On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

The cave is full of flowers and candles for a good supper, and the red candles are warm and the lights are warm.

Koudan sits alone and shakes his head crown to the right, with three strings of beads hanging from his forehead, double flower tints pasted on the side, and six rows hanging on it.

The skin is as white as snow, the eyebrows are light and the cheeks are red, and the eyebrows are full of affection.

Beauty

The beauty of Shih Tzu is reborn

I, Kou Dan, actually have a good day to get married.

Kou Dan smiled at the mirror.

"In previous years, the twelfth lunar month offered sacrifices to Kodan, but today's dance is not to be Kodan..." She whispered, carefully removing the heavy hair ornaments, and shedding three thousand black hairs around her body.

The gorgeous red dress is like a little red in the snow, bright as a living thing, wrapping her unique figure in layers, dancing with her.

The slender jade fingers are like a bird tossing and turning, and the eyebrows and eyelashes are hanging down to cast a romantic style, and the arc of Ling//Long/lock/bone is touching the soul.Turning around, the sleeves of the skirt fluttered, the waist was lightly swayed and the wrists were swayed, and the tinkling silver bells could be heard endlessly, like red plums blooming in full bloom, dazzling and dazzling, without any regard for hurting other people's eyes.

When Zhuangyuan Lang was drunk, he opened the door and walked in, only to be greeted by a beautiful woman looking back and smiling.

Looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, Liugong Fendai has no color, that's how it is.

A drunken man is not as good as a beautiful woman.

He wakes up for a moment.

"I don't know if Zhuangyuan Lang has elegant poems in his skirt today?"

Koudan's red lips are raised, her clothes are half faded, Xiaolu//fragrant//shoulders are like//fire//burning.

Zhuangyuan Lang's face was flushed, but he entered the house calmly and closed the door.

"If you have the ability to put flowers and candles in this hole//You can also read your sage book at night." Kou Dan smiled, leaning on the bedside in a provocative gesture, and said with a high air: "I've memorized it, so there is Yan Ruyu in that book I want to see if that Yan Ruyu is ahead of me, Kou Dan."

Incomparable.

Naturally, even a point in a hundred miles can't compare.

Under the name of Zhuangyuan Lang, he is still the half-knowledgeable □□a scholar, which is not as good as Kou Dan's reading of all kinds of emotions in the world.

The scholar's brows and eyes could not help but still dodge a little, but he spoke some bare words.

"Everything in the world can't compare to a hair tip of Miss Koudan."

"Your Majesty, are you serious?"

Kodan asked sweetly and greasy.

A husband is crisp to the bone.

The scholar's mind fluttered slightly, and he said in a low voice: "In this life, I did not enter the official career and never married. Up to now, I have no regrets. I will never betray you, and I will not lie to you. From now on, every word will be taken seriously. In fact, if there is even half of it, may the sky strike with thunder."

Sweet words and vows of eternal love are intangible things to Kou Dan, but she likes the shallow elegance and deep affection in the eyes of the scholar, as if she Kou Dan is the best woman in the world, and she will never change her money, and she will stay with her with her life.

"Then husband is touching his heart and asking, do you want to sleep with me tonight? Or do you want to sleep with me?"

The scholar no longer showed embarrassment on his face, and acted like a living heart under his chest with his palms. He stared at Kou Dan with all kinds of tenderness, and smiled softly: "I can't lie to you, it can only keep saying yes."

"Then ask again—"

Kou Dan stood up and put his arms around his neck on tiptoe, and asked with a smile, "What about the poems and books?"

"You can't study tonight." The scholar slowly put his arms around his slender waist and said, "I guess in the future I will have to study during the day and have other things to do at night."

The smile couldn't stop hanging on it, Kou Dan leaned forward and took a bite on his lips, then stretched out the tip of her tongue to trace the corners of his lips, and tilted her eyes triumphantly to look at the scholar.

Seeing that the scholar's eyes were as soft as a spring of warm water but remained motionless, Kou Dan provocatively said: "Bookworm, do you really dare to sleep with me?"

The scholar frowned rarely, and said solemnly: "Xiaosheng should try his best."

Is there a second such dull scholar champion in this world?

Kou Dan was taken aback when he heard the words, and then smiled happily.

no more.

"Then let's see who is stronger." Kou Dan said.

So she hugged into the bed, threw out layers of crimson wedding dresses, and put down a piece of semi-transparent gauze curtain.

The bun is messy, the winking eyes are like silk, and the black silk is tangled and inseparable.

"Bookworm, why don't you call me a lady?"

Kou Dan laughed, his eyes wandering and blurred, he hugged him tightly, turned over and sat on him, "Don't you dare?"

"Why don't you dare?" The scholar pressed her down, kissed her carefully, and said in a deep voice, "I'm afraid you will be Madam Yu all the time in the future, and I'm so bored. Don't you like being a girl for a while tonight?"

Stupid scholar, you are the only one who really regards Kou Dan as a good girl.

Kou Dan then held his warm palm without saying a word.

The mandarin ducks and reds are turned upside down, and the delicate humming seems to be nothing. It is to go to the witch//mountain cloud//rain, //smooth//drenching//little.

On the second day when it was dawn, Kou Dan woke up leisurely, his whole body was as soft as if he had no bones wrapped around the hands and feet of the champion, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of clear eyes, as warm as jade.

Kou Dan stretched his waist, blinked and said: "Husband, the real person is not to be judged by his appearance. I think this book not only has that golden house with a beautiful face like jade, but it may also teach secret techniques."

"Nonsense." When it comes to bed//things, the number one scholar picked up rabbits again overnight, quite embarrassing.

Kodan grinned brilliantly.

Newlyweds, perhaps.

Until the end of the new year, the two are still inseparable. Kou Dan's former benefactors have not forgotten, and they sent gold, silver, jewelry, shark fin and ginseng one after another, which made Wen Tun even the top scholar angry, and ordered the servants to throw them all out of sight.

"What did you lose it for?" Kou Dan hugged a box of jade jewelry and said contentedly: "It's so beautiful, I like it."

Seeing her heartless appearance, the number one scholar became more and more worried.

"You're a nerd, you don't know how to calculate at all." Kou Dan smiled slyly: "In the coming year, exchange all these treasures for silver taels, and you can buy me jewelry again, and I will earn more than one, that would be great."

I don't know a little about poetry, but there are endless weird tricks.

The champion was angry and funny, "What are you doing hiding so much silver?"

"I just like Yinliang." Kou Dan pouted, his face full of reason.

She stared at the number one scholar for a while, then leaned into his ear and said, "Your husband shouldn't focus on money. If you are annoyed, you should come and sleep with me. Now you can't fall asleep with any number of exotic gadgets given by others."

The number one scholar's ears were dyed red, and he said in a calm posture: "Don't think about proclaiming Yin during the day."

Kou Dan stuck out her tongue, laughing and going to clean up the baby again.

At that time, the weather was cold and the heart was warm, and it was never expected that the situation would change.

The champion quarreled with Kou Dan for the first time in March of the following year.

In the first half of the month, Kou Dan ran outside twice in three days, and when he returned, he was exhausted from playing wildly and fell asleep.

"Women who are already married should not go out every day, otherwise they will cause people to gossip." The number one scholar once cryptically dissuaded her.

But Kou Dan hummed, "Kou Dan, I'm not afraid of the sky or the earth. I'm afraid of what they will do? This mansion is extremely boring, I'm so bored, if you don't tell me to go out, I will die."

Then there were rumors in the streets and alleys that Kodan didn't know how to check, but the dignified wife of the number one scholar met with other men's restaurants, enjoyed singing and dancing, drank flowers and wine, and went in and out of the Huanyan Building unscrupulously.

Words were passed around, adding oil and vinegar, and it was hard to tell the truth from the false.

At the beginning, the champion guessed that Kou Dan was only playing for a while, and he would be fine in two or three days. Later, he felt that the rumors and rumors were too hurtful. , will converge sooner or later.

However, Kou Dan didn't know how to restrain himself.

Not only does he not know how to restrain himself, but he seems to be addicted to the bright and interesting days outside, Kou Dan is too lazy to speak in the mansion, except for eating and sleeping, he refuses to move, and even sleeps alone at night with his back to the champion.

It just so happened that Kou Dan sneaked back like a thief in the middle of the night, and the number one scholar couldn't bear it.

"If you are going out today, does the Zhuangyuan Mansion not want to go back?"

The champion was furious.

"I'm back, haven't I?" Kou Dan lazily said, "Why are you angry? If you want to be angry, you can be angry. I'm very tired."

"If you want to be angry, get angry? Heh!" Zhuangyuan sneered, "How dare you say such unkind words! Although you are gone these days, your name of Koudan's unrestrained behavior spreads all over the capital. I pamper you and never forbid You go out, you turn around and use such words to stab me, you won't be afraid of chilling my heart!"

Kou Danguang turned his back to him, "The two legs are my legs, they were born on me, they can go wherever I like, no one can tell me not to go!"

"Kou Dan!" Zhuangyuan raised his voice and said, "Is there something wrong with me that caused you to complain? Are you dissatisfied that I am busy with court affairs and have no time to play with you? Or—"

"—Or are you really heartless? Your heart can no longer accommodate me, let alone the title of Mrs. Zhuangyuan?"

When he said this, the number one scholar seemed to have a knife in his throat, dripping blood every word.

How many times have I heard people talking about Kou Dan being passionate and ruthless, like a ghost popping out of a stone thousands of years ago, the trivialities of the world can't restrain her, and the love of ordinary people can't restrain her.

He didn't want to take this remark to heart, but Koudan behaved strangely, the love in his eyes faded eight points, like a red plum welcoming spring.Facing that indifferent and silent back every night, the joyful and enthusiastic Mrs. Koudan lived in his mind. There was both uneasiness and grievance in his heart, and now he finally blurted it out.

darling.

Do you have a heart?

he asks.

"Yes! I, Kou Dan, have no heart at all! Didn't you know until today?" Kou Dan turned around, and said fiercely like a puff: "You can go and ask, how many men have been my good friends in the capital of Nuo Da?" People, how many people are my pillow people. Is it too late for you to ask this question until today?"

"Do you have to talk like this?!" The champion was in a hurry, and knocked the lamp on the table to the ground.

Kou Dan turned his head away, stubbornly turned his face to him, and remained silent.

The room was dead silent, and there was no friendship at all.

"I'm going to the study tonight. Also, from tomorrow onwards, you are not allowed to go out again." After a long time, Zhuangyuan opened his mouth and shook his sleeves to leave.

"Husband."

Kodan's voice sounded behind him.

The number one scholar paused temporarily, and heard her say again: "You divorce me."

Furious, the number one scholar turned his head, stared and growled, "Kao Dan! Are you going to force me to a dead end!"

"I'm not forcing you to a dead end." Sitting at the table, Kou Dan said softly: "You will know sooner or later, if you don't stop me, you will be a dead end."

Kodan had never spoken so softly before.never.

She has always been reckless and always laughing, even when you beat, scold, scold and get annoyed, she giggled happily by herself, without a dignified woman at all.

But she was sitting upright, her exquisite face was so bright and soft in the hazy night, and her eyes were somehow covered with a layer of water, hazy and in a trance.

The words in the mouth are so ruthless.

"I--"

"Never stop you—"

The number one scholar gritted his teeth and rushed out the door.

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_(:з」∠)_Kou Dan’s statement that legs were born on me is actually the same as what the beauty said

On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month in Kaiyuan 344, Kou Dan meets a scholar

On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month in Kaiyuan 345, Kou Dan married the number one scholar

On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month in Kaiyuan 359, a beauty meets a king

The descriptions of Kou Dan and Yu Zijin's eyebrows and eyes are similar. In terms of personality, Kou Dan is more arrogant than Yu Zijin, and he is also bold and unrestrained

Koudan is full of stars and the moon, and doesn't even look at rare things, just looking for freshness

Yu Zijin doesn't have enough to eat, doesn't wear warm clothes, and is neglected and abused, so she knows how to pretend to be cute and weigh the pros and cons

The essence is the same, the acquired environment is different, the similarity is 70.00%