On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

The carriage rumbled towards Zhangjia Village in the outskirts.

Yu Zijin excitedly crossed her arms as a cushion and lay on the small window.

With two eyes, you want to take a look at all the fun, beautiful and delicious things on the street.Anyone who sees an old woman with a bamboo basket or a woman in a bright red dress will make a fuss and describe it to Xuanbei.Not to mention the new gadgets that he saw halfway, he had to buy them all and pile them up by his side.

After finally getting out of the city, bits and pieces of street food and various novelties were unknowingly put down in the carriage.

Trees don't look up.

Yu Zijin gnawed on the candied haws contentedly and tidied up his belongings, and only then did he have the time to ask vaguely, "Why did you go to Zhangjia Village? White Beard's surname is not Zhang. Isn't he a surname where he lives?"

"Aleolai's wife's surname is Zhang."

Xuanbei picked up the treasures that Yu Zijin ruthlessly searched for, including everything in a mess.Most of them are not rare items, so they can please Yu Zijin who seldom walks in the market.

Seeing that Yu Zijin didn't even raise his head, and was focused on taking care of these playthings, Xuanbei said again: "A Liao Lai is not from the country of Ye. He should have been born in a small wild country. Ten years ago, there was an imbalance between men and women in Ye State, and women occupied the seventh floor, so buying and selling men prevailed."

Yu Zijin was really interested, and his movements gradually slowed down, "He was bought by his wife?"

Xuanbei shook his head, and then continued: "A Liao Lai was born as a young man, so he escaped with tricks, fled all the way to Zhangjia Village, and fell in front of a family. It happened that this family had only one daughter and could not have any more children. So I took Alialai in. Originally Alialai and Mrs. Zhang were only siblings, and the Zhang family was poor, but they cared about Alialai and sold everything for him to study."

"And then?"

Yu Zijin raised his head and asked impatiently.He loves to collect all kinds of weird stories. In the past, Xiao Jinzi secretly gave him comics.At this time, there are good stories for nothing to listen to, and he doesn't need to read them hard, so he is overjoyed.No kite satin cake can compare to a story.

"then--"

Xuanbei played tricks and paused for a long time, until Yu Zijin was about to make a fuss before slowly answering: "Later, Zhang's husband and wife both died of serious illnesses. Alialai studied hard for many years and got a good reputation. At that time, the king relied heavily on him and saw that he was full of money. Talented but more than 20 years old without a woman to accompany him, he wanted to marry him. A Liao Lai refused to marry him, claiming that he belonged to him. A Liao Lai also asked Mrs. Zhang to marry him in public, but it was a pity that Mrs. Zhang regarded him as a younger brother wholeheartedly at that time. In the middle of the night, he packed his bags and left home to go south, not wanting to disturb Alialai's bright career."

"Did the white beard find her?" Yu Zijin asked nervously.

"A Liao Lai almost resigned from office. It took nearly half a year to find Mrs. Zhang, and he stayed with Mrs. Zhang sincerely for a whole year before he got his wish and married Mrs. Zhang. Since then, the two have never quarreled with each other, even if one is an extreme minister, one Even a peasant woman who is illiterate and passionate about the fields can't stop the love between husband and wife."

Xuan Bei seemed to frowned, "Unfortunately..."

Yu Zijin guessed that he was going to say it was a pity that Mrs. Zhang died so early.But during the conversation, the carriage happened to come to the ground, and the driver outside said in a low voice, "Master, we're here."

Yu Zijin originally liked to get along with the kind old man A Liaolai. After hearing this story, he was even more surprised that he couldn't see that the calm and breezy white beard had once deviated from the rules for a woman.

He was the first to get out of the carriage and jump down.

The time was just right, and the door of the bamboo house was open and bright.Ariolai was about to sit down in a chair facing them.Facing him, he put a pair neatly and neatly, which was placed by his wife who lived in his heart for several years.

"White beard!"

Yu Zijin rushed to the door excitedly.Xuanbei walked behind with the good wine in person.

Alialai was not startled by the sudden visit, he put down his bamboo chopsticks unhurriedly, got up and stroked his robe to salute.

Xuanbei stopped it in time, "An uninvited person is lonely, sir, there is no need to salute."

Aleolai didn't refuse, neither asked where he came from nor why he came here.He just turned around to add two sets of bowls and chopsticks and wine glasses, and sat down calmly.

"I don't know that the king will visit, but we only treat each other with simple tea and light food, and the grassroots are terrified." Aleolai bowed his head.

Yu Zijin looked at him with a smile, but he didn't feel any panic.

Where did the panic come from?Alialai is obviously an old man with a white beard who is not afraid of anything, not afraid of losing his head.

Xuanbei waved his hand, "There are wine and food in Guben, but remember that Mr. always doesn't allow delicious food to be served on the table, it's not a bad rule."

Aleolai is an eccentric person. He refuses all delicacies of mountains and seas, silk, satin, gold and silver jewelry, and is keen to do things by himself, trying his best to make life simple and simple.It is rumored that he takes care of food, clothing, housing and transportation by himself, and eats vegetables grown by himself and chickens and ducks raised in captivity in the backyard.Perhaps it is just like this, he can return to the basics and innocence.

This is why Yu Zijin has been wronged, he is unreasonable, and he is determined not to give in to porridge and pickles.He blinked and asked obediently, "Then can I eat it underground?"

Alialai stroked his long flowing beard and looked at Yu Zijin with his old eyeballs.

Yu Zijin didn't back down, blinked vigorously to look pitiful, her two full, big black eyes were shining, and she possessed a kind of childlike self-confidence, which made people feel guilty for a while, as if they really couldn't feel sorry for him. of.

Aleolai was defeated, and he let go: "Your Majesty and a beauty are fine with food. The grassroots are ordinary people, so there is no need to spend more precious delicacies, just a porridge and a dish."

"You don't eat food, sir, you don't drink alcohol, do you?"

While Yu Zijin was happily running to the carriage to ask the boy to take out the food box, Xuanbei filled a glass of wine and pushed it to Alialai, "There is no one inside and outside the palace who can drink at the same table. It just so happens that this naughty boy misses You, proposed to come here to have a meal. So I made a sudden visit on a whim and disturbed Mr. "

Yu Zijin hopped in the door again, and swayed past like the wind.He disassembled the stacked red lacquer food boxes, and brought out layer after layer of roast duck, fried fish and crab soup and put it on the table.Just looking at it a few times, Yu Zijin, the greedy cat, was overjoyed. He picked and picked every portion and piled a few mouthfuls on top of the white rice.But he didn't eat what was in the bowl, he ate dozens of small balls of rice like a dish, and at the same time stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the dishes in the bowl and put them into his mouth.

"Insatiable greed." Xuanbei let him mess around without rules, and shook his head at Aleolai, "Mr. is just kidding."

"It's a good thing to be greedy about small things." Aleolai shook his glass and took a sip.

Xuanbei didn't say a word, but also drank a glass of wine.

Yu Zijin, who was criticized for being greedy, filled the table and couldn't find his own wine glass. He opened his hands and asked Xuanbei: "Where's mine?"

Xuanbei and Alialai looked at each other, with smiles on each other's faces.

"Your what?" Xuanbei pretended to be puzzled.

"I want wine too." Yu Zijin still begged for it persistently, "If you have it, I want it too."

"Where can you drink?" Xuanbei ignored him.

Boss Yu Zijin pursed his mouth reluctantly, and stared at Xuanbei with grievances, trying to retreat in order to advance.

Xuanbei had no choice but to fill a glass of wine for him.After all, no one in this world can try to reason with Yu Zijin.

He is unreasonable at best.

Satisfied, Yu Zijin smiled like a stealing cat, holding the wine glass and downing it in one gulp, sticking out her tongue in haste, shouting that it's too hot, too hot with tears in her eyes.

Saying so, seeing Xuanbei and Alialai having two or three sips with gusto, he suspected that the taste was wrong just now, so he learned to drink slowly, but it was still spicy.

Yu Zijin didn't believe in evil, and insisted on exchanging a glass of wine with Xuanbei, frowned in distress after a few mouthfuls, and asked in a daze, "Why is your throat so hot?"

As he spoke, he studied the wine glass upside down, as if all the mistakes were on the wine glass.

Xuan Bei was about to mention a few words to him, when he suddenly opened a big, silly smile at the corner of his mouth, and sat down quietly to pick up the food and eat.His brows and eyes were happily curved into a half-moon shape, his eyes were flickering, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Now both Xuanbei and Alialai could see it: this kid has a shallow stomach, and he passed out after a few strokes.