when i dress up as zhuge liang

Xie Xiaofei has a secret.

He likes boys.

It was very difficult for him to talk about it, not because he was afraid of other people's strange eyes, but because he didn't want to hurt his father.

Xie Xiaofei's mother died of illness when he was six years old, and his father took care of him alone.A big man, no longer married, no nanny, cook, wash clothes, clean the room by himself, no matter how busy the business is, he has to do everything by himself, Xie Xiaofei was raised like this.

This kindness can never be cleared in a lifetime, so how could he do things that made his father sad?

But this does not prevent him from admiring those outstanding homosexuals, such as Yan Yu, the grass in the same dormitory, and Zhao Zilong, the humanoid hormone in front of him.

Xie Xiaofei raised his head and called him: "Zilong."

Zhao Yun looked at him and responded.

"Can you lend me your dragon gun?"

The man was taken aback when he heard the words, and squinted at him, neither saying yes nor no.

Xie Xiaofei looked at him and waited silently.

His Zhao Yun has 360 hands, with a winning rate of 78%, which is one of the best among many players.Seeing the hero himself this time, it is understandable to want to see the weapon.

Of course, the most important thing is that he felt that if he didn't say anything to divert his attention, he would be stared at by this person.

Xie Xiaofei doesn't talk much, which makes him have a big brain and likes to think wildly.For example, if he thinks that a man flirts with another man inexplicably, either he is not serious, or he has some ulterior relationship with this man.

Is Zhao Yun not serious?

Don't be ridiculous, how is it possible.

So it must be the latter!

Brother Zilong and Military Advisor Zhuge are there!cat!greasy!

This discovery made Xie Xiaofei feel cold all over his body.Just imagine that the heroes in Glory of the Kings all have self-awareness, and the two who see each other fall in love in their spare time, go shopping and eat and eat when they have nothing to do, hold hands to open a house-and then Zhao Yun and Zhuge see each other.

If Zhao Yun knew that Xie Xiaofei had transmigrated into Zhuge Liang, it was very likely that he would be turned into briquettes!

No, this is too cruel and does not conform to the core values ​​of socialism.Xie Xiaofei felt that he had an obligation to prevent the tragedy from happening.

The stare didn't last long.Zhao Yun seemed to have gotten used to Xie Xiaofei's indifference, took a deep look at him, and handed the dragon spear to him without hesitation.

The silver spear was shining with dazzling light, and it fell down uncontrollably as soon as it was grasped. Xie Xiaofei was unprepared. He grabbed the whole body and rushed forward, looking like he was about to fall into the air. mud.Zhao Yun had quick eyes and quick hands, and immediately opened his hands, and the young man fell into his arms.

Xie Xiaofei was hit with stares, his nasal cavity was hot, and he was knocked out by the armor on Zhao Yun's chest, causing a nosebleed, which immediately stained his front red, it couldn't be more pitiful.

Xie Xiaofei quickly raised his head, but he didn't let go of the heavy dragon gun, so he still couldn't stand upright, so he could only use his chin against Zhao Yun's chest to maintain his balance.And Zhao Yun held his face, trying to stop the bleeding.

So Zhou Dudu, who was about to find his own wife, just passed by, and retreated back silently.

Xie Xiaofei didn't know that the very slender Dragon Spear would be so heavy, he was a little confused - of course, it was very likely that it was hit by Zhao Zilong.

What a solid and reliable chest...

Zhao Yun looked at the young man with a paralyzed face, and smiled silently.The fingertips lightly brushed the corners of his eyes, and then retracted them calmly, before taking his own weapon.

"You can't lift it." The man looked at him with downcast eyes, and there was a hint of a smile in his deep voice, "I tried it before."

Xie Xiaofei was startled, pretending to look away as if nothing had happened, and got up to distance himself from him.

"Hmm." He lied, "I want to try again."

Zhao Yun didn't respond to him, but took a closer look at his face, making sure that the nosebleed had stopped automatically before speaking: "Mr. is still so interesting."

Oh fun.

Xie Xiaofei said in his heart, why don't you smile evilly and say "the little goblin who grinds people".

In order to prevent his brain from getting bigger and bigger, Xie Xiaofei decided to change the subject again: "Is there something wrong with Zilong?"

Zhao Yun seemed to have just remembered the business, and after putting away the gun, motioned him to follow.The two floated far in the air, and when they stopped, there was no one around.

This space is pure white, like a boundless dream.

I saw Zhao Yunchang. With a wave of his gun, a set of tables and chairs appeared in the empty space.Xie Xiaofei was about to marvel, but then he thought that Zhuge Liang would definitely not do such a shameless thing, and his enthusiasm immediately diminished a lot.

Zhao Yun waved it a few more times, summoning a chessboard, a teapot, and finally a peach tree like a magician.

He sat down straight, and then stared at Xie Xiaofei.

Xie Xiaofei observed secretly, and after making sure that there was no problem, he finally sat across from him.

"Brother won't be playing these days, let me tell you."

brother?Liu Bei?

"Oh." Xie Xiaofei nodded in response, after thinking about it, he decided to confess, "Well, Zilong."

Zhao Yun raised his hand and poured a cup of tea, waiting for his next words.

"I actually..."

"Attention, the battle is about to begin." A domineering female voice suddenly interrupted Xie Xiaofei, echoing in the entire white space.Immediately afterwards, the white smoke faded away, revealing a gray egg-shaped machine cabin.

This scene is simply too unreal.Zhao Yun and Xie Xiaofei were still sitting in front of the chessboard, drinking tea in the air, and the peach blossoms fell on the table in a timely manner, as if looking at the landscape, but dozens of super-technological things suddenly appeared not far away, which is simply a disorder of time and space... Although his and Zhao Yun's outfits are almost in the same era, but that's not the point!

Xie Xiaofei was still a little dazed, but when he turned around, he saw many heroes walking towards him.Zhou Dudu, who was wearing a coat as a cloak, gave him a suspicious look, but hesitated to speak.

"This battle: Cheng Yaojin, Xiahoudun, Guan Yu, Lu Ban, Hou Yi, Han Xin, Jing Ke, Li Bai, Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang..." The female voice ordered rigidly, "Please choose the control cabin, countdown: 10, 9, 8... "

When Xie Xiaofei heard his name, he immediately stood up, hurriedly floated to the front of the cabin, chose one at random, and sat on the red leather chair at the last second.

Before losing consciousness, Xie Xiaofei glanced at the screen above the leather chair, which showed three large characters: Platinum Two.

Just like the first time, the dizziness like the soul pulling away came, Xie Xiaofei reacted for a while before finally regaining consciousness.

He immediately looked up and looked around, Han Xin, Guan Yu, Jing Ke and Hou Yi stood beside him.

"Welcome to the glory of the king."

Xie Xiaofei was taken aback, put away his mood and prepared to join the "battle".

It doesn't matter whether he is weak or stupid, in short, he feels that if he comes, he will be at ease.It’s not like crying and clamoring to return to the real world. Instead of making yourself so ugly, it’s better to play a few games according to the rules of the game. Maybe the prompt will automatically appear at a certain point?

It's like the heroes in the Canyon of Kings, who usually have nothing to do with each other, but when they meet in battle, they may trigger hidden dialogues.

Of course, the premise of all this is that Xie Xiaofei wins.

He is not afraid of being punished, but looks forward to it.According to Li Bai, the punishment is carried out by the system, which means that he can take the opportunity to contact the system, and then he will know some ins and outs.

I suddenly felt that my IQ has improved a lot since I became Zhuge Liang...

cough!

Xie Xiaofei felt the flexibility of his limbs, and found that he was not controlled, and his desire to win became stronger.

With the sound of "the whole army attacked", Xie Xiaofei walked out of the spring first.

He glanced at the lineup on the opposite side, and he was quite serious.

Zhou Yu's damage is very high in the late stage, and Zhuge Liang has always been weak in the late stage, so Xie Xiaofei must suppress the opponent mage in the early stage to be able to play output.

The opening was very smooth: Erye Guan and Han Xin directly snatched the red buff of Lu Ban on the opposite side, and beat Xia Hou to a residual blood by the way.Han Xin moved back to our wild area in two stages, and met Zhou Yu who came to interfere. Xie Xiaofei quickly supported him and helped Han Xin finish playing blue and successfully promoted to two levels.Guan Erye then arrived and chopped off two blocks of Zhou Yu's blood with one knife. Han Xin stepped forward to strike and chop.

A set of coordination is perfect, Xie Xiaofei is in a good mood, and his steps are much lighter.

At this time, Li Bai faintly said on the public screen: "Level [-], come and fight against the wild, it's very swollen, Han Tiaotiao."

Xie Xiaofei subconsciously glanced at Han Chongyan, who was playing the blue bird behind him, and wandered around his expressionless handsome face, inexplicably feeling that it was very reliable.

The fight continues.

On the road, Houyi got the red and confronted Cheng Yaojin. No one could help the other. On the road, because Lu Ban's early development was suppressed, Jing Ke didn't have much difficulty coping with it. Guan Yu ran all over the map, and the support was fast.

Xie Xiaofei saw the strength of his teammates and became more confident in victory.

He has a small problem, he wants to make waves when the wind is favorable, and he is afraid of swelling.Seeing that the tyrant was taken by Han Xin, Xie Xiaofei couldn't hold back anymore, and his little heart that wanted to make trouble was ready to move.

He sneaked around into the grass in the middle, just in time to see Li Bai playing blue on the opposite side, and took advantage of the second after Li Bai finished brushing the big one, he rushed straight through the wall and snatched blue in his hand.Li Bai was silent for a moment in bewilderment, then glanced at him helplessly, and then was controlled by the player to rush up, but Xie Xiaofei didn't like to fight, and flew back through the wall silently with a flash.

Seeing such a handsome man deflate because of the blue buff for the second time, Xie Xiaofei was so beautiful that he blossomed.

No way, he also likes Papa Lan very much.

Zhou Yu and Xie Xiaofei were two levels behind, and the front was completely killed by an instant, so the governor is now very wretched, and he is focused on withdrawing troops, regardless of everything - anyway, he can't grab it.

Xie Xiaofei was full of hatred in this hand, and it didn't take long to see that the four people on the opposite side, except Li Bai, gathered in the middle, obviously wanting to force a group.Xie Xiaofei obviously couldn't bear to meet such a big anger at first glance.

Hey, it's time for you to feel the real power!

Xie Xiaofei flicked his two skills, and walked around in the crowd repeatedly...

Then, Silk Blood fled.

The speed of the blood bar falling was as fast as morality, he didn't even have time to see clearly before it disappeared in a blink of an eye, it was very miserable.

Xie Xiaofei covered his face and ran home, resolutely giving up the outer tower in the middle road.

Life-saving is the most important thing, wait until I am full of blood to fight again!

The spring water wrapped in soft white mist is close at hand, Xie Xiaofei can even imagine the comfort and refreshment of replenishing blood, but in the next second, a small missile flew from behind him with a "boom", and it "boomed" impartially. Hit on the top of the head.

A sharp pain!

The domineering female voice sounded at the right time, with a trace of inexplicable ridicule:

“Youh□□ebeenslained!”

Xie Xiaofei died at the door of his house.

The author has something to say:

FirstBlood first drop of blood!

DoubleKill Double Kill!

TribleKill triple kill!

QuadraKill Quadra Kill!

PentaKill five kills!

Ace group is destroyed!

KillingSpree kills and kills! (Kill three people)

Rampage kills like hemp! (Kill four people)

Unstoppable is overwhelming! (Kill five people)

Godlike sweeps thousands of troops! (Kill six people)

Legendary is unparalleled in the world (Super God)! (Kill seven people)

Anenemy has been claimed. We killed the enemy.

Anally has been claimed. The enemy kills us.

Youh□□eslainedanenemy. You kill the enemy.

Youh□□ebeenslained. You were killed by the enemy.

Shutdown! End!

Executed. Killed by minions or institutions.

Your turret has been destroyed. Our defense tower has been destroyed.

Your team has destroyed the turret. Destroy the enemy defense tower.

ps: This is not a system text, the protagonist is already very powerful in disguise as Zhuge Liang, there is no need for the system to continue to open and hang.Why you travel through and how to go back will be explained~ By the way, Yun Liang is the author's life, and the main cp of this article is also Yun Liang, so don't use Xuan Liang, Liang Tong, Liang Yu, Lu Yun, Shuangqiang, etc. in the comments Oh~ touch it!