Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

Yaoyao walked through the mountain road with a bang, and after climbing up a steep stone step, she put her hands on her knees and panted heavily. (..l

"Oh, I'll go, isn't it this far?" Yaoyao said to herself while resting, "It's going to be the Year of the Monkey."

"The Year of the Monkey and the Horse and the Moon? What kind of word is this?"

Yaoyao was so tired that she couldn't straighten her waist, she turned her head to look at the familiar voice.Sure enough, the little white dragon changed into a human form again, leaning against a tree to make him feel more comfortable.

But Yaoyao felt that he needed to be beaten as much as possible.

"Why are you here?" Yaoyao gave him a blank look.

Xiao Bailong looked at Yaoyao tired like a dead dog, almost sticking out his tongue, and smiled very badly, "I think Sun Wukong not only turned you into a girl, but also changed your cultivation level into nothing, unexpectedly relying on two Legs running here?"

Yaoyao didn't have any cultivation, she turned her head and didn't look at Xiao Bailong, "It's none of your business!"

"I'm just curious. Whether you have poor bones or incomplete spiritual roots, with your cultivation level, you are not qualified to be an ordinary goblin's subordinate. What does your master like about you? Will you become a meritorious boy? "Little Bailong laughed speciously.

Yaoyao bit the bullet and retorted, "Whoever told you that a virtuous boy must have strong mana, anyway, my master doesn't despise me."

"Your master is so kind to you..." Xiao Bailong thought for a while, then looked at Yaoyao with unclear eyes, "Could it be..."

Yaoyao looked at him in confusion as he spoke and panted heavily.

"Are you his illegitimate child who violated lust and caution?" Xiao Bailong folded his arms, with an expression of 'I deduce it makes sense'.

Yaoyao just wanted to answer him: You have such a big brain, did your father make it?

Too lazy to pay attention to him, Yaoyao took a breath and continued to climb the stone steps.

"Hey, don't you think your direction is wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Yaoyao looked carefully before, it was this direction.

Xiao Bailong just smiled and said nothing, pointing his finger towards the sky.

Yaoyao raised her head, her face immediately collapsed.She dare not say anything else, she can recognize Sun Wukong's somersaulting cloud clearly, not to mention the speed of the somersaulting cloud above her head is not very fast, it would be even more recognizable.

She said that she would definitely not be able to catch up~~~ Yaoyao sighed in resignation, turned around and walked back.

Xiaobailong watched Yaoyao stumbling along the mountain road, but he himself felt relaxed, with a sway of his body, it was enough for Yaoyao to climb up for half a day.

"It's said that going up the mountain is easy and going down the mountain is difficult. I don't have this blessing, so I can't understand it. How do you feel now?"

Yaoyao replied angrily, "Really, didn't you experience it when you carried Tang Seng up and down the mountain?"

Hmph, I want to bicker with her!

Xiao Bailong tilted his head in agreement, "It's true."

Yaoyao is still thinking about crawling back to make time for breakfast, but she is not so picky when she is hungry.

Suddenly her body lightened, and she flew off the ground in an instant, with the sound of wind, Yaoyao turned her head to Xiao Bailong and asked loudly, "Aren't you unhappy?"

"That's right, I'm not willing to carry you, but I don't mind carrying you." Xiao Bailong flew towards Gao Laozhuang carrying Yaoyao like he was carrying a package.

"You don't mind, I do!" Yaoyao snorted.

Xiao Bailong shook his hands on purpose, and was satisfied to see Yaoyao yelled, holding his arms tightly with both hands, and then pretended to be surprised and said, "You don't want me to let go now, then you can change It’s become a meatloaf, why can’t you think about it so much?”

Yaoyao gritted her teeth, even though she knew that he would not let go, but being carried in mid-air like this was terrifying, if she had a fear of heights, she would probably faint.

Or the somersaulting cloud of the great sage~~ Hey, she seems to have never sat on somersaulting cloud...

When I went there, I climbed the mountain road for more than two hours, and it was time for a cup of tea when I came back. Yaoyao once again sighed, it would be great if she could also practice, how convenient.

"Let me tell you, you might as well stay in the village and wait for Monkey King to come back, isn't it a waste of time?"

Yaoyao hid outside the door, took a look inside, saw Zhu Bajie kneeling on the ground with his back bound, bowing to Tang Seng, and knew that the matter had definitely not gone away.

It's a pity that I still haven't figured out why he didn't want to learn scriptures before.Yaoyao remembered Zhu Bajie's expression and tone at that time, he was not joking, if it was the real Miss Gao, she might be taken away by him and never come back again.

"Actually," Xiao Bailong stood behind Yaoyao, looked at her and said with a smile, "It's kind of like that for you to pretend to be a woman, but it's a bit rude."

Yaoyao turned her head and glared at him, "If you don't turn back into a horse quickly, don't let Tang Seng find out."

Xiao Bailong went back, Yaoyao was still thinking about her appearance, should she just walk in like this.

Sun Wukong waited for Zhu Bajie to pay homage to his teacher, only to realize that Yaoyao hadn't come out yet, and wondered, where did this little girl go?

Let go of your spiritual sense and search around, only to hear someone calling him in a very low voice.

Great Sage~~Great Sage~~~~~

If he hadn't used his spiritual sense, how could he have heard the voice five or six feet away.

Sun Wukong plucked his hair and changed himself to stay in front of Tang Seng. The real body used a trick and appeared in front of Yaoyao, "Xiao Yao, what are you doing sneaking around outside?"

"Great Sage, you haven't transformed me back yet..." Yaoyao pointed at herself anxiously.

Sun Wukong suddenly realized, "Old Sun really forgot about this." Just because everyone else kept the truth from the false, but Yaoyao kept the false from the truth, Sun Wukong received the transformation technique at that time, so he forgot that she should have a blindfold.

After adding Yaoyao's tricks, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, "Little monster, you don't think it's troublesome to make such a fuss, you should go back to the teacher's door early."

"No trouble, no trouble," Yaoyao waved her hands vigorously, and then carefully looked at Monkey King, "Great Sage, you don't think I'm troublesome, do you?"

Yaoyao didn't cause trouble, on the contrary, she helped Monkey King to some extent. Although Monkey King didn't need Yaoyao to intervene, it was quite interesting if someone made jokes.It's just that Sun Wukong feels that Yaoyao's going on this road will not benefit her.

"Xiao Yao, if you don't go to Lingshan, don't get the scriptures, it would be better to concentrate on cultivation and get out of reincarnation as soon as possible, wouldn't it be better?" Yao once said that he likes his words, Sun Wukong goes in one ear and comes out the other.

Speaking of this, Yaoyao was also very helpless, "Great Sage, it's not that I don't want to practice, it's just that I have studied with Master for ten years and still haven't figured it out, why can't I feel the aura of heaven and earth?"

This made Sun Wukong curious, "This is the first time I've heard that some people don't know the spirit of heaven and earth."

Yaoyao: Great Sage, you can hurt people by saying that.

"Little demon, my grandson asks you, what is the spiritual energy of heaven and earth?"

ah?Yaoyao was stunned, stuttering for a long time as if she was suddenly called by the teacher in class, "Is it the spiritual energy for people to cultivate after Pangu created the world?"

Saying this is the same as not saying it.

Sun Wukong looked at Yaoyao with disgust for a long time, "How did your master accept you as a disciple?"

The villain in Yaoyao's heart is frustrated and bends forward: Master, your vision has been questioned again, I'm sorry~~

"Little demon, you have to know that everything has a spirit, from the world to the mountains and rivers, to the birds and beasts, the primordial spirit is the spirit, and the breath is the breath. It is useless for you to learn the method of refining qi. The qi passes through the internal organs but does not enter. The primordial spirit, of course, has not grown."

It sounds much easier to understand... Yaoyao nodded, and then asked in a daze, "Great Sage, where is the primordial spirit?"

She only knows where her dantian is.

"...Xiao Yao, your master only has you as an apprentice?"

"Yeah, how do you know, Majesty?"

"He is quite good at accumulating virtue." After finishing this sentence, Sun Wukong squeezed his hair and went back there. Tang Seng had already told him to leave.

Great Sage...don't think I didn't hear you despise me.Yaoyao pouted and was very frustrated. She couldn't tell Sun Wukong that she had traveled from a technological age.

When Zhu Bajie was about to leave, he looked back again and again reluctantly, as if he had sincere affection for Miss Gao, but he didn't know what Miss Gao was thinking about him.If the two were really happy, Yaoyao would still feel a little pity.

But within a while, Zhu Bajie sneaked up to Yaoyao and asked, "You were personally instructed by the Buddha to record merits? Then the old pig did such good deeds before, shouldn't you also make a record?"

Yaoyao chuckled three times with a cold expression, "If you really want me to remember, then let me think about it, you just took over the women of the people's house, and you have eaten so many people before. Compared with the credit, whether it should be rewarded or punished, I think if this account is reported, you will have to reincarnate."

Zhu Bajie grinned awkwardly, "If you don't remember it, if you don't remember it, it's all in the past, so let's not be busy."

It was in vain that she sympathized with this pig just now.

When they arrived in the Tibetan world of Uzbekistan, Tang Seng and his party encountered a magic stick.

Uh, no, it should be said that it is Zen Master Wuchao.

According to Zhu Bajie, Zen Master Wuchao once advised him to follow the practice, but he had already lived with Miss Gao, so he didn't agree.

Zhu Bajie was blowing hype, saying how much Zen Master Wuchao valued him, saying that he had excellent bones, and that his future achievements would be limitless.

Sun Wukong sneered as if he didn't hear it, Yaoyao couldn't bear the noise in his ears, and replied, "That's because you are stupid, if you cultivate with him, Master Gao will have a son-in-law who is a living Buddha, and he won't be able to carry a big sedan chair welcome you back?"

Zhu Bajie choked on her, and thought that she was a virtuous boy who dared not offend her, so he stopped bragging.

When Zen Master Wuchao appeared as if welcoming him, he looked at Yaoyao and said with a gentle smile, "Seeing that you have a lot of wisdom, if you don't practice with me, he will get a golden body, what do you think?"

Yaoyao looked at Zhu Bajie with dead fish eyes, is this what you mean by 'very important'?

It's obvious that it's a magic stick!