On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

As always, the group of four gathered around the fence and looked at the white tiger.

In a blink of an eye, the three little milk tigers grew into majestic big tigers, with smooth hair, strong limbs, and extremely sharp teeth in their mouths, as if they could crush a person into pieces.

If the fence hadn't been heightened and denser, maybe they would rush up and eat them alive one by one.

Dora Zhuomala stared at them eagerly, just like a man who has been hungry for ten days and nights looks at steamed buns.

She uttered a few strange names, as if she was calling Baihu.It's a pity that after calling over and over dozens of times, the three forest kings were as proud as peacocks, and they didn't even glance at them.

"You go further."

Yu Zijin pulled the little milk boy away.

The little milk boy staggered back, swinging his white fat arms, clasped his arms around the fence, and smiled foolishly at the tiger.The eyes turned into thin slits.

"Go far away! The big bug will eat you!"

Yu Zijin pushed him away again.

"Yeah ah~"

The little milk boy was just playing around, Pidiandian ran over again.The pure eyes were full of anticipation, just waiting for Yu Zijin to take him away again.

Yu Zijin snorted, leaving this kid alone.

He inadvertently noticed that Dora Zhuoma's face was as green as a dish, and she was sitting with her knees hugged with tears in her eyes, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with you?"

He proclaimed himself the King of Children, and his jurisdiction was limited between Little Naiwazi, Xiao Jinzi and Dora Zhuomala.Whenever there is something wrong with one of them, he is always obliged to take care of it.

Dora Zhuomala held back her tears and said awkwardly, "No, nothing."

Seeing them getting together, the little milk boy didn't want to stop the excitement, he hurried over regardless of Sanqi 21, stumbled with his left foot on the road, and fell to the ground with his right foot.

Instead of crying, he clapped his hands and stood up, screaming and jumping on Yu Zijin.

Yu Zijin spanked him, and then asked: "Are you homesick? Yesterday Xuanbei said that the war was over and Duorami went home. Do you want to go back too?"

Yu Zijin has no heart, and he never thinks through his words before touching such hurtful words carelessly.

Dora Zhuomala's eyes were full of tears at once, and she shrank in them aggrievedly, unable to shed them.

She sniffed and shook her head.

"Speak up." Yu Zijin scratched his face, "If you don't tell me, where can I find out why you are unhappy? Then how can I help you?"

Dora Zhuomala choked for a while, then said intermittently: "No, nothing. I'm not homesick."

"Then why are you crying?"

"I miss Dolma..."

Dolma Dolma, does that sound familiar?

Yu Zijin had to ask: "Who is Dolma?"

Dora Zhuomala had to be asked before hesitating to answer, "It's my companion beast... She grew up with me since childhood."

Oh--

Yu Zijin remembered that Zhuo Ma was the mother of the three white tigers.No wonder Dora Dolma felt hurt and missed Dolma who was thousands of miles away.

"Yah~"

The little milk boy stretched out his soft and warm fingers to pinch Yu Zijin's face, beckoning him to play with him.

"Where is Zhuoma now?" Yu Zijin was talking to Zhuomala, while holding the hand of the little baby who didn't know the misery in the world.He rolled his eyes and turned his pearly whites, pretending to have a ferocious expression.Unexpectedly, it didn't frighten the little milk baby at all, but made him laugh out loud.

Yu Zijin poked his nose, "You're a little fool."

Seeing them playing around, Zhuomala seemed to be in a much better mood, and her complexion gradually brightened.The corners of the drooping mouth pulled back reluctantly, revealing an awkward look between crying and laughing.

"I don't know where Zhuo Ma is." Zhuo Ma pulled the grass, turned her head and stared at the white tiger again, and said softly, "It must have been hidden by the emperor. The emperor said at that time that he wanted me to come to Ye Kingdom alive to make peace, otherwise Zhuo Ma would be killed." Ma."

"Dorami?"

"No, it's not. It's another imperial brother."

Zhuomala wiped her eyes, put the tip of her chin between her knees, and said sullenly: "Brother Huang also chopped off her tail. I don't know if she is well."

As if feeling something, Xiao Jinzi who was standing aside sighed, "Before the servant entered the palace, there was also a big wolf dog in the house. That dog is very smart. It can sit and jump, and do whatever it says. It's been a long time."

The atmosphere suddenly sank, like iron.

"Don't cry." Yu Zijin grabbed the little milk baby's arms and gestured twice as if dancing, and said in a brisk tone: "Just learn from him, idiot, he knows how to run behind my ass all day long."

Seeing everyone staring at him, the little milk boy suddenly turned his black eyeballs to the bridge of his nose, revealing a large white of the eyes.

"Look, he's trying to make you laugh."

Yu Zijin pinched his little fat face.Good slippery touch.He couldn't help pinching again, leaving a red mark.

"Don't pinch him..." Zhuomala carefully rubbed the little baby's face.

The little milk boy didn't know what it was like to be sad, and giggled, stretching out her hand to pinch Zhuomala like a model.

Xiao Jinzi snickered, "This little master plays around with the little master every day, and sooner or later he will become the second best monkey."

"Okay! You speak ill of me."

Yu Zijin got up suddenly, hooked Xiao Jinzi's neck, and threatened, "I'm going to strangle your head off!"

Xiao Jinzi laughed and begged for mercy: "Master, please forgive me, please forgive me, my head is off."

Not to be outdone, the little milk boy rushed over staggeringly, hugged Xiao Jinzi's leg, opened his mouth and bit down.

"Don't fight." Zhuomala, a weak woman, stared blankly, trying to pull them away, but she couldn't do anything.

It took a while to play around before they stopped. Everyone was out of breath, and simply fell down on the grass and looked directly at the sky.

The sky was blue and clear, vast and boundless.

The endless white clouds have myriad shapes, hanging gracefully and leisurely above them, erratic.Occasionally, birds pass through the clouds, as if crashing into a layer of hazy fog, and dragging long cloud tails when they come out.

During the hot summer, the sun is strong, drying people, and making people feel sleepy, and the eyelids can't help falling down.

"I remember now." Yu Zijin called out and sat up, "When I return to the palace, I brought back a lot of beautiful lanterns for you. There are rabbits and tigers for Zhuomala..."

He pointed to the little milk baby, "You didn't."

"Yeah?" The little milk boy chewed his fingers, rolled around and slowly got up, his clothes were messy and his head was covered with green grass.

Yu Zijin scribbled for the little milk baby's clothes, then waved and said, "Let's go get the lantern."

The four of them chased each other and went to Yu Zijin's residence.

Yu Zijin was granted the title of beauty, and assigned a residence according to the rules.There is also a fixed month every month, and you can receive a corresponding amount of chicken, duck and fish every day.

However, Yu Zi is nothing but Yu Zijin is extraordinary, only accompanying Xuan Bei.

Interesting to say, it was also the first time for him to walk into this yard, so he might as well be the little milk boy who has lived here with Dongsheng for three to five days.

The little milk boy rushed to the main house familiarly, leaned on the door, raised his legs and took the lead across the high threshold.

Yu Zijin followed in, looked around, "Where is Sister Dongsheng?"

There was only one court lady in light blue clothes, who was unfamiliar.I don't see Dongsheng.

"I've seen the beauty." The maid bowed respectfully, "A few days ago, the king sent someone to ask sister Dongsheng to prepare more sweet-scented osmanthus cakes. She said she was a beauty and you just thought about it. It just so happens that sister Dongsheng finished cleaning the courtyard today. , I have time to make pastries in the small kitchen myself."

No one can tell what kind of situation Dongsheng is in the palace.

She is a civilian girl, neither has the position of a court lady, nor is she favored by the emperor.Moreover, Dongsheng conducts himself properly, neither humble nor arrogant nor cowardly in front of the emperor.Yu Zijin still called Dongsheng's elder sister, but the court lady mentioned Dongsheng with natural respect, and regarded her more or less as a half-master.

Yu Zijin happily said to her little friend that she had a good meal today, and then ordered: "Then ask sister Dongsheng, where did she put the lantern I brought back to the palace?"

"Here."

"There are still more." Yu Zijin shouted again: "Let Sister Dongsheng make pastries faster!"

"Ah, ah, ah!" The little milk boy made do with a rush.

The palace lady took the order and went, but after a while, two plates of snacks were brought.

"Sister Dongsheng just made a few pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, so I ordered my maidservant to bring them to satisfy the beauty's hunger first." The maid seemed to have a thoughtful mind, and deliberately put the sweet-scented osmanthus cakes by Yu Zijin's hand.Another plate of pink and tender rose crisps is placed in the center of the round table.

Zhuomala was timid and delicate, she nodded shyly to the maid, and smiled slightly.

Yu Zijin picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and was about to throw it into his mouth.

The little milk baby lying on his lap immediately yelled twice, staring at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake greedily.Both hands were flailing to grab and take it, but it was too long to reach it.

"Don't try to grab my food." Yu Zijin stuck out her tongue, pretending to open her mouth wide, and moved the sweet-scented osmanthus cake closer.

"Yeah ah!"

The little milk baby's mouth shrunk, and his eyes drooped, like a poor little milk dog.

Looking at the remaining three or four pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and the little milkman's mouth, he hesitated back and forth.

"No—" the palace maid stopped in panic.

However, the little milk boy moved his mouth with lightning speed and swallowed it all at once.He licked the skin of his mouth with unsatisfied desire, and then opened his mouth wide.Head straight to the pastry.

"This—" the palace maid froze for a moment, seeing that everyone was looking at her at the same time, she faltered and said: "This little master... I'm afraid I can't eat cakes. The queen mother sent someone to deliver meals three times a day, and told the servants not to allow it." You fed him food without permission. Beauty, you should stop feeding him pastries, in case of a stomachache, the Queen Mother will not hold him accountable."

Yu Zijin didn't pay attention to the queen mother, he shook his hand and said to the little baby: "Do you want to eat?"

The little milk baby naturally wanted to eat, and nodded repeatedly.

"It's what you want to eat." Yu Zijin ignored the maid's nervous expression and stuffed another piece of pastry into his mouth.

The little milk boy not only swallowed it in one gulp, but also bit Yu Zijin's hand with little force.

"Greedy ghost. You grow up to be a gluttonous ghost." Yu Zijin pinched his face and rescued his fingers.

Yu Zijin turned her head and saw Dora Zhuomala carefully placed her palms on her lap, as if she was afraid that one movement would damage here and there.

With a second thought, he rolled out the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and said, "If you want to eat it, I'll give you a piece too."

Dora Zhuomala waved her hand, "No, no, I don't want to eat."

"Then you eat rose cakes?" Yu Zijin said again: "Xiao Jinzi, sit down too."

Xiao Jinzi lowered his head and declined with a humble expression: "I dare not."

——Little rogue little Jinzi is pretending to be honest because there are outsiders around.

Yu Zijin and Zhuomala looked at each other, tacit understanding.

Yu Zijin immediately drove the court lady out on the pretext of looking for a lantern.

I don't know if this court lady took any advantage from the Empress Dowager Ru. When she left, she was worried, looking at both Yu Zijin and the little baby boy, as if she was afraid that Yu Zijin would turn into a bad spirit and eat up the baby in the blink of an eye.

After the person left, under Yu Zijin's repeated orders, Xiao Jinzi put away his dullness and put his butt on the stool.

He took a piece of pastry from Yu Zijin, holding it under his head with one hand, took a small bite, and happily narrowed his black bean-like eyes.

"The rose cake is really delicious. This servant has seen it hundreds of times, and this is the first time I have the honor to taste it. Thanks to your kindness, little master." He said vaguely: "Small master, do you want the wooden guard to taste it too?" ?”

"Ignore him." Seeing that Xiao Jinzi was eating with gusto, Yu Zijin also dropped his beloved sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and involuntarily chose a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and put it into his mouth, chewing and saying, "I haven't seen it since I fell into the water." Mu Mu, he hasn't come out to see me for so long. I won't play with him anymore, I will only play with you two."

"I'll bring you one more." Yu Zijin scratched the little baby's half-short hair.

Xiao Jinzi was thoughtful, "Could it be that the wood protector is not good enough, so the king transferred him away?"

"I don't know." Yu Zijin shook his head, "I'll ask Xuanbei."

He finally picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and when he was about to gnaw it down, the little milk boy next to him who was holding the edge of the table with both hands suddenly yelled, and his whole fat body fell down heavily as if his legs were losing strength.The back of the head hit the ground.

Yu Zijin was startled, and the pastry fell to the ground.He also complained about him: "You little fool no matter how you stand—"

If you take a closer look, you will find that something is wrong.

The little milk boy covered his stomach and couldn't stop rolling on the ground.Her lips were gray, her eyes were foggy, tears were streaming down her cheeks, and she kept wailing from her throat.

"What, what's the matter?" Zhuoma stood up awkwardly, and trotted to hug the little milk baby.

Yu Zijin blinked blankly, touched his face, and asked hesitantly, "Did he get sick from the sweet-scented osmanthus cake?"

"I'm going to find someone to have a look!" Xiao Jinzi was also young and had never seen such a situation.Suddenly, he felt that he had caused a catastrophe, and he was about to run away.

The little baby boy cried loudly, crying hard, as if from the bottom of his heart.His brows and eyes were wrinkled, and his face was flushed red.The two little hands were softly fisted and waved weakly.

Just as Xiao Jinzi took two steps, a person fell through the opened window.

The wooden guard in light green clothes put down his sword, opened the eyelids of the little milk boy without saying a word, and pressed his fingers on his wrist for a moment——

"What's wrong with him? Did he have a stomachache?" Yu Zijin held his breath in panic, sweating from his palms.

Mu Mu raised his eyelids, Furu Mu Wubo's pupils showed neither joy nor sadness.

"He was poisoned."

He said so.

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Thanks to the little angel 'Lan Wangji' for throwing thunder~ Boboji