Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

The place where Tang Seng and his party stayed overnight was Zhiyuan Temple.According to those local monks, this place was built by the previous king, so it has not been demolished.

After Sun Wukong explained the experience to Tang Seng in detail, Tang Seng was also a little embarrassed.It's okay if they are monsters, but it's hard to manage the affairs of the world. If the king sends officers and soldiers to arrest them, they can't fight them all the way, not to mention that they have to change the clearance documents.

Of course, the conversation and outcome of this kind of thing is basically as follows.

"Wukong, what should we do about this matter?"

"Master, don't worry, my grandson is here."

Yaoyao secretly complained to Ao Lie, "There is another form of expression for us."

Ao Lie expressed curiosity, "What?"

"Yuan Fang, what do you think?" "My lord, there must be something strange about this matter."

Ao Lie said he didn't understand, "Huh?"

"That is to say, it's all nonsense."

Ao Lie expressed his ignorance, "Oh~~~"

In fact, Tang Seng can also feel that Yaoyao and Bai Longma are not friendly to him. For this reason, Elder Tang is sad and at the same time a little unconvinced. You said that even a horse doesn’t like the poor monk’s expression. thing?

Elder Tang also thought about it, based on the situation along the way, didn't he just appear to be too incompetent, and Sun Wukong had to come forward to solve everything.But can this be his fault?No way, he is a mortal, he has neither spells nor wielding swords and guns, what can he do if he meets a monster?

Of course, what he thought couldn't be said in words, otherwise it would make him appear petty.

But Tang Seng was right about one thing. He is a mortal, no matter how empty the four elements are, he is still a human being. It is normal to have many emotions.

So on the second day, when the three demons were fighting, when Huli Daxian said that he would bet with them on the ladder to show his holiness, Tang Seng almost laughed out of his heart.

than zazen?Not to mention sitting for four or five hours, even sitting for two or three years, he is not timid.Finally, Elder Tang, who was able to do something well, was particularly excited, but his face was still steady and reserved. In fact, if Elder Tang hadn't tried hard to hold back his emotions, a flower would have appeared on his face.

But this is something to say later, it is still the same night, Tang Monk Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and the others are all asleep, Monkey King is lying on the roof of the Zhiyuan Temple's monk's house, with one arm behind his head, and his legs are crossed looking at the sky.

Yaoyao's wretched figure 'wriggled' to the side of Monkey King like a caterpillar, her voice was as sweet as eating honey, "Great Sage~~~~~"

Monkey King lay motionless, "Speak, what do you want to ask?"

He knew that Yaoyao was about to get sick these few days, and if she was not allowed to ask, it would be bad for her to split her soul one day.

Yaoyao was surprised and at a loss for Sun Wukong who was so forthright all of a sudden.She didn't realize that Sun Wukong's so-called 'displeasure' was caused by the weird way she asked.

So... "Great Sage, you seem to have something on your mind?"

"Yeah." He replied lazily.

"My lord, if you have something on your mind, I'm always here~~~"

Sun Wukong was amused by Yaoyao's cautiousness, turned his head and glanced at her, "If you want to ask anything, just ask, Lao Sun won't blame you."

The problem is that Yaoyao doesn't know how to 'speak directly'.

But if I miss this time, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to ask next time. Yaoyao hesitated for a few seconds, deciding whether to live or die in one fell swoop, gritted her teeth, and asked in a very low voice with the courage of a shipwreck, "My lord, do you have someone in mind?"

Sun Wukong was a little confused, he didn't expect Yaoyao to ask this, so he subconsciously asked, "What does the old grandson look like?"

Yaoyao was also a little confused, "Isn't it?"

Actually, not really.

Compared with the so-called love that he has never understood before, what Sun Wukong cares more about now is the "truth" in the dream.Although the reality told him with negative answers more than once, the "truth" does not exist at all, but Sun Wukong's heart made of stone is always restless, thinking that there may be some evidence that he has never found.

In the final analysis, Sun Wukong just refuses to accept his fate, just dissatisfied with the unwillingness to step up to where he is today. It's just that the current Monkey King, with the same stubbornness as before, has always restrained a lot of edge.

Even if there is one person, or even a little evidence, Sun Wukong has hidden the unruly for more than 500 years, and he can once again smash the world!

Is there someone I like... Sun Wukong really didn't think about this.Instead, it was Yaoyao who brought it up at this moment, and Sun Wukong carefully recalled the woman in the dream and the 'ridiculous' relationship between them.

Anyway, if you don't understand, Sun Wukong blames it on "absurdity".

Rather than talking about the person he likes, it is better to say that the woman named Ruyi makes Monkey King feel at peace.

That kind of sense of tranquility after experiencing all the prosperity and hardships, it seems that in front of her, you can let go of all your defenses and enjoy the rare comfort and tranquility.

Sun Wukong was amused. When he was studying Taoism in Fangcun Mountain, he couldn't sit still when the patriarch was listening to the lectures. He felt uncomfortable all over if he didn't move. One day he would use the word tranquility to describe himself.

Joyful in his heart, the corner of Sun Wukong's mouth unconsciously evoked an obvious smile, and he replied, "Just thinking, Lao Sun doesn't understand that stuff."

Yaoyao just wanted to say, liar!Seeing your smile, your eyes are narrowed into a slit!

Sun Wukong is not a liar, but Yaoyao really wants to express her broken love with the gesture of Xizi holding her heart.

Dasheng, you kicked me out before you even gave me a chance. It's not fair, hey!

Sliding down from the roof silently, Yaoyao vigorously kicked the pebbles on the ground, alas~~~ She didn't even know her name, so she had no one to envy, envy or hate.

The problem is that in the entire Journey to the West, Yaoyao really doesn't remember where there is a mention of a girl who has an ambiguous tendency to have an affair with the Great Sage? !This is simply cheating! !

Ao Lie has long been sure that Yaoyao will come back with such an expression of shock. If the elder brother has a little bit of meaning for her, as long as she has a character of climbing the pole like her, as long as she hints a little, she will not be happy to shout all over the world. go.

"How?" Ao Lie refused to admit that he was so gloating.

"I don't want to be Guo Xiang..."

"what?"

"Bless Big Brother and Sister Long, and die alone."

Ao Lie paused for a while, his voice was soft but firm, "You will not die alone forever."

"You mean the Great Sage is very hopeful to change his mind?" Yaoyao's eyes sparkled in the darkness.

"...I didn't say that."

Yaoyao received a second blow and really wanted to bend forward in frustration.

Sun Wukong suddenly sat up from the roof, saw the bright lights of Sanqing Temple in the south of the city, and listened carefully, it turned out that those Taoist priests were praying for blessings.Thinking about getting rid of those three monsters tomorrow, why not go play now and test how many tricks they have, but tomorrow will be much more worry-free.

After thinking for a while, Monkey King immediately got up and disappeared from the original place with a whoosh.

The three Huli Immortals, Luli Immortal and Yangli Immortal, have learned Taoism for many years and have made some achievements. It must be their luck. Fa called the wind and the rain to solve the disaster, and was regarded as the honored guest by the king, and he did not worship in the court.

With their own abilities, the three monsters enjoy the wealth and honor in the world with peace of mind, which is naturally better than those who live in poverty in the mountains.However, in all practice, the purpose is not too different. Immortality is the first priority, and only one who is in the immortal class can achieve his wish.They spent manpower and financial resources to build the Sanqing Temple, but also to enshrine the ancestor of Taoism, and to return to their own family.

But these are mostly wild gates, just like the Avalokitesvara Temple enshrined by Elder Jinchi.

Sun Wukong sat on the beam of the house, watching the Taoist priests muttering the Tao Te Ching below, and there were many fruit offerings in front of the Sanqing holy statue on Yaotai.After thinking about it, he suddenly took a breath and blew it into the hall.

All of a sudden, the strong wind blew out all the fragrant flowers and precious candles in the main hall, even the merit banners and the clay sculptures and wooden children around them were blown down.The three monsters hurriedly yelled that there must be a vision when the wind rises suddenly, and told everyone to leave the Sanqing Palace quickly, so as not to disturb the passing of heaven and man.

Sun Wukong covered his mouth and snickered, you sons are not at a disadvantage, calling me an old man is too high-ranking.He has already seen that the skills of these monsters are mediocre. Anyway, when it comes to fighting, Sun Wukong can take care of them.It's just that they are still holding official positions in the world after all, and Sun Wukong beat them to death here, and it will not do any good to those monks.

The Taoist priests were startled away, Sun Wukong blew a breath and closed the temple door tightly, jumped down from the beam, looked at the holy statues of Sanqing, suddenly had a bad idea, stepped forward and touched the white of one of the holy statues. Huzi laughed and said, "Old official, my grandson passed by here, and I want to use your Sanqing Temple for fun."

"Heh, you monkey, you're playing tricks again, did the old man offend you?"

The sudden voice behind him made Sun Wukong turn around hurriedly, Taishang Laojun stroked his long white beard, smiled and shook his head.

"Hey, old officer, why did you come here?" Monkey King jumped off the Yaotai and asked curiously.

"I'm here to make a bet with the Great Sage, I don't know if I can accept it?" Laojun said with a smile.

"Don't use words to provoke Lao Sun, you are not making alchemy in the sky, why do you come down to make a bet with me, tell me first and listen, Lao Sun can't be coaxed by you."

Laojun smiled and said, "You monkey, you have also changed your sex, making it so slippery."

Sun Wukong was the most unaffected, and the old man thought he would agree.

"Old officer, you are not sincere enough. Who knows if you are deliberately trying to tell the old grandson."

Laojun raised his eyebrows when he smiled, and clapped his palms in the air a few times, "Okay, okay, I'll just say it straight," Laojun took out a yellow book with gossip pictures embroidered on it from his sleeve pocket, "This is a wordless heavenly book. This old man asked for it from Yuanyuan Tianzun. I want to borrow the little girl next to the Great Sage to do this old man a favor."

Without waiting for Sun Wukong to speak, he continued, "No matter what happens in the future, how about I give her a treasure as a token of gratitude?"

"Old Sun can't agree to you." Sun Wukong refused without thinking.

"This thing is not in any danger, the old man guarantees that she will not suffer any harm."

"That won't work either." Sun Wukong didn't even pause for a breath.

Taishang Laojun was puzzled, "I always keep my word, so I will definitely not hurt her at all."

"Old Sun knows, if you can't do it, you can't." Taishang Laojun has a high degree of credibility in Sun Wukong's heart, but this has nothing to do with Sun Wukong's rejection of him. "Old Sun can't live up to her trust."

It is precisely because Sun Wukong knows that as long as he speaks, Yaoyao will definitely agree to Taishang Laojun's request to enter the Wordless Book, and Laojun will also abide by the agreement so that she will not be hurt.So Sun Wukong would never say that. He couldn't just make decisions for Yaoyao just because of her dependence and trust in him.

Even if Yaoyao is willing, maybe even if there is danger, she will be happy, but Monkey King will not control Yaoyao's choices and life.

"If she wants to, Lao Sun will not stop her."

Laojun laughed again, "You monkey said it yourself. If she agrees, you can't get in the way."

"But Lao Sun must be present, hear your conversation with your own ears, and make sure that she is voluntary, and Lao Sun will not care."

"Haha, okay, you monkey, you are so cunning." The old man put the wordless book back into his sleeve pocket, "Forget about tonight. I will visit you another day."

After sending Laojun away, when Monkey King returned to Zhiyuan Temple and woke up Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie, Yaoyao was actually awake too.But she obediently pretended to be asleep and didn't make a sound, because she knew that Monkey King would not take her with her.

What is the funniest part of making a fuss about Sanqing Temple, giving holy water, what is holy water, urine... the three goblins are so stupid, they thought it would make them immortal if they drank it, so they really drank it... this kind of You can ask Zhenyuan Daxian about it, will the urine after the ginseng fruit is digested have the same effect?

If it really works... then the three monsters still earned...

Just think about some things, if you really run to take a peek, if you happen to encounter such an embarrassing scene, the Great Sage will think she is a pervert!

Yaoyao tossed and tossed on the bed like pancakes all night and couldn't sleep. On the second day, when a group of people entered the court and changed the customs clearance document, they saw the three national teachers coming up to the palace, loudly reprimanding all the details of being cheated last night. , including drinking urine and finding that it doesn't look like holy water, and then seeing through the true colors of the three Monkey Kings in time and so on.

Yaoyao really wanted to go up and interview those three people: In front of all the civil and military officials, you said that you drank urine in a grand manner. Is it to show your keen taste buds, or is it the fact that your brains are full of holes?

It is estimated that the three of them wanted to show their wit, and they also emphasized the detail that something was wrong after taking a sip.

Yaoyaomo, your IQ is definitely the bottom among the monsters in Journey to the West, right?

At the beginning, I heard that Tang Seng was a royal brother who was hand-picked from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn Buddhist scriptures. The king who clamored to arrest them immediately shut up and stamped it. Before returning it to Tang Seng, the three national teachers came and said yes Last night these people made a big fuss about the Sanqingguan, and the king put away Guan Wen again, and yelled that they would be pushed out and beheaded.

Sun Wukong retorted, "Your Majesty, don't you hear that thieves are caught taking stolen goods, and traitors are caught taking doubles? Since the several national teachers met someone making a scene last night, they should arrest him on the spot. Why are they slandering us now?" There are too many people in the world who use pseudonyms to entrust their surnames."

The king himself had no opinion, and he hesitated when he heard something reasonable.

At this moment, the servant informed that some people were outside begging for rain.Now the three monsters were excited, and waved their hands, saying that they had beheaded these monks, and they immediately begged for rain.As soon as the king heard this, he immediately wanted to declare his sword and axe. Sun Wukong smiled and stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the old sun knows a lot about praying for rain. I would like to compare myself with the national teacher."

The king said happily, "Okay, if you win, I will let you go west, if you lose, you will be executed immediately."

Sun Wukong had already heard from Yaoyao before that this Immortal of Tiger Power had mastered the Five Thunder Technique from nowhere, and could summon clouds and rain.It's a pity that Monkey King went to the Heavenly Court yesterday and asked the Jade Emperor to make a decree.

Immortal Hu Li shouted and drank vigorously on the high platform, and raised token one: Xingfeng.

There is silence on the treetops, not even a leaf shakes.

Zhu Bajie saw him looking up to the sky with his token, and shouted loudly, "Hey, where are you standing there to put on a show? Where's the wind?"

Immortal Hu Li shook the token, but there was still no wind, his face was a little embarrassed, he hurriedly changed the token, burned the talisman, and swung the wooden sword on the altar.

No response, sunny weather.

Zhu Bajie sat on the ground and laughed loudly, even the two monsters next to him were a little ashamed, lowering their heads so as not to meet the people on Yaoyao's side.

Immortal Huli was a little anxious, lost the second token, took the fourth token directly, waved the wooden sword and shouted!

The king and the civil and military officials all looked at the sky eagerly, and the atmosphere of the scene was so quiet that it was embarrassing.

Zhu Bajie laughed wryly, "You're not asking for rain, you're asking for the horn wind, aren't you? Old teacher, you can't do it anymore, come down quickly."

Great Immortal Huli was still unwilling to reconcile, and burned a piece of talisman again, and chanted words while swinging the sword, which seemed to take a lot of effort...but it didn't work.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas, the Father of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning, Feng Po and Yun Tong, which ones don't have long eyes and dare to disobey the Jade Emperor's will.

Immortal Huli came down from the stage in despair, and the king asked anxiously, "Master, you usually pray for rain. There is one sound of wind blowing, two sounds of cloud cloth, three sounds of lightning and thunder, and four sounds of rain. Why is there no movement today?"

Great Immortal Huli murmured for a long time, "Those gods are not at home today, so they burned the talisman, but there was no movement."

Sun Wukong, who had been watching the show by the side, was happy, "Your Majesty, don't care if those gods are at home or not. Anyway, the Great Master can't ask for rain, so it's my turn."

The people outside the imperial city were still waiting for the rain, so the king hurriedly said, "Then ask Elder Sun to pray for rain. I don't know how to ask for the Dharma?"

"Old Sun doesn't use those tricks, as long as I sound my stick, there will be rain, and another sound will bring rain and sunshine."

"well."

Yaoyao was still thinking that the Great Sage was actually different from what was written in the book, so concise and concise, she heard Monkey King's voice in her head.

'Little demon, do you want to go up and play? '

Thinking and thinking~~~~ Yaoyao's eyes were bright, and she followed Monkey King up to the high platform.

"Great Sage, don't you need to call the Dragon King of the Four Seas?"

"Why bother, don't we have dragons?"