too embarrassing

"Work hard, take your share of the cake, and enjoy it while eating; it may be much better than walking alone on the desolate road."

— Flaubert

Feeling a little irritable, Guifenin turned off the noisy TV channel, threw the remote control on the sofa, stood up and walked to the kitchen.

At this time, Niu Keqing just came out of the kitchen with noodles, and smiled at him: "It's just in time, I just cooked it, and it's hot."

Gu Yfening took a bowl for him, and the hot steam overflowed from the noodle soup, making people feel full before they tasted it.

They both sat down at the dining table, and each had a bowl of egg and vegetable noodles. Looking at the clear soup with little water, it was actually very fragrant and coveted.

Gu Yvening's anxiety was taken away by the aroma of the food, and he nodded twice: "The appearance is really good, Doctor Niu is a good cook."

Niu Keqing has never been praised for his cooking skills, so he is inevitably shy: "It's just a few home-cooked meals."

"What's the point of being modest?" Gu Yifening picked up a long strand of noodles with his chopsticks, blew hot air, put it into his mouth with the soup, and tasted it expectantly.

A few seconds later, he: "......"

Seeing his complicated expression, Niu Keqing asked, "How is it?"

Gu Yifening silently put down his chopsticks and frowned: "Doctor Niu, don't you taste the food first?"

"Is it hard to eat?" Niu Keqing quickly took a sip by himself.

A few seconds later, he: "......"

To be honest, being able to make ordinary egg and green vegetable noodles so difficult to eat is also a talent.

The two bowls of noodle soup were filled with white steam.

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

Gu Yifenen squeezed his temples twice, and asked in the gentlest possible way: "Do you usually eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name? The taste of this noodle...is too bland, it's just boiled water instant noodles."

Niu Keqing, the God of Devil Chef, was embarrassed for a while, and he said to himself: "Mistake, mistake."

What a mistake, it looks like he can't cook.Gu Yifenen felt sorry for those sacrificed ingredients, and teased him: "Look at what you did in the kitchen just now, you're messing around, why don't you let me do it."

Niu Keqing: "..."

This time it was really an old monkey who fell down a tree and fell down-it was so embarrassing.

Fortunately, the bland taste was not irreparable. Niu Keqing turned around and went to the kitchen, returning with a large bag of iodized salt in his hand.

"Put some salt and it will have a taste." He said, tearing open the salt bag, because he was a little impatient, the hole was torn wide.

He lifted a huge bag of salt and was about to pour it in, Guifenin quickly stopped him, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Isn't there a salt shaker in the kitchen? There is also a small spoon in it, can you use that? Pour it like this No."

"Really? I didn't see it," Niu Keqing scratched his temples, "I only saw this bag of salt in the cabinet."

"The salt shaker is right next to the soy sauce...forget it," Guifenin propped himself up from the table, "I'll bring it for you."

Niu Keqing thought it was troublesome, so he pushed him back, "No, can't we just pour it?"

Looking at the big bag of iodized salt in his hand, Guifenin had an ominous premonition, "...the hole is so big, how do you pour it?"

"Isn't it enough to pour less? As a doctor, you use pliers and a scalpel, and the most important thing is to keep your hands steady." After finishing speaking, Niu Keqing dumped a large bag of salt and poured it into Gu Yifening's noodles.

"Crash--!!"

Like the sound of a sandstorm falling, a large amount of salt was sprinkled all over the soup noodles in an instant, first piled up a small hill, and then quickly melted into the hot soup.

Niu Keqing: "..."

Guifenin: "..."

There was no sound in the room, and a sense of suffocating embarrassment came over my face.

Niu Keqing: "I missed it."

When the anger in his chest subsided a little, Gu Yifenen covered his forehead and said tiredly, "Doesn't my salt cost money?"

Niu Keqing felt guilty, like a child who has done something wrong, "Then... I will exchange a bowl with you."

Guifenin: "For what?"

"Dislike?" Niu Keqing muttered sullenly: "You don't want to drool on me that much?"

"I'm afraid you'll get iodine poisoning if you eat my bowl. Tons and tons of salt are pouring out, so you're rushing to get kidney disease?" Guifenin got up and took the two bowls of dark food that ruined physical and mental health. fall down.

Niu Keqing couldn't say anything, and had no reason to stay here, so he put on his coat silently and planned to leave.

When Guifenin came out, he saw him putting on his shoes and asked, "Are you going home?"

"Well, what else?" Niu Keqing stood on the porch and looked at the time, "It's past nine o'clock, so maybe I can go to the street for some dancing or something?"

Gu Yifenen thought for a while: "Then wait for me."

He quickly changed his clothes, picked up his mobile phone, wallet and keys, and walked to Niu Keqing to put on his shoes.

Niu Keqing: "Are you going out too?"

Gu Yvening raised his eyebrows, tossed the key in his hand playfully, and said to him, "There is a supper shop downstairs, let's go and eat something."

The street is full of smoke and fire, mixed with the fresh aroma of stir-fry and blended garlic oil, which dyes the night in the deep winter and stimulates people's appetite.

Gu Yifening brought Niu Keqing to a Cantonese-style night snack shop. More than a dozen tables of customers sat outside the shop. The big guys chatted lively, eating and drinking well, which added some warmth to the cold winter night. popularity.

Before taking his seat, Gu Yifenin waved his hand at the boss: "Uncle, here are two bowls of porridge with scallions and ginger. One serving of fried beef with less oil."

"Hey!" the boss yelled, weighed the hot pot in his hand, and told the lady boss to spoon the porridge.

The color of the stir-fried Ushikawa ranges from light to dark. The flames at the bottom of the pot are like bursting red flowers, and small sparks pop out from time to time, which are scattered in the night sky by the blowing wind.

"I come here often, and the taste is okay," Guifenin is a frequent customer of this late-night snack shop, because it is just outside the gate of the community, close to home, and the taste is authentic.

Niu Keqing was a little surprised, stared at him for a while, and suddenly said: "I can't tell, you are quite down-to-earth."

At this time, Dr. Gu was dressed in loose casual clothes, sitting on a red plastic chair with his long legs slightly bent, resting his hands on the small folding wooden table of the supper stand, playing with two small toothpicks in his hands.

Before this, Niu Keqing had never thought of associating a mixed-race Da Shuaibi with light hair and blue eyes with a roadside stall full of oily smoke.

"I'm a human, not a god, so of course I'm down to earth." Gu Yifenen chatted casually with him, broke the two small toothpicks into several short pieces, and spelled out different graphics on the desktop.

Primary school chicken behavior.

The hot Tingzi porridge was served soon, followed by the fragrant dry fried Niu He. The hungry Niu Keqing moved his index finger and couldn't wait to taste two mouthfuls.

The soft porridge tantalizes the taste buds, and the appetite is turned against the sky.Holding the porridge bowl, he drank a few sips, satisfying his stomach and mouth, "This tastes good, I like it."

"Don't eat it too fast, it's hot." Seeing that he was eating in a hurry, Gu Yifenen was quite satisfied, "The porridge here is thick enough and smooth."

Niu Keqing made a "huh" sound, and suddenly said seriously, "Your tongue is so slippery, I almost shed my skin from licking it."

Guifenin laughed so hard that he almost choked on porridge, his face was a little hot red, and he thought that drinking hot porridge could make his body warmer.

After stroking the already long hair, he picked up the hair on the back of his head that was covering his neck. Because he was of mixed race, the ends of Guifenin's hair were slightly curved, curled up in small curls.

Such an ancient beauty has a special flavor.

Niu Keqing saw that he lost his mind, and finally came back to his senses, and asked on a whim: "Is there any beer here? I want to drink it."

"Drinking porridge and drinking alcohol, nourishing the stomach and hurting the stomach, you can really do it." Guifenin laughed at him, but he turned around and shouted to the boss, "Uncle! Add two bottles of beer to this table."

"Okay!" The boss smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Drinking beer in the winter is so exciting that even my throat is spitting.

Looking at the slowly rising bubbles in the wine glass, Niu Keqing suddenly felt a little dazed.

Gu Yifening picked a piece of beef from the plate of fried rice noodles, put it in his bowl, and pretended to say sweetly: "Eat more beef, make up for it."

Niu Keqing remembered the hard work the other party had done on the bed, and put the beef back into Gu Yifening's bowl, "It's you who should make up for it."

"It's really time for me to mend it. Someone sucked most of my energy, and if I don't mend it, I will age prematurely."

Caught off guard, Gu Yifening leaned close to Niu Keqing's face, and breathed into his cochlea, mixed with the faint smell of alcohol and strong lust.

"Hey!" Niu Keqing blushed, and scolded him in a low voice: "Behave yourself."

Guifenin didn't intend to let him go, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, he leaned over and bit his earlobe, the sharp canine tip seemed to pierc his ear.

Niu Keqing was taken aback by this, and quickly pushed him away, "Didn't you say he was sucked out of energy? He's still showing off here."

Gu Yvening laughed yuppily, "Doctor Niu on the bed is killing people, making Dr. Gu dizzy and demented, I wish I could give you all my energy, and I will die like a fool .”

Niu Keqing choked on the man's coquettishness, he paused, and sighed: "It's a good thing you are not a zero, otherwise you can take away the ones in the world, and we zeros who are so wasteful have to survive. "

"Oh—survive between the cracks," Gu Ifenin deliberately slurred his words, and the meat was unbearable.

"..." Niu Keqing uttered a question from the depths of his soul: "Do you have a side job? Be a duck."

Gu Yifening took a sip of the wine, his peach blossom eyes seemed drunk, but it made people feel excited, "You say it is right, this Duck King is still the kind where the price is bid every night, and the highest price wins."

Under the table, he hooked Niu Keqing's trouser legs with the tip of his shoe, which was full of provocation.

Niu Keqing frowned and laughed, "So, I got a top whoring for free. Tsk tsk tsk, I've made a lot of money."

"Why don't you take care of me, Doctor Niu."

"...as if I'm rich."

Gu Yifenin lowered his magnetic voice, as if exchanging secret words: "The top card is not expensive, and the utensil. Big job. Well, you, the gold master, will make sure that you won't lose money."

"Eat it, you merry ghost." Niu Keqing blocked his flirtatious mouth with a piece of meat.

I don't know why, after arguing with Gu Yverning, his heart suddenly became angry. Although he was cursing, he was fascinated by that romantic ghost in his heart.

The Merry Ghost is not only romantic, but also seductive, making Dr. Niu hot physically and mentally.Now that he has already left the bed, he still finds Dr. Gu extremely charming.

When a man finds his partner with benefits as attractive off the bed as he is in it, that's a red flag.

— A heartbeat signal.

Afterwards, Niu Keqing didn't eat much after that. Niu Keqing finished a bottle of beer silently, feeling a little anxious in his heart, like bamboo shoots sprouting after being drenched in spring rain.

The naturally growing seed in the man's heart germinated. Even though he tried his best to move a heavy boulder to suppress it, it still stubbornly emerged from the crack.

Will it finally wither in some bleak late autumn?Or will it grow into a great tree on some lush summer day?

Is it slowly rotting and buried in the soil?Or is it flourishing, blossoming and bearing fruit?

One glass after another, Niu Keqing began to get up. He was not able to drink much at first, but now he was a little confused.

Dr. Niu, who was slightly drunk, had his thin eyelashes half down, and his whole body was as gentle as running water. He looked much kinder than usual, and even a little hurt.

Gu Yifenen looked at him, couldn't hold back his knuckles, and gently brushed his cheeks, which were slippery and hot, like steamed rice noodles just out of the pan.

"Why?" Niu Keqing felt itchy, so he shrank his head back.

With this shrinking, half of his face was buried in the coat, and the collars on both sides of the coat were a bit high, just fitting his glasses frames.

The man stared warily at the person who touched his face for no reason, with slender arcs drawn from the corners of his eyes to the ends of his eyes, and the pupils inside were black and bright, like two polished kernels.

After looking at him for a while, Gu Yifenen looked like a bad boy who had succeeded, with a smile on his lips: "Doctor Niu, you are so cute."