Emperor X King

fourteen

When Yin Ziyan woke up, he felt that he was dreaming.He closed his eyes and opened them again, well, the arm around his waist is real.

Backaches are real too.

What happened last night was also true.

Damn, if it wasn't for lack of strength and being a girl, Yin Ziyan would run away and cry in minutes.

The number one scholar looked at him with his head propped up, in a good mood: "Ziyan woke up?"

Yin Ziyan rolled his eyes.

The number one scholar came over: "Ziyan, don't you want to eat?"

"What?" Yu Shi didn't respond.

The champion's hand moved under the quilt: "Your waist is so thin, I didn't dare to use my strength last night, for fear of breaking your waist."

The bastard! ! !Yin Ziyan Huo De turned to look at him: "Shut up."

"yesterday....."

"Don't talk about yesterday!"

The madam who became angry from embarrassment cannot be messed with. The champion sat up with his peach blossom eyes bent. Yin Ziyan was very ashamed when he saw his masterpiece on his back.

The sage's book was read in vain! ! ! !The sage said that indulgence is not good.

But I was forced to indulge! ! !Yin Ziyan gets angry when he thinks of drinking together: "Who prepared the wine yesterday?"

"I forgot about Ziyan's words." The champion put on his underwear, then bent down again, his long black hair fell on both sides of the censor's cheeks, "I'll reward them later."

"I'm going to kill them."

"Tsk," the champion shook his head, "sturdy."

The No. 27 Scholar never liked being served by others, so he had to dress Yin Ziyan when he was dressed. The majestic Censor was very shy, and it was the first time in [-] years that he only got up at night.

"I haven't greeted my mother yet." Yin Ziyan was referring to the champion's mother.

"I sent someone to ask for leave this morning. If you are not feeling well, please be safe and don't go." The champion took out a water-blue coat from the cabinet.

The censor saw that the cabinet was full of strange clothes: "Where are mine?"

"I threw away all the old ones, this cabinet is full of your new clothes."

Censor Difference: "These fabrics look familiar to me. Aren't they the ones that the Western Regions paid tribute to the emperor at the beginning of the year?" He said and remembered that he happened to be playing chess with the emperor in the imperial garden that day. When the eunuchs presented the fabrics, the emperor said what's up...

Oh, the emperor said: "Get ready and send it to the Zhuangyuan's mansion. He has mentioned to me many times that he wants to make some clothes for his sweetheart." That day I was surprised that the little kid had a sweetheart!

In a blink of an eye, the golden autumn has passed, and the events of ten months ago have long been forgotten, and only now do I remember, ah!The censor is angry!This guy has always had plans!

This guy hooked up with the emperor!

So angry!

The censor was so angry that he dressed himself!

fifteen

Duan Chu went to pay his respects to the queen mother when he got off the court. As soon as he entered the door, he saw King Ning sitting beside the queen mother as a female celebrity.

Duan Chu couldn't put it into words: "Hobby?"

"As a queen, you must know how to embroider!" Duan Qixin turned the embroidered fan over and showed him, "Isn't it pretty?"

"This is?" Duan Chu barely recognized, "Duck?"

"My son has bad eyesight," said the queen mother, "this is clearly a phoenix."

Fuck Phoenix?I don't even believe it's a pheasant.Duan Chu was confused: "Your embroidery skills are not even as good as the maids around me."

"Your Majesty, come and sit." The Empress Dowager pointed to the seat opposite, there was already Duan Qixin there, and Duan Chu would definitely be crowded if he sat there, so he said, "I won't sit."

The Empress Dowager touched her knee with her hand, but the green color on her wrist was gone, Duan Chu was surprised: "Where is the emerald jade bracelet that the empress mother loves the most?"

"That's it, the Ai family was given to the queen." The queen mother smiled, "This dynasty pays attention to the harmony of the qin and the zither, the emperor should dote on King Ning more, he can cook, embroider, and grow up with you , I feel sorry for my family."

"...The queen mother also accepts cashier receipts?"

"Nothing," the queen mother waved, "I just collected some brocade and jade."

The emperor became angry, turned around and left.

"Your majesty, you just keep what you say and what you mean. I know this temperament," the queen mother said to King Ning, "the heart is loose like a child, but because of the country and society, I have to pretend to be calm." She said from the drawer. He took out a roll of paper, "These are paintings and calligraphy made by the emperor when he was a child, and nine out of ten of them are all about you."

King Ning took over one by one and looked through them: "How could I not know? When I was young, he was hard-hearted and wanted to drive me to guard the frontier. I quietly entered the palace in the middle of the night and found him crying under the quilt, shrugging his shoulders. The image of him has been imprinted in my heart for a long time."

"You are talented, and since you are willing to help him guard the rivers and mountains, Ai's family has lived up to the entrustment of the late emperor." The queen mother took out another yellow silk, "The late emperor and I have already seen that you are actually in love with each other. , holding Ai’s hand and saying, King Ning is a loyal minister, a dutiful son, and a good husband, I can’t be more relieved if I promise Duan Chu to him. Let’s go.”

"Being in the emperor's house, many things can't be controlled by oneself, but Aijia hopes that the matter of love will have a happy ending."

King Ning handed back the yellow silk, carefully folded the calligraphy and painting and stuffed it into his chest: "I'm going to find the emperor."

sixteen

The emperor was very angry, and the censor was also very angry. The two very angry people got together and asked the imperial dining room to make a table meal.

"You have hurt me a lot!" Yu Shi said first, "You already knew that the number one scholar liked me, so why didn't you tell me!"

"The number one scholar won't let me speak." Duan Chu picked up a white steamed bun and put it down again.In the absence of others, the two abandoned the ceremony of monarch and minister.

"You are helping the evildoers." Yu Shi picked up the steamed buns and gnawed on them. His stomach was empty, and he was starving after being tossed all night last night.

The emperor looked at the erythema on Yu Shibai's neck and asked him: "What's wrong with the number one scholar?"

Yu Shi choked, and Duan Chu patted him on the back: "Young and strong, long-term, talented, good-looking, and completely flawless."

The censor couldn't refute, so he stretched his neck and said, "Then what's wrong with King Ning? Rich, long-term, loyal, filial, tall and handsome!"

Duan Chu: "..."

Duan Chu sighed: "He's too old!"

The number one scholar was startled and coughed twice: "Prince Ning is only 25 years old!" Younger than you!

"So what, he has already started taking Shiquan Dabu Wan! It can be seen that his energy is very low!" The emperor closed his eyes and made nonsense.

The censor looked at the emperor, and quickly took three steamed buns: "Take care, I'm leaving." He ran away.

Duan Chu felt a shadow covering his head, and then put a hand on his shoulder: "I'm out of energy?" His tone was gloomy.

Yu Shi stopped after running far away, panting like a cow: "Ning Wang's expression just now is too scary, but fortunately I flashed fast, but this waist is not good, it is too sore." He took out the steamed bun in his arms and gnawed on it. While walking out of the palace gate.

So the number one scholar who was just about to enter the palace saw his sweetheart, his hair was sticking to his forehead due to sweat, his feet were stilted, he walked slightly swaying, his arms were bulging, and he had a big white steamed bun in his hand, and his cheeks moved like a bird eating Little hamster, a little cute and a little funny.

The champion went up to him and hugged him: "Why didn't the emperor give you a sedan chair?"

"The emperor's own life is in danger," Yu Shi took out a steamed bun from his bosom, "Tomorrow will definitely rest."

"Why?"

Yu Shi glanced at him: "I can't say it, I can't say it."

The number one scholar guessed that it was related to King Ning, so he didn't ask further: "I'll carry you back."

Yu Shi obediently lay on his back, whispering in his ear: "Your Majesty is indeed right, you are young, strong and beautiful, with no flaws."

The number one scholar can't laugh or cry, what kind of bad evaluation is this, the emperor is not serious.

Seventeen

As expected, the next day the court was closed, and Yu Shi stood at the door looking up at the sky and sighed: "I'll just say it, I'll just say it!" The ministers thought he knew the reason, and asked him one after another.

Yu Shi continued to look at the sky: "I can't say it, I can't say it, the beauty is detrimental to the country!"

Everyone sang "Oh" and dispersed in all directions.

The emperor was lying on the bed, and King Ning was rubbing his legs: "Do you know that I am energetic now?"

Duan Chu rolled his eyes in his heart, this guy was stimulated yesterday, forced himself to run at night, and circled the palace five times, this morning he felt his legs were broken, so he had no choice but to rest.

The emperor didn't know that the messages about his Lin Xing King Ning had already flown outside.

Of course he knew it the next day, because all the ministers of the court and the central government had played it! !Even the prime minister played! !It is said that he should be responsible for eating, and the responsibility is that King Li Ning is the queen!

The emperor pressed his legs and couldn't argue with one hundred words. Could it be that I stopped court because I couldn't stand running at night?This kind of weak physical strength will definitely be spit on by the officer.

The number one scholar stood up at the critical moment: "I think it is the best policy to make peace with the vassal king, which can ensure the stability of the frontier and the country's long-term stability. King Ning loves His Majesty and makes him a queen, and it can also prevent the women in the harem from interfering in politics."

"That's right!" Yu Shi applauded, and then the applause in the court came one after another.

Right!Duan Chu complained in his heart, how could he send the emperor out with his relatives, besides, if King Ning intervenes in politics, the consequences will be much more serious than women interfering in politics, okay? ! !

Duan Chu opened his mouth, and the words of refusal came to his lips: "Prince Ning is tall and handsome, with a honest character and strong physical strength. He will be established as a queen and we will marry on the eighth day of next month."

That's right!All the ministers nodded, we all know that King Ning is physically strong, needless to say.

Eighteen

The ministers were very happy, because they received the bank note from King Ning again after the next court.

The Yanguan was also very happy. King Ning didn't pursue their impeachment and gave them a silver ticket.

The people were also very happy. Everyone thought that King Ning was going to rebel, but they didn't expect that what they were waiting for was a marriage, with wine, tax exemption, family security, and a happy life.

It was night, Duan Qixin was lying on the head of Duan Chu's bed, staring at——

"Haven't seen enough?" This guy has been following him for a day.

"No, I can't get enough of it all my life," Duan Qixin got into the bed and hugged him.

"I'm not married yet, so it's unreasonable."

"This is a free experience before getting married," Duan Qixin said, "it also comes with a kiss."

After the kiss, Duan Qixin took out a red string with a small jade stone strung on it. The jade was amber in color, round and smooth, shining with fine light. It was a good product at first glance: "This is a gem passed down from my ancestors to my daughter-in-law. Mother gave it to me before I came, and asked me to wear it for you."

Duan Chuxin said it was wrong, and he turned around: "Wrong, you are the queen, and I am your son-in-law."

Duan Qixin kissed his eyes: "Show brave."

Duan Chu refused, sat up and wanted to argue with him, but was pulled down by him: "Just do it and see."

So he was turned into a red wave, and there was a small babbling sound all night, accompanied by a little crying.

So the next day off again.

What a mistake!All the ministers looked up to the sky.

From the third day, the sharp-eyed censor noticed that there was a red bracelet on the emperor's wrist.

Nineteen <some interesting things>

The queen is very quiet, and she works as a female celebrity every day. When the emperor came back from court, he found that the picture on the cushion had turned into a duck, the picture on the tablecloth had turned into a duck, and even the pillow towel and quilt cover were ducks!

Duan Chu felt that his aesthetics had been tarnished, and asked the queen not to touch female celebrities again.

So the queen changed to touch the emperor.

The number one scholar is a vixen, specially here to attract popularity!One day, amidst the usual backache and butt pain, Yu Shi made a bloody and tearful conclusion.

The confidant was very pitiful. King Ning never cared about his life after he was given to the prime minister, but he thoughtfully gave him a box of Shiquan Dabu pills.

The confidant bit his handkerchief and cried: It's too much! ! ! !This person is so unscrupulous in order to become a queen!Cruel!

After the queen stopped being a female celebrity, in order to show her virtuousness, she went to the imperial dining room to cook porridge every day. The cooking skills of the porridge made the imperial chef feel ashamed, and secretly hid in a corner crying, thinking that the queen was going to steal her job.Fortunately, the emperor took pity on the queen, and he was not allowed to cook after a few days of drinking.

Duan Qishen usually looks like a little milk dog, but he has a smiling face to the ministers and subordinates. The Yushi said he was schizophrenic, and the emperor heard about it.