Dressed as the cousin of the retired white lotus

The young man followed the apprentice into Lian Yunzong, then into the yard of the handyman apprentice, and arrived at the registration office.

"What's your name?" the old reporter asked.

"Han Ye."

"Why do you come to Lian Yunzong to do chores?"

"Xiu Xian, ask."

The old man smiled disdainfully. He had heard this answer tens of thousands of times, but who could really cultivate immortality?Said: "You don't have a monthly salary as a handyman in Lianyunzong, do you know?"

"I know, it's okay."

The old man handed the handyman's clothes and bamboo badge to Han Ye, and said, "All the procedures are complete, at least two years of work, go ahead, I hope you won't regret it."

The little disciple then brought Han Ye to a row of low houses in the corner of Lian Yunzong, arranged a room for him, and said, "Clean up the room well, and a manager will come in a while and assign you tasks. "

Before leaving, the young student kindly reminded: "It's not peaceful in the handyman's yard. You are a newcomer, so be more aware of current affairs and avoid making troubles."

"Thank you brother."

About half an hour later, a man with a scar on his face and a thick face came to Han Ye's room with a group of younger brothers.

This man with the scar is the man in charge of the handyman's yard.

Han Ye sat on the bench safely, poured himself a cup of hot water, and ignored it.

The man with the scar was furious, and said fiercely: "I will teach you a lesson today, so that you know who is the boss of this handyman's yard." Rolling up his sleeves, he wanted to beat Han Ye fatly.

In Han Ye's room, the screams of pain kept coming and going.

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"Boss, your room is too small. Why don't you change to my room, which is spacious." The scarred man asked with a bruise on his head and a bruised face.

"No need, it's fine here." Han Ye sat on the bench, holding the cup of hot water in his hand, and said calmly.

"Then... Boss, if you have any orders, I will arrange them right away."

"I want to inquire about something."

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On a hilltop near Lian Yunzong, there was a sudden explosion, and broken rocks flew around, revealing a deep black hole. Two people, one in green and one in white, flew out of the hole and fled in a panic.

Immediately afterwards, buzzing beeps came from the cave, and a large group of spirit bees flew out, chasing after the two people in front.

The two who were chased by the spirit bee into a panic were Jiang Jin and Su Yi.Seven days ago, Fan Weizhi said that he would teach them a set of peerless swordsmanship, and tricked the two of them into the Spirit Bee Cave, then sealed the entrance of the cave tightly, and set up an enchantment. out.

The two fought bitterly with the spirit bee in the spirit bee cave for seven days.

Don't underestimate these small spirit bees in the Qi training state. When the number of them is tens of thousands, their combat effectiveness is quite extraordinary. The cave is pitch-black, and the direction of the spirit bees can only be judged by spiritual knowledge, which adds a lot of difficulty .

At this time, Jiang Jin was disheveled, and there was still a trace of Mr. Yu's demeanor. He only cared about flying through the air, and at the same time formed icicles on his head to block the pursuing spirit bees. Go back to Jingzhou."

Su Yi was also in a panic. The long skirt that was originally fairy piaopiao had been torn into pieces, and the delicate hair bun was also messed up into a chicken coop. He used the wind to help the two of them speed up the fashion, and cursed: "Fan Bizhi, give me back my skirt." ! Give me back my pearl hairpin!"

The two resented deeply.

Fan Wuqi of Lian Yunzong just sneezed twice.

Jiang Jin and Su Yi fled for a long time before barely evading the pursuit of the swarm of spirit bees. The two sat under the big tree, panting—fortunately, they were very talented and their spiritual power recovered quickly. Can't survive these seven days.

"Your brother's Taoism is good."

"My beauty is not covered."

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Exhausted, Jiang Jin returned to his small courtyard, only to see Fat Gu Gu squatting on a chair, unusually obedient and quiet.

When I entered the room, I found that it was neatly tidied up, clean and spotless, and there was a faint smell of grass and trees, which made me feel comfortable and familiar.

"Yan Jiu, this little guy, has become more and more diligent."

Yan Jiu is a small handyman assigned to him by the Zongli. He will come over regularly every day to do some chores, and Jiang Jin will also give him advice on his practice from time to time.

Jiang Jin took off his tattered coat and entered the side room. He was pleasantly surprised to find that there was already a bath water in it. In a large tub, the water was steaming and there was a faint herbal smell—it should be the addition of herbs to relieve fatigue. .

Really sweet.

Jiang Jin took off his clothes and stepped into the bathtub. It was warm and comfortable, and the fatigue of the past seven days was relieved, so he leaned his head on the edge of the barrel, closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

About half a stick of incense had passed, and the hot water was a bit cold. Jiang Jin heard footsteps outside the house, and thought it was Yan Jiu, so he shouted, "Yan Jiu, add some more hot water."

The man didn't answer, and came in with a poke of hot water. The ladle added some hot water to the tub, and Jiang Jin sighed in comfort, and said, "Yan Jiu, you're not bad, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've become more detailed." .”

The man still didn't answer, walked behind Jiang Jin, and began to massage Jiang Jin's shoulders. His palms were broad and rough, but the strength was appropriate.

Jiang Jin had never been treated like this before, so he sighed again: "Not bad, not bad, I didn't expect that, your handwork is not bad."

After a while, Jiang Jin felt someone approaching his ear, and then came the familiar deep voice: "I am not only good at handwork, but also other work is also very good. Brother, do you want to try it now?"

Jiang Jin was startled, opened his eyes suddenly, and saw that stern face, the thin lips curved up slightly, and looked at him with a smile.

It's Han Ye.

The four eyes met, Jiang Jin dodged and dodged.

"Why are you?" Jiang Jin asked in surprise.

Han Ye didn't answer, but said: "Your brother hasn't answered me yet, my other jobs are also very good, do you want to try it now?"

Jiang Jin: "..." Alright?Live well and find someone else, not me, I am a man.

Seeing that Jiang Jin didn't answer, Han Ye laughed again: "I'm talking about tricks, brother, don't be nervous."

Jiang Jin had no choice but to say, "No...don't worry about it."

"You really don't need it? After passing my village, you can..."

Jiang Jin thought that Han Ye was going to say "there will be no store after passing this village", and was overjoyed, but unexpectedly, he heard Han Ye say: "It doesn't matter if you pass this village, it will be my store from now on. My younger brother runs a chain store, and one day I will wait for my virtuous brother to try my... work."

Jiang Jin: "..." Fell, go to your chain store, please close down on the spot.

Fuck you one day, f*ck your life.

The baby is in so much pain, I met a perverted master who let the bees sting me, and now I finally came back... There is actually a big bee at home, and he wants to sting me too.

Jiang Jin also saw that Han Ye was only wearing a pair of underwear and was about to get into the bathtub.

Before he could stop it, Han Ye had already entered.

Seeing Jiang Jin's bewildered face, Han Ye smiled and said, "It's not the first time after all, what are you nervous about?" The last time they opened the floating environment, they had already soaked once.

"I... I've had enough, brother, take your time." Jiang Jin said awkwardly.

He got up and was about to leave the bathtub, but Han Ye hugged him back, and instead he fell into Han Ye's arms, touching something with his hand, which was a little hot.

"Your brother, do you want a water ladle? The water ladle is here." After saying that, Han Ye smiled and handed the gourd-shaped water ladle to Jiang Jin.

Jiang Jin blushed hotly, and quickly moved his hand away.

"Brother, you have worked hard practicing martial arts for the past seven days. I will pinch your legs when I come in for you." Regardless of Jiang Jin's willingness, he dipped his hands into the water and pinched Jiang Jin's legs.

Jiang Jin: "..." Brother, please spare me, I won't hug this thigh anymore.

Xindao, if I knew you were such a seductive devil, I would never come to provoke you.

"If my virtuous brother wants to improve his cultivation, he can double cultivate with me at night. Why bother to go into the cave and suffer like that."

Jiang Jin cursed in his heart, those [-] bees are not enough poison for your bee, even if I was stung by them [-] times, I would not be stung once by you.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Jiang Jin changed the subject and said, "Why did the eldest brother come here? Could it be that he came in secretly? This is absolutely impossible."

If you sneak in and get discovered, you will be beaten to death as a spy.

Jiang Jin said again: "Before anyone finds out, brother, get up and change quickly, and I'll take you out."

As a result, Han Ye conjured up a bamboo tablet with the word "Han Ye" engraved on it.

Jiang Jin was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, big brother, what are you doing?With a sky-defying cultivation, she came to Lian Yunzong to work as a handyman?

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the strongest handyman in history?

But even if it is a handyman, why can he enter the courtyard of the inner disciples, so Jiang Jin said again: "It is also a serious crime for a handyman to sneak into the courtyard of the inner disciples, brother, you should go."

In short, I just want to send Han Ye away quickly.

"Yan Jiu hasn't been in a good mood recently. The personnel room has been arranged. From now on, I will be in charge of my younger brother's food and daily life, and work as a handyman for my younger brother." Han Ye smiled proudly.

Jiang Jin: "..." From now on it will be you?Is it you every day?

He couldn't help touching the back of his head, crying in his heart, I may not be able to protect you for a long time, little pity...

"Brother Wei is a person with little ability, but there are many pills."

Jiang Jin: "..." If you don't play fart, you will die.

"By the way, I heard that there is a very nice-looking junior sister in the same sect as my virtuous brother, who practices with my virtuous brother every day? The relationship is very good." Han Ye asked.

Junior sister?Jiang Jin pondered for a while, and felt that Han Ye should be talking about Su Yi, and he was overjoyed. Could it be that the eldest brother is good at this?If I introduce Su Yi to him, then I can escape from the sea of ​​suffering, so I said: "What the elder brother said is that my junior brother Su Yi has a very pleasant appearance, or suits the taste of the elder brother. I will definitely introduce him to him someday. Brother."

Han Ye: "..." Junior brother?A handsome younger brother?It's not the same as what the fat cat said.

He asked again: "Brother, are you going out to compete in martial arts recently?"

"Martial arts competition?" Jiang Jin responded, "Brother is talking about the competition with Lan Yunzong? There are still two months left, and we will not go until we have recruited new disciples."

Han Ye thought in his heart, hello you fat cat!

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At night, in the woods.

Fat Gugu was tied up and hung on a tree. A large plate of Maimai Pills was placed in front of it. It was so greedy that it couldn't eat it.

"Meow——" Brother, I know I was wrong.

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