On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

In the early summer of May, the weather gradually became dry and hot.

In the past few days, the sun has been shining outside, and there is a fireball at the beginning of the round.Yu Zijin, who always loves to play and run around, looks like his bones have been sunburned. He would rather lie on the bed all day long and read comic books, and roll around randomly if he is bored.

It's different today.

The genius was bright, and Yu Zijin was already putting on shoes and socks under the service of the little eunuch.

Just now the imperial concubine reprimanded others, to the effect that she realized that the harem was too empty, so she gathered a few concubines to chat about the old days.

Yu Zijin was not among the concubines at all.

The reason for bringing Shangyu Zijin along is that this gathering focuses on sharing anecdotes about everyone’s hometown, and everyone will specially bring food and toys from their hometown to share.The second is that one of them, Jieyu, will bring a white parrot.This parrot is intelligent and has a strong ability to steal people's speech. It is Jieyu's favorite and rarely shows up.

Yu Zijin is also interested in this food and plaything, and is even more interested in parrots.Only then abruptly suppressed the sleepiness and got up, dressed and washed to leave.

"who are you?"

On the way, he suddenly asked the little eunuch next to him, "Where is Xiao Jinzi? Has he been lazy?"

"Return to little master." The little eunuch lowered his head, and replied in a low voice: "Little Jin is not feeling well today, so let the slave take care of him."

Yu Zijin muttered dissatisfiedly, "He's just being lazy. He was fine yesterday, but he definitely doesn't want to play with me today, so he doesn't want to be fit."

The little eunuch didn't answer, just kept staring at the ground, as if he could see the flowers blooming on the road.

Today is cloudy.

The cold gray sky is dull and opaque.A few clusters of meandering clouds hung on with difficulty, like a tired donkey, willing to move for a while.The brilliance of everything in the world is covered with this layer of dull color, red is not enough, green is not good, it seems that the vitality has been greatly reduced.

There should be bright and crisp bird calls on weekdays.Not this time either.

Yu Zijin looked at the dreary weather, which was about to rain or not, and walked slowly with both legs.

"Please hurry up, little master." The little eunuch urged: "It's not good to be late."

Yu Zijin ignored him and did not change his sloppy pace.

"Please hurry up, little master." The little eunuch kept his head buried, but couldn't help emphasizing: "It will be bad if you miss the hour."

Even so, Yu Zijin still took half an hour to arrive at the Huxin Pavilion.

There were five glamorous beauties sitting around.Among them, the most eye-catching ones are two people.

One is a graceful infant imperial concubine, with a dignified temperament and a seldom common vulgarity.She has dull eyes and an unattractive sick complexion, somewhat unbearable in her dark blue clothes.

The other one is Huashanna, with a big belly, one hand behind her waist, and her eyes are like flames.

The two are so beautiful that they are so incompatible, it is really weird to make do together.

"Yu Erlang is here."

Concubine Ying was the first to notice Yu Zijin's arrival, and smiled at him.

The last time the two met was before the sacrificial ceremony.

At that time, Yu Zijin saw that the imperial concubine was only focused on talking to Princess Xi Le, without a single look on him, and thought it meant that she was never talking to him again.

I don't want to see a gentle smiling face today.

Not only that.

Surprisingly, although the attitudes of the other concubines were not warm, Tongyi did not show any face to Yu Zijin.

Even the most contemptuous Huashanna glanced at him lightly, raised her chin haughtily, and turned her eyes elsewhere.He didn't speak out against him, and he didn't use the usual etiquette as an excuse to embarrass Yu Zijin.

Yu Zijin is a gold wire birdcage placed in the center at a glance, with emerald fake branches inside.The chassis is carved, and the combination of red, yellow and green is bright and festive.

A green parrot was standing on the branch with vigor and vigor, its head was twisting around alertly, as if it was inquiring about the situation.Its beak is cherry red and tightly closed.

"That's why it can talk?" Yu Zijin asked curiously, her eyes sparkling.

"It's it." Concubine Ying said with a faint smile, "This is Wu Jieyu's precious green dress. She usually hides it and doesn't like to show it to others. It's rare and generous today, so I'm willing to let my sisters feel full." Blessed eyes."

Wu Jieyu waved her slender fingers like orchids, and replied with a smile on her face: "Oh, what are you talking about? But a mere parrot can't be on the stage, so my sister never dared to show it, for fear of revealing it. I'm petty. Today I'm going to talk about my hometown, and it just so happens that my family is good at making parrots, and the green clothes are the overlords of all small and medium, so I brought it here without shame."

Yu Zijin noticed that the women did not become harmonious because of a party, but every sentence was thorny.

But it's none of his business, he won't listen to their courteous words that are difficult to distinguish between true and false.

He raised up a finger, found the hollow space of the two filaments, stuck it in, and poked the parrot's beak.

"Bold! Bold!" The parrot made a baby-like voice, slightly vague.

Seeing the parrot flapping its wings and moving to the other side, Yu Zijin touched its little head in another place.

"Bold! Hit the board! Hit the board!" cried the parrot.

"Yo Yo Yo, look." A woman laughed and said, "Humanity is up to you. As expected of Wu Jieyu's little pet, she has the ability to beat people up."

Huashanna snorted softly, "It's not surprising. It seems that I'm not the only one who wants to hit the board, even a parrot knows not to be close to Humei."

Hua Shanna further twisted the momentum of confrontation and aimed at Yu Zijin.

"I want to take it out to play." Yu Zijin, who has become the enemy of everyone, hangs on the parrot with all his heart, and asks softly, "Can I take it out to play with?"

"It has a very sharp mouth, and its ability to ridicule people is unmatched. If you ask it to come out, it is the same as letting the tiger go back to the mountain." Wu Jieyu blurted out and evaded.

After finishing speaking, he raised his eyes to look at Concubine Ying.

As if to get some lessons.

She frowned, hesitated for a moment, waved her hands reluctantly, and said with a dry smile: "But you can take it out if you want to play with it. As long as you pay attention, don't quarrel with it."

Yu Zijin didn't care about the accident, happily opened the round delicate door, and grabbed the parrot out with one hand.

"Hey, oh, don't grab it." Wu Jieyu panicked, and couldn't help but sternly said, "Let go of it, and it will fly away from you. If you grab it like this, you will rub off the feathers carefully." It hurts."

Yu Zijin let go of his hand again.

Sure enough, the parrot didn't run away, and flew around the lake pavilion and landed on Yu Zijin's hand, opening its mouth and saying, "Fish! Fish! Fish!"

"It's okay, it's just a bird." The noble concubine gave Wu Jieyu a meaningful look, "My younger sister and I entered the palace together, so you need to temper your temper and calm down. Don't make such a fuss. "

"What my sister said is true." Wu Jieyu forced a false smile, and then said: "Look at this bad boy, he only cares about fish. I usually take him out for a walk when I have nothing to do. Every time I come back to the lake Xinting is also ready to feed the fish. It seems that this matter has been kept in mind, and I am afraid that if I don’t feed the fish, it will scream endlessly.”

Sure enough, the green clothes shook his head, and the fish and fish kept chattering.

Wu Jieyu took out a sachet from her sleeve and opened it, "Look, this is food for fish."

"Do you want to feed the fish?" Yu Zijin patted the parrot's head with a giggle.

"Fish! Feed the fish! Feed the fish!"

The parrot flew back and forth, flapping its wings impatiently, and flew out of the pavilion and landed on the side of the long road.

Wu Jieyu said: "It is spoiled, so it likes to play there. When the concubine is feeding the fish, the koi in the pond will show up to eat, and it will take the opportunity to peck the fish. I don't know where it is naughty." Temperament, like a child."

"Very elf."

The noble concubine smiled sincerely, "I've never seen this scene before, why don't you join in the fun too."

"Sisters have been sitting for a long time, it's good to get up and walk around." Several other women patted their clothes and stood up.

Huashanna didn't move, she just curled her lips, "What's the point of this? You just go, I'm too lazy to move."

"Sisters just go together." The imperial concubine shook her head: "How about leaving you alone?"

Yu Zijin saw that they were able to shirk for a while even if they didn't go, took the sachet by himself, and ran towards the parrot.

He squatted beside the green clothes, first grabbed a handful of fish feed and threw it in front of it.

The parrot raised its head high and only called: "Hey fish!"

"You ordered me?" Yu Zijin's face was filled with joy, so imitating Xuanbei's appearance, he said majesticly: "You are so bold! Be careful, I will take your head off!"

The parrot stretched its neck, blinked its round eyes, and called again: "Bold! Feed the fish! Be bold!"

"You are bold." Yu Zijin stuck out her tongue at it.

Yu Zijin can also have fun just talking to the parrot.

"Feed the fish, feed the fish." He sat down, grabbed the fish feed and threw it on his head.

Tiny fish feeders fell from mid-air one after another, touching the clean lake water and causing circles of ripples.Not long after, red and yellow koi came rushing from all directions, vying for each other and huddling together.

Yu Zijin had a great time playing, maliciously throwing fish feeders from far to near, left to right, as if leading fish in circles.

The first few concubines came over without haste, stood behind Yu Zijin, pointed to the biggest koi and said, "Look, that one is as big as the two fish in the imperial dining room."

"The biggest fish attracts the most attention." One person said with a half-smile, "Big size is not necessarily a good thing."

"The bigger the better, the more the fish will be left alone." Wu Jieyu's eyes flashed dark, and said in a low voice: "It attracts other fish to besiege. Even if the big is against the small, I'm afraid it will be close to death."

The voice was soft, but powerful, as if it meant something.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Concubine Ying smiled, "This koi reflects good luck. Concubine Hua is pregnant with a dragon, so she should come and take a closer look. Maybe a dragon will be born, then It’s the blessing of three lives.”

Hua Shanna was standing in the middle of the road.

She rolled her eyes excitedly, but with a look of disdain on her face, she smoothed her hair into a bun and said proudly: "What's the point of this? It's destined to be a man or a woman, as long as you can give birth to an heir for the king. That's enough. I don't expect to have a fat son."

The words are smooth, but the tone is not that kind of thing, on the contrary, he is proud of having given birth to a little prince.

Wu Jieyu snorted as if nothing.

"That's all." The concubine didn't force it, she just said, "Since Concubine Hua doesn't like to watch fish, that's fine, at least Yu Erlang enjoys it."

Yu Zijin does not participate in their secret political struggle.

He was kicking his legs and sitting by the pool, turning his head and asking the parrot, "Why don't you peck the fish?"

The parrot tilted its head ignorantly.

"Don't you like to peck fish?" Yu Zijin tilted his head, then turned to ask Wu Jieyu, "Why doesn't it peck fish?"

His exquisite facial features are reflected in the eyes of everyone.This androgynous face strangely blends charm and innocence, and his eyes are clear and energetic, as if he does not take any suffering and insidiousness in the world into his eyes.

Whether it is the eyebrows or the heart, they are completely different from the women in the harem.

They glanced at it, and before they had time to be jealous, they suddenly realized why someone like Xuanbei would only favor one person so much.

Looking at it for the second time, the bright eyes and white teeth seemed to be secretly hiding a trace of monster, it was a monster that captivated people's hearts.

Ladies, you and I looked at each other, and we stood in the same line again without a sound.

Yu Zijin still doesn't know.

"Is it? It doesn't peck fish?"

Wu Jieyu took two steps closer and put her hand on Yu Zijin's shoulder.

A cold light flashed on her face, and she suddenly laughed softly: "Since it won't go, why not—"

"Are you going to play in the pool?"

Caught off guard, the hand slammed hard.

The next moment, Yu Zijin's whole body fell into the water, causing thousands of water splashes with a splash.

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