When a straight man transmigrates into a book and becomes a male protagonist of a tanmei novel

Jiang Lang was covered with a cold and sick air all over his body, as if he didn't like to talk to people, but in fact he couldn't stand boredom the most, if no one really came to provoke him, he would be itching for idleness.

In other words, he can ignore you, but you can't stop talking to him.

Before wearing the book, he was at the age of three, and he already knew how to restrain his childish temperament that needs to be beaten.But now, for some unknown reason, Jiang Lang's mind began to immature again, and after spending the whole morning alone at the last table, he was about to suffer from internal injuries.

He didn't have a deskmate, and he couldn't understand the teacher's lectures, so he could only stare at Jiang Lang's straight back in a bored state, and began to think carefully about the content of the novel to facilitate his future life.

... After thinking for a while, he sighed sincerely, thinking about shit.

In this novel, apart from flirting, it is just flirting and cursing. It is a sweet and illogical novel, and two idiots can live quite well if they become the protagonist.

For example, in the part of the original novel where Huo Zhunchong came out to his parents, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother even skipped the "shock" part, and happily told their son to take his boyfriend home early.

Jiang Lang, who grew up in a gay family, couldn't help but twitch his lips.

When did Chinese society become so tolerant of homosexuality?If this were to be put into reality, parents would have to open your mind?

It's really hard for two men to be together.

Jiang Lang knew because his two fathers had always been miserable.

When he thought of this, the gaze he stared at Li Jingluo inevitably became a little sad.Sorrow and affection may sound like nothing to each other at first, but in essence, they are actually two very similar emotions.

Therefore, Qian Liang, who happened to turn his head to see this kind of look, lived up to the misunderstanding, and an idea suddenly appeared in his mind.

Brother Lang, this is...Looking at Li Jingluo?

Students in Fuqing Middle School have a tradition of taking a nap, so the lunch break is relatively long, a full hour and a half. That is to say, if you don’t listen to the school’s advice, if you only eat and don’t sleep after school at noon, you will have nearly an hour of entertainment time.

Jiang Lang walked out of the teaching building and caught a glimpse of Fuqing's basketball court, which occupies a considerable area, and his hands itch.

Well, there are very few boys who don’t like playing basketball.

It's just that when I entered the society, the invisible burden was on my body, and I squeezed out an adult running helplessly under the gears of life, and gradually lost that energy and time.

In the original novel, Qian Liang and Jiang Lang went to the cafeteria together after school at noon, and helped him prepare meals, but today when the lunch break bell rang, Qian Liang turned around and smiled strangely at Jiang Lang, and ran away.

Jiang Lang has the same habit as the Jiang Lang in the novel, that is, he doesn't like to squeeze around with others, which can be described as a standard young master's temper, so he holds the bread bought from a small shop in his hand, unpacks it, and sits On the steps in front of the back door of the teaching building, he gnawed slowly.

He was thinking about where to drag a few people to play with him.

I don't know if he can shout enough people here with his reputation as a "school bully".

He was dreaming here, when a hand holding a mineral water bottle suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Do you drink? Don't choke."

As soon as Jiang Lang raised his head, he saw a very handsome boy standing in front of him with an awkward and strange expression.

But if someone kindly brought him water, he must be very familiar with him.So Jiang Lang smiled, took the water, and asked casually, "Have you finished your meal?"

The boy's expression became even more strange. He bit his lip and said, "I don't eat at noon, have you forgotten?"

Jiang Lang didn't realize the sense of grievance in these words, he followed his words and said carelessly: "How can you not eat at noon? Look at you short."

"Don't you like people who are shorter than you?" The delicate boy took a breath, "Isn't it because I don't eat at noon because you think I have a thin waist?"

Jiang Lang: "..."

Depend on.Bad luck.This [-]% is met ex-boyfriend.

He remembered that there were two ex-boyfriends of Huo Zhun in the novel, one named Meng Rui and the other named Yang Sihong.

So Jiang Lang cleared his throat and said solemnly, "Let me ask first... Are you Meng Rui or Yang Sihong?"

The delicate boy first widened his eyes in disbelief, and then yelled, "Jiang Lang, don't you want to be ashamed! Are you speaking human language?"

Jiang Lang: "..." I really want to talk to people, because I really don't have the experience of talking to my ex-boyfriend.

The school bully classmate has no long-term nature, and he is still very pampered when he is in a relationship, so he gave the classmate in front of him who didn't know whether it was Meng or Yang to yell at him.

For a moment, he couldn't bear the eyes of the classmates around him looking at gay guys, so he stood up and hugged the classmate in front of him, stroked his fur, and said, "Hey, don't make trouble, let's go to a place where there are few people talk."

A pair of girls walking past glanced this way and whispered, "What's wrong with Yang Sihong? Why are you crying?"

Jiang Lang's ears were sharp, and when he heard the word "Yang Sihong", he couldn't help but feel more confident.He put his arms around Yang Sihong's shoulders, and said in such an upright posture, "You must not cry."

"Comrade Xiao Yang, men don't shed tears lightly."

Yang Sihong frowned and asked, "What did you call me?"

Xiao Yang?What the hell is this called?

Jiang Lang smiled, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "I call you comrade, aren't you comrade?"

"Comrade" is actually a more yin and yang term for homosexuality.When Yang Sihong heard this, he became even more unhappy, and raised his voice a little more, and said, "What are you talking about, as if you are not gay! You made it clear today, why did you break up!"

Jiang Lang spread his hands: "I'm not, so I want to break up with you!"

Yang Sihong said loudly: "Fart! You say you are not gay, it is better to say that you want to be 0 down here!"

Jiang Lang stepped down after being given a step, and immediately said: "Yes, I just want to be 0 down below, we hit 0, let's divide."

After speaking, he noticed that there seemed to be a person standing beside him all the time.

Jiang Lang tilted his head, almost biting off his sloppy tongue on the spot.

It was Li Jingluo.

He stood aside with an embarrassed face, finally smiled dryly, and said, "Brother Lang, that, Teacher Shi called you."

Jiang Lang: "..." I'm really crazy!

Li Jingluo smiled at Meng Rui apologetically and innocently, walked over and pulled Jiang Lang's wrist, and pulled him into the teaching building.

A warm electric current came from the wrist held by Li Jingluo, as if this body had really been lingering with Li Jingluo as in a dream, Jiang Lang was particularly sensitive to the touch belonging to the person in front of him.

He subconsciously twitched his wrist back.

Li Jingluo let go of his hand tactfully, turned around, and smiled obediently again.

Jiang Lang couldn't bear to look at him, so he looked for something to say: "Mr. Shi is really looking for me?"

Li Jingluo shook his head and raised his eyebrows slightly: "No, I...I just want to help you...that..."

As he talked, maybe because he thought of Jiang Lang's words, his face gradually turned red, and he started talking.

Seeing Li Jingluo like this, Jiang Lang's heartbeat started to speed up inexplicably.

Damn... you really deserve to be a master of the straight world.

Thinking of this, Jiang Lang would of course resist to the death, so he cupped his fists and solemnly said, "Thank you brother."

Li Jingluo: "..."

Jiang Lang: "You don't need to say anything, I know everything."

Li Jingluo: "..."

Jiang Lang: "You have helped brother so much, why don't we become sworn brothers right away!"

Do you see it?Did you see Li Jingluo's frozen face?

this!It is the brilliance of straight men!

After a long while, Li Jingluo's froze corners of his mouth slowly thawed out, raising an arc upwards.He raised his glowing eyes, looked at Jiang Lang, opened his mouth slowly, and said, "Okay."

Jiang Lang: "???"

it is good?

what's good?

Sworn brothers?

Before Jiang Lang could react, Li Jingluo took a few steps forward, smiled shyly, and said, "Brother."

He licked his lips, and seemed to think that this address was very easy to pronounce, so he dragged his voice, with a faint hint of coquettishness, and called out again.

"elder brother."

Jiang Lang shuddered and took a small step back.

Li Jingluo pursued closely and took a big step forward.

Jiang Lang put his hand in front of him, made a defensive posture, and said, "Don't...don't call it that."

Li Jingluo restrained his smile, raised his eyebrows, and asked in puzzlement, "Why?"

Why?Why else?

Because that's what you call me when *me*!

Jiang Lang tried his best to adjust his mentality that was about to collapse, and put on the "school bully" exclusive attitude of seven points of disdain and three points of indecency, and said: "We don't know the size yet, what are you talking about?"

Li Jingluo heard the words, and said: "I went to school early, and I skipped another grade in elementary school, and I am younger than you."

While speaking, Li Jingluo took another small step towards Jiang Lang, and was about to stick to him.

Jiang Lang immediately decided to leave the pawn to save the car, and said, "If you want to call me brother, call me brother, don't get so close."

"Okay." Li Jingluo was very obedient, keeping a distance from Jiang Lang, "Brother, do you want to go back to class for an afternoon nap?"

A few words of "brother" in succession knocked out Jiang Lang's soul, and he said in a daze, "I don't take a nap. I want to play basketball."

Li Jingluo smiled and said, "Okay. I'll call a few classmates when I get back to class. Brother, go to the basketball court and wait."

When Jiang Lang came back to his senses, only Li Jingluo's back was left in his sight.

... He always had the feeling of being eaten to death somewhere.

What an ominous premonition!

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