Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Early the next morning, Yaoyao got up from the bed and stretched herself. After washing up, she looked out the window and saw Monkey King brushing the horse.

Sun Wukong is brushing the horse? !How could my male god do such a thing!

Yaoyao ran out very distressed, snatched the horse brush from Monkey King, and volunteered, "Great Sage, let me do this kind of trivial matter, you go sit and rest."

I don't know, so I glanced at Yaoyao, Monkey King originally wanted to say that he didn't care about Tianma in the sky back then, but then remembered, it seemed that the past was not very pleasant, since this little girl wants to do it, let her do it.

Yaoyao took the job sincerely, but the problem is, she had only ridden a horse before crossing over, and had never raised a horse, so how could she know how to brush a horse.

As soon as the brush stroked the horse, the painful white dragon horse hissed and gasped.

"I'll wipe it, can you brush it!" Xiao Bailong had endured and endured, but finally got angry after a few manes were pulled off by the horse brush again.

Yaoyao was startled, "You actually spoke?"

Xiao Bailong snorted, "Aren't you the boy in front of the Buddha's guardian, you can't even see my real body?"

"I know you are the son of the Dragon King of the West Sea, but I don't usually see you talking, why did you start talking now?" When Yaoyao was reading, the little white dragon was like a mute, and it was the first time in Baoxiang Kingdom. Open the golden mouth.

Bai Longma snorted and snorted angrily, "With your method, the dead will suffer."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's also my first time doing this." Yaoyao held up a brush and chatted with Xiao Bailong with great interest, "By the way, although you promised to carry Tang Monk to the West Paradise, can't you usually turn back into a human body? ?”

"The Bodhisattva taught me that unless my life is in danger, I should not show myself to others."

"The Bodhisattva can't be 24 hours a day, uh, I mean, watch you for twelve hours, besides, you have been acting like a madman without any sense of existence, Tang Seng will take apprentices later, and no one will know you by then. It's the second senior brother."

Xiao Bailong thought for a while before he said, "As long as I take Tang Monk to the west, disasters and catastrophes will naturally disappear. Why should I be an apprentice with him, like Monkey King, and listen to his orders?"

"Hey, hey!" Yaoyao tapped the little white dragon's head with a horse brush, "Speak politely, can you still have a pleasant chat, the great sage is called knowing gratitude!"

"You treat that monkey... I'll fuck it, but you hit me again!"

"Whether you know how to call someone, I'll teach you if you don't. You can call me Dasheng, senior brother, brother, male god, or idol. In short, no insults are allowed!" Yaoyao threatened, shaking the horse brush.

"Then he scolded me for throwing mud eels before?"

"That's what you deserve! Who is a horse that eats others."

Bai Longma stuck out his tongue and pretended to be dead.

When Tang Seng finished his morning class and came out after eating, he saw Yaoyao standing next to Longma holding a brush, he was a little surprised.

"Wukong, how can you let the meritorious boy brush the horse?"

In Tang Seng's heart, Yaoyao was sent by the Buddha to record his merits and demerits. He is a guest, and Monkey King is his apprentice, so it is naturally different.

After Yaoyao repeatedly stated that this is also a kind of cultivation and must be practiced thoroughly, Tang Seng no longer struggled, but when he rode on the horse and found that the dragon horse's mane was missing, he twitched the corners of his eyes in distress.

Most of the mountain roads along the way are rugged, and there are few flat official roads.Yaoyao sighed, after leaving the land of Tang Dynasty, are they so poor that they don’t even want to build roads?

Although Yaoyao couldn't cultivate by herself, her master also passed on some Dao Qi to her, and Tang Seng rode a horse in the mountains, which was actually not much faster than two legs.

At night, I didn't meet any farmers, so I could only sleep in the open.Monkey King wants to beg for Tang Seng, so Yaoyao has to take the initiative to take on the task of brushing the horse.

Tang Seng took a few glances at Yaoyao, opened and closed his mouth, but in the end he didn't say a word, but just recited a few words of Amitabha silently.

Yaoyao led the white dragon horse to the river, "Go wash yourself."

Little Bailong knew that Yaoyao didn't have a good heart, "You are not as good as Monkey and Monkey King, have you ever seen a horse that can take a bath by itself?"

"If you turn back into a human, it's fine to turn back into a horse after taking a shower. You don't have to be ashamed to have someone else bathe you when you get older." Yaoyao shaved her face with her fingers.

Bai Longma turned around and walked back, "It doesn't matter, I'll just go back like this. Anyway, the old monk saw me, and it must be Sun Wukong who was training me."

Yaoyao grabbed the reins and took off the horse brush from her belt, "If you're not afraid that I'll brush your hair bald, you can go back and try it out!"

The little white dragon got angry, he tore off the rein with a flick of the horse's head, and then wrapped Yaoyao's neck with a slender white hand.

The handsome man with starry eyes and sword eyebrows was dressed in a white brocade robe, and said coldly to Yaoyao, "You think I'm still afraid of you!"

Yaoyao, who was grabbed by the neck, didn't panic at all, and said with a smile, "Didn't you turn back into a human? Why are you being pretentious? Go take a bath quickly, I'm hungry."

Xiao Bailong looked at the mentally retarded expression, "Aren't you afraid of me? I just need to push hard and your neck will be broken."

Yaoyao rolled her eyes, "If you really want to go to the demon slaying platform and get stabbed, why do you come here to be someone else's horse? Besides, are you sure you want to kill? You want to kill the virtuous boy who protects the Dharma of the Ancient Burning Lamp Buddha? "

This identity is one of Yaoyao's current reliance.

"You two are singing an opera," Sun Wukong's voice came from behind Yaoyao, "Do you want Lao Sun to set up a stage for you to sing for the old monk?"

"Great Sage~~" Yaoyao easily pushed away the little white dragon holding her hand, and ran over with a smile like a flower, "You came back so soon? What's there to eat?"

"Xiao Yao, you are lazy here again, still want to eat?" Sun Wukong threw her an orange.

"I'm teaching him to be self-reliant." Yaoyao argued without changing his expression, "Great Sage, do you eat oranges for dinner?"

"The steamed buns are at the old monk's place. If you want to eat them, you can get them yourself." Sun Wukong glanced at Xiaobailong and said to Yaoyao, "Old Sun will not accompany you to do foreign work. If a monster sprang out from the deep mountains and old forests The old monk took it away."

After Monkey King finished speaking, he made a maneuver and disappeared.

Xiao Bailong watched Yaoyao rubbing the orange on her face, and twitched the corner of her mouth, "Oranges are for eating, not for rubbing your face."

"It was given to me by the Great Sage himself, so I am reluctant to eat it."

Xiao Bailong curled his lips viciously, "Just treat yourself as a treasure, it will stink in a few days."

Yaoyao stared at him hard, "I want you to take care of it, if you don't wash me, I will kick you into the water."

"Are you sure you want me to wash it myself?"

"Why can't you wash yourself if you have hands and feet?"

"Oh~~" With a weird smile on his face, Xiao Bailong stretched out his hand and untied his belt, and took off his outer robe.

Yaoyao took a sudden step back and covered her eyes, her face turned red, "You're a hooligan, you actually took off your clothes in front of others!"

"How can I wash without taking off my clothes?" Xiao Bailong's innocent voice made Yaoyao want to beat him up.

"Then you can wash it slowly by yourself." Yaoyao said and turned around to run.

"Hey!" Xiao Bailong called to stop her, "If you run away, I won't go back. When I see it, is it you who came to look for me or Monkey King who came to look for me."

Yaoyao was holding her breath, and sat down on the grass with her back to him.

The slight rubbing sound of clothes falling to the ground, and the clear sound of the river being stirred, Yaoyao waited for half an hour, and asked a little impatiently, "Are you well? It's slower than a woman taking a bath!"

Xiao Bailong chuckled behind her, "I thought you would peek."

"Who cares to look at you, you are not a great saint." Yaoyao rolled her eyes.

"It turns out that you like to watch monkeys with rough faces and thunderous mouths take a bath."

"Have you ever seen such a handsome monkey?"

"You don't look like a Buddhist disciple at all, and you don't even look like a pre-seat boy who specializes in merit."

"Cough, cough, cough," Yaoyao retorted after choking on her own saliva, trying to calm down her breath, "Who cares if you believe it or not, you are not my master."

"A disciple with a low cultivation base like you, how did your master fall in love with you?"

"I want you to take care of it! Let me tell you whether you have washed it or not!"

"Don't you know it by yourself?"

Just watch!Yaoyao plucked up the courage to turn her head away vigorously, preparing to add dung beetles to the forage at night if this guy was still soaking in the water.

Little Bailong was dressed neatly, squatting by the river, making noises with one hand poking the water, while looking at Yaoyao with a suffocated smile.

"Did you wash it well or didn't wash it at all!"

"In order to prevent you from peeping, I'll come over and wash myself at night." Xiao Bailong replied solemnly.

Yaoyao: I will give you the chin beans in the fodder tonight.