I Have A Pair Of Yin-Yuan Eyes

Xiao Shun is an extremely pessimistic optimist.

He is terrified of everything in this world—

Sitting in the classroom, he would be inexplicably worried that the creaking electric fan above his head would suddenly fall down, and the high-speed rotating fan blades would cut flesh like mud. He even foresees the scene where the brains of the students in the front row will burst.

So at the beginning of the school year, Xiao Shun would ask Xu Xing if he had applied to the school for maintenance of the public facilities in the classroom. He felt that even if the public property was not damaged, it was necessary to conduct a thorough investigation and re-tighten all the screws before the school started.

When going to the toilet, Xiao Shun only looks for the squat toilet. He is always worried that mice or cockroaches will come out of the holes in the toilet while sitting in the toilet.If there were three empty public toilets in the mall and the only squatting pit was occupied, even if Xiao Shun was in a hurry to relieve himself at that time, he would have chosen to wait for that squatting toilet.

At the same time, he was also extremely lacking in self-confidence——

Xiao Shun's family of three moved to City A when he was promoted from elementary school to junior high school. The huge gap between the small town and the big city also made Xiao Shun, who was sensitive since childhood, even more inferior.

In the second year of junior high school, Xiao Shun realized that he liked boys, and Jiang Jize rushed into his world like a god, and the recognition of his sexuality undoubtedly aggravated Xiao Shun's sense of inferiority.

The old days of junior high school were both sour and sweet to Xiao Shun.

Xiao Shun carefully guards his feelings, which are both first love and secret love.Perhaps even Jiang Jize has forgotten the names and looks of his previous girlfriends, but Xiao Shun always remembers.

He knew the names and classes of each of Jiang Jize's girlfriends, as well as their appearance characteristics;

He knew that Jiang Jize liked petite and cute girls, with big watery eyes, fair and translucent skin, and a gentle voice when speaking;

He knew that Jiang Jize would play basketball in the front playground every Friday afternoon after school;

He knew that Jiang Jize would not refuse anyone, but the scope of his non-rejection was limited to girls...

Xiao Shun sometimes had unrealistic fantasies, imagining what topics he would talk to Jiang Jize, and he also simulated countless scenes where the two talked for the first time.

But his dream of being a young boy in Huaichun remained after graduating from junior high school. Xiao Shun's family moved from city A to the city because of Xiao's father's job change. For Xiao Shun, this was both good news and bad news.

The good news is that Xiao Shun can slowly forget about Jiang Jize. The bad news is that the sudden parting adds a more eye-catching color to Jiang Jize, the object of his crush, which remains in his memory and will never fade away.

It's just that Xiao Shun never expected that the two would meet again on the high school campus two years later, when Jiang Jize transferred from City A to City A as a transfer student.The first contact between the two was in the noisy environment of the dining hall. His plate was placed on Jiang Jize's body, and the soup mixed with sticky chaji sauce covered Jiang Jize all over.

Jiang Jize was furious in front of him.

"Fuck me!!!"

"Damn! What a fucking bad luck!"

"What grade are you in?"

"A senior in high school?"

"Go back to the dormitory with me to change clothes, and you will wash the clothes."

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Xiao Shun was also taken aback at the time, and when he commented afterwards, he couldn't help feeling: Jiang Jize's voice is really nice, even when he was cursing and swearing.

Xiao Shun sometimes feels that life is really wonderful, the person he misses so much, because of that oolong incident, he met inexplicably.

After that, Jiang Jize would greet him whenever he met him at school.Xiao Shun's three-point-one-line life also changed accordingly:

When he went to the bathroom, he would deliberately run to the science and technology building, pass by Jiang Jize's classroom, and often meet that man standing outside the corridor to breathe.

He would spend time between classes in the first and second grades of high school, and would take the initiative to accompany the table to the canteen. When he was lucky, he would meet Jiang Jize coming out of the canteen with a black pepper ham in his mouth.

In addition, he also looked forward to it when he went to the dining hall and returned to the dormitory every day.

The reason why Xiao Shun is said to be an "extremely pessimistic optimist" is that while he is pessimistic, he has been working hard to maintain a positive attitude towards life.

Liking someone is so beautiful, it can make a pessimist have a good yearning for life.

Lu Che once asked Jiang Jize: What do you think of him?

The "he" in the words refers to Xiao Shun.

Jiang Jize gave the answer directly: I think he is quite interesting....

Jiang Jize answered quickly, but not perfunctorily.

Since Jiang Jize got to know Xiao Shun, he went to class seven to borrow books and homework, and he also had a new goal.Once after school, Jiang Jize took the book and returned it to Xiao Shun. The classroom was empty, leaving only Xiao Shun alone. Jiang Jize sat on the seat in front of Xiao Shun's desk with his long legs straddled, put his hands on the desk, and asked: "Why are you left alone?"

Xiao Shun replied in a low voice: "Because...you said you wanted to return the book to me..."

So he waited until now.

Jiang Jize: "..."

When Xiao Shun and Jiang Jize talked, they always lowered their heads unconsciously to avoid Jiang Jize's gaze.

Jiang Jize thought for a while and said, "You haven't had lunch yet, have you? Let's get together and have a meal together~"

Xiao Shun was packing his schoolbag. Hearing this, his hands trembled with nervousness, and with a crash, the open schoolbag fell to the ground.Jiang Jize let out an "hey" and leaned over to help pick up things, but found two glowing red marriage certificates in the pile of books.

Jiang Jize snorted and said, "Your parents are pretty good-looking, um, you look more like your mother~"

Xiao Shun blushed and took the marriage certificate from Jiang Jize.

Jiang Jize then asked: "But, by the way, why do you carry your parents' marriage certificate with you?"

Xiao Shun stuffed the marriage certificate into the back of his schoolbag, and mumbled, "Because...my parents have a bad relationship and often quarrel. I'm worried that they will secretly divorce while I'm not at home."

Jiang Jize scratched his head and said, "Oh..."

The reason for Xiao Shun's lack of security comes from his parents, and because Xiao's father often changes jobs, which leads to frequent changes in living environment, Xiao Shun also has no sense of belonging to his family.

Jiang Jize suddenly thought of the wishing post-it Xiao Shun wrote on the back of their classroom: To your future self, I hope you can accumulate more courage in the rest of your life—Xiao Shun.

When he saw this sentence at the time, he was still wondering what kind of courage Xiao Shun needed to accumulate, but now he vaguely understood it.

That day, Xiao Shun anxiously followed Jiang Jize to the dining hall, and the two each ordered a portion of siu-mei rice. Xiao Shun's dream of lunch for the two that he was looking forward to was shattered by reality.

Just as Jiang Jize stood by with his dinner plate and looked around, someone stood up and waved at him not far away, "Jize! There's room here, Kang is busy!"

Jiang Jize happily took Xiao Shun over there and sat down.

During the dinner, a group of big boys at the same table suddenly chatted about sleeping naked. When they asked Jiang Jize about it, Jiang Jize responded casually: "I often sleep naked, especially in summer, when I turn on the air conditioner and cover myself with a quilt, I sleep naked. I can sleep more soundly~”

Jiang Jize shrugged, not noticing that Xiao Shun beside him blushed because of his words, he turned his head and asked, "Xiao Shun, do you have the habit of sleeping naked?"

Xiao Shun was asked suddenly, facing the eyes of several people at the same table, he replied awkwardly: "I never sleep naked...and that, have you ever thought that if you were sleeping in the middle of the night Sudden death, when your parents found the body the next day, they were so sad and wailing, but when they lifted the quilt, they found a naked body inside, the pain of bereavement may be greatly reduced..."

Just thinking about it makes that scene so embarrassing that it's suffocating.

heard.

Everyone: "..."

I just slept naked, why should I think about sudden death?

Only Jiang Jize was overjoyed: "You are so reasonable, hahaha!"

Jiang Jize was thinking at that time, Xiao Shun is really interesting.