Dressed as the cousin of the retired white lotus

Episode [-]: Little Wild Fox

After Han Ye returned to the god position, he left the 81 lotus jade crown to Gu Gu.

After all, Fat Gugu had helped him a lot in begging for a wife.

In this way, the floating habitat hidden in the jade crown is naturally cooing.

The little chubby cat's eyes lit up.

The pills in the floating habitat are packed in boxes, and the elixirs are all ten thousand-year grade, which is a blessing.

Everyone in Lian Yunzong watched helplessly as a little chubby cat leaped into the floating habitat and ate there for seven to seven days.

He didn't choke to death, nor did he burst his belly.

Later, it was Uncle Bai who revealed the secret, that this little guy has the blood of ancient Taotie.

It was a little chubby cat when it went in, and everyone thought it should be a big chubby cat when it came out.

Let everyone down.

Walking out of the floating habitat was a handsome young man dressed in black.

Not only is he not fat, but he is also a little thin, making him look tall and tall.

Probably because he is a demon, his face has a bit of evil spirit.

Not angry but arrogant.

After that, he called himself Gubu.

Because of his good looks.

Soon, Gu Mi became the object of admiration of most of Lian Yunzong's juniors and very few juniors.

It's a pity that Gu Gu has become a human being, but his temper is still Gu Gu.

Apart from eating and playing, there is nothing else in his eyes.

On this day, in the lower realm of Jiangjin, I saw Cuckoo transforming into form for hundreds of years, but he still looked cynical.

I can't help but mutter a few words:

"If you had found a Taoist companion to take care of you earlier, with your blood talent, you should have ascended to your position long ago."

"Is it because the food in the tavern is not good, or is it that the junior sisters in the lake are not good-looking, or is it uncomfortable to fight with others? Why do I have to find a Taoist companion? I'm not happy."

Cuckoo cats are wild, and said:

"Not everyone wants to be like you, who is tired of being with Yanshen all day long, and sleeps all day long... By the way, I saw you in the early years and always complained about the fairy 'Wangfu Immortal', but now you're Are you happy?"

"What do you know, as long as someone believes in it, what kind of fairy position is it called?"

What kind of Maokeng Immortal and Leftover Immortal, there are far more immortals than this extraordinary one.

In today's mortal world, there are many Wangfu temples, the number faintly surpassing that of Yanshen Temple, Jiangjin is naturally proud of it.

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It is said that the little sword master Cheng Xu, who dances a flying sword so superbly, has long been the face of Lian Yunzong.

However, for Little Sword Master, swordsmanship is just a hobby, and he can practice it for fun.

Dressing up as a girl in a skirt to tease his friends is his greatest hobby.

For hundreds of years, nothing has changed.

As the saying goes, it's cool to wear skirts for a while, and it's cool to wear them all the time.

It's a pity that all my friends around me have lied to me, and now the most troublesome thing is to find a target.

One day, Cheng Xu saw the transformed Gu Gu, and thought:

"Why don't you play tricks on this stupid cat?"

Now there is a new goal.

It's hard to lie to Cuckoo.

Because Cuckoo knows Cheng Xu's tricks.

The two are deadly rivals, and they often fought in Lian Yunzong before, as we all know.

What kind of appearance do you have to pretend to be able to fool that guy Gu Gu?

The harder it is, the more interested Cheng Xu is.

Since you are looking for excitement, follow through to the end.

Accidentally, Cheng Xu got a spiritual weapon from the phantom fox clan in the Dragon Bone Mountains——fox ears.

Just put it on the head to hide the real ears, and grow a pair of fox ears on the top of the head, which are furry and real.

Put on a bodysuit and a little leather skirt.

A pair of straw sandals.

Wrap some mountain vines and wildflowers around your wrists.

The cute little wild fox who had been half-transformed came out.

"Fatty cat, let's see how my little wild fox treats you, woohoo."

The voice is soft and pretty.

With his superb dressing skills and the blessing of fox ears, he really couldn't recognize Cheng Xu.

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Cuckoo is full, and likes to find an ancient tree in the back mountain of Lianyunzong, lying down for half a day.

Cheng Xu set the location of the "encounter" here, and the lonely men and widows "women" are easy to handle.

"Oh, my feet."

Spraining the ankle is the most clichéd trick.

Gu Gu heard the reputation and saw a half-transformed little wild fox sitting and lying on the haystack, crying for pain softly.

That sound was so loud, it was really crisp.

Look at a pair of long legs again, God, boutique.

"My lord is just taking care of others, why don't you come to help?"

Unrestrained shyness.

And said:

"Is it because my legs are not good-looking enough, or the young master's heart is too hard, it hurts him to death, so I still can't come here."

Cuckoo turned over and arrived in front of Xiao Yehu.

"You are so coquettish, I like it."

Gently grasping Xiao Yehu's injured ankle, looking at it carefully, he said:

"I know you're pretending, but Grandpa just likes you showing off your legs like this."

Cheng Xu secretly rejoiced.

Sure enough, I didn't misread this stupid cat. Cats can't change their taste, and they really like to show off.

So Jiao Didi said:

"How can I pretend, little slave? It is clear that there was a stone that stumbled and accidentally fell into the young master...'s heart."

"You're hurt so badly, why don't I take you back to my cave and take care of you... Take a good look at it."

After saying that, Cuckoo has already picked up the little wild fox.

Cheng Xu took advantage of the situation to put his arms around Gu Gu, and said, "Little slave still has a lot of wounds on his body, you might as well take a look at them all."

Since you want to show off, you must carry it through to the end.

Cuckoo's cave is very clean, so clean that there is only one jade bed.

This is a common problem of cat demons in the world.

Merry and Merry, like the wind, like flowing water.

Come right away, no delay.

It's a pity that Gu Gu's hand only pawed and tugged a few times before he fell limply and fell into a deep sleep.

Cheng Xu had smeared the drug on his body a long time ago, and he knew the truth.

If Cheng Xu's previous scripts were followed, he should change back into men's clothes at this time, and wake Gu Gu Gu up with a basin of water.

Then it doesn't matter if you laugh at him or threaten him, in short, it's a spoof.

However, Cheng Xu suddenly changed his mind——

Wouldn't it be more exciting if you let him fall in love with you completely and then abandon him?

Thus, Cheng Xu began to arrange the scene.

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When Cuckoo woke up, he found that his head was a little groggy.

look around -

The beauty is lying, the bed is messy, and the white silk is smeared with blood.

This is?

If you just judge from everything around you, the answer is obvious.

But why can't I remember the details?

"Although the fox family is called a show by the world, if we recognize it, we will stick to it... From now on, Xiaonu will be the son of the son."

Cuckoo: "..."

"What happened last night?"

"Young master, don't you remember?"

Cuckoo nodded.

Cheng Xu used all the fiery words he had learned all his life to describe everything last night.

As true as it is said.

Cuckoo was even more confused.

"I was really so... fierce last night?"

The little wild fox was shy.

"Young master was like an animal last night."

Cuckoo: "..." He was an animal in the first place.

Cuckoo felt that he was a bit at a loss, but he couldn't remember anything when it was time to show off his glory.

Big loss.

It was gone the first time.

After that, Little Wild Fox stayed in Cuckoo's cave.

During this period, Cuckoo had "amnesia" several times.

"Could it be that my husband has some intractable disease?"

Cheng Xu threatened.

"How can there be such a disease? Amnesia after that..."

Cuckoo was in a hurry.

Unconvinced, he increased the frequency, but... it was all tears.

Later, I went to Yanshen to ask for some secret medicine pills, but it didn't help.

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Probably a few years later, everyone in Yunzong was looking for Cheng Xu.

Can't find it anywhere.

Only then did Cheng Xu realize that he had been a "little wild fox" for some years.

Don't blame him either.

It's really that the life here in Cuckoo is too comfortable.

There are countless pills, all kinds of fun things, and the flat peaches sent down from time to time by Wangfu Xianjun.

Fat Mao took him to Tianshan Mountain to catch snow fish, and went to Yunding to tease Qingluanniao.

Relying on the power of the Flame God, they even went to the underworld to rob people, oh no, rob ghosts.

In short, it's fun to play, it's just not practicing well.

This is living, almost forgetting the business.

Cheng Xu decided to take off his makeup tonight, abandon Gu Gu, and give this fat cat a fatal blow.

It was late at night, Gu Gu came back from Lian Yunzong.

His complexion is not very good.

"Husband, did you encounter something uncomfortable?"

Cuckoo frowned.

"Going back to the sect today, I heard that Cheng Xu, an annoying guy, has been missing for several years, and I don't know what's going on now. I'm a little worried."

Cheng Xu was surprised.

Fat cat caring about himself?

"Since he's a disgusting guy, isn't it good to see him out of sight?"

Cheng Xu said tentatively.

Cuckoo was a little angry after hearing this.

"How can you think like that? Although I despise him, my heart is empty without him bickering with me."

"Xiao Nu understands, I thought this Cheng Xu was a vicious person who was disgusted by my husband, that's why I said what I just said... Unexpectedly, you two are just friends who are bickering."

Cheng Xu was also confused.

When going to bed at night.

"Husband, you said that if your deadly enemy is lying in ambush by your side every day, what should you do?"

Little Wild Fox asked with a guilty conscience.

"Which rival?"

"Of course it's Cheng Xu who was talking about in the daytime."

With a grunt, he said again: "He, he can't be regarded as a deadly enemy..."

"Husband hasn't answered Xiao Nu's question yet."

Cuckoo thought, that guy is so playful, he must have found something fun to hang around outside for so many years.

There are fun things that don't share.

Cuckoo suddenly became angry.

So he said: "If he is by my side, I will kill him."

silence……

Suddenly the little wild fox got up and gently took off the fox ears.

"Then kill me."

said lightly.

Gu Gu looked at the little wild fox who had lost its ears, and gradually recognized Xu's appearance.

original.

No wonder.

The guy was as bad as ever.

He had lied to Gugu for so many years, causing Gugu to think that there was something wrong with him, and he lost his memory.

Now it's all understood.

"You return my first night first! I'll kill you tonight!"

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