Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

After the false alarm that day, no one came to embarrass them anymore, so they watched Zhu Bajie's joke by the way the next morning.

As in the book, he was played with by the mother and daughter of the four Bodhisattva incarnations, and finally put on a pearl net bag and hung on a tree like a sausage to expose him to the wind and rain.

What surprised Yaoyao was that he was not ashamed at all, and Tang Seng didn't blame him, just like nothing happened, Huanhuanxi and his group set off on the road.

Yaoyao's Yufeng Jue is already very proficient, and now she can use it without chanting the formula, except that her flying is a little... low.

The distance from the ground is at most three meters, and most of the time it is kept within two meters, flying carefully as if it is about to fall at any time.

Regarding Xiao Bailong's complaints, Yaoyao said very frankly that she was really afraid of falling off.Just think about it, with the wind under your feet, and the emptiness and unobstructed, how can you feel safe in your heart.

Xiao Bailong said that this guy is really not material for learning Taoism and becoming a fairy.

After listening to Yaoyao's reason, Sun Wukong didn't say anything, but after pulling a weird smile, he quickly grabbed Yaoyao's collar and flew straight into the sky, then Shi Shiran let go.

The first time she was dropped from a height of several hundred meters, Yaoyao was so frightened that she screamed and scratched in the air, calling for help.Sun Wukong stepped on the somersault cloud and fell freely with Yaoyao, and leisurely reminded her that if she had time to save her life, she could recite the Yufeng Jue twenty or thirty times.

After being thrown over and over ten times like this, Yaoyao was already very calm. At the moment when her body lost control, she used the Yufeng Jue reflexively, and it couldn't be smoother.

Although Sun Wukong's approach was a bit rough, the problem was solved very quickly.Yaoyao now enjoys the feeling of soaring into the sky very much, the sky is blue and the ground is vast, and the clouds are misty. No wonder those gods like to look down on all living beings from above.

On this day, Yaoyao was flying up and down having fun, when suddenly her magic spell disintegrated uncontrollably, and she fell straight down from mid-air.Fortunately, she had already reacted very sensitively to such sudden accidents. Before she fell to the ground, she quickly pinched the Wind Control Art, letting the wind force her to spin around, and landed on the ground without any danger.

"Great Sage~~" Yaoyao didn't know why this happened, and looked at Monkey King timidly.

"Don't be afraid, you have bumped into someone's boundary marker."

"What is the boundary marker?" Yaoyao had never read this in the book.

Monkey King smiled, "It's just drawing the ground as a boundary. If you are not good enough, you will be knocked down if you pass over others' heads."

Yaoyao pursed her lips, it turns out that there is also air flight control here...

"Wukong, what kind of realm is this place?" Tang Seng immediately turned his head and asked, he had long learned to turn a blind eye to Yaoyao, a joyous meritorious boy. Less than Yaoyao.

Sun Wukong caught up a few steps and took a closer look at the Tongbei in front of Guanyu, and said to Tang Seng, "Master, this is the boundary of Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain."

Tang Seng looked up and sighed, "It is indeed a treasure temple in the fairy mountain. Why don't we spend the night here today."

Yaoyao: If I say 'no', will anyone listen... Forget it.

Sure enough, two Taoist boys came out to welcome Tang Seng to enter. After entering the main hall to pay homage, Tang Seng asked them suspiciously why they only enshrined the word "heaven and earth". Yuanchen is a junior, so he cannot be enshrined. (..l)

Inside and outside the words, between the words and sentences, it is full of arrogance and complacency.

In fact, it's normal, Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals, so it's only natural for the boy in his view to gain power.

The problem is, Sun Wukong can see that he doesn't want others to play prestige in front of him, and he is ashamed to laugh at the two Taoist boys talking nonsense.

Fearing that they would quarrel, Tang Seng quickly ordered Sun Wukong to herd the horses, and arranged for Zhu Bajie and Drifting to send the three of them out.

Yaoyao saw Qingfengmingyue's eyes glance at her, and before the other party could speak, she turned around and walked out of the main hall silently.

Listening to the voice of Tang Seng behind him, he said slowly, "He is the boy in front of the Dharma protector of the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp, and he was ordered by the Buddha to accompany him all the way."

Yaoyao knew that since she was there, the two Taoist boys would not be able to bring ginseng fruit to Tang Seng.Although she really wanted to stay there in her heart and see what they should do, would she eat it by herself without seeing Tang Seng?

Yaoyao is also biased, she actually thinks the same as Zhu Bajie, if Tang Seng doesn't eat it, he should give it to Monkey King and the others.

But she can’t run to Sun Wukong and say, Dasheng, don’t be greedy and don’t listen to Zhu Bajie, the ginseng fruit in his view is not delicious at all, and it will offend a supernatural being~

So this matter is still out of sight and out of mind. It just happened that I met a few monsters with no eyes and swallowed a few monster pills along the way. When Yaoyao turned to the second page, she could already see what Master wrote on it. It's a trick.

After a brief look at the content, "Fire and Thunder Jue: True Yuan guides the five elements, and the fire comes out, which can burn everything and lead to thunder...", it looks like a fireball technique.

Yaoyao pinched her fingers and recited the formula according to the method written. After trying several times, a little flame started to condense on her fingertips, but it couldn't last for two seconds before it extinguished with a hiss, and a wisp of green smoke came out.

Just get used to it, it took her an afternoon to use Yufeng Jue to prop herself up.

Just when Yaoyao was practicing some eyebrows, a black wind suddenly blew in the mountains and forests, and it came very fast.Yaoyao was so frightened that her hands trembled, and a fireball the size of a bowl was thrown onto the black wind at her fingertips.

Aww~~~~ There was a howl in the black wind, and a black monster came out from Gulu, the fire ball burned on his buttocks, Yaoyao could still hear the sizzle sound, and threw it with the red-hot oil pan. It's like adding a handful of green vegetables with water.

The monster couldn't reach its buttocks with short hands, screamed from the fire, rolled back and forth on the ground, but couldn't put out the fire no matter what.

But Yaoyao recognized him, it was the black bear spirit from Guanyin Academy!

The black bear spirit rubbed its butt on the ground, not only failed to put out the fire, but also screamed in pain, jumped up and knelt down in front of Yaoyao, begging for mercy, "Help! Help!"

Yaoyao herself was terrified too, she didn't know that the Huo Lei Jue was so fierce, she hurriedly flipped through the book, "You bear with me and I'll find out how to solve it!"

She had to wait, but the black bear spirit on fire couldn't wait. She caught a glimpse of a creek not far away, and the black bear spirit with bright eyes crawled over and sat down in the creek.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion, Yaoyao shrank her neck in shock, and quickly looked around, the black bear spirit threw herself on the ground with an extremely miserable cry, just like that, the fire on that buttocks hadn't been extinguished yet.

Yaoyao was really in a hurry, there were not many words written in the book, but she disliked the traditional Chinese characters, she always read a little bit to learn a little bit, and never read the whole thing at once, but when she looked down, it said "Lei You Fire is born, it bursts when it touches water, and all water cannot be extinguished...'

"Save~~life~~ah~~~" Black Bear Spirit lay on the ground dying, calling for help weakly.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm watching!" Yaoyao looked anxiously at the end, and finally there was a line that said, "This is the first of the five thunder formulas, don't use it to harm the world, it can be dispelled when the formula is reversed." '

Master!Can you write this sentence at the beginning! !

After a lot of tossing, the fire was finally extinguished.Yaoyao glanced at the black bear's buttocks, she couldn't see the fire just now, but now she realized that all the hair on his buttocks had been burned off, and the meat that should have been white had also turned red and black, and was blasted by lightning again. After a while, her ass really bloomed... Yaoyao just glanced at it and couldn't help turning her head away. If she took another look, she probably wouldn't want to eat meat in the next few months.

The black bear spirit lay face down on the ground motionless, not even panting.

Yaoyao leaned forward, picked up a branch and poked him, "Hey, are you still alive?"

"Oh~~~~You master and apprentice stole my treasure, Sun Wukong burned my cave, and now you are going to roast me..." The black bear buried his face in the soil, crying out for grievances.

He actually recognizes himself?Yaoyao thought about it again, she was right, she was also a little Taoist priest at that time, although her clothes were different but her appearance remained the same, he remembered it normally.

But it doesn't make sense to say that.

"Don't rely on me, who told you to bump into me in the wind just now, I don't know if you are good or bad." Yaoyao took a branch and knocked him on the head without using any strength, "Besides, the Buddha The clothes are not yours, and Master and I are so uneducated to help each other when we see injustice!"

"Then the ginseng you gave me is also fake, you still lie to me!"

"This is called a strategy, do you understand it? I'm too lazy to argue with you."

The black bear spirit rested on the ground with its short and thick arms, turned over, and wailed as soon as its buttocks touched the ground.

Seeing his miserable appearance, Yaoyao kindly went to help him, "Wow~~ you are really heavy." Yaoyao pressed down.

"No, you're weak, you'd better get up slowly." Yaoyao rubbed her sore arm, expressing that there was nothing she could do to help.

It was useless to stand up, Black Bear's entire buttocks and thighs were burned, and his feet squeaked in pain when he moved, and he couldn't walk at all.

Yaoyao had no choice but to use Yufeng Jue to move a big rock for him to lie on.

"Hey, let me tell you, aren't you in Heifeng Mountain? Why did you come here? Don't you still miss the Buddhist clothes?" Yaoyao washed the leaves, filled his buttocks with cold stream water, and squeezed I tried not to look at it with my eyes closed, and I was still thinking to myself, he is a monster, so there should be no problems like bacterial infection, right?

"I don't do that business anymore, it's all because of Monkey King, who burned my cave and made me look for another treasure mountain." The black bear spirit lay there and complained.

"I thought you were going to be the god of the mountain guard for the Bodhisattva." Yaoyao grinned, and suddenly thought that Sun Wukong went to the black bear spirit after hearing her own words, and must have learned from the black bear spirit that the Buddha's clothes were taken away by the master. Therefore, those who came and went again and again did not look for Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"What is the guardian of the mountain?"

"It's nothing, I just said it casually," Yaoyao replied casually, and then remembered what he said just now, "You said to find another treasure mountain, so it's Longevity Mountain, right?"

"It turns out that this place is called Longevity Mountain. It doesn't sound good. When I find the cave, I'll change the name." The black bear spirit asked Yaoyao seriously, "What do you think it's called Xiongwang Mountain?"

"Returning to the National Treasure Mountain, do you know that this is the fairy mountain of Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth fairy, and you, a monster, occupy the mountain and become king on other people's land, don't you think your life is too long!" Ask more.

Black Bear Scratched his head, worried, "It's hard to find a suitable one, and I have an owner... I have always been a vegetarian, and I have never killed anyone. I am a close neighbor to the Great Immortal Zhenyuan. He should agree, right?"

"Hehe, you think too much." Yaoyao doesn't think that Zhen Yuanzi likes to find a goblin as a neighbor, "If you don't worry about him making you into a bearskin mat, you can also talk to him."

Wait, since in the book, Guanyin Bodhisattva is willing to ask him to be the great god of the mountain, maybe Zhen Yuanzi is also willing?

"I think you can try it too. Zhen Yuanzi has great powers and a high status. If you make him a housekeeper, maybe he will agree."

Hearing this, the black bear spirit shook his head again and again, "I cultivate my own way, and he becomes his own immortal. Being a slave is better than being a king at ease."

Quite ambitious!Yaoyao shrugged, "Then it's up to you. Besides, it's just a matter of finding a place to live. You can just find somewhere on the way you come."

"That can't be done," Black Bear Spirit said critically, "Those places with poor mountains and bad waters are not good for my cultivation."

"Otherwise, you can go ahead and have a look, you can always find a suitable one."

The black bear spirit thought it made sense, "Hey, don't you have healing spells? My butt hurts like hell."

Yaoyao took out the book and turned a page down, shaking the clean page in front of his eyes, "I'm sorry, I don't have enough cultivation, I can't do anything." Even if there is a healing spell, who knows on which page the master wrote it. .

"Little demon, you're running around again!"

As soon as the voice hit her ears, Yaoyao burst into a smile, turned around and jumped off the stone, "Great Sage~~~ You actually came out to look for me, are you worried about me?"

Sun Wukong ignored her, but squinted his eyes, and looked at the black bear spirit on the stone, "You spirit will never change, how dare you follow?"

Seeing that Sun Wukong is also fierce, the black bear spirit flashed out a black tassel gun in his hand, and jumped down with a loud shout, "Sun, ouch~~~~"

He pulled the wound on his buttocks as soon as he exerted force on his legs, and he couldn't lift the gun at once.

Sun Wukong held the brocade cloth around his waist straight into his pocket with one hand, covered his mouth with the other hand and sneered, "You stupid bear, did you steal another treasure from another family, and make your ass spank bloom?"

The black bear's energetic eyes stared straight at him.

"Uh, Great Sage," Yaoyao tugged at Sun Wukong's sleeve, and said with some embarrassment, "He, I did that injury."

Sun Wukong laughed even more happily, "I can't even beat you, and my ass deserves it."

Yaoyao: Great Sage... are you praising me or hurting me?

The pocket around Sun Wukong's waist was bulging, as if something was wrapped in it, Yaoyao stared at it curiously for a few seconds, and suddenly realized, "Great Sage, this is in your pocket..."

Hearing her mention, Sun Wukong also thought of his own reason for coming, and opened a slit of the brocade cloth with a smile, "Xiao Yao, look what this is?"

Yaoyao is already stunned, Great Sage, how many ginseng fruits have you beaten!