On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

In the dead of night, a gap was quietly pushed open in the side hall of the ancestral hall, and a group of small shadows flashed in silently.

The inside is big and unreasonable, with the faint smell of incense lingering, and there are long golden strips hanging down one after another, with tassels attached to the bottom.A strand of night wind that fled in just now slipped playfully, curling up the ends and floating back and forth.

Yu Zijin walked around the empty side hall and came out from the side of the main hall.The first thing I saw was a tall and big golden Buddha statue, sitting cross-legged on a high platform.The two oval eyes are half-opened and half-closed, and half of the exposed pupils are pregnant with detachment, kindness and gentleness.But the faint smile on the corner of his mouth was somewhat cruel from a superior, and he didn't transmit the pain of ordinary people into his heart at all.

There are rows of tablets placed under the Buddha statues.

No matter how foreign the ancient emperors were when they were alive, once they died, there was only a bare tablet left, which was left here to put on a show.Maybe they still hope that this piety can be exchanged for the emperor of the underworld, so that they can continue their mighty domineering.

Xuanbei sat cross-legged, in front of him was a tablet of Buddha, and on the left and right were red candles, the light of the candles was dim, as if the mist had lifted Xuanbei's figure.

A lonely Xuanbei.

Yu Zijin tiptoed forward a few steps like a wild cat, pounced on him, put his arms around his neck impolitely, and asked lazily by his ear, "What are you doing?"

Xuanbei pulled him in front of him.

Yu Zijin rubbed her sleepy eyes, and complained a little dissatisfied: "I'm still sleepy, so someone woke me up."

When he fully opened his eyes, he suddenly shook his head with a serious face, took a good look at Xuanbei's whole person, and then opened his two arms to hug him.

"You want me to hug you so you don't let me have a good sleep. Don't you?" Yu Zijin asked with a smile, "Isn't it?"

"What's there to hug?" Xuanbei said without blinking his eyes and heartbeat, "It's clear that you insist on getting into your arms, and you still want to shirk it to others."

"You're lying." Yu Zijin let go of his hand, pouted and manipulated Xuanbei's two arms to rest on his waist, then leaned into his chest contentedly, and asked, "Are you afraid that you're going to catch fire again?" ?”

"Your Majesty is not afraid of anything."

Xuanbei denied it disdainfully, but stretched out his arms to hug Yu Zijin.Hugging so tightly, as if wishing to forcefully stick the two bodies together, Yu Zijin was a little out of breath.

——Obviously because of fear.

Yu Zijin thought cheerfully, but also wanted to laugh at Xuanbei, who dared not admit it to such a big man.

To be afraid is to be afraid, so why dare not admit it?

Yu Zijin's two soft and tender hands climbed up to his face, leaned close to him, touched the tip of his nose with the tip of his nose, and asked, "Do you want to kiss me again?"

His eyes seemed to be full of syrup.

Such a pair of sweet eyes seem to send all the joy, anger, sorrow and joy to your eyes with all sincerity, without reservation.Who can resist those eyes?

So Yu Zijin turned into a little fox who had succeeded in his treachery, and watched happily as Xuanbei pressed the back of his head and kissed him.The fresh and tender mouth was firmly held by the other two warm and sophisticated lips, as gentle as treating rare treasures.

Yu Zijin playfully stuck out the tip of her tongue and licked it, not wanting to poke a hornet's nest and attract a menacing invasion.The more masculine lips and tongue are hotter than fire, full of possessiveness, fierce and ruthless, as if they want to eat him alive.

Yu Zijin opened his eyes, and saw Xuanbei's dark eyes, which seemed to be filled with lust that he didn't quite understand.It can be compared to a sea. At first glance, it looks calm and calm, but after a little thought, one can predict the surging and tumbling storm below.Yu Zijin, who was not afraid of anything, suddenly knew that he was afraid. He closed his eyes obediently, and struggled a little to no avail. He couldn't escape the powerful palm behind his head.

Time seems to have stopped. Could it be that someone quietly grabbed its tail and dragged it slowly and long?

Yu Zijin thought in a daze: This fire is more powerful than the fire that burns the house, it is very hot!

He couldn't remember how long this suffocating kiss lasted, and finally he nestled in Xuanbei's arms out of breath, his eyes were foggy, and his fair face was stained with a little blush that seemed to be absent.

Yu Zijin touched his vaguely hot face, feeling a little strange.

"Why are you kissing like this?" He asked puzzledly, "Are you hungry?"

Otherwise, how could they kiss so viciously like a big white tiger biting a rabbit?How can there be such a method of starving relatives?

Xuanbei didn't answer, he leaned his head against Yu Zijin's neck, kissing Shun and sucking recklessly.

The atmosphere had changed, and Yu Zijin vaguely realized this.

He retreated a little from such excessive intimacy, as if his flesh and blood were going to be delayed.In that case, would he really be eaten up?

Yu Zijin brought up a topic casually, "Why did you pick off the head? Why did you pick off that person's head?"

Xuanbei remained silent.

"Why?" Yu Zijin pushed him, then reached out to pinch his waist.It's a pity that the meat there is so solid that it can't be pinched.

"Does he want me dead too?"

This question made Xuanbei stop.

"Who else wants your life? Who did you meet?" Xuanbei narrowed his eyes and looked at him squarely.

"Hmm..." Yu Zijin had an idea, "When I met Gushara, he still wanted to provoke me. He wished me a narrow escape next time, but it was a lie. I can see it."

There was a clear expression of 'it really is him' on Xuanbei's face.

——Actually, it wasn’t Gushara who set the fire.

Yu Zijin was secretly slandering, thinking without guilt at all: Anyway, Gu Xiala also wants to deal with Xuanbei, so it doesn't matter if there is another arson, right?

It doesn't matter.

Yu Zijin asked and answered by himself, and simply brushed it off.

"You still haven't said why you took off your head." Yu Zijin grabbed Xuanbei's hand, "Why?"

Xuanbei is also a mysterious style that does not reveal mountains or water.

"Say it quickly." Yu Zijin persecuted Xuanbei happily.

Xuanbei couldn't compare to him, so he asked instead: "Do you remember what he said?"

"It's unlucky when it's on fire?" Yu Zijin rolled his eyes.

"Whose house is that?"

"its me."

"Who is that unlucky?"

Yu Zijin reacted for a while, then pointed to himself curiously and asked, "Me?"

Xuanbei silently affirmed it.

"What will happen if you are unlucky?" Yu Zijin asked: "What is unlucky? Is auspicious good? What's the use?"

Yu Zijin had never heard of such a thing as auspicious or unlucky.

"It's just nonsense." Xuanbei frowned, and said with disgust: "But some people love to believe these things if they are not successful enough, and if they put it on it, then they don't have to resent themselves for being useless."

"Then I'm unlucky, are they going to kill me?" Yu Zijin pouted, "I don't want to die, I haven't lived enough. This is my life, how can they want me to die?"

Yu Zijin paused suddenly, realizing that Xuanbei had the ability to tell people whether to live or die.He widened his eyes and reiterated solemnly: "You can't tell me to die, I won't listen to you."

Xuanbei squeezed his hand, "Where have you heard of me?"

All right.

This casual sentence is essentially a response, and the meaning inside it is: how can I tell you to die?Will not.

Yu Zijin laughed heartlessly: "I'll tell you a secret."

"Huh?" Xuanbei was already used to Yu Zijin's incoherent words, so he didn't bother to refute his enthusiasm.Yu Zijin just couldn't sit still, if he was not allowed to move his hands and feet, he had to keep his mouth open and chatter non-stop.You have to let him take a step and let him move around freely.

"I also hurt someone to death." Yu Zijin recalled: "It's a sister of the prime minister's mansion. She looks very good-looking, and her two braids are long, as long as half a person. But people are weird, sometimes He would take some leftover food from the kitchen and give it to me, and sometimes he would swear at people. Swearing at people is very powerful, very powerful, but also unpleasant."

"En." Xuan Beiquan responded to him so that he could continue talking.

Yu Zijin said again: "One time she was punished by her brother's mother. She had a good talk with me, but she said she would take me to eat cakes, but she pushed me into the lake on the way. It was cold at that time , but it’s cold, I can swim in a moment, and I climbed up with a thump.”

"and after?"

"After thinking about it, I felt uncomfortable." Yu Zijin sniffed, "There is a very big dog in the backyard, very fierce. I usually give it half of what I have to eat, and it is alive. .I didn’t give it any steamed buns for several days, and that sister would be killed by it when she came to the small yard again.”

When he said this, Yu Zijin didn't have a trace of gloom on his body, revealing his natural cruelty.

"The dog bit her, and one leg was broken by the servant. When I went to see it at night, it wanted to bite me too, almost biting off my hand, so I refused to feed it. Not long after, it also died."

This is how Yu Zijin survived.

He propped up his body decently, knelt down, hugged Xuanbei like an octopus, and patted his head, "Look, no one can hurt me. I'm not afraid of others hurting me at all, nor You kill people, don't you?"

——Yu Zijin reached out to pat the emperor's head after all.

Xuanbei thought expressionlessly.

"I'm sleepy." Yu Zijin yawned, "Can I sleep without a bed?"

"No." Xuanbei pulled him down, "Just sleep like this."

Yu Zijin twisted around like a bug, and finally found a comfortable position.He sat sideways, leaning against Xuanbei's body, pinching the clothes around Xuanbei's waist with one hand and sleeping soundly.

thump.thump.Xuanbei's heartbeat was close to his ears.

Yu Zijin took care of himself to have a good night's sleep.

Xuanbei stayed up all night, and it wasn't until the beginning of the day when a little light exploded that he realized slowly: So Yu Zijin was one step ahead of him.He had seen one step ahead of the panic when he heard the noise outside, and the undeniable panic that spread from his heart when he stared at the fire.

Fortunately, he was prepared and sent people to follow Yu Zijin around, otherwise, who knows if he can escape this encounter?

Who knows if there is a living Yu Zijin in this day?

Yu Zijin was still trying to comfort him, trying to tell him: It's nothing if you pick off people's heads, I'm not afraid of you.You can't take my head off anyway.Nobody wants to covet my head, it just grows like this.

——Yu Zijin, Yu Zijin.

Xuanbei wanted to laugh a little, but he couldn't make a smile out of it.

This is a really clever little thing.

The little thing lay in his arms, smashed and smashed his mouth, hummed and moved twice.

The author has something to say:

How do i feel

At the beginning, I wanted to write that everyone is a good person.

In the end, everyone becomes good or bad

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