On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

On New Year's Eve, there is a big banquet in the outer court.

Xuanbei Emperor Dragon Seat and Banquet Table occupy the imperial seat in the Jinluan Hall. From the imperial seat to the steps outside the hall, below the steps, to the steps outside the hall, and then to the east and west sides under the eaves of the Taihe Gate, there are banquets for ministers of civil and military affairs according to their ranks.The emperor set up the head table, the second table and the third table on the left and right.The left is superior and the right is inferior, the queen mother, imperial concubine, Princess Xile and the six princes are seated in order according to their status; there are also east and west banquet tables reserved for the prime minister and a group of civil and military ministers, with a total of more than one hundred seats.

Yu Zijin followed Xuanbei to the left and right as usual, and walked in happily.He walked all the way, looking at Crow Crow's head, he could easily identify the different head belonging to Yu Qing'an, if it wasn't for Xuan Bei's sharp eyesight and quick hand to grab his wrist, he would almost have gone up to pat him.

"Don't mess around." After taking his seat, Xuanbei shook his palm and slapped him hard as a warning.

Yu Zijin is like a wild cat that enters the house, it is easy to escape when beaten and scolded, but if it is not tamed, it will be unclear what should be done and what should not be done.

However, Xuanbei, as the king of a country, pays attention to red tape in every big and small matter around him, so it's okay to be coddled on weekdays, but of course not to be overdone on important occasions.Otherwise, I'm afraid that this little monkey will dare to reach out and pat him on the head sooner or later. Even if he doesn't pursue it, the old man in the Ministry of Rites will not let it go easily.

Yu Zijin didn't know the world but understood people's wishes. He raised his eyelids to look at Xuanbei, while carefully reaching for the pastry, his eyes flickered slightly, and his movements were slow, trying to test whether Xuanbei would stop him from eating.

Xuanbei certainly wouldn't.

Not only would he not know, but he also simply and neatly stuffed a plate of food into his arms, so that it would not be unruly for him to eat one and grab two.

A slap in the face and a handful of candies are what you want now, Yu Zijin's brows and eyes are crescent-shaped, as happy as eating honey.

Dozens of people in the hall had to stand up without courtesy, and they saw this scene from afar.

The story of beauty and misfortune begins from this.

In front of the hall, Yu Qing'an and Gu Xiala were the only ones with burning eyes.

Yu Zijin completely ignored the courteous words you said to me, he glanced at Gushara in doubt, and got a warm smile, which was strangely light and soft.He turned to look at Yu Qing'an again, seeing Yu Qing'an's complex expression in his eyes.

Yu Qing'an seemed to be looking at him but also didn't seem to be looking at him.

Eyeballs rolled around, Yu Zijin raised his head to look at Xuanbei, then at Yu Qing'an, suddenly Xunkong said softly to Xuanbei: This place is not fun, he wants to see the little tiger.

Yu Zijin is a person who is startled and surprised, and it is common for people to think about what they say and do.

Xuanbei expected that the palace banquet would be cumbersome and would not please him, but if he was not placed by his side, he never knew what disaster he would cause.Now Yu Zijin made a fuss and wanted to leave, Xuanbei didn't stop him anymore, he just sent someone to follow and let him go from the side hall.

Yu Zijin heard people calling within a hundred steps from the Golden Luan Hall.He turned his head and saw his half-brother Yu Qing'an.

"May my father-in-law allow me to have a chat with Brother Yao?" Yu Qing'an behaved elegantly and spoke politely.

The little father-in-law hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether to let the two of them be alone, he was surprised: it turned out that this charming young man and Prime Minister Yu were actually brothers.

Yu Zijin didn't say a word, Yu Qing'an spoke again, so the little eunuch looked back three times at every step, stepped back a few steps, and looked at them from afar.

The two stood opposite each other.

The elder brother is twenty-four, and he is the only young prime minister in history. He is personable, talented and beautiful.

It is rumored that elder brother Yu recited the Hundred Classics of Poems and Books at the age of three, could write poems at the age of five, and passed on eight articles to Beijing.Now that he is under one person and above ten thousand people, he is still humble and honest in his high position, and he acts properly.

In the eyes of others, Yaodi is just a play///thing in the age of dancing spoons.

Brothers with different mothers, the difference between cloud and mud.

"Are you safe in the palace?" Yu Qing'an asked.

Yu Zijin nodded.

"You..." Yu Qing'an frowned slightly, "Qiqige is critically ill, a son of man should serve her around, you should go back home and take care of her."

Yu Zijin shook her head.

Yu Qing'an always couldn't see what Yu Zijin was thinking.

This child is like a wolf cub, with dark eyes, quietly hiding aside, seeing everything in his eyes and keeping everything in his heart.It seems to know nothing, and it seems to penetrate people's hearts.Yu Qing'an was at a disadvantage in front of him for some reason, and spoke in a panic.

"You really don't want to leave the palace?" Yu Qing'an's expression was half sad and half disappointed and angry, "How long will it be good to use sex? Now that you have been cast aside by everyone, why are you still obsessed with it? Is it because you are greedy for the glory and wealth in the palace?"

Yu Zijin smiled sweetly, and said in a childish voice: "Xuanbei treat me well, here are sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, emerald soup, and steamed duck and fried meat. I'm not going out of the palace."

Yu Qing'an's expression suddenly turned pale, "You actually...so...called the title of king—"

"Is brother worried about me?" Yu Zijin's face was full of enthusiasm.

These words and expressions seem to penetrate his innermost feelings.

Yu Qing'an was in a trance, and felt that she was thinking too much: Yu Zijin is just an illiterate child, how could he perceive the false and the real?It's just that he is too thoughtful, and the grass and trees are all soldiers.

He pressed his surprise and replied: "I am an elder brother like a father, so I am worried that you will go astray when you are young and confused. I hope you will think about how to deal with yourself when your temples are gray in the future."

"Then elder brother take good care of mother for me." Yu Zijin said: "I was always born good-looking. Yesterday I was good-looking, today I am good-looking, tomorrow is even better, and every day is good-looking. Brother, don't worry about me."

The little boy had a piercing smile.

"Since you insist on this, you have no intention of persuading me for brother." Yu Qing'an's voice was weak and long, "You... just do it yourself."

Yu Zijin stared quietly at his receding back, thin and straight, with a weak appearance but shouldering the important affairs of the family and the country.

The little father-in-law stepped forward quickly, only to see Yu Zijin's smiling face, not knowing what to do in his mind.

"Little master, do you still want to go to the Imperial Garden?" He asked, guessing that the two of them were brothers, and thinking that Yu Zijin's status would inevitably affect the reputation of Prime Minister Yu.

"I'm not going." Yu Zijin turned around and walked towards the loop, bouncing around, and sneaked into the Golden Luan Hall to get beside Xuanbei.

The hall is just full of singing and dancing.//Miao.

"Why are you back again?" Xuanbei let go of his hand, allowing him to sit in his arms.

Yu Zijin didn't reply, his face was breezy as if he was happy, his eyes turned around under the stage, and stopped at the men and women in different clothes on the left.

"Who is that?"

Yu Zijin asked curiously.

"The envoy and princess of the Dolan Kingdom." Xuanbei replied, "The three white tigers in the imperial garden were sent by the Dolan Kingdom."

"Can I play with her?" Yu Zijin pointed at Princess Dolan.

Xuanbei took a look at it: Princess Dolan Zhuomala was in the age of cardamom, her hair is sparse and pretty with double flat buns, her appearance is relatively plain, unlike the women in the harem, her skin is as thick as fat, her eyes are piercing, and a string of silver bells hangs on her chest, she should be lively Active temper, but similar to Yu Zijin's temperament.

"Why do you want to play with her?" Xuanbei's eyes were slightly cold, "Don't you usually play tricks on Xiao Jinzi?"

Recently, Xuanbei ignored political affairs, and only occasionally met with ministers to arrange important matters during the year, and no longer forced Yu Zijin to serve in front of the imperial court.Yu Zi had time to spare but had nowhere to go. He was naughty every day, just teasing Mrs. Yan's son, Xiao Linzi, and chatting with the guards on duty from time to time.

"They are afraid of you and dare not play with me."

Yu Zijin knew that everyone treated him with trepidation, and he dared not talk or refuse to answer, so he carefully considered before speaking, as if he was a cannibal.

Xuan Bei only patted his head, and the chuckle disappeared instantly, like an illusion.

"The princess is also afraid of loneliness." Xuanbei's voice was deep and low, "You are the only one in this palace who is not afraid of anything, and the most fearless thing is loneliness." There was a natural arrogance in his words.

Yu Zijin sighed, "How fun is that? Why are they afraid of you?"

"Guke can easily take their lives." Xuanbei said: "Ordinary people should be afraid of death, but they are not afraid of being alone, they should just fear the king."

Yu Zijin seemed to understand, "What are you doing with their lives? It's not fun." He rolled his eyes, and said mysteriously, "There are still people who like you."

"Where did you learn the word?" It was rare for Xuanbei to hear Yu Zijin spit out a word that was subtle and gentle.

"My brother also wants you to hug him."

Yu Zijin said with a smile.

Xuan Bei had no surprise on his face, and he slapped his palm again: "Be careful what you say, be careful talking nonsense in front of people will kill you."

"I saw it." Yu Zijin snorted softly, "What I saw from my brother's eyes is not nonsense."

Have a dream and know to say it secretly, but talk about other things casually.

It is really hard for Xuanbei to tell whether Yu Zijin is smart or stupid.

Yu Zijin didn't care about these things, and said, "My brother said that I won't look good in the future, so you won't give me pastries."

"That's not true." Xuanbei looked in great agreement.

"But I look good every day." Yu Zijin said confidently, "Dongsheng is not as good as mine."

Dongsheng's soft and beautiful posture has some memories.

Xuanbei shook his head, "Who told you that Dongsheng is not as good as you? Dongsheng is gentle and obedient, who is like you who have no poems and books and are always naughty."

Yu Zijin leaned softly in front of Xuanbei, "It's not as good as me."

"I can't see that you are so self-conscious about beauty." Xuanbei showed a face of surprise, which was fake.

Yu Zijin also saw that the surprise was fake, and asked, "Then do you want to hug brother?"

Xuan Bei glanced at Yu Qing'an who was sitting upright under the stage, and said: "Prime Minister Yu is always better than you in the governor, so you might as well replace him, and all your pastries will belong to him in the future."

When it comes to eating, Yu Zijin grabs Xuanbei's palm and makes a gesture to bite, with a bit of ferocity in his eyes.

It's just that Xuanbei's smile seems to be unfathomable, but it's not a smile.

Yu Zijin had seen this appearance several times, and after growing her memory, she finally gave up her biting heart.His demeanor changed to cute and naive, and he said in a soft voice: "My brother is not as good-looking as I am, and he is heavier. Don't hug him, and the cakes don't matter to him."

Whether it is food protection or taste.

No matter how young or young, there is no need to worry about pretending to be obedient, after all, you have to obediently stay by his side.

Xuanbei never delved into the true meaning, he hugged Yu Zijin's thin body, but he thought it was too thin and fleshy.

Yan Zhu stood silently behind the two of them, listening to his words and deeds, thinking that at least he hadn't offended the little master earlier, and guessed that the harem would change, and he didn't know how much commotion would be caused.

There are so many laughs and laughter at the palace banquet, on and off the stage, people in front of and behind, respectfully agree with the superior, flattering and laughing, witty words; in front of the inferior, majestic, pointing the country.

There are fake masks on everyone's face, piled up one after another, and you can't find your true colors if you are not careful for a while.

After the banquet, fireworks added to the fun, and a sparkling spark shot into the sky, thousands of fire lights lit up the sky, red and yellow intersected, changing ever-changingly, dazzling people's eyes.

Yu Zijin raised his head and watched in rapt attention, overjoyed, his face was like a reflection of brilliance, flickering and flickering.

He looked back and smiled, revealing two small dimples, and said to Xuanbei: "I really like this."

Another bright red firework exploded in the sky, looking like a flower from a distance.Everyone was amazed and laughed confusedly, Yu Zijin asked the fireworks to distract his mind, and then focused on watching.

After the banquet was over, all the ministers left the palace, and Xuanbei led the yawning Yu Zijin to walk back to the bedroom to wash and go to bed.

It was late at night, and Yu Zijin climbed onto the bed and slipped into the quilt, wrapped her body tightly by grabbing the corners, exposed a small head and kept calling, "Come here."

Xuanbei didn't like others to dress and undress, so he asked him to step back and take off layers of clothes in a leisurely manner.

"Hurry up." Yu Zijin dragged out a long voice, dissatisfied with the urging, and when Xuanbei walked in, he pounced on him like a little tiger with his forelimbs raised, pulled his hands, and covered Xuanbei's face in the quilt.

"What are you messing around with again?" Xuanbei asked.

Yu Zijin didn't answer but asked instead: "When there are fireworks, why don't you watch the fireworks and just look at me?"

His eyes were shining brightly, his eyebrows were agile, and his small appearance was triumphant.

Xuanbei couldn't help but the corners of his mouth turned up, and he replied: "You look good."

Yu Zijin was praised, smiled sweetly, and glared at him again, "You talk like me."

"No." Xuan Bei smiled and denied it.

"There is, there is, you don't talk like that." Yu Zijin let go of Xuanbei, pulled back the quilt and rolled into a ball.

Xuanbei pulled the fat ball to his side, peeled off layer by layer, covered his body, and then hugged the little beauty in his arms.

"Am I going to be fifteen?" Yu Zijin asked softly.

"Yes." Xuan Bei replied.

"You still learn from me." Yu Zijin puffed up his face and struggled a few times to calm down, then asked: "How old are you?"

"Tomorrow will be twenty seven."

Yu Zijin bit her lower lip and blinked, "Do you have any new clothes for the New Year?"

"Yes." Xuanbei replied, "Why don't you have new clothes to wear?"

"Are there any yellow ones?" Yu Zijin asked eagerly.

"Have."

"Where is the red one?"

"Have."

"White ones?"

"Also."

"What about jet black?"

"Okay, I have it all." Xuan Bei grabbed his hands that were counting, "I can't lack any color."

Yu Zijin chuckled and approached Xuanbei, "Then I'm going to close my eyes, don't lie to me."

"One word."

In the dim night, Xuan Bei stared at his blurred outline, and whispered in his heart: Who can resist your noise?At the beginning, I had a sudden idea, but I always called out a sentence of inexplicable words that are warm and heartwarming, so why not treat you better?

Who told you to be so good-looking, it is better than thousands of fireworks.

The author has something to say:

Label floor:

Beauty is misleading

emmmmm I won’t comment on the progress of the relationship

I can't control it anyway

The only thing that feels a bit awkward is that the beauty is really precious in body, beautiful in appearance, and barely (?) soft in character.In this way, it is considered weak.

The two identities of a beauty and a king are very different, and the family background of a beauty is not very good, so she must rely on the king to some extent.

He has never seen anything, and he wants everything good he sees, from small cakes to flaming whips to new clothes, he is not very ambitious, but he has this bad habit of being a bit demanding.

Want to change, but can't.

After thinking about it, maybe the little beauty is like this, anyway, Xuanbei is willing to pamper him, and will use his own means to warn him of rare situations that should not be condoned.And if you have to say what the little beauty can give Wang, it is probably to appease his heart.

Xuanbei has everything, but only lacks a person who fully relies on and understands him;

The beauty has nothing, he can have everything or not, he is rich in heart.

It's the opposite.