On one hundred ways of acting like a baby

On New Year's Eve 29, there is a family banquet in the palace. The queen mother, emperor's concubines and a group of princes are all on the banquet list.

There is no queen in Xuanbei, and the queen mother can't come out when she is unwell. All the big and small matters of the family banquet are presided over by the imperial concubine Ying.

After everyone was seated, Xuanbei came late.

The emperor is very dark, and he wears black dragon robes on festive days. There is a golden dragon on his chest, and the hovering dragon appears among the clouds.He wears his hair in a golden crown, his eyebrows are high, and his eyes are colder than the winter solstice. They are long and narrow and evil;

The emperor did not come alone, holding a small and indistinguishable person in one hand.This person was wrapped tightly in pure white fox fur, without shoes or socks, and a silver ring and a bell were hung on his ankle, which were faintly visible.

Everyone realized that this person was probably that little Hu Meizi, and three of the six concubines immediately changed their faces.

Look again.

Little Hu Meizi put her arms around King Xuanbei's neck, closed her eyes and leaned on her shoulders, her black hair was scattered, she was in a deep sleep and she didn't know where she was!

"Your Majesty is here, why don't you know how to announce and play music?"

Concubine Wen Wanya scowled with a downcast face.

"It's okay, it's just that I'm exempted from the announcement of the music." Xuan Bei waved his hand and took a seat at the main seat. A golden dragon banquet table was placed in front of him, and the edge of the table was surrounded by gold embroidery.

"I don't want Concubine Ya to be calm and cool on weekdays, and she has a good posture." Xuanbei looked around, the Queen Mother Ru was located on the east front side, and Concubine Ying was seated at the bottom southwest. The second prince Dalu and the ten 67 twin princes are in order.

So Xuanbei said again: "Concubine Ya has made arrangements today, she may be in charge of the affairs of the harem in the future, and share the burden for the empress."

He actually said a joke, which is really rare.

Concubine Ying smiled slightly, "The king is joking, the ministers and concubines are stupid, and I'm afraid it will be difficult for them to take on important tasks. I only hope that the queen mother will recover soon, so that the ministers and concubines will not be able to deal with trivial matters in the harem." Her words turned the topic to the empress dowager.

Empress Dowager Ru's charm still exists, but her complexion is uneasy, she seems to be a little thinner, hiding a haggard look.Sitting next to her was a big fat doll, fleshy, with black and white eyes, very pleasing.She put all her attention on the baby, coaxing him with a plaything in her hand, without even looking at anyone else.

The woman in the harem didn't know who the doll was, Gushara glanced at it, she knew it but kept her expression on.

"Is the queen mother's phoenix body safe?" Xuanbei cast a glance and asked.

Empress Dowager Ru raised her head with a calm expression, "Thanks to the many medicinal supplements sent by the king on weekdays, there is no serious problem. The winter is extremely cold, and I feel tired every day, so I don't like to go out of the palace." The words were clearly perfunctory.

"That would be great." Looking across the baby, Xuanbei stopped looking for words, and his face turned slightly cold.

The Seventh King Gushara said at this time: "I am always worried about my mother's phoenix body, so I specially searched for medicinal materials to replenish my body, and I can send them to the palace later. I also hope that my mother will take good care of her body and don't work hard on weekdays."

"Have a heart."

The queen mother was quite pleased and replied with three words.

There is a big difference in attitudes.

Anyone can guess that the matter of King Gemin made the queen mother sad, and Xuanbei provoked the queen mother to complain because of his unfeeling.But no one dared to say that it would be cruel for Xuanbei not to miss his brother.

These things, only you know and I know, pretend not to know.What shouldn't be said, can't be said; what shouldn't be understood, what can't be understood, this is the iron law in the palace, which can save one's life.

Everyone coincided with each other, and followed the emperor's polite words, although everyone wanted to be active, but Xuanbei suddenly lost his interest and didn't appreciate it.

Dozens of people were left with dry laughter, and it was difficult to tell the truth from the false.

The noisy sound inevitably disturbed Yu Zijin's dream.He grunted a few times, refused to open his eyes, kept stretching out his hands to rub his ears and scratch his face.

Xuanbei pressed his hand, only to hear a childish voice, crisp and bright, asking: "Father! Who is he? Why doesn't he sit alone? He is so big and still rests in Father's arms."

The person who spoke was Princess Xile, she looked down on her face, and she could see that there was seven points of indignation in it.

The little princess is used to the stars holding the moon, and today she is inexplicably a child who stole the limelight, so she is naturally angry.

What's more, Concubine Ying is not like ordinary concubines who like to invite pets, and never talks about the trivialities and disputes in the harem, so she gave birth to a little princess who is perverse, intelligent and eloquent.She didn't know who Yu Zijin was, and she didn't think about it deeply, but she was dissatisfied with the respected father and king for giving him such a favor.

Xuanbei really dotes on this little princess who is not afraid of her father, but this little thing in his arms is really daring and talented.

"He is very delicate." Xuan Bei replied indifferently: "His temperament is not enough to achieve great things. Xi Le is the eldest princess of the Ye Kingdom, and she must not be like him."

After hearing the words, Xi Le reckoned that she would be the one who could achieve great things, and was highly valued, so she stopped asking, and went to Ying Guifei's side happily.

Others wonder if Xuan has ulterior motives.

After all, no identity was mentioned.

There is an example in the history of Ye Kingdom that the throne was abdicated. This son is young, and it seems that he will grow up under Xuanbei's discipline.No one can figure out whether this is a little hoof of Chaogang cholera, or a plaything for a while, but the most feared is Xuanbei's desired successor.Otherwise, it will be difficult for several concubines to have children, and the mother's price will be empty talk, and there will be no future.

At this time, the palace people began to play music to add to the fun, no matter how much Yu Zijin covered his ears, there would be no sound, so he was reluctant to open his eyes.

He opened a slit in his eyes in a daze, and was the first to see the world-famous virtuous king Gushara.

Gushara is wearing crescent white clothes, which are of good texture, embroidered with green and green bamboo knots, elegant and fresh.The hair is tied with a jade crown, with two strands hanging down on both sides, the eyebrows are elegant, the temperament is warm, elegant and picturesque.Compared with Xuanbei, one is as bright and bright as moonlight, and the other is as dark as night, deep and bottomless, they are completely different.

Gushara also looked at him, smiling like a spring breeze.

Yu Zijin tilted her head, and returned him a bright smile, not taking the concubine's displeasure in her eyes.

Xuanbei noticed the movement of the two of them and looked down.

"Xuanbei, I just had a dream."

Xuanbei didn't know where Yu Zijin heard his name, so he said it so easily.You know, even the word Daoxuanbei in the world has to be carefully filled with the word Wang.Such a straightforward person, Yu Zijin is probably the first one in all time.

"What dream?" He asked, in a bad mood, without any curiosity.

Yu Zijin stretched his neck, tugged at his skirt, whispered in his ear, "I'll tell you later, and I'll tell you alone." Then she let go of her hand, happily looking at the food and wine brought by the maid went.

A hot puff of breath hit his ear, Xuanbei really can't remember how long it took for no one to be so close to him.For some reason, this festooned and carved building suddenly lost its color, only Yu Zijin shone brightly, like a little monster who had absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon.

In Yu Zijin's eyes, the brilliance is all on the table.Holding the chopsticks happily, he threw the pieces of meat into the porcelain bowl one by one without much skill, stuffed one in his mouth, and filled the bowl with one, and refused to leave any vacant.

Xuanbei didn't control him either, and moved his eyes slightly, taking Gushara's gentle expression into his eyes.

Gu Xia La noticed something, raised the wine glass to his chest in a calm manner, and said kindly: "My minister respects the king for a glass. May my country of Ye prosper and prosper in the coming year, and brother Wang is in good health."

"Gu also wishes you all the best."

"Thank you king."

The two drank it all in one gulp, they were brothers and sisters on the surface, but they sneered secretly in their hearts.

"Your Majesty, my concubine likes dancing whips recently, today I want to show off my skills, Wang Keyun?" Hua Shanna stood up in a red dress.She has a good-looking appearance, and her eyebrows and eyes are heroic.

"Everyone here today is of high status, how can my sister wield that blind whip? If it hurts others, it will be a serious problem." Another woman covered her mouth and chuckled.

Who knows, in front of Wuyu Zijin alone in the palace, Xuanbei dotes on the noble concubine and Hua Jieyu a lot.

Regardless of the noble concubine, at least she has been with the king for many years, and she is generous and decent in her dealings with others, and she is kind to her sisters, and her popularity is good.This Huashanna is pungent and doesn't know the rules. As a woman, she dances with knives and guns all day long to find Xuanbei's favor. She has a domineering and arrogant personality and always bullies others.No one wants to see her well.

Xuanbei knows a thing or two about the intrigues of the women in the harem, and he usually provokes secretly when he is bored for a while, and just watches a play to pass the time.I'm in a bad mood today, and when I see them arguing with each other, I don't bother to pay attention to them and let them make noise.

But from this point of view, only Concubine Ying in the harem is considered intelligent and can preside over important events.

He glanced at Concubine Ya, and sure enough, Concubine Ying made a judgment, "The noise at the family banquet is not a joke for the lords. I heard that the sisters are very prepared, but it's rare that the younger sisters are willing, so I will show it one by one. One or two, so that my sister can open her eyes."

When the words fell, they had no choice but to agree.

It is indeed somewhat prepared, it is rare to see the emperor's face, if you don't take the opportunity to seduce the emperor's heart, you don't know how to be favored again in the year of the monkey.Otherwise, all concubines are proud and arrogant, how could they be willing to put down their figure to entertain others like a dancing girl.

Huashanna was indeed the first to go on stage, holding a long black whip with tassels on the handle.She has cold eyes and brows, her body is soft and vigorous, and her long whip dances like a ribbon, but she does not have the weakness of a woman, but is heroic.

As expected of Xuanbei's favorite woman ever.

Xuanbei's mood waned.

In fact, in the past, he liked her most in the past because of her complacent, pampered and trouble-making personality.If it wasn't for Xuanbei's intention to save her life, she would have lost her life.

Yu Zijin didn't blink his eyes at first, but later on, he felt bored in playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so he turned and fiddled with Xuanbei's fingers.

Some, however, did not want him to stay out of it.

"I heard that Lingren is especially good at singing and dancing. My concubine has never seen it before. I wonder if I will be lucky enough to meet him tonight?" Hua Shanna was the first to mention Lingren, and the conversation was directed at Yu Zijin.

Yu Zijin's eyes lit up, he turned to Xuanbei and said, "I can dance."

Seeing that Xuanbei didn't care much, as if he was right to misbehave, Yu Zijin put his hands on the side of Xuanbei's face, turned his face and looked at him, "Why are you ignoring me?"

His boss's unhappy appearance was soothed by Xuan Bei twice, as if stroking the fur of a kitten, he stroked his hair from his small head.

"Don't dance for them to see." Yu Zijin let go of her hands contentedly, and whispered: "I like that sister's whip, dance for you alone, I also have a whip, okay?"

No wonder he was so clever, he was waiting here.

Xuanbei glanced at the fiery red whip that Hua Shanna wears around her waist, and said nothing.

Yu Zijin became unhappy now, "I'll give you flowers today, the prettiest one."

Xuanbei said with a straight face: "The plum blossom branch was broken off and given to you alone, do you remember?"

This little thing, who asks for food and drinks must be justified, and treats others even if he treats others well and asks for something in return. He is really stupid when he should be, and smart when he should be, and he is not sloppy at all.

But Yu Zijin thought about it and felt that it was true, so he kept silent.He is half-hearted by nature and doesn't remember anything. As soon as his eyes are on eating, he forgets about the whip and doesn't ask for it anymore.

The two talked to each other as if no one was around, and everyone in the audience had different expressions.

Hua Shanna was particularly angry, she gritted her teeth and glared at Yu Zijin, wishing to have his skin cramped.

"It just so happens that I am just like my younger sister. I hope I can see the dance of the Bell Man with my own eyes. Therefore, this time I have specially recruited the dancer of the Bell Man so that we can enjoy it together." Concubine Ying Gui spoke at the right time and bowed to the maid beside her. After saying a few words, the maid hurried away.

A bell person has messed up a family dinner, and now there is a second one?

Huashanna's face was full of displeasure.

In any case, the sound of the zither flute gradually started, and an exquisite woman covered with a light gauze came out slowly. She had a well-shaped figure, as soft as boneless, and danced to the music like a butterfly.Although the whole picture is not visible, the woman's moth eyebrows and a pair of charming eyes are undoubtedly revealed. The light brown curly long hair reaches the waist, flying with the long sleeves, and the silver bells are tied on the wrists and ankles.

At the end of the dance, the woman stood still, her hair was disheveled, she lowered her head quietly, her air was like an orchid.

Both men and women at the banquet had a long aftertaste and it was hard to wake up.

"It's no wonder that a dance by Ling Ren is worth a thousand gold." Concubine Ying Gui smiled slightly.

The woman looked at her, her eyes flickering like hidden stars, "Thank you for your compliment, Imperial Concubine."

"Mother Concubine, Mother Concubine, I want to see her appearance." Princess Xi Le tugged at Ying Guifei's sleeve and made a noise.

"Be more polite." The imperial concubine bowed her head to Princess Xi Le with doting eyes, and then asked the woman, "Miss, would you like to take off your veil?"

The woman remained silent, stretched out her hand and gently lifted it, revealing a delicate and soft face.

She was born elegant and refined, her eyes were soft and ethereal, her slender eyelashes were slightly lowered, and the tails of her eyes were drooping, and she seemed to be hesitant to speak when she raised her eyes every time, with a little sadness, which made people feel distressed.A little crimson lip cherry red, small and pleasant.

In terms of appearance alone, she is on par with Yu Zijin, and the beauty is that as a woman, she has even more charm.

Everyone was full of thoughts, secretly paying attention to the expressions of the two people in the seat.

The king has no ups and downs on his face, and the true joy and anger in his heart are seldom shown.

And that little Hu Meizi didn't know whether his skill was advanced or he was really stupid, he would look at whoever looked at him, with a smile on the corner of his lips, like a master who is not afraid of things.

If two tigers fight each other, they may not be able to reap the joy of fishing.

Huashanna's eyes were sharp, and she made up her mind: this little vixen will most likely enter the harem, and dominate the other person, it is better to leave another bell person, after all, the situation of old concubines and concubines like them can't be worse .

So she said gracefully: "Young lady is good at dancing. Bengong is very active and has been playing with hands and feet all year round. This time I suddenly saw the fun. If you can stay in the palace for a long time and teach Bengong how to dance, it will be great."

The words are polite, but the imperial concubine speaks, how can he choose a mere woman from the Chang family?

The dancer girl bowed Yingying, "Going back to my mother, it is a blessing to stay in the palace forever, I am very happy."

That's how it was decided.

Imperial Concubine Ying cast a glance at Hua Shanna, tilted her head and said, "Miss Dongsheng is gentle and lovely, and I also intend to keep her by the side of Princess Xile. However, the girl is from the same family as Yu Erlang, so it is not good for me to keep her first." , why not ask Yu Erlang what he thinks? If Yu Erlang has no intention of getting close, I will temporarily leave Dongsheng by Princess Xile's side."

Concubine Ying seldom invites pets to compete for position, her words made Zhang Er puzzled.Is it a rare favorite, or is it a fight with Hua Shanna?

Hua Shanna is really in a good mood today.

Let alone the deep meaning.

I heard that the noble concubine met little Hu Meizi a few days ago, and now she is offering him favors, is it true?Is selling the king's face?The concubines pondered every word and thought endlessly in secret.

Yu Zijin didn't care much about kinship.He ate and drank enough, and asked lazily, "When can I go back?"

Xuanbei saw a few women confronting each other with their own thoughts, and a few words were full of meaning, which was really boring.What's more, Gushara and Dalu are not his favorite, and they hate each other when they see each other.It was boring to stay, so Xuanbei found a reason to leave.

When passing by Dongsheng who was kneeling and respectfully seeing him off, Xuanbei looked down at her if there was nothing, with a sarcasm on his face quietly.

The author has something to say:

In fact, there are quite a lot of characters

But anyway, people with a bit of branch line will appear repeatedly

Now I am a little obsessed with writing dialogues and getting along with kings and beauties

Surprisingly, there is still a bit of writing

Adorable, sweet, sweet pet