On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

"His Majesty is here—"

In the Chunxi Garden, there was a stalemate between Chang Longgun, the guard with a knife, and Prince Gemin. They were standing opposite each other with raised eyebrows and vertical eyes, but they were all startled when they heard the words, and hurriedly patted their sleeves to salute.

Almost everyone felt anxious and uneasy, wondering how the emperor, who was supposed to have personally conquered thousands of miles away, would show up at this critical juncture.

"I don't want to be alone for a few days, but this Chunxi Garden is quite lively."

Xuanbei was not in a hurry, he came on the snow, his tone seemed to be teasing, and his sharp eyes rested on Ge Min.

Ge Min frowned and said nothing.

Everyone is silent.

It goes without saying that Ge Min wanted to reveal the gold plaque, which meant rebellion, but it depends on how Xuanbei intends to deal with it.

The emperor's heart is hard to guess, and no one dared to speak out before Xuanbei opened his mouth.

"Long Gong, what are you doing here?"

Xuanbei's eyes wandered over to the people with different expressions, and he was the first to turn the conversation on Long Gun.

Long Gun was taken aback, but he didn't panic at all. He knelt on the ground with a plop, clasped his swords in his hands, and then said in a deep voice: "Return to my king, I am in charge of entering and exiting the east gate and south gate. I heard that the guards in the afternoon Long Duolun brought dozens of soldiers into the palace. According to his position as a minister, he should not have said something about Lord Long Duolun dispatching soldiers. However, the king is not in the palace at this time, and the minister is bold and suspicious, so people should pay attention to his movements. Who Knowing that the little eunuch reported to Master Long Duolun for coming straight to Chunxi Garden, Chunxi Garden belongs to the inner court and does not allow foreign soldiers to enter. Besides—”

He hesitated to speak, and raised his eyes to look at Xuanbei.

Xuanbei smiled but didn't look at him, Guangguang and Ge Min looked at each other, and said: "Besides what?"

"Besides, all civil and military officials know that the Chunxi Garden plaque is as precious as the imperial decree of the former king. Without the king's permission, no one is allowed to touch it without authorization!"

"Then what did you see here?" Xuan Bei asked.

Long Gun suddenly got down on his upper body, lowered his head and said: "When I came here, I saw Lord Long Duolun intending to take the plaque, and the minister stepped forward to stop him, but the Lord said that the king will return in a few days and should be inspected in the name of the palace. Take off the plaque and check it out."

"Bold." Xuanbei glanced at the three big Chinese characters of Chunxi Garden and the black plaque on the top of his head, squinting his eyes, and said: "So, you want to sue Long Duolun for taking the plaque privately, with the intention of treason?"

The heart of treason.

These four words clattered on Long Duolun's head, making him dizzy.

"The humble minister dares to speak again, and begs the king to punish him."

Long Gun pleaded guilty in a hurry, but he still said loudly: "The confrontation between the minister and Lord Long Duolun can't last for a moment, and for some reason, Lord Ge Min just happened to come to Chunxi Garden to test the pressure with his identity, so I don't want to hinder Lord Long Duolun." Loyalty. I see—"

"In your opinion, don't Long Duolun and Ge Min work together?"

"exactly!"

Xuanbei lowered his face, exuding a strong evil spirit all over his body, he turned to ask Long Duolun, "Long Duolun, do you have something to say?"

The two asked and answered, and sang together.

Regardless of whether Long Gun rushed here with his troops, or Xuan Bei showed up at this moment, every bit of it has proved that the matter has been defeated. There is no way out.

This is what everyone present knows.

Long Duolun repented at the beginning, and could only try his best to argue: "The old minister was wronged! The old minister is dedicated to the king, and the king always returns in triumph every time he personally conquers. It would be bad luck if this huge palace is a little slack. The minister was indeed stupid for a while, and he forgot the spring. I would like to be punished for the matter of the Xiyuan plaque. But the old minister really has a heart for the king, and I hope you will learn from him!"

"Gemin, what else can you say?"

Xuan Bei bowed his head not to look at Ge Min, absently plucking the hair of a young boy next to him.

This gesture fell into Ge Min's eyes, apart from contempt, it was a cold mockery.

"I have nothing to say!"

Ge Min answered stiffly, knelt down and said: "I only look at the king, if I have a clear conscience, I will unveil the plaque!"

As soon as these words came out, all four were shocked.

Ge Min's move is already a full admission of treason, and he didn't even look for half an excuse, and he was so bold that he still couldn't forget the plaque at this time, maybe he was really ready to risk his life.

The accomplice Long Duolun's old face was wrinkled together, and he almost fell down as if he lost his strength.

Once Gemin pleaded guilty, Long Duolun had no escape.

Rao Xuanbei didn't know that Ge Min was so arrogant, and Jing'er, whose life was in danger, dared to provoke the emperor's anger.

This person's heart is already as high as the sky, if he doesn't die today, he probably won't remember his lesson tomorrow, and sooner or later he will bump himself headfirst and seek death.

The plaque might still lure it out of the hole, Xuanbei didn't intend to take it off, so he pretended to be angry: "Since Gu has a clear conscience, why should I answer you? Why bother to uncover this layer of plaque?"

"You have a clear conscience, why didn't you dare to pick it up?" Ge Min was determined that Xuanbei would not pick it up, thinking that even if he was doomed this time, the matter of the plaque was left here, but anyone with selfish intentions must have doubts and will in the future. Try to remove it.

The two of them had their own calculations in their minds, one used aggressive methods, and the other pretended to be provoked but gritted his teeth and refused to pick it up.

"As a king alone, you are a subject. When did you hear that a king should be obedient to his subjects?"

"Even the ministers have doubts about the king's heart, how can the king command all the officials? How can he rule the world?"

"Presumptuous!" Xuanbei stretched out his hand and pulled out the sword from the waist of the guard beside him, pointing the cold silver tip straight at Ge Min, as if he could not contain his anger, he scolded: "You intend to rebel, you are unkind for your brother, you are unfaithful for your minister, you miss your brother forever I will let you go. But you are still inciting with words, if you offend your superiors, if you are alone, God will not forgive you!"

Seeing this scene, all the people present knelt down one after another and shouted for the king to calm down.

In any case, the fact that Xuanbei suddenly turned his face and flew into a rage when he mentioned the plaque of Chunxi Garden is a confirmed version, and it will soon be spread to the ears of all officials.

This is exactly what Xuan Bei calculated. He estimated that the weather was eight//nine points, he threw down his sword, and ordered: "Come on, put Long Duolun and Gemin into the dungeon and wait for their punishment!"

Long Duolun was old for a moment, and he was escorted to walk staggeringly.

Ge Min broke free from the shackles of the guards, glared at Xuan Bei indignantly, let out a snort through his nose, and shouted loudly: "Xuan Bei! I know you won't let me live, but don't think that the world will be safe from now on. !"

"Still suppressing it?" Xuanbei didn't even look at him.

Ge Min laughed loudly as he walked away: "You will end up with me sooner or later! Xuanbei, this king is waiting for you to go on the road together in the underworld!"

This statement can be described as naked//naked treason.

Xuanbei remained silent, and left with his hands.

However, the front is the same, and the back is the same. After Xuanbei arrived at the Zhengqing Palace, it was no longer the matter of burning with anger.He sat on the dragon chair calmly, glanced at the mountain of government affairs, and stretched out his hand to grab them.

"king--"

Yu Qianyan's old man hesitated and asked, "Dare to ask the king, this...?"

He was referring to Yu Zijin.

Xuanbei saw that he was good-looking, kind-hearted, and interesting, so he picked him up like a cat or a dog and brought him back to the palace.

Just now, Yu Zijin had been quietly following him all the way, with a pair of bright eyes inlaid on the dry face, the eyeballs were rolling up and down, left and right, looking around very curiously, without making a sound.

"Take him down." Xuanbei has always been unhappy when dealing with government affairs.

Just as the old man was about to lead the way, Yu Zijin ran to Xuanbei's side, and asked with a natural and affectionate face, "Can I not leave?"

He held the handle of the chair with both hands, and stared at the old father-in-law vigilantly, as if he was full of affection and unwilling to leave.

"Do you want to stay here?" Xuan Bei asked back with great interest. He had a cold face and was never pleasant, but he didn't expect Yu Zijin to have the courage to stay by his side.

Yu Zijin nodded vigorously.

The corner of Xuanbei's mouth curled up into a smile, "Since you want to keep it, you can keep it."

"Yan Zhu—"

"The old slave is here."

"Quan treat him like a little eunuch and teach him the rules." Xuan Bei ordered.

"Promise." Eunuch Yan respectfully agreed.

This day was Yu Zijin's first day on duty at the Qing Palace, and he was not able to stand upright like a pillar like Mr. Yan's old man.He stood crookedly, scratching his arms and moving his legs from time to time, making frequent movements.

After standing for a while, he actually walked around, touched the corner of the table and looked at the hanging calligraphy and painting, as if he had never seen such a rare thing.

The old man frowned, wondering where the king brought this unmannered boy.

Since you are a young father-in-law, you should learn etiquette, and it is only natural to arrange a residence with your old father-in-law at night.

But Yu Zijin seemed to have identified Xuanbei, and refused to follow Mr. Yan no matter what, hiding behind Xuanbei and refused to come out.

"This—" the old man frowned in embarrassment, and didn't dare to talk in front of Xuan Bei.

It is also strange to see someone who loves to get close to this cruel emperor so much.

Everyone felt strange, so did Xuanbei.

Xuanbei's nature is rebellious and unrepressed, this deserted palace has heavy etiquette, everyone respects him and fears him, even sons, daughters and concubines dare not treat him lightly, for fear of making him unhappy and getting killed.

It's rare to come across a little thing that is not afraid, but it is a bit interesting, and it can add a bit of fun to the palace.

Xuanbei thought so, so he waved his benevolent hand and let Yu Zijin stay.

It was also from this day that Yu Zijin was stubborn and refused to leave every night, and naturally climbed onto the dragon bed with Xuanbei's two-point pampering.

in fact--

No one knew that Yu Zijin was just thinking about the pastry.

It was the first time in his life that he ate cakes in an open and honest manner, and he didn't need to be boarded and won't be beaten or scolded. Since Xuanbei accepted this portion of food, he certainly refused to leave, otherwise he was afraid that this vow would suddenly turn into a moon in the water.

To eat and drink without being beaten is Yu Zijin's top priority in life.

Climbing along the pole is also his way of survival.

The author has something to say:

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In fact, Yu Zijin is an invincible little monkey who pretends to be cute and cute