when i dress up as zhuge liang

The alcoholic Xie Xiaofei didn't know what Li Bai and Leng Yuming said, he lay in the arms of his sweetheart in a daze, and had a dream.

He dreamed that Zhuang Zhou was sleeping lightly in a piece of blue, and golden butterflies were flying around him like a light mist.

Xie Xiaofei didn't dare to disturb him, and simply sat on the water in a daze, and it passed like this for a long, long time.

Until the water vapor filled the air and the butterflies became less and less, Zhuang Zhou suddenly opened his eyes:

"You bastard."

A scam, a scam, a scam...

Xie Xiaofei was startled awake.

What the hell!He's not cheating, okay?

Xie Xiaofei felt something was wrong as soon as he woke up.

He lifted the quilt and saw his naked thighs.

Xie Xiaofei was very strangely silent for two seconds: "Leng Xiansen, where are my clothes?"

Teacher Leng was harassed by a certain alcoholic until midnight, and he didn't wake up at all. When he heard a familiar voice, he thought he was dreaming, and pulled him into his arms very naturally, raised and pressed his arms, and immediately made Xie Xiaofei unable to move.

He murmured in a low voice: "Little drunk, I won't let you drink anymore."

Xie Xiaofei's struggling movements stopped, his old face turned red, and he could not move in silence.

He doesn't drink well, and he doesn't know what to do when he's drunk, so he rarely touches alcohol before, but yesterday he really drank too much.

Did he put Leng Yuming to sleep?

Oh no, it’s cool to think about it hahaha.

I have to say that the little virgin is very thoughtful.

Xie Xiaofei had no class in the morning and was not in a hurry to get up, so he lay down with Leng Yuming for a while.

The sleeping man was completely different from usual, his long and narrow eyes were slightly closed, his eyelashes were black and dense, like a pair of quivering butterflies.The facial features were already extremely perfect, but after removing the seriousness and guard, they looked extraordinarily gentle, even a little fragile.

He has never had a good look at Leng Yuming, before because he was prejudiced against him, and later because he was shy.Now that the two of them were lying quietly together in a warm atmosphere, he couldn't help but focus on the face of the person next to the pillow.Xie Xiaofei was quite guilty at first, and only dared to sneak a glance, but after going back and forth a few times, he became upright.

This is his object, he admires his handsome appearance, and is proud of it, and feels that he has a face when he goes out.

Although he dare not.

The corners of Xie Xiaofei's mouth pressed down.

When Teacher Leng opened his eyes, he saw the paralyzed sweetheart staring at him out of focus. He looked so cute and cute.

The man couldn't hold back, he raised his hand to pinch Xie Xiaofei's nose, and said in an outrageously pampering tone: "Why are you in a daze, huh?"

Xie Xiaofei came back to his senses, looked straight into Leng Yuming's eyes, and found that his own reflection was reflected in those bright and deep pupils.

"It's okay." His face was blurred by the man's undisguised love, his ears felt faintly hot, and he struggled to sit up quickly, "Get up when you wake up, I'm hungry."

Leng Yuming likes his serious and coquettish appearance.In his eyes, Xie Xiaofei looks good no matter what he does, especially when he is shy.

"Beautiful Xie Xiaofei" got up naked and put on his clothes, the gaze from behind poked his body like a real one, making his whole body steaming with embarrassment, and hurriedly tidied himself up with hands and feet.

There are no traces on the body, obviously they didn't do it. As for why they are completely naked, maybe he did it himself?I have to say that Xie Xiaofei is very self-aware.

The little drunk secretly gave himself a thumbs up.

Leng Hooligan was very happy. He admired his lover's white bare back and buttocks, narrowed his eyes like a fox, and blew a long whistle in his heart, dissipating the depression and exhaustion of last night together.

After Xie Xiaofei got drunk, he just acted like a baby at first, but Leng Yuming endured it for a long time before he stopped him on the spot.After finally helping him take a shower, the alcoholic started running around the room naked, singing while running.

To be reasonable, the lover walking the bird was a test of Teacher Leng's self-control, but his singing was like a biochemical weapon, forcibly poisoning the man's sanity back.

Teacher Leng really didn't know that Xie Xiaofei could go from Tianzhu girl to hero song by singing out of tune.

When Leng Yuming managed to catch Xie Jiugui, it was already daylight, who knows how his small body has such great physical strength.

The two washed up one after the other, kissed each other in the bathroom, and then took the keys and went out to eat.

In order to draw a clear line with Leng Yuming, Xie Xiaofei broke his mobile phone card before, but now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, he has to do it again.

They went shopping together after dinner, and bought a few sets of clothes after dealing with the mobile phone cards.

"Do you want another computer?" Leng Yuming looked at the electronic equipment area not far away, "The screen of the mobile phone is relatively small, you have to hold it all the time, and there are limitations in communicating with Zhao Yun and the others. If you use a computer, you can type at the same time." It is much more convenient to do other things while playing the game.”

Xie Xiaofei subconsciously wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, he felt that what Leng Yuming said made sense.

He has always been handicapped, unable to play large-scale online games, only mobile games.Glory of Kings also has a computer version, you only need to download an emulator, the operation is relatively difficult, but the look and feel of the game is indeed much better than that of mobile phones.He didn't dare to play at all before, but now he can give it a try.

With the help of the shopping guide, the two chose a desktop computer with high configuration. Leng Yuming did not grab it when paying the payment, but agreed with Xie Xiaofei that Xie Xiaofei would bear the payment for the bare computer, and he would pay for all subsequent updates and maintenance costs.

Obviously Xie Xiaofei took out his own pocket, but he was as happy as if he had picked up money.

I have to say that Mr. Leng knows his lover very well: Xie Xiaofei prefers to work hard with people he cares about rather than asking others to give unconditionally.

At this point, the two people are highly similar, because they have both been equally lonely.

After buying the computer, they continued shopping, and when they passed by the movie theater, they realized that they hadn't had a serious date yet.

Leng Yuming looked at Xie Xiaofei with a smile that was not a smile, with a wry expression of "I'll wait for you to ask me to confess."

Xie Xiaofei glared at him, turned around with a blushing face, and kept complaining in his heart.

This hooligan is really naive, he has to be said those hypocritical words by others himself.Even if he didn't say it, he should know it!

Xie Xiaofei... really likes him very much.

No, I don't particularly like it!Just a little like it, one!point!point!

Thank you. I'm so awkward. Xiao Fei's face turned even redder.

Therefore, the country is easy to change and the nature is difficult to change. If you want this mouthless cancer to confess frankly, you must do it with real guns.

Teacher Leng thought so deeply.

Xie Xiaofei went to school in the afternoon.His major is relatively unpopular. There are only 30 students in the whole class, and many major courses are taught together with other majors in the same department.

When Xie Xiaofei came to the classroom, Yan Yu saw him at a glance, and quickly beckoned him to pass.

"Thank you for helping me to occupy a seat." Xie Xiaofei smiled reservedly with gentle eyes.

Yan Yu knew that he was introverted, and it was good to be able to laugh, so he naturally smiled back at him and explained softly: "We got up early at noon, so we came here first."

Xie Xiaofei nodded, sat down next to Yan Yu, and took out his textbooks and notes.

Luo Jin and Xia Qin looked sleepy, propping their chins to turn the pen, turning it and dropping it, and they looked so cute and stupid.They were very bored, but they didn't play with their mobile phones, not because they didn't want to play, but because Yan Yu, a serious student, was sitting next to them, so they were too embarrassed to play.

The classroom is overcrowded. Professor Ding's lectures are always interesting, and people from other departments often come to take classes, but Xie Xiaofei and the others are already used to this kind of lecture style, so they are not so amazing, and it is normal to desert.

There are more people, and there are more whispers.From time to time, Xie Xiaofei heard a few girls whispering about the terms "Glory of the King" and "Anchor", and suddenly came up with some ideas.

"You say, how about I live broadcast?" After the class, several people were fine, and Xie Xiaofei just took them to discuss.

"What's the live broadcast?" Luo Jin became interested.He has a detached personality, has been in various circles, knows many anchors, and is very familiar with this aspect.

"Glory of the King."

"That's it." Luo Jin smiled, "I think it's ok. You have a strong sense of operation and awareness, and you can locate a technical anchor. Now this mobile game is very popular, and it may become a game for all in the future. The live broadcast prospect is very good. "

Xie Xiaofei nodded, fully agreeing with this statement.

Yan Yu was a little puzzled: "Why do you suddenly want to do a live broadcast?"

Xie Xiaofei said: "My dad's birthday is coming up, I want to earn money to buy him a massager. I don't know anything else, my English is better and I haven't passed CET-[-]. Others hate being a tutor. better."

Moreover, he also wanted to buy gifts for Leng Yuming and his roommates.

The three of them didn't say anything, and they all expressed their support.In the evening, Xie Xiaofei went home and mentioned it to Leng Yuming, and Teacher Leng agreed.

"There is a condition." The man's tone was very serious.

Xie Xiaofei hates him the most, it's super scary.

He immediately said: "I will do whatever you say."

"You can't show your face." Leng Yuming narrowed his eyes, "You are so handsome, they will definitely fall in love with you, I'm jealous."

Xie Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, his ears turned red, and said weakly: "It's not as exaggerated as you said, I look very ordinary. And don't you think it's weird to say it directly..."

Of course Teacher Leng didn't think it was weird, let alone showing his face, he didn't even want Xie Xiaofei's voice to be heard.However, such a request would definitely be strongly condemned by his sweetheart, so he didn't dare to mention it.

Leaving aside the tedious "discussions" the two of them had on the issue of jealousy, Xie Xiaofei registered an account on the tentacles after installing the computer and related equipment.

He also watched live broadcasts before. At that time, the anchor was very popular, and the main hero was a wild assassin. His Li Bai learned from the anchor.Later, the Internet suddenly started to be bullied, and a lot of scandals broke out. The character of this anchor was questioned by many parties, and he gradually lost his fans.

Xie Xiaofei followed the novice tutorial to do the task, selected the game zone, successfully created his own room, and named it "Glory of the Handicapped".

Tenten.com is very caring for novices. The system will send recommendation seats at the beginning, and it also comes with [-] fans.

He downloaded the emulator, and while logging into the game, he practiced his lines to the group of fake fans: "Hello everyone, I am your handicapped anchor Xiaofei, this is the first time to play games with a computer, I hope to be able to play with you this season Let’s be the king together. I’m now Diamond [-] and [-] stars…”

When he said this, he stopped immediately.

A line of red letters suddenly appeared on the public screen where I thought there were only fake fans: "Anchor, you are lying, you are obviously a four-star diamond."

Xie Xiaofei sniffed, looked at his four-star interface and only 90 credit points, and gave a muffled hum.

At the same time, in the system space, Master Sword Immortal, who was summoned by the drunk Xie Xiaofei last night and only watched without playing the game, sneezed hard.

Strange, Han Tiaotiao misses me again?

The author has something to say:

Hmm~ The stupid author is back.At the beginning of school, I was very busy, receiving new students, and was asked to be a class assistant for the 17th grade. I was so tired that I collapsed, QAQ.Stupid authors don't have much time to play games and codewords, but fortunately, it's a little easier now.

Hmm~ By the way, the stupid author is preparing to sign a contract. Tentacle has also opened a live broadcast room, called "Glory of the Handicapped" hahaha. If I have time, I will broadcast the ranking of the diamond star game live. The stupid author is a handicapped , if you are interested, you can go and see~

The blue queen should be updated daily in the past few days, and the double update will be dropped from time to time. After looking at the collection, the data has dropped again, my fault QAQ

Don't give up on me!The stupid author will definitely work hard!hum