Two or three things about Lu Ze and Bi Sheng

If you really want to talk about the most favored in the new campus, of course you can't escape the wild cats of various colors and sizes.They are said to be wild cats, but they always come and go in and out of the cafeteria, classrooms and even student dormitories at will, and they can lie down quietly when you are in a good mood. Going to the bathroom or eating seriously, of course, I can't artificially suppress the screams of estrus in the dormitory downstairs every now and then.

All in all, the wild cats in these campuses are not your masters, but they are better than your masters.

Lu Ze has a deep understanding of the above points.There is a black and gray striped cat in the new campus. To describe it in one word, it is "lawless".There is almost no student dormitory on the first floor that it has not been to. There is no classroom that can prevent it from breaking in just because the teacher is in class. All teas have been tasted by him.

Unfortunately, Lu Ze and Bi Sheng got into a fight with it on the first day they came to school.When they entered the new campus in the first year of high school, because the dormitory was too crowded to move, the two decided to go home directly for the first week.The first day of military training made Lu Ze and Bi Sheng a little overwhelmed. After the drowsy evening self-study, the two dragged their tired bodies and walked towards the school gate.

Lu Ze is night blind, but he doesn't even know when it started.On the first day of returning home at night, Lu Ze and Bi Sheng were walking shoulder to shoulder with flashlights on, when suddenly a dark shadow ran across the light.Lu Ze had long been used to various emergencies in the dark, and Bi Sheng also had a "fearless" expression on his face, and the two continued walking unmoved.

The black shadow stopped directly at Lu Ze's feet, and even began to rub against Lu Ze's sweatpants. The flashlight shone through, and it was a cat that came into view.The strong light made its pupils zoom, looking very unfriendly, staring at Lu Ze viciously.

Lu Ze became playful, turned down the light source of the flashlight, and shone it on the wild cat's butt.The feral cat's butt probably hasn't been cleaned up, and it's stained with some dry poop.

"Hey, brother, there's shit on your ass." Lu Ze looked excited, and started talking to the wild cat like a psycho.

The other day students who passed by Lu Ze and Bi Sheng were speechless, and passed by as if they hadn't seen them.Bi Sheng was very helpless. He had long been used to Lu Ze's occasionally nervous personality, but he was quite cute.When the word "cute" flashed in Bi Sheng's mind, he suddenly realized something, and the way he looked at Lu Ze became a little strange.However, Lu Ze's eyesight is not good at night, not to mention that he is busy teasing the cat now, so he didn't notice the sudden change in the aura of this bamboo horse who was left aside by him in the cold.

"Hey! Brother, there's shit on your ass." Lu Ze didn't care if the wild cat understood or not, and kept shining a flashlight on its furry but unclean ass.

The wild cat gave Lu Ze a blank look, and turned away, but Lu Ze didn't back down, and kept following the wild cat, shining a flashlight on its twisting buttocks.Seeing that Lu Ze was chasing after him, the wild cat bent over to face Lu Ze, with a green light shining in its eyes, and its tail was raised high.

Bi Sheng stopped Lu Ze behind him, and glanced at the wild cat condescendingly. The wild cat lowered its tail and rushed into the flower garden as if it had lost the battle.As soon as Bi Sheng turned his head, he faced the grimace that Lu Ze deliberately made from the bottom up with the light of the flashlight, and then took Lu Ze's hand to close it.

Lu Ze's eyes suddenly went dark, and then he felt Bi Sheng's forehead pressed against his own, and he couldn't help feeling a little flustered.A pair of big eyes flicked around, not knowing where to look, and not being able to see clearly.

"Everything is boring." Bi Sheng asked, looking at those eyes that were still shining even in the dark, his ears were a little hot.

With a constipated expression on his face, Lu Ze pushed Bi Sheng away, and turned on the flashlight again: "I have a passion for life, and you will never be better than me in this regard!" Said while jogging towards the school gate.It's strange, I was a little dizzy just now, maybe it's heatstroke!

Bi Sheng quickly caught up with the light in front of him, as if he had forgotten his fatigue.

A pair of crystal cat eyes stared at the two of them from a distance in the flower garden. Cats are born to meet enemies!