Dressed as the cousin of the retired white lotus

"Brother Jiang promised me, how can he go back on his word at this time." Su Yi said angrily, and stuffed the skirt into Jiang Jin's hands.

Holding the plain dress, Jiang Jin was in a dilemma, with a bitter look on his face.

Isn't this a murder?If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't agree to it in a hothead.

"Junior Brother Su, I look like this, I'm wearing a skirt, I'm afraid it's scary." Jiang Jin evaded.

"What are you talking about, three points in appearance, seven points in makeup, with me here, I guarantee that you will be so beautiful that you will not lose to those coquettish sluts outside." Su Yi took out the dressing box, already ready to move, and said, " Not to mention, senior brother is so fair-skinned and handsome, with sparkling eyes, there is absolutely no problem."

Sure enough, every bigwig in women's clothing is a master of disguise.

Jiang Jin finally struggled and said: "Junior brother, is there no other way?"

"The thief ruined his business, so he will definitely hurry up to make up for it. I expect that they will attack in Rongcheng in the next few days." Su Yi said, "The thief prefers to attack female cultivators, so he can only wrong my senior brother to wear it with me." Ru Qun acted as a bait in Banyan City to lure them out."

"But..." Jiang Jin was still hesitating.

"There's nothing to hesitate. Senior brother try it, maybe he will fall in love with the feeling of wearing a skirt." Su Yi said, "If senior brother is embarrassed to change clothes here, he can go back to his small courtyard to change, and I will change it for senior brother in a while." Allow."

Jiangjin was able to accept it.

……

Back to the courtyard.

Holding the dress, Jiang Jin was in a dilemma, and said to Han Ye: "Junior Brother Su insists that I wear the skirt and be a bait with him, what should I do?"

"Then wear it, what's the matter?" Han Ye said solemnly, "Jinjin, you are a chivalrous man, so you don't have to stick to the worldly perspective."

He said again: "Furthermore, with Jinjin's figure and appearance, it doesn't matter whether it's clothes or pants or a long skirt."

He was very sincere in persuading Jiang Jin.

"That's fine." Jiang Jin compromised, "You are not allowed to laugh at me for a while, if you dare to laugh at me, I will call you..."

"If I ridicule even a little bit, turn me into a dog." Han Ye swore.

Jiang Jin didn't feel that there was anything wrong, so he went into the house to change his clothes.

He changed into the plain blue skirt and fumbled for a while, only to realize that this fluttering fairy-like long skirt is really troublesome to put on. The belts are criss-crossed, wishing he could grow two more hands.

After he finally put it on, he found that the dress seemed a bit too big, and the chest was wrinkled, and it couldn't even be wiped off.

Looking down, two round cloth bags were missing on the ground.

Jiang Jin: "Uh..." He wanted to kill Su Yi in his heart.

He refused the cloth bag.

Because he won't be wearing his hair in a bun for now, Jiang Jin had no choice but to let the black hair hang down and spread over his shoulders.

……

After changing the skirt, Jiang Jin did not change his usual dandyism, and walked out slowly, his proper fairy appearance gave out the feeling of a shrew.

Han Ye, who was waiting outside, only glanced at it, and immediately held his forehead, held back twice, and immediately said, "Hahahaha..."

Jiang Jin glared at him, but Han Ye was still laughing.

"Han Ye, have you forgotten the poisonous oath you just made? Dog, dog!" Jiang Jin scolded.

Han Ye managed to hold back, calmed down a little, and replied: "I remember, how could I not remember, I have long been your loyal dog, and a loyal dog is also a dog, why, what's wrong?"

Jiang Jin: "..." Xin Dao, I saw that you were an upright gentleman earlier, but you turned out to be a seductive devil, so I was mistaken.

Still loyal?Fart, looks like it should be Teddy.

Jiang Jin didn't care to get angry, even Han Ye, who was usually unsmiling, was making fun of him, so he thought his appearance in a skirt was funny and ugly, so he asked a little frustrated, "I guessed that I'm not suitable... Qilang, I'm wearing a skirt." Is the dress really weird?"

In fact, ignoring Jiang Jin's aggressive steps, this outfit is definitely beautiful-his face is thin and not as angular as other men's, and a few strands of messy long hair hang down, which is a bit more I see pitiful tenderness.

Han Ye approached, stroked Jiang Jin's long hair, and explained: "It's weird, Jin Jin, you look good in anything, no one can compare, I couldn't help laughing, it's your usual steps that are arrogant I'm used to it, but it really doesn't match this dress, if it's a woman, the steps should be smaller and slower."

"really?"

"It's true."

Jiang Jin was in a slightly better mood, but immediately heard Han Ye say: "But I still think that Jin Jin looks best wearing nothing."

Jiang Jin: "..."

As expected, what the loyal dog spit out of his mouth was all papapapapapapapa.

……

……

Banyan City, at night.

The lights are bright, and the street is even more lively than in the daytime.

Su Yi forcibly held Jiang Jin's hand, and strolled around like good sisters, smelling rouge, tasting sugar, or picking out pearl hairpins and red lips, having a great time.

Han Ye followed them far away, hiding in the dark.

Jiang Jin even suspected that Su Yi tricked him out tonight not to catch people, but purely for shopping—the kind of shopping with a good "sister".

Jiang Jin was miserable. After changing into those wedge-heeled shoes, his feet sprained five times.

He is still in a trance-he, a dandy who only wants to eat and die as a salted fish, is now dressed as a woman to fight for justice.

Jiang Jin leaned close to Su Yi's ear and whispered: "Junior Brother Su..."

"Call me Sister Su, we agreed before we went out."

Jiang Jin: "..."

"Sister Su, when did we blindly wander the streets? It's been two hours, and no one has made any plans for us. Do you really think this method will work?" Jiang Jin asked.

"Sister, just don't worry, the snake has already come out of the hole, just listen to my arrangement." Su Yi said with confidence.

He took Jiang Jin's hand again and said, "Come on, sister, let's go to the teahouse ahead and have a cup of tea first."

It was said that it was the teahouse in front of him, but he walked more than two miles, and Jiangjin was about to collapse.

But after serving the tea for a while, I understood why Su Yi brought him here to drink tea—there was a slight spiritual fluctuation in the tea, which was obviously tampered with.

"How did you find out here?" Jiang Jin asked secretly through voice transmission.

"Brother, did you forget that I am a member of the Golden Eagle Clan, and I am born with good ears." Su Yi replied.

It turned out that Su Yi seemed to be shopping, but he was actually listening to the movement around him—since the thieves were arresting nuns in Rongcheng, it was impossible for them to leave no traces.

This sounds like a simple matter, but it actually takes a lot of effort, Jiang Jin admires Su Yi a little bit.

Su Yi said again via voice transmission: "Just now I was two miles away, and I heard the shopkeeper was discussing with others. If I can catch a female cultivator who is above the seventh level of Qi training, I can exchange for a pill. I thought, here Or capture a den of female nuns. You and I will pretend to be their ways later, and let them catch us on purpose, and we will follow the vines to find their upper layer."

Jiang Jin thought to himself, since these people are arresting female cultivators who are in the Qi training state, they must not have high levels of cultivation. As a Nascent Soul state, he naturally has nothing to be afraid of, so the voice transmission replied: "Do as you say."

"Junior Sister, I heard that your cultivation base has greatly increased when you came here, and you are not far from the Golden Core Stage. It's really a happy event." Jiang Jin opened his mouth and said deliberately.

The voice is neither too loud nor too thin, just enough to make someone with a heart hear a little bit.

"However, the eighth level of Qi training is still a bit worse than that of senior sister." Su Yi responded.

But with just a few words, the owner of the teahouse couldn't hold back anymore, brought a pot of new tea, and said: "I'm sorry to bother you two fairies, this is a new tea from the small shop, and I gave it to the two fairies to taste the buds I plucked after the rain. Taste it, and if you think the taste is acceptable, I would like to trouble the two fairies to give some kind words to fellow Taoists."

Give tea under the guise of promotion.

Sure enough, the spiritual fluctuations in the tea became a little more intense.

"Naturally, thank you boss for the gift." Su Yi responded.

The shop waiter took the initiative and quickly poured new tea for the two of you.

Jiang Jin and Su Yi drank tea, Fang Fang took a few sips, then fell unconscious on the table.

Installed.

I saw the people in the teahouse act quickly and hastily closed the teahouse.In this restaurant, from the shopkeeper to the waiter, even the guests are all in the same group.

……

……

In the back room of the teahouse.

Jiang Jin and Su Yi were thrown on the bed, still pretending to be unconscious.

The owner of the teahouse twitched his mustache and smiled triumphantly. The waiter in the shop flattered: "Congratulations, master. With these two female cultivators, at least one of the breakthrough pills can be exchanged for the master. The master's breakthrough to the golden elixir period is just around the corner."

"I didn't expect such a bumper harvest tonight. You are also responsible for this. I won't treat you badly." The owner of the teahouse said.

The two looked at each other and smiled, very lewdly.

"Master, then we will continue as usual, one for each?"

"In any case, it will be refined into a cauldron if you send it up, why don't you and I have fun first, as usual, one per person!"

There is already some impatience between words.

"Master, have you noticed that these two fronts are a little flat today, not as plump as those bulging ones in the past." The waiter said.

"It's a bit more peaceful." The boss complained.

The owner of the tea house said again: "If you practice Qi at the seventh level, you can master the art of making them bigger and smaller. Presumably they made them smaller on purpose to guard against perverts."

The waiter in the shop regretted: "That would be a pity, it would be great if it became bigger."

Jiang Jin: "..."

Su Yi: "..."

Who would learn such a boring Taoism if they have nothing to do.

The shop waiter looked carefully, and said: "These two nuns are really strange. Their tops are flat, but their bottoms are raised. They look bigger than me. If it weren't for their amazing looks, I would still be a man."

"You don't understand." The owner of the teahouse explained, "Naturally, they wear fake treasures to guard against perverts. After picking them off, they will reveal the true face of Lushan Mountain, with clear gullies."

"The master is still well-informed."

Jiang Jin: "..." Want to touch my baby?

Still want to take it off?

Fuck you.

But before Jiang Jin could make a move, Su Yi had already made a move. His pink and tender hands suddenly swelled into steel arms, and he punched the two scumbags to death. Who has small breasts? Damn it!"

Jiang Jin shivered, thinking, didn't Su Yi practice "Fairy in the Clouds Art"?How could there be such a violent trick?

"What's the matter with your fleshy arm?" Jiang Jin touched Su Yi's thick arm, it was hard, and it was incompatible with Su Yi's pink and tender face.

"Oh, I just borrowed the semi-successful power of the Golden Eagle God of War to blow up an arm." Su Yi said lightly.

Only then did Jiang Jin realize that Su Yi, as the youngest son of the patriarch of the Golden Eagle Clan, can summon the possession of the Golden Eagle God of War, and asked, "What if you are possessed by the Golden Eagle God of War?"

Su Yi raised his arms, and said: "Here, the whole body has become like this, the height is eight feet, shaking the sky... Fortunately, the face will not change."

Jiangjin immediately had a sense of sight... Uh, the version of King Kong Barbie in the spiritual world?

"It's a pity that I finally got a clue, and now I was punched to death by you." Looking at the two beaches on the ground, Jiang Jin asked again, "What is Junior Brother Su going to do next?"

Su Yi lowered his head and said apologetically: "Just now they dared to say that I have small breasts, I really couldn't help it, sorry, brother." After thinking for a moment, he said: "Why don't you ask that person in your room to come out and turn into the teahouse owner, Shall we send it to the upper floors?"

The person in the room is naturally referring to Han Ye.

"It's a good idea, but Qilang's cultivation is limited, if he wants to turn into a teahouse owner, there may be loopholes." Jiang Jin said, in Su Yi's eyes, Han Ye should still be a handyman disciple.

"It doesn't matter, I have Huarong Pill, so people can't see it." Su Yi responded.

Jiang Jin didn't like it, and said: "Since you have Huarong Pill, why don't you let me take it and let me wear a skirt?"

Su Yi disdainfully said, "Why waste a pill that can be solved by a set of clothes."

……

……

"Report to my lord that the carriages are ready."

Han Ye turned into the appearance of the owner of the teahouse, and asked, "Very well, have you made an appointment for the delivery place?"

"Go back to the master, the superior asked for a different place." The junior responded.

Han Ye nodded and said: "Don't delay, let's start." He wanted to get on the carriage.

The junior was puzzled and asked: "Master, isn't the second brother delivering the goods this time?"

Han Ye immediately slapped that junior, and reprimanded him: "Is this what you should ask? This transaction is a Breakthrough Pill, how can you use someone else's hand to lead the way!"

"Yes."

Jiang Jin and Su Yi were thrown into the carriage, Su Yi said in a low voice: "Senior brother Jiang, the little handyman in your room is good at acting, could it be...you often play various roles in the courtyard to learn about acting skills?"

Jiang Jin: "..."

This is a serious business, can you be more serious?

Han Ye, who was sitting at the front of the carriage, heard it, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and thought to himself, playing a role?It sounds pretty good, and I should study it with Jinjinhaosheng some other day.

……

The carriage moved forward rapidly, inside the carriage, Jiang Jin suddenly felt inexplicable palpitations, vaguely felt that the carriage was going to a place he had been to.

That kind of attraction is indistinct, plausible and false.

The spiritual power around him seemed to be getting stronger.

"Qilang, where is this carriage going?" Jiang Jin secretly asked through voice transmission.

"I don't know yet. All I know is the direction to the Dragon Bone Mountain Range, which is about the outer edge of the mountain range." Han Ye replied.

Jiang Jin said again: "I always feel that this matter is not simple, Qilang, it's better to be cautious for a while."

"Jinjin is caring about me?"