Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys
Chapter 32 *Emperor Goods*
In the section of Wuji Kingdom, Yaoyao remembered the original text of the book very clearly, especially the so-called cause and effect before and after the king's death.
First of all, the king is said to be a good man, benevolent and benevolent, giving alms to the monks. If the king of a country does this, the people will follow the example, and there must be many monks who benefit.The Buddha felt that this person was good and had a bright future, so he sent Manjusri Bodhisattva to enlighten him and make him a golden arhat.How about it, do you think the king is lucky?
As for Manjusri Bodhisattva, he became an ordinary monk and came to see the king.
The so-called test must be all kinds of difficulties, open ridicule and indirect sarcasm, your king must be magnanimous, no matter how they lighten you, insult you, or scold you, you must smile at each other.There is a saying, even if you are hit on the left cheek, you have to put your right cheek on it.
As a result, the king felt that you, a wandering monk, have no skills, and I, a majestic king, entertained you kindly, but you used all kinds of disrespectful words. I thought Lao Tzu was a sick cat when he was a monk.Someone here, tie up this monk who doesn't know etiquette, throw him into the water for three days, let him have a long memory.
I don't know if it's because the Bodhisattva became a mortal and couldn't use spells, or if the Bodhisattva is actually the five scum of the Zhan Wuzang. In short, he was caught and tied up by a group of mortals, and thrown into the water for three days. .In the end, he was rescued back to Xitian by the patrolling gods.
How can the Tathagata give up on this: Hehehe, I let my little brother enlighten you, but you are disrespectful to my little brother, that is disrespect to the Buddha.So he turned the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva into a monster, came and pushed the king down the well, saying that if you soak me for three days, I will submerge you for three years, and take revenge.
When Yaoyao was reading a book before, she was thinking, isn’t this the same as Zhang Song’s picture in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, where you ran in front of others, exposing their dark history, and mocking their military books as plagiarism. I feel that I am very fanciful.Carrying a map of Xichuan strategy, no matter what you do, people should accommodate you, respect you and treat you kindly, otherwise you will despise virtuous and despise scholars, and you will have no virtue!
Isn't this a model of not being immortal, let alone that era, people are the prime minister and you are just a small local official, and people don't know what strategies you have.Besides, now that you have all the data on the most advanced quantum weapon research in the United States, you dare to go to Zhongnanhai and scold the leaders in front of everyone?
Think about it for yourself, if you were walking on the street, a beggar suddenly jumped out and spit at you, and said triumphantly that you should kneel down and sing Conquer to me, it would be strange to beat him up every minute!
The so-called people must first humiliate themselves, and then others humiliate it. (..l Do you still expect people to greet you with a smile when you speak badly to others? Confucius also said to repay grievances directly~~
It's just that Zhang Song didn't have the ability to retaliate against Cao Cao. Manjusri Bodhisattva's backstage was the Tathagata Buddha.
Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong sat next to Yaoyao, listening to her eloquent chatter, occasionally expressing their feelings angrily.
Sun Wukong didn't seem to be very interested in the king's story, he turned the golden cudgel into chopsticks and played with it in his hand.
He was already used to hearing these things, and since Yaoyao first revealed Zhu Bajie's identity, he was concerned about it.No matter how shocking Yaoyao's secrets will be in the future, he will remain silent.As for what Monkey King thinks about these things in his heart, no one knows.
Little Bailong's three views were about to be shattered.Before, Yaoyao talked to Monkey King alone, and he never participated in it.Maybe it's because of all the tossing around tonight, plus Yaoyao has always bickered with him these days and got used to his existence, anyway, she herself forgot that Xiao Bailong had never heard of spoilers, and she didn't even realize that there was something wrong with him. No, it was all said in one go.
After Xiao Bailong finished listening, it took him a long time to find his voice, "How did you know?"
Yaoyao was taken aback for a moment, she hadn't heard such a rhetorical question for a long time, she was stunned for a while before she suddenly realized.
But the words have already been spoken... "Uh, I heard what my master said."
At the critical moment, we still need to use the almighty master to save the field.
Xiaobailong instinctively felt that Yaoyao was lying for no other reason. From what she said, the king had been dead for almost three years. Even if the severe drought five years ago was intentionally caused by someone, Yaoyao followed Sun Wukong to learn the scriptures all the way. years.And how could her master tell her about such a dishonorable thing?
It would be even more strange if it refers to her lay master.Xiao Bailong met her once and knew that her lay master was a Taoist priest and not a monk.As a Taoist priest, how did he know these secrets so well?
It's just that doubts are doubts, Xiao Bailong didn't intend to ask.
But in Xiao Bailong's impression, it seems that Yaoyao's Buddhist master never cared about her.Even her cultivation and spells were obtained by her lay master.
Sometimes Xiaobailong felt that Yaoyao didn't have a Buddhist master at all, she just used it to deceive Tang Seng, and wanted to hold on to the elder brother.
"Since that's the case, should we help the king?" Xiao Bailong looked at Sun Wukong, "That monster is the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, will someone stop us from catching him?"
Sun Wukong's golden eyes narrowed for a moment, and the golden cudgel, which was nearly a foot long, twirled in his hand, sneered and said, "Of course I want to help, I wish someone would stop me."
Although Sun Wukong must have believed Yaoyao's words, if he had the opportunity, he would also like to confront Manjusri Bodhisattva to see if there was any discrepancy.
On the second day, in order to wait for the prince to come, Tang Seng continued to stay at Baolin Temple.The monk official didn't want to receive Tang Seng before, and even made Tang Seng cry with bad words on purpose, just because he was afraid that these traveling monks would not leave, but he was frightened by Monkey King, and now no matter how dissatisfied he was, he didn't dare to say no.
Tang Seng sat in the main hall, a little uneasy. In order to avoid too many people scaring the prince, of course Tang Seng's focus was on a certain pig-like creature, so everyone avoided it, except for Qi Tianda, who was personally pointed out by the ghost king. St.
Originally, Yaoyao tried her best to replace Tang Seng and Monkey King to stay here, but this is a rare opportunity for a pocket sage!However, when Yaoyao said this, her expression was really not normal, and she always had a habit of convulsions, plus her identity as a woman.So to sum up all the above, Tang Seng felt that it would be safer to go to the battle to explain in person.
"Wukong, when the prince comes here, he must be accompanied by guards. After all, he is young, and he doesn't know what the king said in his dream. This incident is really incredible. How can we explain it?"
Sun Wukong laughed, plucked a hair and turned it into a red gold lacquer box, and put the jade jade left by the ghost king in it, "Master, there is no need to say more, just wait for the prince to come, the old grandson is the master of everything, when the time comes Sun Bian hides a small man in this box, master can tell the prince that the small man in this box can fully understand his dreams."
Just now Tang Seng nodded reassuringly, and then asked, "Then, what should I call it?"
Monkey King thought for a while, "Let's call it Lidi goods."
'Look, I said it must be called Lidi goods! ' Yaoyao poked the little white dragon beside her with her arm, with a smug expression on her face.
How could Yaoyao dodge obediently, she directly pulled Xiao Bailong, used the invisibility method, and stood carelessly in the hall.Anyway, as long as Tang Seng and those mortals can't see her.
As for why Xiao Bailong messed around with her, it was because Xiao Bailong knew in his heart that if he didn't use the invisibility method for her, maybe Yaoyao could come up with something else.It's better to simply agree to her, and take care not to let her make trouble by the way.
Sun Wukong saw Yaoyao and Xiaobailong as soon as they came in, but he didn't bother to chase her away because he had to do business.If this girl can be honest and obedient one day, he still has to observe to see if the monster has changed.
When it was almost noon, the prince came to Baolin Temple with a group of entourage, and the monks and monks panicked and went out to greet the ceremony immediately.Only Tang Seng sat upright in the main hall without moving.
If he saw such a rude monk in the past, the prince would definitely be furious.But he had dreamed of something at night and came here on the pretext of hunting.So seeing Tang Seng like this, he secretly wondered, could this seemingly good-looking monk be the Monkey King mentioned in the dream?
The prince also had little faith in the things in the dream, and wanted to test it out, so he withdrew his followers and stepped forward and asked, "Who are you, why don't you kneel when you see this prince?"
The Tang monk clasped his hands together and replied, "I am a monk who is driven by the king of the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. I am here to wait for His Royal Highness just to be entrusted by others."
The prince felt that this man spoke calmly, and said that he was entrusted by others, so he believed [-]% of his dreams.He also thought about the possibility that this person is probably the Monkey King, and he spoke with a lot of respect, "Since the elder is here to wait for me, he must know what I have to ask?"
Tang Seng smiled comprehensibly, and took out the red and gold lacquer box and put it on the table, "The poor monk has a treasure called Lidi's goods. If you have any questions, you can ask the prince."
The prince stretched out his hand suspiciously and opened the lid of the box, and suddenly a three-inch-tall little monkey popped out. It was covered in black-gold hair, which felt fluffy and soft just by looking at it without touching it, and its big golden and round eyes were as bright as stars.
The little monkey seemed to have just come out of the dark box. When it was illuminated by the light outside, it rubbed its eyes a little bit, and then jumped onto the wooden box with a small somersault.
Scratching his face, the little monkey sat on the box with his legs bent, and said in a childish voice, "What does the prince want to ask?"
That little sample with a leisurely and contented face, with his tail flicked behind his back, was endearingly endearing.
If Xiaobailong hadn't caught Yaoyao in time, she probably would have pounced on him directly, the pocket version of the Grand Sage of Milk Voice is really cute~~~ It's still full hair, full hair!Great saint without clothes!I can't hold it at all!I want to hug I want to hug!
Little Bailong almost didn't grab her, the three-inch tall little monkey trembled inexplicably, and wanted to immobilize Yaoyao.
Afterwards, Yaoyao pestered Sun Wukong for a long time, "Great Sage, change again, just once~~"
"Hey."
First of all, the king is said to be a good man, benevolent and benevolent, giving alms to the monks. If the king of a country does this, the people will follow the example, and there must be many monks who benefit.The Buddha felt that this person was good and had a bright future, so he sent Manjusri Bodhisattva to enlighten him and make him a golden arhat.How about it, do you think the king is lucky?
As for Manjusri Bodhisattva, he became an ordinary monk and came to see the king.
The so-called test must be all kinds of difficulties, open ridicule and indirect sarcasm, your king must be magnanimous, no matter how they lighten you, insult you, or scold you, you must smile at each other.There is a saying, even if you are hit on the left cheek, you have to put your right cheek on it.
As a result, the king felt that you, a wandering monk, have no skills, and I, a majestic king, entertained you kindly, but you used all kinds of disrespectful words. I thought Lao Tzu was a sick cat when he was a monk.Someone here, tie up this monk who doesn't know etiquette, throw him into the water for three days, let him have a long memory.
I don't know if it's because the Bodhisattva became a mortal and couldn't use spells, or if the Bodhisattva is actually the five scum of the Zhan Wuzang. In short, he was caught and tied up by a group of mortals, and thrown into the water for three days. .In the end, he was rescued back to Xitian by the patrolling gods.
How can the Tathagata give up on this: Hehehe, I let my little brother enlighten you, but you are disrespectful to my little brother, that is disrespect to the Buddha.So he turned the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva into a monster, came and pushed the king down the well, saying that if you soak me for three days, I will submerge you for three years, and take revenge.
When Yaoyao was reading a book before, she was thinking, isn’t this the same as Zhang Song’s picture in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, where you ran in front of others, exposing their dark history, and mocking their military books as plagiarism. I feel that I am very fanciful.Carrying a map of Xichuan strategy, no matter what you do, people should accommodate you, respect you and treat you kindly, otherwise you will despise virtuous and despise scholars, and you will have no virtue!
Isn't this a model of not being immortal, let alone that era, people are the prime minister and you are just a small local official, and people don't know what strategies you have.Besides, now that you have all the data on the most advanced quantum weapon research in the United States, you dare to go to Zhongnanhai and scold the leaders in front of everyone?
Think about it for yourself, if you were walking on the street, a beggar suddenly jumped out and spit at you, and said triumphantly that you should kneel down and sing Conquer to me, it would be strange to beat him up every minute!
The so-called people must first humiliate themselves, and then others humiliate it. (..l Do you still expect people to greet you with a smile when you speak badly to others? Confucius also said to repay grievances directly~~
It's just that Zhang Song didn't have the ability to retaliate against Cao Cao. Manjusri Bodhisattva's backstage was the Tathagata Buddha.
Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong sat next to Yaoyao, listening to her eloquent chatter, occasionally expressing their feelings angrily.
Sun Wukong didn't seem to be very interested in the king's story, he turned the golden cudgel into chopsticks and played with it in his hand.
He was already used to hearing these things, and since Yaoyao first revealed Zhu Bajie's identity, he was concerned about it.No matter how shocking Yaoyao's secrets will be in the future, he will remain silent.As for what Monkey King thinks about these things in his heart, no one knows.
Little Bailong's three views were about to be shattered.Before, Yaoyao talked to Monkey King alone, and he never participated in it.Maybe it's because of all the tossing around tonight, plus Yaoyao has always bickered with him these days and got used to his existence, anyway, she herself forgot that Xiao Bailong had never heard of spoilers, and she didn't even realize that there was something wrong with him. No, it was all said in one go.
After Xiao Bailong finished listening, it took him a long time to find his voice, "How did you know?"
Yaoyao was taken aback for a moment, she hadn't heard such a rhetorical question for a long time, she was stunned for a while before she suddenly realized.
But the words have already been spoken... "Uh, I heard what my master said."
At the critical moment, we still need to use the almighty master to save the field.
Xiaobailong instinctively felt that Yaoyao was lying for no other reason. From what she said, the king had been dead for almost three years. Even if the severe drought five years ago was intentionally caused by someone, Yaoyao followed Sun Wukong to learn the scriptures all the way. years.And how could her master tell her about such a dishonorable thing?
It would be even more strange if it refers to her lay master.Xiao Bailong met her once and knew that her lay master was a Taoist priest and not a monk.As a Taoist priest, how did he know these secrets so well?
It's just that doubts are doubts, Xiao Bailong didn't intend to ask.
But in Xiao Bailong's impression, it seems that Yaoyao's Buddhist master never cared about her.Even her cultivation and spells were obtained by her lay master.
Sometimes Xiaobailong felt that Yaoyao didn't have a Buddhist master at all, she just used it to deceive Tang Seng, and wanted to hold on to the elder brother.
"Since that's the case, should we help the king?" Xiao Bailong looked at Sun Wukong, "That monster is the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, will someone stop us from catching him?"
Sun Wukong's golden eyes narrowed for a moment, and the golden cudgel, which was nearly a foot long, twirled in his hand, sneered and said, "Of course I want to help, I wish someone would stop me."
Although Sun Wukong must have believed Yaoyao's words, if he had the opportunity, he would also like to confront Manjusri Bodhisattva to see if there was any discrepancy.
On the second day, in order to wait for the prince to come, Tang Seng continued to stay at Baolin Temple.The monk official didn't want to receive Tang Seng before, and even made Tang Seng cry with bad words on purpose, just because he was afraid that these traveling monks would not leave, but he was frightened by Monkey King, and now no matter how dissatisfied he was, he didn't dare to say no.
Tang Seng sat in the main hall, a little uneasy. In order to avoid too many people scaring the prince, of course Tang Seng's focus was on a certain pig-like creature, so everyone avoided it, except for Qi Tianda, who was personally pointed out by the ghost king. St.
Originally, Yaoyao tried her best to replace Tang Seng and Monkey King to stay here, but this is a rare opportunity for a pocket sage!However, when Yaoyao said this, her expression was really not normal, and she always had a habit of convulsions, plus her identity as a woman.So to sum up all the above, Tang Seng felt that it would be safer to go to the battle to explain in person.
"Wukong, when the prince comes here, he must be accompanied by guards. After all, he is young, and he doesn't know what the king said in his dream. This incident is really incredible. How can we explain it?"
Sun Wukong laughed, plucked a hair and turned it into a red gold lacquer box, and put the jade jade left by the ghost king in it, "Master, there is no need to say more, just wait for the prince to come, the old grandson is the master of everything, when the time comes Sun Bian hides a small man in this box, master can tell the prince that the small man in this box can fully understand his dreams."
Just now Tang Seng nodded reassuringly, and then asked, "Then, what should I call it?"
Monkey King thought for a while, "Let's call it Lidi goods."
'Look, I said it must be called Lidi goods! ' Yaoyao poked the little white dragon beside her with her arm, with a smug expression on her face.
How could Yaoyao dodge obediently, she directly pulled Xiao Bailong, used the invisibility method, and stood carelessly in the hall.Anyway, as long as Tang Seng and those mortals can't see her.
As for why Xiao Bailong messed around with her, it was because Xiao Bailong knew in his heart that if he didn't use the invisibility method for her, maybe Yaoyao could come up with something else.It's better to simply agree to her, and take care not to let her make trouble by the way.
Sun Wukong saw Yaoyao and Xiaobailong as soon as they came in, but he didn't bother to chase her away because he had to do business.If this girl can be honest and obedient one day, he still has to observe to see if the monster has changed.
When it was almost noon, the prince came to Baolin Temple with a group of entourage, and the monks and monks panicked and went out to greet the ceremony immediately.Only Tang Seng sat upright in the main hall without moving.
If he saw such a rude monk in the past, the prince would definitely be furious.But he had dreamed of something at night and came here on the pretext of hunting.So seeing Tang Seng like this, he secretly wondered, could this seemingly good-looking monk be the Monkey King mentioned in the dream?
The prince also had little faith in the things in the dream, and wanted to test it out, so he withdrew his followers and stepped forward and asked, "Who are you, why don't you kneel when you see this prince?"
The Tang monk clasped his hands together and replied, "I am a monk who is driven by the king of the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. I am here to wait for His Royal Highness just to be entrusted by others."
The prince felt that this man spoke calmly, and said that he was entrusted by others, so he believed [-]% of his dreams.He also thought about the possibility that this person is probably the Monkey King, and he spoke with a lot of respect, "Since the elder is here to wait for me, he must know what I have to ask?"
Tang Seng smiled comprehensibly, and took out the red and gold lacquer box and put it on the table, "The poor monk has a treasure called Lidi's goods. If you have any questions, you can ask the prince."
The prince stretched out his hand suspiciously and opened the lid of the box, and suddenly a three-inch-tall little monkey popped out. It was covered in black-gold hair, which felt fluffy and soft just by looking at it without touching it, and its big golden and round eyes were as bright as stars.
The little monkey seemed to have just come out of the dark box. When it was illuminated by the light outside, it rubbed its eyes a little bit, and then jumped onto the wooden box with a small somersault.
Scratching his face, the little monkey sat on the box with his legs bent, and said in a childish voice, "What does the prince want to ask?"
That little sample with a leisurely and contented face, with his tail flicked behind his back, was endearingly endearing.
If Xiaobailong hadn't caught Yaoyao in time, she probably would have pounced on him directly, the pocket version of the Grand Sage of Milk Voice is really cute~~~ It's still full hair, full hair!Great saint without clothes!I can't hold it at all!I want to hug I want to hug!
Little Bailong almost didn't grab her, the three-inch tall little monkey trembled inexplicably, and wanted to immobilize Yaoyao.
Afterwards, Yaoyao pestered Sun Wukong for a long time, "Great Sage, change again, just once~~"
"Hey."
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