On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

"Ge Ying!"

Yu Zijin's mouth was full of anger, and he stared at Ge Ying who was crawling around on the bed with his hands on his hips, and threatened him with a fierce and ugly black face, "If you don't drink your medicine properly, bad people will come to catch you !"

"Eh-"

Ge Ying got a head out of the messy blanket, and covered it up again like playing hide-and-seek.

At this moment, a voice came out from the door and asked, "I wonder if the beauty is free?"

"Not empty, not empty."

Yu Zijin was furious, and replied impatiently without looking back, "I'm busy, don't call me while you go."

He was busy intimidating and luring Ge Ying to drink the concoction that had been tormenting for two hours obediently.The imperial physician said that Ge Ying's blindness was mostly due to residual poison in his body.This medicine is really good, it is specially designed to detoxify, and maybe drinking it for ten days and half a month can cure Ge Ying's eyes.

Yu Zijin didn't know how Dongsheng subdued Ge Ying to drink medicine on weekdays.He didn't think it was difficult at first, he took a bowl of dark medicine and tested it, he slapped the table straight and said to Ge Ying: "Come here for me."drink medicine.

Then Ge Ying ran all over the room, and she was determined not to cry when she was caught crying in her arms. She just laughed and moved her hands and feet restlessly, almost overturning the medicine.Another thing is to clench the two rows of small white teeth tightly, not to open your mouth when you say anything, and to resist with all your heart and eyes.Yu Zijin let go, and he clattered back onto the bed, rolling up the quilt layer by layer as if deceiving himself, as if he could prevent Yu Zijin from seeing him.

Poppy serves someone once every 800 years, and she considers it a blessing from Ge Ying's little milk baby's previous life.Who knows that this kid is not easy to fool, his teeth itch with anger.

If it weren't for Ge Ying's serious illness, and the soft smile on his face that made people love her, Yu Zijin might have taught her a lesson.

"Come out!"

Yu Zijin said harshly, "I'll count one, two, three, if you don't come out, you'll be a puppy!"

"one--"

Ge Ying sat up, blinking her eyes, pretending to be cute compared to Yu Zijin.

Feng Shui takes turns, and Yu Zijin, who has always been well-behaved, finally realized how naughty this well-behaved, pretending to be ignorant is.

"two--"

"Yeah, yip." Ge Ying seemed to see a joke, and was anxious to help him count to three.

"three!"

Yu Zijin jumped onto the bed, yelled, grabbed Ge Ying and scratched his neck and armpits.

Ge Ying giggled and twisted all over, trying to avoid the attack.

"Little thief, take your life!" Yu Zijin held his ankle firmly, and scratched his foot in one breath.

Ge Ying laughed until tears fell, and she laughed desperately.

The outsider seemed to tell the two of them to fight briskly, and the tone softened a bit, and asked again: "I wonder if the beauty is free now?"

"No time, why are you—" You don't know what's interesting at all?

Yu Zijin sensed something was wrong before he finished speaking.

He quickly turned his head to look.

There was no one outside the door.

——It's strange, someone is clearly talking, and the deep voice is still similar to Xuan Bei.

Yu Zijin turned around again, and asked furtively, "Little fool, did you hear someone talking?"

The little fool blinked, "Yeah——"

"I'll take a look."

Yu Zijin put his finger in front of his mouth to signal him not to make a noise, and walked around to the door silently, looking around.

"I knew it was you!"

Yu Zijin grinned, grabbed Xuanbei and patted him a few times, "Why are you hiding here? Are you trying to scare me? You bad Xuanbei!"

Xuan Bei opened his palms and let him play around, while smiling lightly, he said: "Someone said good things to me a few days ago, but now they turn their backs and deny them. As expected, only women and villains are difficult to raise."

"You are the villain." Yu Zijin hummed, and carefully looked into Xuanbei's eyes, and found that he was dressed in an unusual way, and his hair was tied up to show a bit of heroism.

This is the dress of men outside the palace.

Yu Zijin's eyeballs rolled around, and he asked knowingly: "Why are you dressed like this? Where are you going?"

Xuanbei pinched his chin and pretended to think for a while, then looked down at his clothes, suddenly realized: "It's better to go out of the palace for a walk."

——Out of the palace to play!

Yu Zijin almost jumped up.But he is a hot-tempered beauty, so he has to hold back his joy forcibly, and is going to wait for Xuanbei to ask him again, and there will be no time.

Xuan Bei asked as if he understood his intentions: "I don't know if the beauty will have time?"

"Um……"

With difficulty, Yu Zijin suppressed the corners of his mouth that wanted to curl up secretly, and put on a hesitant look.

"I still need to feed Ge Ying medicine. I don't have time."

Yu Zijin complained like pouring bitter water, "He is not obedient at all, he runs around and refuses to take a sip for a long time. He will piss me off!"

Xuanbei made a move: "Let the nurse coax him away."

Yu Zijin glanced at the sky, then pouted again, "It's too hot, what should I do if I can't walk?"

"Then take the sedan chair."

"The sedan chair needs to be carried, so how hot they are." It was the first time in Yu Zijin's life that he was so understanding.

Xuanbei is as good as he is, "Does the beauty have a good idea?"

Yu Zijin opened his hands, and said confidently: "Won't you hug me?"

Xuanbei picked him up, staggered for a while, and said again and again: "I can't hold him anymore, it's too heavy, it's too heavy. I'm afraid it will crush people if he can't get out of this palace."

Seeing the playfulness in his eyes, Yu Zijin coquettishly wanted to pinch his neck, "You're the one who is too heavy, the one who is really too heavy. I won't play with you anymore! I'll go and talk to Ge Ying, we Go out to play."

Yu Zijin jumped down nimbly like a monkey, ran to talk to Ge Ying, who was flat-mouthed, and then told the nanny to feed the medicine with great posture, and then rushed out like a gust of wind.

"Let's go, let's go." The playful Yu Zijin clapped his hands boldly, pulling Xuanbei to leave.

"What's outside today? Lanterns?" Yu Zijin asked expectantly.

Xuan Beiping doesn't go out of the palace often, but whenever he goes out, he must have a plan.Yu Zijin thought that today was another fun festival, so he went to join in the fun.

"Go to the General's Mansion today." Xuanbei replied.

"Du Ming?" Yu Zijin turned his head and asked, "He's back?"

"Arrived in Shangjing yesterday." Xuanbei looked happy and relaxed, "He returned triumphantly, and according to the etiquette, he should give a banquet to celebrate. You all know that this person is incomprehensible, and he doesn't like the compliments you come and go. Yes. But if you have to celebrate, you have to celebrate. If you don’t like banquets in the palace, then find him around to celebrate.”

Yu Zijin pursed her lips, most of her enthusiasm was lost, and her bouncing body suddenly became mature, and she stepped steadily step by step.

"You guys want to drink and talk together, don't you? Then I don't want to go. He likes my brother. He used to give my brother a piece of yellow worm skin, jade pendant, everything. He doesn't like me very much."

"But it doesn't matter, I don't like him much either."

Yu Zijin changed his mind, smiled so much that his eyes turned into crescents, and asked softly: "He still has a big worm skin at home, can you ask him to give it to me?"

Look, you've never changed your mind, and you're coveting other people's good things again.

Xuanbei suspects that no matter how many good things there are in the world, they can't change Yu Zijin's bad habit of holding a bowl and thinking about the pot.

He pinched Yu Zijin's cheek—as if Yu Zijin couldn't help but pinch when he was idle and looked at Gemin's likability and slap—he said angrily and funnyly: "Otherwise, you can take the opportunity to go." Go around the General's Mansion, and bring back all the good ones you see?"

Yu Zijin nodded hurriedly, "Okay, okay."

"Du Ming is very stingy." Xuan Bei said, "It's not an easy task to get good things from him."

Yu Zijin didn't believe it, "You are the king, you can order him."

"If I could order him to stay, why would he not attend the banquet?" Xuan Bei asked back.

"That--"

Yu Zijin thought about it, frowned, and finally came up with a good idea, "Then get him drunk and order him, is it okay?"

He raised his head, saw Xuan Bei seriously thinking about it, and nodded: "This plan is feasible. She is indeed beautiful and intelligent. It's just that there is such a beautiful and intelligent person? Could it be... a ghost?"

The praise was caught off guard, but it still spit out from Xuan Bei who never said such words.Yu Zijin felt a little bit embarrassed at the moment, and more than a little bit elated.

He peeked at Xuanbei's cold and hard eyebrows and eyes full of indulgence, like a deep sea, which can make people willing to sink to death in it.The eyes speak for themselves.Everything that Xuanbei wants to say is not said, and it is difficult to say.It said that I like you so much, it said that you were wronged and made my heart ache, and it also said: I just want to spoil you like this.Not only will I not stop you, but I will also pamper you.Go ahead and do whatever you want.

Yu Zijin understood this look, and immediately felt that everything was alright.

Whether it's the sky or the ground, whether it's red walls and green trees, or the servants who come and go in fear.Everything is good.

On the spur of the moment, he raised his hands in the shape of claws, and yelled, "I'm a man-eating spirit, are you afraid!"

"I'm afraid." Xuanbei hid for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Bold and evil, dare to attack people in broad daylight. See if I won't accept you!"

Yu Zijin laughed loudly, and ran away.

While running, he was sure that Xuanbei and Du Mingding were really good brothers, just like he and Dorami were really good brothers.Otherwise, how could Xuanbei be so obedient and play games with him, joking with him childishly?

He ran a long way and was caught by Xuan Bei, and the two of them were joking and chasing back and forth under the hot sun, performing a veritable mediocrity and a beauty that wrecked the country, and how many rumors and gossips it would attract.

But it's okay.They are not afraid of anyone.

Even if they are cautious, those who spread rumors are still eyeing them, and they will not let them go.Since no one is willing to make it easier for them, people have to make it easier for themselves, no matter what, they must first find a way to be happy.Just think about how to deal with despicable people after you are happy.

After chasing to the gate of the palace, Yu Zijin was out of breath, and was about to melt into a sticky Yu Zijin.Fortunately, Xuan Bei knew that he was lazy, so he prepared a carriage outside the palace early, so he no longer had to walk on two legs.

All the way to the general's mansion, Xuanbei suddenly stopped the carriage.

Yu Zijin came out to take a look, and muttered suspiciously: "Haven't you arrived yet?" But he still skipped over the tiptoe man's back and jumped down.

Xuanbei glanced at the two stone unicorns standing tall in front of the general's mansion, and said to Yu Zijin, "Have you climbed over the wall?"

There is no overcoming the wall, and the skill of drilling dog holes is first-class.

Yu Zijin shook his head.

"I'll take you through it today." Xuan Bei smiled.

"Wow!" Yu Zijin's eyes lit up, and he raised his hands happily, "I want to climb over the wall!"

How great.

He thought: As long as Xuanbei doesn't grow old, nothing is too bad.