I'm the only one in the whole world who thinks I'm Gong [Entertainment Circle]

Jiang Xie couldn't remember how many times he passed out briefly.

The mind was dizzy, as if sinking into a quagmire that could never be touched to the bottom.Her feet were as soft as if she was stepping on a cloud, she couldn't lift a bit of strength from her hair to her toes, and her skin was covered with a layer of bright water.The frightening thing is that when his physical strength is completely declared over, the person on his body still doesn't feel tired at all—except that when he is unconscious, he moves lightly and slowly soothes him. Apart from that, he is basically more tired. Like a perpetual motion machine.

Perpetual motion machine, TM's!

Even though Jiang Xie was sent to the army for sparring, he had never been so tired before!He even began to wonder, is this really the sweet, lovely and girlish little wife he knew back then?Why did someone change the configuration all of a sudden?

It’s okay to change other configurations, but to change this...

In Jiang Xie's mind, ten thousand muddy horses galloped past.

He was like a little rookie in the novice area wearing a primary suit. Facing the enemy's overly powerful and concentrated rocket launcher, he was staggered from being hit, and his blood was already in danger in an instant, hovering on the verge of bottoming out .

For the first time in history, Jiang Xie had the urge to retreat strategically.

"Okay..." He clenched his teeth, and squeezed out a few words from his lips, "Your thing...isn't made of steel..."

The man supported him with his sweaty hand, as if he was stimulated by his words, he bit his ear gently.Amid the sudden surge of electric current, Jiang Xie took a deep breath and straightened his back all of a sudden——

The enemy's artillery fire came more violently.

He decided to take back his preface, this is not a rocket launcher, this is a manned spaceship! ! !

This is for God! ! !

After rushing to a brief peak, the manned spaceship stagnated for two seconds, and then took off again with a roar.In front of his eyes were gorgeous unblocked color spots, spinning in big chunks, Jiang Xie collapsed on the bed suddenly, like a fish out of water, gasping for breath while leaning against Gu Min's arm.

In a trance, he seemed to faintly hear the sound of the key turning the door lock.

However, this thought only existed in his mind for a second, and in the next second, it was successfully squeezed out by the man—Gu Min became the only existence in this world, the only thing he could see, the only thing he could hear , the only thing that can really be felt.Sweat splashed on his chest, so hot that he could almost burn it.

Immediately afterwards, he heard his old man's angry voice: "Where's the little bastard? Where's the little bastard?"

……

At this moment, Jiang Xie and his family's perpetual motion machines stopped for a few seconds.

Jiang Xie looked back in a daze, and met Gu Min's eyes - the sweat on the two heads had not been wiped off, and the eyes were paired at this moment, and they could see the undiminished passion and undisguised in each other's eyes the shock.

Really?

Really.

The original action was immediately suspended, and the spark plug was forcibly pulled out. Jiang Xie lay on the bed, looking at the messy state, only feeling that his eyes were dark.

The bed sheets that are almost on the map and the smell of the room can't be cleaned up in two or three strokes. How can this be explained?It can't be said that the two of them made an appointment to watch a popular science film on life and health education on a whim, and they made an appointment to use Five Finger Girl for a while, right?

"Handcuffs!" He clattered and shook his wrist, urging in a low voice, "Hurry up!"

Film Emperor Gu bent down to pick up the key that had been thrown on the ground, but at this moment, Mr. Jiang had already arrived at the door and turned the doorknob.The bedroom door swung open, and everything appeared in front of my eyes—the grandson who was shaking the handcuffs and urging him to hurry up in a strange posture, and a young man who was also in the original state with his back turned to him. people……

Mr. Jiang's eyes widened, his lips trembled for a long while, but he couldn't say a word.

At the same time, the screen of Jiang Xie's brain also went black, and then a line of bright red characters slowly floated up.

... It's over.

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The two of them finished dressing and moved to the living room. Mr. Jiang was in the shock of witnessing this scene, but he still couldn't react.Jiang Xie's own waist was so sore that it looked like noodles. He walked all the way to support the wall, and he couldn't use any strength on his waist and legs. He had to endure the freshly brewed tea that Gu Min had just brewed, "Grandpa, drink water."

Mr. Jiang took the tea numbly, looked at the ups and downs in the tea leaves, took a sip slowly, and said, "It tastes good."

Jiang Xie coughed, and said in a low voice: "The top Dahongpao, each bud costs [-]."

Mr. Jiang's eyes suddenly changed, and he threw the tea tray on the table.

"One thousand eight hundred and eight!" Jiang Xie hurriedly reminded him.

Mr. Jiang's movements softened all of a sudden, and his face turned cloudily between the two of them.

"What's going on?" He said sharply, and pulled out a small black gun from his side pocket. The black muzzle was aimed at Gu Min, and the aura around him was extremely frightening, "Don't tell me?"

Gu Min opened his mouth to speak, but Jiang Xie squeezed his hand, but now he became more calm, enduring the pain and taking the conversation.

Although it was completely different from what he had expected, he chose the little object himself, and he really liked it.The person Jiang Xie picked out, even if the world falls apart, he must be protected!

"That's what you saw..." He casually pointed at Gu Min, then at himself, "Me, and him—"

"The two of us are dating, the kind that is based on marriage, not playing hooligans."

There was a smile in Gu Min's eyes, and he took two cushions from the sofa next to him, stacked them up, and let him sit on top of them.

Grandpa Jiang watched his grandson sit down slowly while supporting his waist, even his lips were trembling.

This slow-moving one looks like an old man even more than him.

"You!" He was furious, "Look at you—you do this kind of thing by yourself, why do you drag other people's children to do this kind of thing together?!"

"..."

Jiang Xie was even more confused when he called him that.

What does it mean to do that kind of thing by yourself... Not to mention that I can't do it, but the scene that Mr. Jiang saw, isn't it obvious that Gu Min is doing something to him!

He's the one with a sore waist and weak legs right now. How come it's in the mouth of Mr. Jiang that he has seduced and abducted ignorant women and men?

"You," Mr. Jiang bumped his crutch hard on the ground, feeling extremely distressed, "Even if you have such a habit, you shouldn't be begging others to handcuff you like that—what about the character of the Jiang family? What about the family training? Eaten up by you??? If I don’t come, are you going to let him whip him?”

He entered the room angrily, and suddenly found a large box of utensils given by Kou Fan from under the bed. There were seven or eight types of whips in it, soft ones, fringed ones, and extremely hard ones. , could open a whip fair.Kou's father originally asked Jiang Xie to use these things to restrain Gu Min, but he never expected that Jiang Xie would successfully use these things to bring himself into a pit.

Seeing the glaring evidence, Mr. Jiang became even angrier, blowing his beard and staring: "Look, I'll tell you!"

"..." Jiang Xie blinked slowly, and finally realized something from Mr. Jiang's voice.

His grandpa didn't think they were playing the alphabet game of whipping around, did they?

Leaning against the door frame, he stood up straight with difficulty with the strength of his little wife, and argued, "Where do you want to go? I really don't have a penchant for being abused."

Unexpectedly, Mr. Jiang didn't believe it at all.

"I saw it all!"

He pointed at Gu Min.

"That young man's body, the streaks, looks like farming—do you dare to say that you didn't do it? When I went in, didn't you still yell to tell him to hurry up, isn't he looking for a whip? "

Jiang Xie couldn't help but sneered, "What whip, he's looking for the key—"

"What key?" Mr. Jiang couldn't listen to any explanation at the moment, and pointed at him angrily, "Listen to your voice, it's so hoarse that you don't look like a human being, why are you lying to me, an old bone? Oh, if you didn't want to be beaten, he could have taken you down and handcuffed you so easily? Do you really think I'm an old man, stupid and easy to deceive?"

He knew Jiang Xie's skill well.That's what he brought out little by little.

Not to mention that he is invincible, but it is absolutely easy to deal with an ordinary person. In the previous sparring in the army, Jiang Xie was able to knock down two or three instructors by himself, which was very impressive.How could it be so easily controlled by a young man now?

It must be what you want.

Jiang Xie: ...

This is what he wants, really.

The more Mr. Jiang thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. The anger just now calmed down and gradually disappeared, and the thoughts in his heart became more determined.When he was young, there were quite a few people who enjoyed playing with them. It is not uncommon for him to have seen this kind of psychological abuse. He knows that this is a kind of mental illness. Don't stay here to embarrass the exposed grandson.

The older the person, the stronger the ability to accept this kind of thing.People who broke through the sea of ​​blood are used to seeing life and death, so they take these things lightly.

What could it matter?

Don't you just like being beaten?The big deal is that the whole army will be involved, and it will be enough for each person to be whipped!

He and Jiang Xie have a somewhat sympathetic friendship.The agreement between the two is a secret, and they often hide the secret from the rest of the family about stealing sweets or something.If something bad happened when he was a child, Mr. Jiang would secretly help Jiang Xie, trying not to stab Bai Chuan in front of him.

Although the final result is often not hidden from Bai Chuan, but this friendship of fighting against the enemy and fighting against the outside world is left behind.

Mr. Jiang hesitated and touched the top of the cane, and finally decided to clean up the mess for this errant grandson.Then he put the gun away again, kicked the pile of things under the bed, snorted coldly and collected all the whips that might be harmful, and taught the lesson with a tiger face, "Even if you want to play, you can't Pick something that might hurt you, you know?"

Jiang Xie was expressionless.

It's over, he thought, this is completely unexplained.

He could only pretend to be calm and put his hands on his sleeves, watching Mr. Jiang hide a few black riding whips in his sleeves, and every time he hid one, he would turn his head and look at him.Jiang Xie, who was misunderstood, hesitated for a while between being willing to be beaten by Gu Min and being crushed because of his incompetence, and finally chose the former with difficulty, closing his eyes, and simply acquiesced.

Gu Yingdi, who was behind him, seemed to feel that it was a pity that the whip was taken away, and sighed faintly behind him.

"..." Jiang Xie gritted his teeth, reached out and pinched his waist.

What a pity you are...

He has a whole sack of bills, waiting to settle the calculations with this "delicate body and easy to push down" little object.

The kind that counts from head to toe.

Mr. Jiang was shocked by this sudden scene, and he completely forgot his purpose of coming, and left soon.He walked out the door with his front foot, and Jiang Xie put his hand on his little wife's collar with his back foot, and smiled lovingly at the face of the flower of Gaoling.

"Explain, explain," he squeezed a few words through his teeth, "Huh?"

He was clearly a well-prepared attack.

But after the foreplay was completed, I realized that he had become a loved one!

This unscientific! ! !