On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

Xuanbei is talking about something.

Outside the Zhengqing palace, only old man Yan Zhu straightened his old spine, half-closed his swollen eyes and stood straight.

Yu Zijin sprinted behind him.

"Wait a minute, little master." The old man stopped him, "The king is discussing important matters, so wait a little longer." After speaking, Yan Zhu stared at the breathless little Jinzi again with intriguing eyes, and stared at him He had to bow his head obediently and return to the humble little eunuch.

Yu Zijin understood that Xuanbei was discussing important matters.Something out of the ordinary.Otherwise, Yan Zhu would not be allowed to go in even if he was waiting outside.

"you--"

Out of breath, Princess Xi Le managed to catch up with her. She didn't look like a girl, her hair was in a disheveled bun, and she was sweating profusely.She ran so much that she lost most of her strength to stare at people, and she was angrily like a squirrel with puffed cheeks.

Xi Le raised her eyes to look at the ground, put one hand on her hips, and panted with the other, "Ben, I want to tell my father that you are disrespectful to me, you little fox."

Yu Zijin grabbed the corner of Yan Zhu's clothes, tilted his head from the side, and retorted with blinking eyes: "I'm Yu Zijin, not a little fox."

"You're a little fox!" Xi Le's chin was soaring to the sky, her face was full of disdain.Her disdain is the disdain of an ignorant girl, but it is not very eye-catching.

Old Man Yan's wrinkled face moved, and he said in a steady voice: "The two young masters, please wait quietly for a while, and don't argue outside here, or it would be bad to hinder the king's discussion."

After saying this, the arrogant Xi Le hurriedly covered her mouth, for fear of offending Xuan Bei's appearance.Her two watery eyes didn't let Yu Zijin go, and stared at her without blinking, as if blinking would lose face.

Yu Zijin wasn't afraid at all, he sat down on the floor, tugged at the gate guard beside him, and asked quietly, "Brother, is Xuanbei angry now?"

The guard remained motionless as before, and only glanced at Yu Zijin calmly.

Guards should not be regarded as human beings, they should not be able to move, speak, let alone eat or drink.They are human beings when they change shifts, and they are just in case of a sword when they are on duty, it is a thing to set off the majesty of the court.Everyone sees it that way.

Only when Yu Zijin spoke to Daojian, anyone would be surprised by the intimacy that came out of their bones.How could this kid dare to talk to anyone?Is he really heartless?

So far, one or two of the guards are familiar with Yu Zijin, and occasionally they take the initiative to greet him when no one is around.But the one standing here today is the famous Mu Mu, with his mouth tightly closed, with a loyal look that he doesn't open his mouth no matter what.

Yu Zijin looked up at his chin and recognized that it was a wooden chin.

The wood looks like wood, but its core is made of iron or gold, and it can't be bitten.Yu Zijin faced the difficulties, he cupped his face and muttered: "If Xuanbei gets angry and wants to look at my head, no one will talk to you."

The wood doesn't move.

"No one calls you brother." Yu Zijin snorted, "You are very similar to my brother, straight and tall. But you talk less than him, he always loves to reason, endless reasoning .I can't hear any of them anyway."

Mu Mu glanced at him appreciatively.

Yu Zijin pretended to be aggrieved again, and pointed to Xi Le, "She called me little Hu Meizi, did she scold me? Didn't she?"

"My princess didn't scold you!" Xi Le couldn't hold back her words, "You know how to sue! You little vixen who likes to sue!"

"Look, she scolded me." Yu Zijin lowered her brows seriously, with a pitiful look on her face.

"This princess doesn't! You, you, why do you want to cry when you are so old? You, you are just shameless."

"She keeps scolding me. I want to tell Xuanbei."

"Don't call your father by his name directly! Be careful that this princess hits you!"

"She's going to hit me again."

"you--"

Princess Xile was so angry that she almost stomped her feet.

Xiao Jinzi laughed muffledly, his shoulder blades trembling non-stop.

Old Man Yan coughed and cleared his throat.

Yu Zijin and Xi Le faced each other from a distance, and continued to compete with each other while waiting.

After a stick of incense, the sick concubine Ying came slowly.

"Xi Le, why did you make trouble in Zhengqing Palace?" She put on a haggard face, but there was no anger in her voice.

"Mother Concubine!" Xi Le yelled with her mouth flattened, tears the size of beans immediately welling up in her eyes, and she explained awkwardly: "It's all that little vixen, he pushed me and pressed the dead grasshopper on me Look, this is it." She kept poking her fair face, as if she had been greatly wronged.

"Okay." The noble concubine patted her head helplessly, "As a princess, what does it look like running around in broad daylight? Why don't you go back with your mother and concubine?"

Xi Le turned her head and glanced at the closed door, then at Yu Zijin, and shook her head, "I'm going to seek justice from my father. You don't know, that foxy son is very proud of himself. People's heads. What is he capable of? Want to chop off my people?"

Concubine Ying's eyes fell on Yu Zijin for a moment, and then she looked back coldly.He only held Xi Le's wrist, lowered his head and coaxed him in a low voice: "Mother and concubine have heard people say that you are the one who pushed her first. You have been domineering in the palace for a long time, and you have become bolder. If this lie comes to your father Then go, what should you do if your father doesn't like you? He might think you're lying all day long, isn't that the reason?"

"I'm not lying." Xi Le pouted, but her voice gradually lowered. "It's true that he pushed me. I just didn't say that I pushed him first. I just pushed. Who knew that he was so big that he couldn't stand up?" Can't stand still."

"Look at you, are you guilty?" Concubine Ying drew a slightly pale smile from the corner of her mouth, stood up straight and embraced Xi Le.She smiled at Yan Zhu again: "Princess is young, so she loves to play around. Since I can't meet the king, the father-in-law doesn't need to mention the child's farce. If the king asks, just tell the princess that she misses him very much." , just come here on your own.”

Eunuch Yan moved his lips, "The slave will save it."

"Thank you, Mr. Eunuch."

Concubine Ying leaves behind a bowl of ginseng soup, talks to Xi Le and leaves.

For half a month, Imperial Concubine Ying and Hua Shanna thought of ways to deliver delicacies every day, trying to alert Xuan Bei to the harem both openly and secretly.It's a pity that this trick didn't work, the soup didn't even enter Yu Zijin's stomach.

Yu Zijin still tilted her head to see the back of their mother and daughter leaving.

"Is the imperial concubine seriously ill?" He asked to himself, not expecting anyone to answer.

He faintly felt that Concubine Ying's eyes were dull and her figure was much thinner.Only the motherhood remains the same.Concubine Ying is probably the best mother in the world, gentle, elegant and friendly.Every time Yu Zijin sees her, she is very surprised, and doesn't understand how someone can glow brightly when they are with their own flesh and blood.

The wood does not speak, and the father-in-law does not speak.

Xiao Jinzi replied: "Little master, you can go in."

Only then did Yu Zijin see the bearded Mr. Alialai walking out leisurely.His back is not stooped at all, and he looks a little breezy, like an old fairy who fell from the sky.

Yu Zijin ran into the door and stopped ten meters away from Xuanbei.With a sullen face, he looked down, left, and then right.Strange, why didn't you look at that Xuanbei who would call 'shit literary talent'?Although Xuan Bei put on a fierce face, but this face was born with a fierce face, and the eyebrows were stern, which was indelible.

He chuckled, "You're not angry at all, are you?"

Xuanbei's expression eased, instead of being angry, he smiled.There was a bit of beautiful complacency and arrogance in the smile, as if he had accomplished a great event.

"What are you whispering? No one is allowed to listen?" Yu Zijin leaned forward to inquire about the news, "Do you want to tell me secretly? No one knows."

Xuanbei leaned loosely on the back of the chair, a Yu Zijin was reflected in his dark eyes.

Yu Zijin thought: Xuanbei is really happy today.

"Tell me about it." He pushed Xuanbei resolutely, and climbed onto the wooden table two or three times like a monkey to sit.

"You don't understand the affairs of the court, why should you listen?" Xuan Bei looked at him with a half-smile, his dark eyes seemed to be shining.

Yu Zijin was dissatisfied, "Just talk about it."

Xuan Bei suddenly put away his smile, and said word by word: "Some things will only kill you if you know, do you really want to listen?"

"So Eunuch Yan won't listen?" Yu Zijin propped his hands on the edge of the table, rubbed his feet and threw away his shoes, and stepped on Xuanbei's lap with a smile, "I want to listen, so speak quickly."

Xuanbei didn't take a look for a long time.He cast his cold and dark eyes over, like throwing a piece of heavy iron, a silent threat.

In the silence, Yu Zijin shrank her neck, her fearless smile remained motionless on her face.

Xuanbei finally opened his mouth, "The case of cheating in the imperial examination will involve Gushara's subordinates. Although it is not enough to make him lose his hands and feet, at least it can restrain his hands and feet."

Yu Zijin really seemed to understand, he asked confusedly: "Then why are you angry? Xiao Jinzi said that you have scolded people a long time ago, and you scolded people very fiercely."

"Pretend to be." Xuan Bei had a smile on his lips, and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Make a show, so that we can deal with this matter strictly, and go all the way to investigate thoroughly before catching Gushara's handle. It's perfect."

Yu Zijin touched a little way, and laughed: "You are scheming, aren't you?"

Yu Zijin would also do this trick to plan people.

Yu Zijin looked at Xuanbei and thought of Gushara. In fact, he still didn't understand what the two brothers were fighting back and forth, insisting on death.He changed his subject and said, "Let me tell you, I was the one who caught a grasshopper, but was killed by the princess."

"And then?" Xuan Bei raised his eyebrows.

"Then I gave it to her. She didn't want it, and she chased me, trying to hit me." Yu Zijin looked around, saw a plate of pastries at the corner of the table, took one and stuffed it into his mouth, vaguely Qing continued to sue Daye, "She said I was a little fox, and that I was shameless. Do you think she scolded me? Eunuch Yan dared not answer me. But if she didn't scold me, they would dare to answer me. Said she wasn't scolding me."

"Who can play tricks on you?" Xuan Bei answered, then rolled his eyes, giving him a suggestive look.

Reluctantly, Yu Zijin took out a piece of pastry from the plate and stuffed it into Xuanbei's mouth, and asked, "Can I go out of the palace to play again? Xiao Jinzi said that there will be a sacrificial ceremony."

Xuanbei grasped the word Xiaojinzi sensitively, and said meaningfully: "You and Xiaojinzi really get along well."

"Xiao Jinzi said that the sacrifice ceremony is for fortune-telling, what if the calculation is not good?" Yu Zijin asked.

"If the calculation is not good." Xuan Bei pondered: "Then cut off the head of the national teacher."

Yu Zijin was taken aback for a moment, then giggled, "You just like to chop off heads."

Xuanbei was serious, "Being a king can always cut off his head."

Yu Zijin covered her stomach and bent over laughing.

At this time, he thought that being a great king really could do whatever he wanted, and he also thought that Xuanbei, the great king, was invulnerable.

Only later did he realize that, in this world, no matter the king, grandson or noble, they are all the same people.As a human being, there are love and hatred, knowing the warmth and happiness, there are things that cannot be done, and there are also weaknesses.

Everyone has weaknesses.

The author has something to say:

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Why do I also have a feeling that I am going to abuse?

not at all!No!

No bloody misunderstanding, no third party, nothing, this is a plain and warm article (look at my sincere eyes.jpg)

Still thank you little angels for your message hhhh bobo

In fact, this article feels quite...weak chicken_(:з」∠)_

But if you open a hole, you can't make a hole, fill it with soil, pull it up and fill it up

Let's sacrifice and do great things