On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

It was unspeakably hot in July, and the trip to the Summer Resort, which had been delayed for various reasons, was finally on the agenda.

For Yu Zijin, any new place must be interesting.He has a unique ability, even if there is a desert, he can draw a bastard on the sand.

But today he was not happy, and he was staring fiercely with round eyes.He was confronting Xi Le, and what he was fighting for was the carriage used by Xuanbei Queen.

Ge Ying stepped on the beautiful and spacious carriage with two short legs, glanced at Princess Xile who was like a tigress with her hips akimbo, and then turned to look at Yu Zijin.Even though his eyes were still blurred, he understood that this was a confrontation, and quickly turned around and gestured for Yu Zijin's hug, with an attitude of 'I'm going to be with you'.

Yu Zijin felt that the little baby was losing his mind, so he helped him turn around again, "Little fool, bite her!"

The little baby was enlightened, he put his hips on his hips in a similar manner, opened his mouth to bite the two rows of protruding white teeth, and yelled himself, as if he wanted to add some momentum.

The threatened Princess Xile snorted arrogantly, pointed at Yu Zijin, "You are a concubine in the harem, you are not allowed to ride in a carriage with my father and king. Do you understand the rules?"

She pointed at the tip of the little baby's nose again, "Which little one are you? You don't allow it either."

What rules and irregularities?

Yu Zijin stared at her ferociously: I, Yu Zijin, never heard any rules when I was flipping through the memorials and playing.Calling Xuanbei around doesn't care about the rules.Xuanbei is still carrying me, what rules are you talking about with me?You stinky princess!

Ge Ying, whose eyes rolled back and forth, seemed to understand, biting the three words loudly.

Xi Le also raised her eyelids, wishing she could show her two eyeballs, and said to Yu Zijin with her eyes angrily: Don't be too complacent!bad boy!Is there anyone who stares at this princess like you?Which grass seedling are you?

The vicious light of the two people coming and going is like lightning and thunder, and a three hundred rounds of fighting between princesses and beauties is staged invisibly.In addition, Ge Ying added oil and vinegar, and the scene was so lively, attracting countless villains to listen secretly.

Fortunately, the group of people who were left behind walked over unhurriedly. As soon as Xuan Bei, the leader, showed up, Xi Le and Yu Zijin exchanged glances, but they both pretended to be pitiful.The silent war finally came to a halt.

"Father..."

Xi Le lowered her brows and pouted sullenly, "Xi Le has never been in a carriage with her father. Xi Le is fifteen this year, what if she gets married next year? Wouldn't she be able to ride in a carriage with her father?"

Yu Zijin is very familiar with seeking sympathy.He didn't say a word, just looked up from bottom to top pretending to be pitiful, his slender eyelashes trembled slightly, but he had already said everything.

The palm of the hand is flesh, and the back of the hand is also flesh.Xuanbei's eyeballs moved, and his eyes fell on Xi Le, feeling terrible, this little girl is really not stupid.She tasted the sweetness a few days ago, and realized that her father and prince are a paper tiger who eats soft but not hard, so she learned to use all her strength to make soft moves, which made Xuanbei unable to refuse.

Xuan Bei knew Yu Zijin's ability and scheming.However, he looks at you uniquely like this, as if it doesn't matter if he has suffered a lot of grievances, as long as you coax him and hug him, he will smile at you carefree.There are very few people who can bear this kind of gaze without disturbing their feelings.Want to catch someone who can treat it ruthlessly?I'm afraid I have to go to heaven and earth to find it.

For the first time, the majestic king encountered an unprecedented problem. The princess and the beauty competed to get on the car at the same time?Who should let it go?Together?

"Joy, don't mess around."

Yingzhen, who was promoted to the position of queen, looked unexpectedly good.Her skin is white and pink, her makeup is much more stable than when she was a royal concubine, and her lips are deeply colored.She usually dresses plainly, but today her eyebrows are drawn thickly, and her hair accessories and bun are simple as usual, giving her a unique style.

Xi Le said delicately: "Mother's queen..."

She actually stared at Xuanbei, with a bit of reluctance in her eyes.

"No need, just stay here." Xuanbei added, "All stay here."

Xuan Bei glanced at Ge Ying, who was talking nonsense, and realized that he had to collect a carload of children.They are still kids with different factions, maybe they will bicker with each other in a few words, and it will become an explosive pot.After Xuan Beiyao finished thinking about the prospect, he changed his words calmly and announced that he was going to ride a horse.

This carriage is reserved for princesses and beauties, whoever wants to sit in it.

Even if Xi Le's hope fails, he has to win in terms of momentum.She opened the curtain first and got in, firmly occupying the throne.

Yu Zijin, who originally planned to ride a horse with Xuanbei, suddenly changed her mind and asked Ge Ying to go in and bite the princess.He also felt that there were not enough helpers, so he came up with a plan and called Zhuomala.In this way, three to one.No, no, Ge Ying is at most half.

Two and a half to one!

Yu Zijin, who seemed to be dragging his family with his mouth, walked in pompously, sat down on his buttocks, and grabbed half of the country.

"Humph!"

Xi Le raised her chin to the sky, and looked at Yu Zijin with disdain.

Yu Zijin made a grimace, "You are the ugliest. I don't want to look at you, it's so ugly that my eyes are ugly. My eyes are also made ugly by you."

"You, you, you are ugly!!! You..." Xi Le stammered angrily, and after thinking for a long time, she cursed, "Little dwarf!"

Yu Zijin pouted, "Ugly princess!"

Xi Le shouted: "Short!!"

"Princess Ugly!" Yu Zijin yelled with a high voice, comparing herself to everything.

"Little dwarf!" Xi Le refused to be outdone.

"Ugly princess!"

"Little dwarf!"

"Ugly princess!!"

"Short!!"

The two quarreled so loudly that their yelling was earth-shattering.Ge Ying looked left and right, pinched Zhuomala's fingers, and shouted excitedly: "Bite!"

The noise lasted for a long time, Xuanbei sincerely lamented that he had the foresight, and continued to ride the horse slowly.

From time to time, the servants had to peep through the gaps to prevent the young ancestors from fighting.But he underestimated these two.

Xi Le loves beauty. Recently, she has been obsessed with dancing knives and guns, and accidentally listened to the maids talking about how she is not like a woman, let alone a princess.Xi Le was so angry that she raised her sword to frighten people out of their wits. In her dream, she also begged for forgiveness from the princess.As a result, the news spread further, and everyone said that a fake princess disguised as a woman would be born in the royal palace. He was so happy and heartbroken that he didn't touch the sword for several days.Now she has made up her mind to be a martial arts princess like a princess, and she is determined not to fight Yu Zijin.

But Yu Zijin disliked the heat.Raising hands and feet is also hot, what are you doing to fight?What if the clothes are messed up?How about dirty hair?Then he wouldn't be beautiful, he couldn't be the beauty Yu Zijin.

So the two quarreled until they were tired.

Yu Zijin was lying on the side of the window, his eyes followed the carriages, and he vaguely saw a face that looked like Hua Shanna.

"Is there Huashanna sitting there?" Yu Zijin asked Zhuomala next to her in a low voice.

Zhuomala nodded, "Yes, it's Empress Huashanna. She is also here this time, and most of the empresses are here."

"It's good to come, let's take revenge together."

Yu Zijin stared at Yingzhen's gorgeous carriage for a long while, then said to herself, "She was the one who came up with the idea to harm me last time, so I have to return it."

"Why?" Zhuomala asked mysteriously, carefully avoiding Xi Le.

Yu Zijin's return is not as big as giving his life for his life.He didn't hate Yingzhen so easily and clearly.Ever since the drowning incident, Yingzhen has made him uncomfortable.She is fine, he is not well.She is not good, and he is not comfortable.

Yu Zijin planned to play a small prank first to try and test.

He didn't seem to give up trying to test the baby's reaction, but also wanted to test what he was thinking.

The eyeballs rolled around, and the bad brain followed, and a good bad idea popped up.

Yu Zijin leaned on Zhuomala's ear and said his idea.

"Ah?" Dora Zhuomala's complexion changed drastically, "Really, do you really want to do this?"

Yu Zijin giggled in satisfaction, "I'm going to scare her to death like this."

Xi Le didn't know, so he glanced over, met Yu Zijin's eyes, and quickly shrank back.

She didn't hear Yu Zijin's little plan.

Before Dora Zhuomala had time to persuade, Yu Zijin had already jumped out of the carriage under the excuse of convenience, ran to a hidden place where no one could see, and asked Mu Mu to prepare something for him.

The good thing about Mu Mu is that he doesn't talk too much, he doesn't ask too many questions, he just twitches his eyebrows, and the next moment he has to hide in his dark place.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the right time.

When he climbed into the carriage again, Yu Zijin was humming a song and looked at Xi Le with a smile.Xi Le was dazzled by his beaming smile, and she was very vigilant against him, suspecting that he was playing tricks.

Yu Zijin's evil idea was not able to be implemented until he arrived at the Summer Resort at dusk.

When it was time for dinner, Yu Zijin got rid of everyone, and lied to Xuanbei that he had a stomachache, and sneaked into a corner where no one knew.

"Wood wood!" he called softly.

The wooden frame is big, and shouting twice is not enough to move him.Yu Zijin shouted again: "Wood wood! Come out!"

The wood seemed to have fallen from the sky.

Yu Zijin circled around him, and asked enthusiastically, "What about that?"

With a deadpan expression, Mu handed out the black cloth bag.

Yu Zijin took it, opened it up, and it turned out that it was what he wanted—a dead mouse, big, fat and smelly, more than enough to make a mouse soup.

"I want to put it into Yingzhen's soup." Yu Zijin hummed, "You have to help me."

The wood was cold and silent.

"You have to help me." Yu Zijin walked out, pulling on the wooden waist rope.

Wood couldn't bear to slap his hand off.

Just when Mu Mu was about to take over this childish job, a gentle and laughing voice came from behind: "If you really want to scare people, what's the use of a dead mouse that's intact?"

Yu Zijin looked back.

It turns out that Gushara also came to the Summer Resort.

Yu Zijin and Gu Xiala have no good or bad opinions, he does not want to see Gu Xiala because of Xuanbei.

Mu Mu didn't want to see Gushara's appearance, and opened his lazily closed eyes.

Gushara seemed to slowly see this dislike, and innocently opened his palms, revealing a beautiful scimitar.

"What is this? Is it for me?" Yu Zijin asked knowingly, reaching out to see if he could take it out of Gushara's hand.

Gushara just smiled and said nothing, letting him take it for himself.

The scimitar is as big as two palms, and the tail is very hooked, just like the tail of a scorpion mixed with poison.The entire body of the scabbard is golden, shining brilliantly under the light, making it impossible to move one's eyes away.The handle is black, segment by segment, with a small round hole at the top, and a small red spike.

Yu Zijin could see that the scimitar was a good treasure, and it was worth a lot.It's a pity that he is not a person who knows how to repay his kindness. He smiled at the scimitar and retracted it when he met Gushara.

He turned his head and was about to leave, "Wu Mu, let's go quickly."

Unexpectedly, Gu Xiala made a sudden movement, and with a flash of her figure, she stretched out her hand, and hit the back of Yu Zijin's hand hard, taking the opportunity to snatch the black cloth bag of the scimitar from Yu Zijin's hand.

Wood looks like a cat with its hair blown up, with an ugly face, and quickly fights with Gushara.Gushara could only dodge but could barely handle the wood.It can be seen that his skill level is not high.

Gu Xiala took a few steps back, still amiable, he smiled faintly: "Don't worry, I'm just helping you."

What help?

Yu Zijin tilted her head.

Gu Shala shook the dead mouse to the ground, then squatted down leisurely, took out the knife and held the tip, and pointed it skillfully at the eye socket the size of a black bean, a small piece of flesh and blood flew out.He treated the second eye in the same way, then cut open its stomach, dipped the knife into it and stirred it twice.Finally, he picked it up again with the black cloth, and put it together with the knife in Yu Zijin's hand.The whole movement is as smooth as clouds and flowing water, just like a wooden comb combing long, soft hair to the end.

"That's the way to scare people." His tone was so gentle, like telling a child that stealing is wrong, and murder is also wrong.The tone is good, enough to make a person who has gone astray suddenly realize.

It just happened to be used by him in this situation.

His hands are still clean, and he smiles cleanly.But it made Yu Zijin know for the first time why even Xuanbei and Baibeard were so worried about the prince Gushara.