too embarrassing

There are tens of thousands of broken things in the world, but none of them can withstand the erosion of time, and they will eventually disappear. There is only such a thing as "embarrassment"...

It's fucking forever.

--wedge

Niu Keqing is thirty this year.

As an excellent dentist, he was recently promoted to a new tertiary hospital.

With the transfer of work, he moved to this bustling city and rented a house in a high-end community with a good environment.

In addition to having a brand new living environment, he also needs a brand new...friend with benefits.

It is natural for gay singles to meet their physical needs, and it is also a rigid need of life.Under the premise of ensuring hygiene and health, this naturally crooked doctor can be described as "a hundred herbs pass through it, and a leaf does not touch the body".

For him, the pleasure brought by bed is the best tool to relieve stress.Single is single, he needs to maintain a regular sex life to reconcile his barren emotional life.

And how do gays find a buddy with benefits that suits them?

According to the data given by a well-known statistician——Professor Shura: 40% of them will choose to use the same** friend software.

Or in other words, it can be called hook-up software more bluntly.

Niu Keqing is in that 40%.

After finishing a bunch of tedious moving matters, he opened "LUO" on his phone.

——This is a gay friend software.

After working hard for days, Niu Keqing is looking forward to finding a satisfactory bed partner, and then using a hearty sex to soothe his tired body and mind.

He clicked on the screen of his mobile phone and began to match nearby users, and various types of men were recommended to the page, like a large gay exhibition.

"Tsk," Niu Keqing swiped for a round, and his face of anticipation gradually dimmed.

He is full of ghosts and ghosts: either a middle-aged man with an unshaven beard, or a lady-dressing man with unshaven legs, all of which almost wiped out his sexual impulse...

Lao Tzu is asking for a gun, not to slay demons.

His eyes swept across a group of strange men, and suddenly, he stopped on the profile picture of a certain user.

On this interface where demons and ghosts are raging, this avatar is like a selfie of a certain fairy, which makes Niu Keqing's eyes brighten, like meeting a handful of life-saving oasis in the desert.

Niu Ke counted and opened the big picture——

The other party only showed a nice profile, with edges and corners.A pair of thin-rimmed glasses hung on the bridge of the tall nose. The lenses were slightly reflective, which just covered the man's eyes.

This head portrait attracted Niu Keqing's attention and also aroused his curiosity.

"Detective Conan, is this?" Niu Keqing murmured, he thought it was a bit interesting, and it was quite eye-catching.

Mysterious things can always arouse people's curiosity and desire to explore. Just such an ordinary head portrait without showing the whole face arouses Niu Keqing's endless reverie.

"Conan, Conan, hello..."

He rested his chin on one hand, lured by the desire in his heart, stretched out a slender index finger, and traced a circle on the man's face through the screen.

Draw slowly, like using a quill, to describe the rolling hills in detail.

He was puzzled: This person took the photo from this angle, and he didn't know if it was on purpose.Is it because the eyes are not good-looking?Why cover it on purpose so that no one can see it?

But it is undeniable that this person's facial contours are indeed pretty good, with soft lines and a handsome profile.

Niu Keqing is sure that this person is a handsome man, unless unfortunately he has a pair of dead fish eyes.

A heart that is more handsome than handsome is about to move. Looking at this mysterious and eye-catching profile picture, Niu Keqing raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, "I'm already looking forward to your performance on the bed, Conan."

This naughty Niu Yangou is an actionist who will do what he says, and since he has taken a fancy to him, there is no need to delay. He immediately clicked "Contact the other party" on the software.

Unexpectedly, the other party replied quickly, and like him, he is a straightforward person who speaks directly and answers any questions.

Niu Keqing: "Hello."

Dashuaibi: "Hello."

Niu Keqing: "An appointment?"

After about half a minute, the handsome man replied, "Yes."

These two adults spoke straight to each other, straight to the point, straight to the point of the offer, and truthfully reported their own models——

Niu Keqing is zero, and Dashuai is one.

OK, right on the number.

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Niu Keqing also attached a prior explanation: "No illness, no special hobbies, no special needs. Single. There is only one requirement: you must wear a condom."

Dashuaibi: "Metoo."

In a few words, the two sides reached a very good tacit understanding and matching.

Niu Keqing has a very good impression of this "new friend" who has never met before, and wonders if the other party's behavior in bed will be as crisp and neat as his writing.

Of course, people are civilized people, and they don't go out of their way like Teddy.The procedures that should be followed will still be followed. Before dating, we have to have a meal appointment as usual.

Niu Keqing: "Are you free tonight? Have a meal together?"

The implication is, can we have a date tonight?

He couldn't wait any longer, because he had a premonition that the other party was a gem that could never be found.This "handsome one" must be a rare species, right?He was afraid that if he was too slow, he would be snatched away by others.

The commander-in-chief said concisely: "Okay. You choose the place, and send me the address."

People who speak frankly are pleasing.

Niu Keqing's mood suddenly rose several points. He likes this way: there is no unnecessary nonsense between each other, and the matter is finished with the fastest efficiency, and the process of mutual appointment goes extremely smoothly.

In his philosophy: it is better to be simple and direct for this kind of relationship between friends with benefits that only cares about the kidneys but not the heart.Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't say what you don't need to say, and be unobtrusive and rude to each other. This is the fastest way for modern gays to do things.

Da Shuaibi seems to be the same person as him, which is the best.

In the evening, the sun had already shrouded the city full of tall buildings.There was a lot of traffic on the road, and orange-red headlights and taillights were lit up.

Poor Niu Keqing was stuck in the road. When he first came to Guidi, the city was busier than he imagined.

He and Marshal Bijou went to a nearby Thai restaurant. This suggestion was suggested by Niu Keqing. He randomly searched for a restaurant, and the reputation of this restaurant seemed to be pretty good.

The environment there is also very suitable, the dizzy lights and small corners are conducive to flirting, and can warm up in advance for the "bed theme activity" after dinner.

Best of all, there is a luxury hotel near the restaurant, 5 minutes away by car.

Dashuai Bi didn't care much about the location of the appointment, and agreed quickly and briefly, and only replied Niu Keqing's one-word message:

"it is good."

The car queue on the highway moved slowly, and the cars stuck in the middle stopped and walked, and could only travel less than ten meters every five minutes.

Very stuffy.

"This road has to be packed into next year, right?" Niu Keqing looked at the unfavorable road conditions ahead, and tapped his finger on the steering wheel, revealing a little anxiety and uneasiness.

How embarrassing to be late for the first meeting...

Thinking of this, he suddenly received a message from Da Shuaibi on his mobile phone: "Sorry, I'll be late, traffic jam."

Niu Keqing looked at the phone, was amused, and replied in seconds: "Traffic jam, too."

The corners of his lips curled up unknowingly because of such a trivial matter: he happened to be stuck in a traffic jam with his date.

Perhaps, this is also a tacit understanding.

Da Shuaibi: "Then we will be late together?"

Niu Keqing: "This proposal is very good."

Niu Keqing: "We should have set the time later."

Marshal Bi: "Your proposal is even better."

Putting down the phone, Niu Keqing's anxiety and uneasiness disappeared, and he even hummed a song leisurely.

Because of these short chats, he no longer felt the pressure of being late, and he became more relaxed, and he looked forward to this "date" more and more.

The traffic was moving very slowly and bored, Niu Keqing took a picture of himself in the rearview mirror, fiddled with the hair on his forehead twice, and felt that his current appearance was not bad.

Like Marshal Bi, Niu Keqing also wears glasses, but a pair of small frameless lenses, coupled with the man's delicate facial features, it is a typical ascetic face.

Take care of yourself before dating, this is the basic quality of every high-quality gay man.

Before going out, Niu Ke brushed his hair and put on a slim cashmere long coat.But the weather was so cold that he was naturally afraid of the cold, so he put on a fluffy down jacket over his coat to keep him warm.

After all, you can't just want grace, not temperature.

"Oh, I almost forgot," he took out a bottle of perfume from the storage box on the car, and sprayed it lightly on his body twice.

This flirting thing is a big killer, don't forget it.

Because of his profession as a doctor, Niu Keqing is usually not allowed to use perfume, but tonight is a special night, he sprayed a little on the skirt of his clothes, and rubbed it on his neck, adding a bit of temptation to himself .

This perfume is clear and light, with the smell of vanilla root mixed with pine wood. It is calm but still seductive from men.

He thought, the neck stained with the scent of pine, would it be more provocative to the other party's desire?

The most sensitive part of Niu Keqing's body is his neck. He hoped that the other party would like this fragrance, and then there would be more crazy kisses on his sensitive neck nerves.

It must be cool.

An hour later than the agreed time, Niu Keqing finally arrived near the agreed place.

He just came out of the parking lot, passed a square in front of the shopping mall, stopped, took out his mobile phone, and wanted to call the other party, but thought that the other party might still be driving, so he gave up.

Niu Keqing sent a message on the software: "I'm here."

Unexpectedly, the other party returned soon.

Marshal Bi thought he was talking about a restaurant, so he replied: "I'm almost there too, and it's on the square outside."

square?When Niu Keqing saw the news, he immediately raised his head and looked around, thinking that maybe he could run into each other before entering the restaurant.

The winter night falls very early, and just after seven o'clock, the square has been lit up with decorative lights, and the stars are dotted with orange light, creating a soft and romantic atmosphere.

There are not many people in this square, but it is still a bit difficult to quickly recognize a stranger who has never seen it before.

But what's amazing is that they met at a glance.

Niu Keqing's vision passed through layers of light orange light, and he was suddenly attracted by a man ten meters away——

The man's hair is very light, like the hair color of the holy angels in Western mythology, pure and shiny.His coat was a dark color that blended with the night sky.Those two legs were long and straight, extending from the hem of the clothes, standing quietly in the center of the square.

Coincidentally, the man also turned his head, and met his gaze gently.

At that moment, Niu Keqing knew it was him.