On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

The general returned triumphantly and within a month, the envoys from the State of Law came uninvited.

Xuanbei was in the early morning court, condescendingly sizing up the huge white and fat envoy below, anticipating that Luguo had bad intentions, and he still wanted to demonstrate, otherwise he shouldn't have sent such a guy to embarrass people.

The envoy was dressed strangely and extremely thin.He had to perform nonchalant etiquette, and every time he moved, sweat rolled down.Dark round lumps appeared from the underarms and gradually expanded outwards.When he raised his hands, his sleeves were tight, binding his fat arms into circles.

All the civil and military officials in the court seemed to be single-minded on their faces, but in fact, everyone cursed from the bottom of their hearts.

The civil officials want to reprimand the Luguo for being as vulgar as a beast and not a human being, and the majestic palace smells like sweat, which is simply unbearable!

The military officer is better at cursing and understands better, everyone evaluates what kind of thing this fat man is, does he eat five rice barrels at a meal?How could anyone in the world be so pig-headed and pig-headed, walk crookedly and not be afraid to roll over and roll into a ball?

Xuanbei held his posture very firmly, and looked at him with sharp eyes, and asked with a serious face, "The envoy from the country of Lu came all the way, what's the matter?"

"Back to King Ye, this envoy is here this time. The main purpose is to congratulate your country for conquering Peijue. The second thing is to come here to deliver the order for our king and plan to form an alliance with your country." The envoy spoke with great style. , with his chin raised high, like a fat peacock.

Xuanbei is notorious for being unsmiling, he blocked the words like a sloppy eye, "It's exhausting for the envoy to come from a long distance. I understand that the envoy should be a generous person who loves good food and wine, and I will make people treat the envoy well."

He neither politely thanked them for going back, nor did they say a word about forming an alliance.

Xuanbei gave him a wink, and naturally someone with knowledge stepped forward to solicit the mission, and stated in a sincere tone that he would entertain the envoy well.

The envoy let out a snort from his nostrils, "Then I would like to thank King Ye for his kindness. But, this envoy has the imperial decree of the king to show it to King Ye first, and eating, drinking and having fun is a second matter. "

I don't think this arrogant and domineering messenger is really not a person with no brains, but he never forgets to do things.

Xuan Bei only replied: "The envoy can leave your country's letters behind, and when he is alone with all his loved ones, he will discuss matters big and small, and he will naturally take the time to read them."

One person talks about imperial edicts, another person talks about letters, and they are insignificant behind the big and small world affairs.

The envoy frowned, and twisted his big face together, "The king of our country specially sent this envoy to wish your country victory and return. Is this how your country treats you? If this is the case, this envoy should not resign rashly, otherwise we will do nothing." If things don’t work out, you might go back and be punished. This emissary is here to wait for King Ye to be free.”

Xuanbei said coldly, "The court discusses political affairs, and please ask the envoy to wait outside."

Xuanbei's face darkened fiercely, even ghosts wanted to hide from the limelight.Before the fat messenger could say a word, he was led down, and began to wait dryly under the hot sun.The hall is full of human beings, picking things up in a leisurely manner and speaking in a slow tone.Those who talk a lot on weekdays talk more today, and those who don't talk much talk.

They like to fight in the nest, but once someone outside makes trouble, they will unanimously become friendly and deal with others together.

I talked about it for four full hours this morning, and my mouth was dry when I talked about it.When there was nothing to talk about, Xuanbei gave an order to retreat.

So Mr. Yan Zhu cooperated very well and reminded with a moderately high-pitched voice: Your Majesty, there is an envoy waiting outside who passed out.The decree in his hand has been presented, do you see it?

Xuan Bei casually picked up his old eyes, to the effect that he intended to marry and form an alliance, and the two countries went hand in hand.

Marriage and alliance, it seems that Lu Guo can't hold back his thoughts.When Xuanbei and Dora attacked Peijue together, they took the opportunity to encircle the land of Luguo. However, the battle took half a year to take down the small country of Peijue. I am afraid that Luguo secretly supported it.

It's ridiculous to say that Lu Guo should have teamed up with Pei Jue to fight against each other, but he refused at that time.

Mostly because of the fact that Du Ming, who has always been invincible in attack, and Dora Township Bing will implicate him at a disadvantage. At this time, he came here in a hurry to form an alliance and ease Ye's plan to attack Lu.

However, the situation is actually not easy.After all, fighting between the two sides consumes a lot of troops.Although countless gold and silver treasures and fertile fields can be obtained from the victory, they cannot be exchanged for veteran soldiers who have undergone three to five years of training.With only a bit of intelligence left in Lu Kingdom, he knew that this was a good time that could not be missed, so he proposed an alliance at this time.

Xuanbei asked the officials what they thought.

Minister of the Ministry of Rites Ming Gewen was the most fearless, and he was the first to step forward to express his opinion, "The birds know how to cherish their feathers, and a gentleman will stay away from villains and traitors. Since we are a country, we cannot form alliances at will. Looking at the history of the law country, there was a hundred years ago. It is a country that is not benevolent and unrighteous because it has no faith and does not recognize the covenant. Looking at the poor posture of the visiting envoy today, the etiquette is unsightly, and the attitude is perverted. It is absolutely impossible for Ye Kingdom to become an equally vulgar and small country!"

The naysayers quickly came forward, "Shangshu's words are wrong. Countries always pay attention to interests, and they don't make friends and chat. Are they still concerned about whether the two sides are like-minded? Our country has just gone through half a year of war, and the results of the victory should not be underestimated. The amount of loss is also not a small amount. Rejecting the alliance rashly, in case the country makes trouble at this time, who knows what will happen in this battle?"

"My lord, don't you see how the envoy spoke? Every word and every word does not take our country seriously, let alone the king. If it is easy to form an alliance at this time, what is the difference from bowing down? Wouldn't it be ridiculous to spread it?" Someone spoke.

"Since ancient times, a gentleman will endure. Does fighting for a moment's fame end well?"

"People have no bones to be human in vain!"

……

Before the military commander could speak, the civil servants first split into two factions, and they started arguing with each other.Don't underestimate literati quarrels. After a while, you will have to quote an ancient example from the left and search for an exception to the right. At that time, it will rise to the realm of who has more ink in his belly and a clearer head. No one can stop it. Living.

"okay."

Xuanbei glanced at them majestically, then turned to Du Ming who said nothing, "Du Ming, you know the military well, what do you think?"

Du Ming clasped his fists, his sharp face hung down, and he replied coldly: "A total of nearly 15 troops were mobilized before and after the battle with Peijue, with nearly [-] dead and countless wounded. So far, there are still [-] troops on the border. The soldiers are stationed, and the rest have returned to the court. After the victory, there will be countless gold and silver, but it will be difficult to make up for the shortage of troops. If this battle is fought, at most two layers of victory, and Dola will help you to regenerate one layer. The last general dares to fight One fight will not lead to total defeat, but both sides are bound to suffer. Regardless of victory or defeat, it will take at least five or six years for the situation to recuperate after the war."

Du Ming only told the facts and promised to do his best.He doesn't talk about opinions.

Du Ming is a man who excels in sincerity, even if he has a great reputation, in his heart, he is a monarch in the context of his subjects, and a brother in private.He seldom has any opinions, just like a wolf that bites where he points, he doesn't think much about anything, but only trust and old love can instruct him to act.

Yu Qing quietly listened to everyone's words, and then came to analyze the situation in detail: "My lord. Now there are three kingdoms, Ye, Lu, and Ze. Among them, Ze will stand firm and will not compete with any big or small kingdoms. The relationship has lasted for nearly a thousand years, taking advantage of the natural advantages of the terrain. Both Ye and Lu are famous for their strong offense and weak defense. This Huilu intentionally proposes an alliance. When the alliance is successful, Lu has long been notorious for destroying the alliance. If the alliance fails, the law will use the excuse that our country treats the envoys rudely and disrespects the law, and takes the opportunity to revolt. In fact, the alliance and the war between the two countries are inevitable, but sooner or later. Judging from the current situation, the more delays, the more harmful it is to our country It's good. Waiting for the future to grasp the law's handle a little bit, relying on the notoriety that the law has deeply rooted in the hearts of the people to suspend the alliance, while maintaining the reputation and taking the initiative, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

Right now, it is only necessary to reappoint a princess to marry to Luguo, and temporarily bear it. It will take three to five years at a time, and it can be shortened to a year and a half, and the king will be able to take over Luguo. "

After the two generals, civil and military, said this, everyone seemed to twist the scattered threads into a thick hemp rope, and nodded one after another.

only--

Xuanbei sneered, "What if the country of the law specifies Princess Xile?"

There was an uproar in the hall.

Most of the alliances and relatives are looking for a woman with good reputation, appearance and talent to give her title as a princess and send her to another country.Unexpectedly, Xianglu Kingdom was so overbearing that he appointed to ask for the real princess.

Yu Qing'an frowned, but still said: "I'm afraid that Lv came up with this insidious plan precisely to anger the king. At this time of war, the situation is best to win. As General Du said, Ye Kingdom must be recuperated. At that time, some small countries will use all means to become big, and they are afraid that Ye Kingdom will not be as good as today's three kingdoms. In any case, at least for half a year, there must be no war. Please think twice."

Everything Yu Qingan said is true, but...

"That's all, let's discuss this matter again." Xuan Bei waved his hand, his expression solemn, indicating that he should reconsider.

After the matter was over, he should retreat from the court, and he didn't know where Ming Gewen was thinking, so he smashed his knees straight down with a plop, knelt down with his back straightened, and said loudly: "There is one more thing that I hope your majesty will grant."

Whenever Ming Gewen opened his mouth, nine out of ten things were bad things.However, Xuanbei couldn't order him to shut up arbitrarily, so he had to signal him to go ahead.

"Half a month ago, the Master of the National Teacher had personally said that Yu Zijin in the harem was an ominous person. He was destined to suppress his parents and wealth. Accompanying the king would defeat the luck of the dragon, and staying in the palace for a long time would even lead to the destruction of Ye Kingdom. I don't know why the king still Not to execute Yu Zijin?!"

"Mingovan!"

Xuanbei suddenly flew into a rage, like a tiger whose tail was touched.

Ming Gewen still said to himself: "Even if this evildoer is not executed, at least he should be sent out of the palace. He will not be able to enter the palace and face the saint forever. I hope that the king will put the overall situation first, and don't be blinded by beauty!"

"Brother Ming, it's fine if you stretch out your arms normally, but now even Gu's harem is under your control? Don't think that Gu won't dare to punish you once you're old!"

Xuanbei glanced at Qi Shushu's lowered head, and warned: "From now on, no one is allowed to mention this matter, otherwise, just cover your head tightly before you speak!"

It's so serious.

Everyone's face is submissive, and the thoughts hidden in the bottom are no lighter than the waves.

Ming Gewen has a stubborn temper of bumping into the south wall and not looking back, reincarnated and bumping again.The old man said angrily: "The old minister is willing to give up this useless head, I hope the king will find his way back! If the king refuses to kill Yu Zijin, the old minister will kneel in this hall for a day!"

"it is good."

Xuanbei said two good things again and again, then turned his head and told Yan Zhu, "Yan Zhu, send two more eunuchs to fan Lord Ming, otherwise he will not be able to survive a day with his old bones. When the time comes, he will pass out due to heatstroke. , ruined his good integrity."

After saying that, he shook his sleeves and left.

No one has ever seen Xuanbei lose his temper so much, and it was the first time that he was involved in a major fraud case in the imperial examination.Now everyone understands that this Yu Zijin is really a beauty that the emperor can't even say in his heart.

The author has something to say:

Xuanbei: Come on, you, Lao Tzu is no longer a king, you like to fight or not.snort.