On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

On the twenty-ninth day of the new year, the king ignored political affairs.

In the past, Xuanbei would go to bed at Haishi and start at Maoshi. If the morning court came back once every three days, most of them would get up at Yinshi.

A lazy person like Yu Zijin always sleeps soundly until the sun rises.

He sleeps lightly, and sleeps in a mess all the time.As soon as Xuanbei moved, he opened his eyes in a daze, yawning profusely.After Xuanbei came out of the palace, he turned over and went back to sleep.

During this day, there was no movement around Shi Chen, Yu Zijin woke up spontaneously, closed his eyes and stretched out his hands to grope around, touching the warm body.

"what to do?"

Xuan Bei grabbed his troublesome hand, his voice was low and hoarse.

"Why don't you get up..." Yu Zijin mumbled and asked, and slowly moved to Xuanbei's side, insisting on arching into his arms.

Xuanbei answered without asking, "Are you in charge?"

Maybe it's because he is sleepy, and the deterrence in his words is not serious.

"I'm sleepy." Yu Zijin pretended to struggle to open her eyelids, and rubbed her eyes with both hands until they were slightly red.

"It's delicious and lazy." Xuanbei glanced at him, and said casually, "I will send you to school in the coming year, so that you won't have to eat, drink, play and sleep every day."

Yu Zijin was sullen, "If you teach me to read, I'll leave you alone."

Xuanbei woke up immediately, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you threatening me?"

He blinked, then smiled suddenly, "You forgot to say lonely again."

At this moment, Xuanbei's stern face seemed to be suddenly covered with a soft light, and Yu Zijin felt that the cold and hard lines softened at some point.He was very surprised, turned over and crawled on Xuanbei's body, lying firmly on Xuanbei's chest.

He stretched out his hand to touch Xuanbei's short stubble, stretched his body again, and pressed his smooth and tender face up, saying solemnly: "It can pierce people."

Xuanbei started to play, and rubbed his chin against his face twice, and Yu Zijin giggled, "It's so itchy."

Yu Zijin didn't know that the New Year's Day was approaching and government affairs would take a break, so he looked at the window that was gradually lit up, and then glanced at Xuanbei who rarely played with him, and happily asked, "Do you want to take me to play today?"

Seeing that his eyes were as bright as stars, Xuan Bei didn't utter the veto stuck in his throat for a moment.

That's it.

He thought lazily: He doesn't like poetry, calligraphy and painting, but only likes to dance with guns and sticks.Horseback riding and archery are not suitable in the deep winter, and I have nothing to do in my free time, so it’s okay to play with the children.

However, there is an annual family banquet at night, and it is not enough to go out of the palace in just a few hours, after all, it is just a few laps inside the palace walls.

For the first time, Xuanbei didn't get up to wash and eat until noon.

The palace maids filed in to serve the left and right, all of them had delicate features and lowered their heads in silence, they were so submissive that they didn't dare to raise their eyelids a little.They didn't know that Xuanbei had only chatted with Yu Zijin for an hour or two, and most of them secretly thought: the spring night is bitter, the day is high, and the king will not go to court early from now on.

Beauty is a disaster, but that's all.

Huoshui Yu Zijin was able to walk out of the palace in an upright manner, so he didn't care about what others would think of him.He was like a little monkey with oil on his butt, he was urging Xuanbei to fill his stomach with hunger.

"Where are you going?" Yu Zijin stood obediently and Xuanbei put on the fur and tied him, with a natural expression, as if he didn't know that the emperor's move was a great honor.

The walls of Nuo Dashen Palace are several miles away, and the luxurious palace star cloth compass, interesting places are rare.

"The red plum blossoms in winter, I'll take you to have a look." Xuan Bei straightened his clothes and stuffed the small stove into Yu Zijin's hands.

Yu Zijin refused to answer, just grabbed Xuanbei's left index finger, "Let's go, let's go."

However, the impatient Yu Zijin only took a hundred steps and then stopped, complaining coquettishly, "My feet hurt so much."

"Is there a stone on the ground or a knife point hindering you? Why don't others hurt you alone?"

Xuanbei didn't agree with him, and asked him with a cold face.

Yu Zijin looked left and right, and went to ask the little father-in-law next to him if his feet hurt.

"The slave doesn't dare, the slave doesn't hurt." The little eunuch turned pale and knelt down with a plop.

"They are hurting, but they dare not hurt." Yu Zijin smiled like a stealing cat.

"Let's go again." Xuanbei ignored it, and left with his hands behind his back.

Yu Zijin grabbed his sleeve, half-walked and half-dragged, muttering flatly: "I don't have the strength, I can't walk anymore." He muttered all the way, making the lady next to him couldn't help laughing.

"What do you want?" Xuanbei stopped and looked back at him: "Don't you have to carry you on foot?"

Yu Zijin shook her head again, "Why don't you hug me."

Shameless in broad daylight.

Everyone glanced at the bright sky, and then at Xiao Erlang with a bulging face. They felt that no woman in the harem dared to ask for favors as boldly as Yu Zijin, and he was not even a little bit ashamed.

However, if you can't handle him, he is so gorgeous, you must criticize and despise him in your heart, but you can't say anything to that fair little face.

It's strange to say that Yu Zijin was so petite that Xuanbei hugged her back and forth several times.The palace servants were surprised and shocked when they saw it, and the concubines were jealous and hated when they heard it.At that time, it was rumored that Yu Zijin was young and shameless, and was not allowed to appear on the stage; if Yu Zijin asked to hug and propose marriage, everyone seemed to be as sinful as a beautiful ghost turning a person into a seductive soul and sucking the sun.In any case, I dare not talk about the emperor.Public and private affairs of the family, the country, the world, and so on can be generalized.

Of course, Yu Zijin wasn't unable to do a hundred steps, he was just taking advantage of his illness to play his best, he just stared at Xuanbei with a pair of finely carved jade eyebrows, and sucked his nose from the cold.

It is really precious.

It's also really going to make a big difference.

Xuanbei looked at him for a long time, and finally bent down and stretched out his hand to lift him up, holding him up with one hand, thinking: If there are any heirs like this, they will be scolded and punished; it would be too much trouble for a palace concubine, such a waste of nothing is just disgusting .

Only this little thing can't be touched or scolded.

After all, this is the only kid who is more courageous than a human, and maybe there will be no next one.

Xuanbei walked slowly into the plum forest with Yu Zijin in his arms.

The gorgeous wintersweet is in full bloom in the face of the snow, and it looks like a beautiful woman in various poses and with different expressions.Dots of red are proudly above the white snow in the sky, full of vitality.

Yu Zijin is an ordinary person who doesn't understand Ling Han's elegant demeanor when he blooms alone, but feels that this plum blossom is just like its own style, making people happy and afraid at the same time.

"Can I go and see the big worm?" Yu Zijin waved a plum in his hand, without the slightest bit of pity for the fragrance, he tore the petals and dropped them all the way.

"You can go if you want." Xuanbei replied, with a stern glance in his eyes.

Yu Zijin was very proud today, humming a little tune, picked a small red plum blossom with one hand and handed it to Xuanbei, "This one is the best, for you."

Xuanbei took the flowers and adorned them in Yu Zijin's bun.

Three tiger cubs from the small country of Dolan were raised in captivity in the remote part of the imperial garden.In fact, the white tiger is a rare thing, but Xuanbei has no intention of it, so it is not easy to pamper it in the palace.

Yan Zhu was good at measuring the king's heart, so he specially placed the white tiger in a windy and snowy place during the day, thinking that the king loves tough and fierce things.If they can survive Rin Dong, maybe they will accidentally fall into Xuan Bei's eyes.

Unexpectedly, Yu Zijin was happy first.

The old man watched quietly as Yu Zijin, who was hanging on Xuanbei's body, jumped off, and lay down in front of the fence calling for the three dying little white tigers.

They were affected by Yu Zijin's visit last time, and they were not allowed to enter the house for the past two nights, and they were not fed, so they were naturally emaciated.

"The little tiger is about to die."

Yu Zijin turned to look at Xuanbei.

Eunuch Yan couldn't help discerning his expressions carefully, but he couldn't find a trace of sympathy.

"Feed two rabbits and live."

As Xuanbei spoke, he glanced at Mr. Yan.

Yan Zhu understood, backed away quietly, and threw two rabbit ears in after a while.

The weak white rabbit didn't know the danger was coming, so it opened a pair of red eyes to look left and right, and jumped forward.

The three tiger cubs didn't know how to hunt and bite raw food, but they were so hungry at this moment, they stood up tremblingly, growled, and rushed towards the white rabbit in unison.The sharp white claws were clearly revealed, pressing down on the rabbit firmly, lowering its head and showing its fangs, biting towards the neck.

The scarlet blood flowed down meanderingly, the rabbit struggled desperately for a few times and then remained still, allowing the tiger to tear its flesh.

Although the young tiger's movements were unfamiliar, such a bloody scene still made the timid palace servant gasp again and again.

Yan Zhu guessed that the king had ulterior motives, but he didn't know that the purpose of this move was to warn Yu Zijin that if he didn't follow the king's will, he would have a terrible end;

It was still intentional for Yu Zijin to let go of her love for the three tigers.

I don't even know if it works.

Yu Zijin still stared at it, only surprised: "They eat rabbits."

"It also eats people."

Xuanbei followed the sentence with deep eyes.

The cold wind blew past, making goose bumps all over my body.

Yan Zhu is an outsider after all, he can't understand who is better.

Also had no intention of entering the game.

The author has something to say:

Eunuch Yan: Oh, it’s so complicated for a king and a beauty to fall in love, each one is scheming

King: Huh?do i have it

Beauty: What's up?

Author: Really?

Grandpa: Huh? ? ?Could it be that my father-in-law is thinking too much? ? ?

Author: I don't know anything

---------------------------

Personal point of view only represents personal point of view, not God's point of view

In fact, I kept telling myself: Yu Zijin is so squeamish, he is too squeamish, he should restrain himself

However, I can't control how much I drop from my hands

So I'm afraid I will take you to refresh the lower limit of Jiao Didi's little beauty acting like a baby again and again

Also!

Very very very super universe invincible thanks watermelon for crisp little angel

This article is the first favorite, the first comment is still missing

Very touching!There's a sweetness of being nurtured (???) hhhhh

anyway keep writing

I thought it was a smooth, silly, sweet, and didn't expect the characters to be plump

As a result, it was written by accident.

cool