Gold medal cosplayer in fast time travel

"Haha." Qiao Mu sat back in his seat, took a sip of his wine, and slammed his mouth down, "Don't be annoyed, I'll just say it. I guess, the fifth beauty among storytellers should be our Prime Minister of Song Dynasty—" —It’s so clear!”

Qi Chu's expression didn't change, he still had a gentle expression, and asked lightly: "Why did you say that?"

At this time, Qiao Mu didn't answer any more, but just ate the crispy peanuts, squinting his eyes to enjoy it.Qiao Mu didn't answer, and Qi Chu didn't ask the bottom line.The focus of the storyteller is obviously the fifth beauty that came out of thin air, and the first four have all been slightly mentioned.

"Speaking of which, everyone knows the fifth beauty." The storyteller paused for a moment, and the crowd suddenly became noisy, whispering to guess who this person is. "This person is the famous Concubine Chu!"

As soon as the storyteller finished revealing the answer, everyone in the teahouse erupted.

Heh, those who come to Songyan Tea House often know who this "Concubine Chu" is.Tsk tsk, that is a seductive disaster.Of course, in addition to those old drivers, there are also some newcomers who are in the fog.They couldn't help but itch when they saw the obscene smiles that most of them knew.

"Do you know who this 'Concubine Chu' is?" Qiao Mu had already drunk half a glass of wine, and Song Yan's wine was also famously good.Three cups of drunk heroes, five cups of fairy tears.Qiao Mu can still drink, but he is a little tipsy at this time.He didn't wait for the man to answer, then he said to himself again, "Hey, Mr. Lang definitely doesn't know. This man is the famous prime minister of the Song Dynasty—Qi Chu!"

Song State not only has open folk customs, but also has quite free speech.Discussion and argumentation are not only the privileges of court officials and scholar scholars, even ordinary people can express their own opinions casually.In addition to not being able to insult members of the royal family and the court officials, there are no restrictions in the market.This atmosphere is unique in history.The people of Song State are sincerely proud, and sincerely thank the founding father of Song State.

Of course, it is also due to the prime minister's temperament that the people can publicly criticize the prime minister in this way - it is too soft, as soft as water!Such a weak person, seeing these gossips, is afraid that he will be too ashamed to leave the house.Where will they come back to pursue their crimes?Besides, according to the current law, they didn't commit any crimes, did they?

"Yesterday, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, His Majesty invited the envoys of the Kingdom of Liang to appreciate the bright moon. There were staggered cups of wine, singing and dancing. The most beautiful dancer and the best qin girl added to the fun. The dance was Jinghong Dance, a Jinghong Dance, and the light Luo Shayi is not as soft as Wu Ji's waist. What she plays is Lin Lang's new piece Drunken Red Silk, and the sound of the zither is melodious but not as delicate as Qin Ji's hand." The storyteller's priorities and tone pauses are well grasped.In just a few sentences, the scene was outlined.I couldn't help closing my eyes, and imagined the scene in the world that day in my mind.

"Clinker, when the wine was hot, the envoy of the Liang Kingdom actually made a request to His Majesty." The storyteller stopped, causing the audience to scratch their heads.

"What is the request? Tell me quickly!" Everyone begged in one voice.But the storyteller just didn't say anything, took a sip of tea unhurriedly, "Foretell what will happen..."

Continuous sighs, storytellers always do this!

Today, however, is different.

"Boom!"

A bar of silver!The storyteller stared blankly at the white money on the table, my dear, what a generous move!He carefully picked up the ingot of silver, and hurriedly stuffed it into his sleeve.He looked around, but didn't see who the benefactor was, so he bowed to the surroundings.

Who cast the silver?Qiao Mu could see it clearly.

The glass of wine on the table had already been drunk, Qiao Mu's face was reddish, and he grabbed Qichu's sleeve, "You are so generous, why don't you give me the money? If you give it to me, let alone last night About the Mid-Autumn Festival, even how many moles he has, I can tell you clearly!"

How many moles can you tell clearly?He was so dumb, he didn't have moles.

Qi Chu didn't care about the restless claw on his sleeve, he put his finger on his lips and made a "quiet" movement.The action is simple, but the beauty is seductive.The lip color is very light, it looks unhealthy, I really want to let people bite a little bit, and slowly get a bright red color.Those fingers are white, as if made of white marble, very comfortable.Qiao Mu just stared at the finger obsessively.

"Foretelling what will happen next, this old man will tell you slowly." After taking the money, the storyteller immediately changed his tone.Everyone below despised his behavior, but they were very curious about what happened next, so they had to listen obediently.

"The envoy of the Liang State said, 'Your Majesty, may I give a poem to the beautiful woman?' It's no wonder that the Liang State envoy was too reckless, after all, all the women present are stunning in the world. The Liang State is located in a remote place. Han, how can I give birth to a woman as beautiful and gentle as my country of Song? If he really likes it, he might as well be as beautiful as an adult. Your majesty has a big heart and agreed on the spot. He also promised that if that person also cares about him, he will lead them together A red thread." Sure enough, he was an expert storyteller, and he completely mobilized his emotions in just a few words.You see, any woman from my country of Song can dazzle the envoy of the country of Liang!Of course, there are also some sober ones among them, and they expected that the climax of the story will be next.

"Hu pen, emblem ink, duan inkstone, and rice paper, prepare immediately. It's just that the Liang Guo envoy has no ink in his chest, so he can only silently write the poems of his predecessors."

"Tsk tsk, if I go to the officials, I must be improvising!" The audience thought like this, and even thought that if they were themselves at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, they would definitely be better than the envoys of the Liang Kingdom.

"'When you see a beautiful woman, you will never forget it. If you don't see it for a day, you will miss it like crazy.

Feng Fei soars, seeking phoenix from all corners of the world.Helpless beauty is not in the east wall.

Replace the piano with the language, chat and write from the bottom of my heart.When will I see Xu Xi, comfort me.

Wish to match virtue, hand in hand.If you can't fly, I will perish. '"

""Phoenix Seeking Phoenix"?" Qiao Mu did not let go of his sleeve from the beginning to the end. He tugged at the blue cuff and looked straight at Qichu's profile, "Mr. Let me hear it, how about it?"

Qi Chu was so engrossed in the storyteller's story that he didn't seem to hear it.Qiao Mu didn't care whether he answered or not, anyway, she just propped her head on one arm and watched him quietly, addicted to beauty and unable to extricate herself.His Chu Dingli can be compared with the abbot of Huguo Temple, and under such scorching eyes, he is able to be undisturbed.

The storyteller didn't care about the ambiguity of his seat: "Your Majesty asked the envoy where the beautiful woman is. Who knows, the envoy actually took that piece of paper and walked towards Qichu!"

There was a sound of breathing under the stage, how brave is the envoy?Qi Chu was once the prime minister!What does he mean by doing this?Although Qi Chu has a lot of bad deeds, he is the prime minister of Song after all!Where is this dignified country of Song placed?

This is the first thought of most people, and then different voices emerged.

Why did the envoy give this courtship poem to Qichu?There are so many handsome people in Chaozhong, why did they see Qichu's beauty?

It seems very reasonable.Going down this line of thought, things will become clear.Tsk tsk, it really is the disaster 'Concubine Chu'!Not only did he seduce the emperor, but he even seduced the envoys of Xiao Xiaoliang?Everyone was angry, how could such a person be a prime minister?

After the storyteller finished telling the story, he went to the inner courtyard with a satisfied smile, leaving behind the resentful audience on the first floor.

Qi Chu settled the tea money and left.Seeing Qi Chu's leaving back, Qiao Mu followed immediately.

"Hey, I'm talking about my husband, I haven't played the song "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix" for you yet, why did you leave like this? Didn't you let me down?" Qiao Mu stood in front of the man and laughed so hard. People, Huya, who was supposed to be silly, also looked handsome, "I am Qiao Mu, the Qiao Mu of 'There is Qiao Mu in the south, you can't stop thinking about it'. What's your name, Mr. Lang?"

Qi Chu seemed to be seeing such a person for the first time, and he frowned slightly.However, under Qiao Mu's scorching gaze, he finally said, "I'm Qingming."

"Qingming?" Qiao Mu flashed a hint of surprise, but the smile on the corner of his mouth became even brighter, "What a Qingming! I don't know if it's the clearness and tranquility of 'the turbidity is at the bottom, and the clearness is at the top', or it's the clearness and tranquility of 'the big merchants will be cut down, and they will turn to the Qingming'." peace in the world?"

Qiao Mu looks evil and handsome, and now he looks like a peacock with its tail spread, and that temperament is even more apparent.That smile seemed to have a hook, which made the girl upstairs by the road twist her veil with a shy face.But unfortunately, the hook didn't catch the person he wanted to hook up.Qingming, who is facing the firepower directly, is not disturbed by it, he is upright, not even half infatuated.

That's right, handsome men who may belong to the same level should have their own immunity.

I saw Qingming suddenly smile, this smile really is the spring breeze ten li willow Yiyi.Laughter made the grass stretch its waist, the dead tree grew branches, and Qiao Mu's heart was pounding. "It is the Qingming Festival of 'the rain falls during the Qingming Festival'."

Qiao Mu was still immersed in that smile, feeling dizzy and silly.Dizzy to dizzy, hooking up people has to continue, "I love Qingming the most."

Qingming's smile widened, "It's the first time I heard someone like Qingming."

Qiao Mu came back to his senses, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Then listen carefully, sir, I love Qingming the most." The last four words were indescribably deep and pleasant.If the concentration is a little weak, I'm afraid the bones will be crisp.

Qingming's smile gradually faded, he didn't avoid Qiao Mu's eyes, and looked straight into those bright starry eyes, "Qingming bans fire and cold food, your Excellency likes food, I'm afraid it's unbearable to disturb." Relying on the food and drink.

Qiao Mu didn't care, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, instead he was confident, "It's such a blessing to have fun with Qingming, how can it be unbearable?"

Eloquent!

"Haha." Qingming couldn't help laughing out loud.This smile is really incredible.The scorching gaze that was glued to Qiao Mu's body all moved to him again.With that smile, the breeze blows on the face and the moon shines brightly. "Why are you here in a daze? Didn't you say you were playing the piano for someone?"

"Ah! That's right, that's right, it's still the song "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix"." Qiao Mu was poisoned by the other party's smile again, and only recovered after being reminded by Qingming.It's not his fault, it's just that the eyebrows and eyes can't find the slightest mistake.Once the poison was detoxified, Qiao Mu became glib again, "Why is Mr. Lang so unfamiliar? I call you Qingming, and you call me Qiao Mu. Well, very good."