too embarrassing

"I'm doing my best to perform as I should cooperate with you."

--"actor"

Niu Keqing was so shocked that his head buzzed.

The first half was shocked by Gu Yifening's gentle "Keqing"; the second half was shocked by the inexplicable "Thank you for introducing me to my girlfriend".

This world is too weird.

Niu Keqing with a black question mark face: "Excuse me, please allow me to ask again, what are you thanking me for?"

Gu Yifenen looked sincere: "Thank you for introducing me to my girlfriend. If it weren't for you, Xiaotao and I wouldn't have known each other."

Gu Yifening's tone was realistic, and he spoke in a serious manner, as if he was really thanking Niu Keqing, the "matchmaker", and also thanking God for giving him a beautiful marriage.

Niu Keqing:?

Can anyone tell me who Xiaotao is?

He felt that he and Gu Ifening were not on the same channel, and the other party spoke Chinese, but he couldn't understand a word.

Both Niu Keqing and the female nurse were shocked, as if they heard something from the Arabian Nights, their fingers were so frightened that their fingers were weak, and four chopsticks fell on the table one after another, making a messy sound.

Guifenin smiled shyly, "She's fine, and we're all fine. My relationship with Xiaotao is very stable, and I've met both parents."

The female nurse sprayed a mouthful of rice into the plate, and her pupils trembled violently. She has liked this dish for so long...why did it suddenly become famous? !Was she chasing her for so long in vain? !

Niu Keqing was more tolerant, so he didn't complain.

He was just full of question marks.

He didn't remember at all that he had introduced someone to Guifenin... They didn't even know each other before, what the hell!

However, he was labeled as a "matchmaker" for no reason.

Niu Keqing seriously suspected that Gu Yifening's head was crushed by the revolving glass door in the hospital lobby.

Sighing deeply, Niu Keqing said solemnly to Gu Yifening: "The neurology department is on the seventeenth floor. I suggest you go for a detailed examination. If you are sick, you can be treated, otherwise—"

Before he finished speaking, his mouth was blocked by Gu Yifening with a rib. Not only did Niu Keqing fail to speak, he almost choked to death on the spot.

Gu Yvening's handsome face was very calm, and he said it as if there was such a thing, "So I really want to thank you, Ke Qing, if it weren't for you as a matchmaker, Xiaotao and I wouldn't have known each other at all, let alone It won't make it to today."

"Xiaotao" was the name of the heroine in the TV series his grandma was chasing after, and Gu Yifenen acted on the spot, telling the fake as if it were true, which made Niu Keqing stunned.

The female nurse was hit by an unprecedented blow on the way of chasing love. Tears welled up in a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes, and even the sockets were trembling: "Doctor Gu...you, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah, didn't I tell you?" Gu Yifenen pretended to be ignorant, and said in a natural tone: "Xiaotao is my girlfriend, we have been together for a long time. Nuo, the doctor Niu next to me Introduced."

He pointed to Niu Keqing.

Niu Keqing was dumbfounded: "..."

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

Gu Yifening's "show affection", every word was murderous, like sharp knives, piercing the female nurse's face.

Big heartbreak scene.

She didn't expect that she had been chasing love bravely for so long, but she was defeated by a Cheng Yaojin who came out halfway... What kind of red line is Cheng Yaojin doing so well, is he full? !

The "matchmaker" Niu Keqing clearly felt that this girl had murderous intentions towards him.

Niu Keqing was calm on the surface, the leather shoes under the table had moved a few inches, stepped on the toe of Gu Yifening's shoes fiercely, and stared at him: Did you take the wrong medicine?

Gu Yifenen endured the pain, and looked back at him with a smile on his face: Jianghu emergency, please help me.

A look between the two sides is worth a thousand words.This situation is difficult to ride a tiger. You don't need to look at it to know that Gu Yifening is using Niu Keqing to hide from the peach blossoms.

At the end, actor Gu did not forget to add an earthy love story, "I only know what it's like to love someone when I met Xiaotao. In this life, I will recognize her."

His role as an affectionate person is quite good. If Niu Keqing hadn't known in advance that he was a crook, he would have really thought that this person had fallen into a happy and happy love.

"Hehe," Niu Keqing taunted twice in a cold voice, and Gu Yifening stepped on the back of his foot.

"Hiss—" His back straightened immediately.

Niu Keqing knew that if the surname Gu invited him to dinner for no reason, it must be the weasel wishing the chicken a new year, and he had no good intentions.

Unexpectedly, a big play was arranged.

In front of the female nurse, Gu Yifening praised Niu Keqing "from the bottom of his heart": "Whenever I have any conflicts with Xiaotao, it is Dr. Niu who persuaded me to make peace, so I really thank him. He is both me and Xiaotao's matchmaker." , and our witnesses."

Niu Keqing's veins bulged, and he gritted his teeth fiercely: "Are you still here?!"

Guifoning embraced his shoulder, smiled and patted him a few times, "Thank you, I can't tell you enough times."

On the surface, the two brothers are good, but in fact...the two pairs of men's leather shoes under the table have long been "scarred" by each other.

The blood vessels in the female nurse's brain were on the verge of bursting, and her chest was congested with blood. She was so angry that she couldn't eat, and it was still difficult to accept this cruel fact.

On the earth, there is one more lovelorn girl.

Niu Keqing admired Gu Yifening's ability to write screenplays on the spot, and his acting skills were also Oscar-level.

As a supporting role that played a key role, Niu Keqing was clearly arranged. Naturally, he couldn't lose the chain, and he couldn't expose the surname Gu on the spot, right?

Niu Keqing worked very hard to control the eyes that were about to roll into the sky, "Funing, why are you being so polite to me? Seeing you and Xiaoli... No, you and Xiaotao are so good now, they are talking about marriage Of course, I, who is a month old, am very pleased."

"I don't even know how to thank you." Guifenin's acting skills were natural.

Niu Keqing was also very good, if the other party cheated him so much, he would definitely have to cheat him back.He said heartily: "You're welcome, just don't forget to give me a matchmaker red envelope then."

You said yes, no thanks?

Guifenin forced a smile, "Of course."

On the surface, Niu Keqing kicked his legs under the table and yelled at him like a child: "I've worked so hard to lead you the red line, so it doesn't make sense if the red envelope doesn't have four digits?"

blatant extortion.

Niu Keqing's expression is a capitalized "threat": If you don't give it, you will be exposed.

"... Of course," Guifenin gritted his teeth a little bit.

"I'm full, eat slowly," the female nurse said with an ugly expression on her face, she threw her chopsticks, got up angrily and left.

Seeing her walk away, Gu Ifenin finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This peach blossom can be regarded as nothing but mud, he no longer needs to be frantically pursued, and he no longer needs to delay girls.

Moreover, this female nurse is a mouthpiece for gossip. The fact that Gu Yifenen has a girlfriend must have spread throughout the hospital very quickly, and more mad bees and butterflies will also be prevented.

Killing two birds with one stone is really high.

As soon as the female nurse left, Niu Keqing put down her chopsticks.

He took out his mobile phone, bent his fingers and tapped on the table, and when his expression changed, he said to Gu Yifening, "Alipay or WeChat? Cash is fine too."

Guifenin: "..."

"Let's do WeChat," Doctor Gu took out his mobile phone, scanned Niu Keqing's QR code, and casually added a "friend".

When entering the transfer amount, Guifenin's heart was bleeding, so he bargained: "Let's work together, let's make a friendly price?"

Niu Keqing turned into an iron rooster, and shook his head with a smile, "Human favors belong to human favors, and the number must be clearly defined. Four digits, even a penny less will do."

Gu Yifenen snorted: "You are ruthless."

"Not as ruthless as you," Niu Keqing recalled just now, still feeling concerned, "Suddenly you pulled me in as a trick, your heart is really big, and you are not afraid of me revealing your secrets."

With a sound of "ding dong", the red envelope was credited to the account, and Niu Keqing felt that the pent-up anger disappeared in an instant with a large amount of four digits.

It's so cool to be a robber.

The wallet was bleeding profusely, Gu Yifenen rubbed the corners of his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Your performance fee is quite high."

"Otherwise, you think," Niu Keqing picked up a lump of spaghetti with chopsticks and sucked it up, "I dare you to use me as a shield to block your rotten peach blossoms."

Gu Yvening crossed his legs, deliberately teasing Niu Keqing: "Your shield is quite good, you matchmaker."

Niu Keqing hated being used by others, and said angrily: "I should expose you on the spot!"

Gu Yifenen was never afraid, and said calmly: "You won't."

Niu Keqing: "How do you know I can't?"

Guifenin: "I just don't think you can."

Niu Keqing snorted disdainfully, but this... really made Gu Yifening right, he really didn't think about tearing down the opponent's stage.

On the contrary, when Niu Keqing realized that Gu Yifening and the female nurse did not have that kind of relationship, he was a little lucky.So naturally, he lied for Gu Yifenen.

As for where this feeling of gratitude came from, he didn't delve too deeply into it.

Niu Keqing sarcastically said: "Doctor Gu, you should tell that girl directly, 'This Doctor Niu next to me is the one I failed to date, you can give up, because I'm gay and only interested in men's butts. '"

Guifenin: "..."

This joke was downright boring and not realistic at all, but Niu Keqing couldn't help teasing him, "Look, I've even arranged the lines for you, so it's crisp and neat, so you won't have any troubles."

Guifenin knew he was joking, but he still answered the question, "It's easy to say, if it were you, would you come out so easily?"

"Don't say 'coming out easily', even coming out is impossible," Niu Keqing said with ease.

Guyverning was noncommittal, "Guy, you think the same as I do."

Indeed, it is impossible for them to come out.This is an unrealistic thing, impractical, and endless troubles.

The social environment is very realistic. Once they come out, they are putting themselves in a stormy sea.Careers will be affected, most people around you will not accept it, and discrimination will hit like a storm.

Realists like them know very well that sexual orientations that are not widely accepted are safest to hide in the dark.

Niu Keqing abruptly pulled away this heavy topic, "Don't ask me to do this again in the future, if you want to refuse, just refuse. It's a girl who fell in love with a gay like you after eight lifetimes of bad luck."

Gu Yifenen thought this person was a little funny, "Then you've done a good deed, and you made a guest appearance as a matchmaker under the moon, breaking her thoughts."

"Do you think I'm the film king? I can pick up any stalk you throw at me? Are you afraid that I will screw you up?"

Niu Keqing was a little annoyed, he didn't know Gu Yifening very well, did he?Why all of a sudden, he became an accomplice to Gu Yifening's lies?

But being forced to lie wasn't the cause of his annoyance, being used was.

Niu Keqing is not a benevolent and virtuous person, and telling a lie is nothing but a trivial matter.It's just that he never liked being someone else's tool, and the feeling of being used and controlled sucked.

What happened just now made him feel that he was forced to become a murder weapon, held in the hands of the murderer Gu Yifening, to kill people and punish them, and to help the evildoers.

Guifenin didn't take his anger seriously, "It turns out that you are very witty, and it's more than enough to help me lie, and you took the opportunity to make a fortune, didn't you?"

Niu Keqing laughed angrily: "Shall I knock you off? Hey, do you still have a conscience?"

Guifenin was not ashamed: "Eat by a dog."

In just such a moment, Niu Keqing figured out the other party's temperament, this man was completely different from what he had imagined——

It looks elegant and refined, without fireworks and vulgarity, but in fact, it is a dangerous and cunning fox full of hooliganism.

This fox is selfish and full of pride in doing its own thing.Even in order to fulfill himself, he would not hesitate to drag others into the water.

Niu Keqing's eyes became complicated, and he took a deep look at Gu Yifening, "It's really good, Doctor Gu."

Guifenin: "What?"

Niu Keqing's tone was full of sarcasm: "Why don't you just reject a girl, and bring a self-written, self-directed and self-acted one? The acting skills are superb, are you from a Chinese opera?"

He thought, this man surnamed Gu is so talented to be a doctor.

Gu Yvening was cheeky, and answered him solemnly, "No, I graduated from XX Medical University."

Niu Keqing answered casually: "I know."

Guifenin was startled, his eyes narrowed slightly, "You know?"