see it just now.

The number one scholar looked at ten lines at a glance and smiled.Lord Yushi snatched it over and took a look, and also smiled.

"It's time for revenge!!!" Yin Ziyan was excited, and said to the guard who delivered the silver ticket, "Go back and tell King Ning that I will do my best to help him."

The author has something to say: I have finished writing this article, it is updated daily, it is a short story.Will not pit.