Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Yaoyao's liver hurts because of Tang Seng's stupidity and shamelessness, and the nails of her clenched fists pierced into the palm of her hand.

Even Xiaobailong had disgust in his eyes when he heard Tang Seng's words.

Monkey King didn't want Yaoyao to argue with Tang Seng, he tried his best to catch the king, naturally he wanted him to live.It's just that before he had time to say a word, Tang Seng believed in the evil wind, Zhu Bajie said that he would not treat him, Tang Seng started to recite the curse without saying a word.

It has to be said that Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel a little cheerful when he saw Yaoyao clean up this pig who always liked to hear the wind.

Clearing his throat, Sun Wukong said solemnly, "If you want to turn yin back to yang, Lao Sun has a way, but he has been dead for three years, even if his body is preserved by the Dingyan Pearl, but the body has been dead for a long time, Lao Sun only I'm afraid that even if I use tricks, I won't be able to let him breathe and walk."

Zhu Bajie wanted to say something at first, but seeing Yaoyao staring at him fiercely, he turned his face away and stopped talking.

When Tang Seng heard about some doctors, he urged, "No matter what, let's try it first."

Sun Wukong didn't shirk, turned around and was about to leave, but he saw Yaoyao's uncharacteristically calm appearance... There is a saying that if something goes wrong, you are a demon, and Sun Wukong also understands this.He knew that Yaoyao was extremely disgusted with Tang Seng's reciting the magic spell.To put it bluntly, they can all rise to the level of sworn hatred.

If you keep her, it's hard to guarantee that she won't be able to think about doing something to Tang Seng for a while, and Sun Wukong can't let Tang Seng make a mistake under his own nose, it's better to keep her by his side.

"Little demon, go to heaven with my grandson."

There is no reason not to follow the call of the Great Sage, Yaoyao immediately followed Monkey King away.

Only this time, she, who seemed heartless, secretly kept this matter in her heart.

Sun Wukong took Yaoyao and rode somersault cloud, instead of going to the Lingxiao Palace, he passed the Nantian Gate and flew directly to the 33rd Lihentian.The gate of Tushita Palace is closed, and it is not known whether the Taishang Laojun is there.

Now that there is a need for someone, Monkey King knocked on the door and waited for someone to come out.

The door was quickly opened, and a blond man in red Taoist uniform stood inside the door, looked at the two of them, and said with a smile, "Sun Dasheng, it's been a long time."

Yaoyao pursed her lips: Last time she was called Sun Wukong, and she grabbed and ate food, but this time she is called Sun Dasheng, without blushing or humming.

Not only that, seeing that Jin Jiao's loose Taoist uniform couldn't hide his tall and slender figure, Yaoyao continued to slander, is the difference between being a demon in the lower realm and being a fairy in the upper realm just because of a different set of clothes? ! !

She was still complaining from the bottom of her heart, but Jin Jiao's gaze suddenly shifted to her face, and the corners of her lips curled up into a smile, as if she had read Yaoyao's heart.

When Yaoyao met his gaze, she quickly lowered her gaze.Every time I was watched by him, I always felt like I couldn't hide any secrets.

Sun Wukong didn't know that Yaoyao had thought so much in a flash, and asked Jin Jiao politely, "Is Taoist ancestor here?"

Jin Jiao moved out of the way, and raised his hand as a gesture of invitation, "The Taoist ancestor is making alchemy, please, the great sage."

Yaoyao was a little excited and followed Monkey King into the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun, this is a rare opportunity.But after she walked in, she couldn't help being a little dazed looking at the scene in front of her.

The Taishang Laojun in gossip clothes sat on the jade throne, his eyes slightly closed.Holding the jade cup in one hand, he took a shallow sip, his face full of leisure and complacency, and he could only sigh with emotion, "The weather is really nice today"...

And at each of the eight air inlets of the alchemy furnace, there is a small figure made of stone standing, holding a plantain fan in each hand, as if controlled by magic, it is fanning up and down very regularly.

Yinjiao glanced distractedly when Sun Wukong and the others came in, then turned back and continued to do his own thing.Holding a narrow and long canvas densely covered with colored stripes, he compared the colors reflected by the air outlet of the alchemy furnace, raised his hand and cast a spell, and the movements of the eight small stone figurines were all much slower.

Yaoyao was stunned. Where did the promised group of boys fan the fire with plantains?This is simply the fantasy version of automated alchemy, okay?

Laojun, your advanced alchemy method will make many boys unemployed! Did you make it!

Sun Wukong was obviously also shocked, "Old officer, why did you make your pill furnace look like this?"

Laojun seemed to see Sun Wukong just now, put down Yuzhan and laughed, "Great Sage, why do you have time to come to me today?"

"These boys, why are they all turned into stones?" Sun Wukong was very obsessed with this.

Obviously, Laojun never used this method to train Monkey King back then.

The old gentleman stroked his beard and smiled, "No, the original children were all borrowed by the Jade Emperor to manage the Peach Garden, and there is nothing to do here with the old man. Besides, it takes at least three hundred days to open the furnace, and 300 days in the world. Years ago, those children sat for a long time and were tired, forgot to fan the fire, and ruined a lot of my medicines, now I only need them to take turns to keep watch, wouldn't it be easy?"

Yaoyao: Sure enough, I lost my job...

"It turns out that the old grandson also went to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing. The king of the black chicken country was killed by a monster and fell into the water for three years. His soul never went to the underworld. The old grandson came to ask the old man for help to bring the nine-turned soul back to life." Dan borrowed a thousand pills from his grandson to rescue the king."

Laojun laughed and scolded, "You eat it as a meal, not even a single pill!"

"Really?" Sun Wukong didn't believe it.

"In the past, those monkey heads ate up all of them. My old man is lazy. I have rarely made alchemy in recent years. If you don't believe me, you can look for them yourself. As long as you can find them, I will give you as many as you want." Laojun He waved his hand very generously.

Looking at Laojun's calm and composed expression, it is estimated that there is, and I am sure that Sun Wukong will not find it.But Daozu is still very reputable, Sun Wukong believed that he didn't need to lie, and scratched his head immediately, a little impatiently, "What can I do for this old grandson?"

This old man is too lazy.Time is limited, and Monkey King can't think of any alternatives.

Seeing Monkey King scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, Lao Jun laughed happily, "Don't worry, monkey, look, this batch is not right, I will give you one after the pill is completed."

"One day in the sky, one year on the ground, don't make Tang Seng wait impatiently, and recite the magic spell again, the old grandson will suffer from this headache in vain."

"Don't worry, I have been refining this furnace pill for a long time, and it will be ready in just a moment." Laojun smiled and patted Monkey King on the shoulder, "Come, follow me to walk outside the hall."

Sun Wukong is too lazy to sit here and wait, besides, Laojun's attitude is so friendly, he can't save others' face, right?So Xin Ran followed Lao Jun out.

Yaoyao, who was thrown aside, almost wanted Erkang's hands, Great Sage... Did you forget that there is still me?

Daozu's aura is not something she, a new practitioner, can resist, and she didn't even have a chance to interrupt just now.Besides, she had to behave obediently not to make trouble for Monkey King.

So only Yaoyao and... Golden Horn and Silver Horn were left in the huge Tushita Palace.

Yaoyao suddenly felt the surroundings were chilly.

"Brother, look at her, as if we are going to eat her." The pill was almost ready, Yinjiao stood by the pill stove, looked back at Yaoyao's pitiful expression and smiled.

"Keep an eye on the alchemy furnace, be careful when the heat is over." Jin Jiao warned, then turned to comfort Yaoyao, "It will be very hot when the furnace is turned on, I will accompany you out for a walk."

Whether Jin Jiao is a monster or a fairy, his speech is as gentle as ever. Even when he was angry with Monkey King before, he didn't feel a bit of hostility.

But Yaoyao was a little afraid of him, but not the kind of fear, and she couldn't tell what it was.

"Can I still do something to you?" Seeing Yaoyao's hesitation, Jin Jiao joked with a smile.

Yaoyao is also a character who can't be provoked, and besides, she is not helpless now, and her neck is stalked, "Who is afraid of you, don't forget that you are a god now... If you dare to do anything, I will kill you." Report to the Great Sage!"

"Yes, I obeyed my orders, you must be well-behaved, can you go?" The scorching heat from the furnace was simply unbearable with Yaoyao's strength.

"……All right."

Don't think that there are only white clouds and mist in the upper three heavens, which are all misty. In fact, above the clouds and clouds, there are carved galleries and painted columns, jade walls, yellow glazed roofs, and various mythical beasts such as cranes and spirit lions passing by in the distance from time to time. territory.

Yaoyao liked this kind of scenery very much, and quickly put aside her awkwardness about the Golden Horn, and asked curiously, "People say that the reason why the stars in the sky are called the Milky Way is because it is a river in the heaven, and all the stars are A fish that glows inside, is it real?"

"Yes, do you want to see it? I'll take you there."

"It's really a river, isn't that called weak water?" She couldn't remember where it said that the Milky Way was called weak water in the sky.

Jin Jiao seemed to recall it seriously, "Generally, His Majesty calls Tianhe, but I have never heard the name Ruoshui."

"Does that mean that Zhu Bajie used to be the Tianhe of Marshal Peng?" Yaoyao pouted and asked.

Jin Jiao nodded, "That's right."

"Cut~~ Then I won't go."

Jin Jiao couldn't help laughing, "Tianhe doesn't belong to his family, and now the marshal has changed."

"Changed?" Yaoyao had never seen this one before when she was reading, but that's right, Zhu Bajie has become the envoy of the altar in the end, and the Heavenly Court will naturally choose another marshal, "Then who is the marshal now?"

"Taibai Jinxing mentioned Prince Moang. After all, he has good martial arts and character. In addition, he was originally in command of the Xihai Navy, so he can be called a good military commander."

"Prince Mo Ang?" Yaoyao tilted her head, the name seemed a little familiar, but she couldn't remember it at the moment.

"He is the eldest prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, the crown prince of the Sea Dragon God of West Sea." Jin Jiao paused for a moment, then continued, "He is also Ao Lie's elder brother."

Only then did Yaoyao suddenly realize, "That's right, Ao Lie is the third prince of Xihai, I forgot about that." Little Bailong never mentioned it.

Thinking of this, Yaoyao suddenly became happy, "Great, Ao Lie's eldest brother has become the marshal of the navy, how convenient it is to see the stars in the future, my family~~~ Hey, do you think the fish can be eaten? If you eat it, you can eat it. Just one less star?"

When Jin Jiao heard her say "my family" briskly, his eyes flickered, "Unfortunately, it is said that some people strongly opposed it, so the proposal was rejected."

"Why, didn't you say that he is very suitable?"

"Appropriateness is sometimes just a condition that is not important."

Yaoyao didn't quite understand, "Anyway, Prince Moang can no longer be a marshal, so what about now?"

"The main position is still vacant, and now the third prince Nezha, the righteous god of the Santan Haihui, will take over temporarily."

"Nezha Third Prince!" Yaoyao's eyes lit up a lot.

Jin Jiao looked at her with a little doubt, "From your tone, it seems that you are very familiar with the third prince?"

"That's right, is the third prince a child-like giant?" Yaoyao asked gossipingly.

Jin Jiao's expression was a little dazed, "Tong Yan... giant short? What is it?"

"Didn't it mean that Nezha has always looked like an eleven or twelve-year-old boy after he became a lotus flower, so he is small and pink?"

Jin Jiao felt that the topic was a bit off topic, but, "Where did you hear that? Tong Yan is right, and Ju Dian... refers to Tu Xingsun."

Yaoyao sighed to herself, "Ah~~ I really want to see you if I have a chance."

Jin Jiao: I don't think the Third Prince Nezha would be happy to see you.

"Hey, you know a lot." Yaoyao thinks that Golden Horn is like an encyclopedia of heavenly secrets.

Jin Jiao smiled, "These are not secrets in the sky."

In fact, Jin Jiao thinks that Yaoyao's occasional inconsistency is also very interesting, if possible, it would be great to just chat about small and innocuous things like this.

He has the confidence and patience to slowly eliminate the past unhappiness between the two of them, because he clearly felt that Yaoyao's previous guard and shrinking had all faded away in such a short while.

If possible, he really didn't want to ask the following, if she found out in the future, it's hard to guarantee that she wouldn't be angry.

Sighing imperceptibly, Jin Jiao casually smiled and said, "I really admire your master, who has the means to make Tang Seng such a stubborn person, willing to take you on the road who is neither a monk nor a woman, let alone , your cultivation is not much better than ordinary people, so he can rest assured?"

Yaoyao said unconvinced, "Don't underestimate me, my master taught me very powerful spells, it's just...it just happened to be a little problem when I met you."

"I know that, your spells that day are really powerful, but without enough real energy to support, you can easily backfire and hurt yourself if you use spells that are higher than your own cultivation level. The consequences can be big or small. Isn't your master worried? "

"No way..." Yaoyao thought about what her master said, "I can only learn it when I reach the level. If the level is not enough, I can't learn it even if I want to."

"So sure?" Jin Jiao had a look of disbelief.

"My master took care of it himself!" Yaoyao squinted at him.

If the demon pills she swallowed were not enough, she couldn't even see the words written by her master, so how could she learn spells that she couldn't afford?

Jin Jiao and Yaoyao had a good chat in the backyard of Tusita Palace, while Laojun and Sun Wukong went out of Tusita Palace and strolled by Laojun's medicine field.

Daozu was not a talkative person, he only checked the growth of the spiritual grass in the medicine field along the way, but left Monkey King aside.

"Old officer!" Sun Wukong suddenly called out to stop Laojun, "You tricked old Sun out, he is not your apprentice, what do you think about the little demon?"