when i dress up as zhuge liang

It took a lot of effort for the two to separate the drunk men who were hugging each other, and each of them carried the other into Teacher Leng's car.

"Bring someone to you first?" Yan Yu looked at Li Bai who had calmed down beside him, his head hurt a little, "Is there no one else in your house?"

"No." He paused, and then said, "That's my home and Xiao Fei's."

When Yan Yu choked, he was immediately fed a ton of dog food, and quickly turned his gaze out of the window, not knowing what to see.

Teacher Leng smiled, feeling very happy.

It was already 10:30 when the group arrived at the villa, Leng Yuming took Xie Xiaofei to take a bath, and the heavy responsibility of taking care of Li Bai fell on Yan Yu.

A drunk Sword Immortal usually doesn't go crazy, if Xie Xiaofei didn't take him with him, he wouldn't be like that before.Now that no one is making trouble, he is naturally very well-behaved, and he can do whatever he is asked to do.

Yan Yu simply wiped his face for him, and fed him some water, and he fell asleep on the sofa after a while.There were a few noises in the bathroom from time to time, Yan Yu was a little worried, but he didn't dare to go over to look.

He sat beside Li Bai, looking at the layout of the villa.The beige wool carpet is clean and comfortable, the tables and chairs are neat, there are no extra stains and strange smells, and the warm light of the crystal chandelier fills the whole room with a warm atmosphere, which makes people relax unconsciously.

Yan Yu nodded, very satisfied with this place.

His eyes swept over Li Bai's face many times, but he never stopped, as if he was completely unaware of the beauty of Lord Sword Immortal.

Not long after, Teacher Leng came out drenched.Xie Xiaofei was held in his arms, murmuring unconsciously, obviously talking in his sleep.

Leng Yuming and Yan Yu looked at each other and sighed softly.

The word "drinking and sex" is obviously not suitable for Xie Xiaofei.

After finally getting the two of them settled, Yan Yu was already so tired that his back ached, so Leng Yuming stayed him overnight and ordered takeaway by the way.

After finishing supper, Yan Yu was arranged in the guest room next to Li Bai, while Leng Yuming went back to sleep with his wife in his arms.

Silent all night.

The next day is Monday, which is also the beginning of the last week at the end of term.Xie Xiaofei and the others had no classes except for the few days of the exam, so Teacher Leng didn't wake him up.

After preparing breakfast, Leng Yuming went to work first. Before leaving, he asked Yan Yu to take care of Xie Xiaofei. His attitude was so sincere that it was impossible to refuse.

It was almost noon when Xie Xiaofei woke up from hunger, he was still in a trance, stared at the roof for a long time, and then yelled in a particularly wronged way: "Leng Xiansen, I'm hungry."

The new baby daddy of Yanyu brand was reading a book, and hurried over when he heard the sound: "How do you feel? Does your head hurt?"

After speaking, he handed the clothes to Xie Xiaofei.

The latter looked at him in bewilderment, then silently glanced under the quilt, and his ears turned red when he saw the naked white legs: "Am I drunk again?"

Yan Yu nodded, smiled and said: "In the future, remember to call us when you go out for a drink. There are so many people, and it's okay to get drunk."

Xie Xiaofei knew that he was saving face for himself, and the embarrassment in his heart disappeared a lot, so he also replied: "Okay."

Xie Xiaofei quickly dressed and washed, and only thought of Li Bai afterward.The two came to the guest room together, but found that the bed was empty, and there was no shadow of Lord Sword Immortal.

Xie Xiaofei was anxious immediately, and quickly called Leng Yuming: "Teacher, have you seen Li...cough, Xiaobai?"

Yan Yu was rummaging in the room, and didn't pay attention to Xie Xiaofei's suspicious pause.

"He's gone?" Teacher Leng frowned, "You should look around the house, he's limited in ability here, so he shouldn't run around."

Xie Xiaofei hummed, and was about to say something more, when he suddenly noticed Yan Yu who was stunned beside the bed.He was holding the quilt with one hand, maintaining an opening movement, with a very stiff expression.

Yan Yu looked at Xie Xiaofei, then at the empty bed, hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong?" Xie Xiaofei hung up the phone and walked over with a curious expression.As soon as he got to the bed, he was so startled that he almost jumped up.

There is someone in the bed!

A man the size of a thumb!

The villain's face turned purple and he was panting deeply. If Yan Yu hadn't lifted the quilt in time, he might have been suffocated inside.

Xie Xiaofei was struck by lightning, and it took him a long time to find his voice: "Taibai?"

The villain coughed, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito: "Good morning, Xiaofei."

Is it really okay to be so calm when you are almost dead?

The corner of Xie Xiaofei's eyes twitched, and he stretched out two fingers to pinch the villain, and put it in his palm, he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Lord Sword Immortal has turned into a little thumb, but his clothes have not become smaller, so he will be completely naked, and his buttocks will glow.

"Xiaofei... am I dreaming?" Yan Yu looked at Xie Xiaofei with a dazed expression, his eyes were full of bewilderment.

It's not his fault. No socialist successor can accept this absurd reality in an instant. Not calling out already shows that he is better than ordinary people.

"No." Xie Xiaofei smiled awkwardly, "Well, let me introduce you, this is Qinglian Sword Fairy Li Bai."

Then he turned the villain over and made him face Yan Yu: "Taibai, this is Yan Yu, my buddy."

The two interdimensional people's big eyes met small eyes, and they both saw the bewilderment on each other's faces.

Yan Yu greeted in a daze, and it took him a long time to react: "Li Bai? From King of Glory?"

"Ah."

"...I'm sure I haven't woken up." Yan Yu said that he was about to go out, Xie Xiaofei quickly grabbed him, and told all about the time travel.

Yan Yu was sluggish the whole time, Xie Xiaofei didn't know how much he listened to, and said bitterly: "I know you won't believe it, but those are the facts. As for why Taibai became like this, I don't know."

Xie Xiaofei scratched Li Bai's little head, and sighed deeply: "You have become like this now, will tautology kill me?"

Li Bai was stunned for a moment, hugged Xie Xiaofei's index finger, how cute he looked: "No, I became like this probably because of the disordered data flow, it will be fine after I go back." He said, secretly glanced at the silent Yan Yu, the corner of his mouth couldn't help evoking a slight arc.

Neither of them noticed.

It took half a day for Grandma Yan to accept the story, and Teacher Leng, who learned about the situation by phone, also got off work early.The three of them surrounded Li Bai with his thumb on the tea table, their expressions were indescribable.

"Do you think I should make him a suit?" Xie Xiaofei scratched his head, "It's not good to be naked all the time."

Teacher Leng squinted his eyes, turned around and took out a newly bought Barbie doll from his briefcase. The doll was about the same size as Li Bai and was wearing a pink dress.

Li Bai was taken aback, and quickly crawled along Xie Xiaofei's trouser legs into his pocket, staring at Leng Yuming in horror.

This bastard teacher wouldn't want to dress him up in women's clothes, would he?

"Cough." Xie Xiaofei stopped Teacher Leng, he didn't have the nerve to say that he wanted to watch it too, and whispered, "Don't scare him, I'll make a set according to the size."

Teacher Leng smiled. He was extremely handsome, but Li Bai looked like a demon in his eyes.

Lord Sword Immortal was famous for his life, but now he is shivering in fear of a foreign dress.

Xie Xiaofei's workmanship is poor, so the finished clothes are very eye-catching, but at any rate, men's clothes can cover the body, so Li Bai didn't dislike it.

Afterwards, Mr. Leng cooked a sumptuous lunch. Yan Yu, who tasted the delicious food, had a good impression of him, and the last trace of doubt in his heart disappeared.

"Thank you for the hospitality." After calming down, Yan Yu changed back to that polite tie grass, with a warm and gentle smile, "The exam is coming soon, I will go back to review first, Xiaofei, you also remember to review."

Xie Xiaofei nodded and sent him out the door, not noticing that the villain in his pocket sneaked up on Yan Yu: "You all pay attention to safety."

Teacher Leng squinted at him, suddenly put him in his arms, and kissed him hard in front of Yan Yu.

Xie Xiaofei's face was reddened by the kiss.

Yan Shicao, who was forced to watch, twitched the corners of his mouth, his expression almost tensed.

After a while, Leng Yuming let go of his sweetheart, opened the car door to let Yan Yu in, and sat in the driver's seat himself.

Xie Xiaofei watched Touareg leave the villa area smoothly, hummed a song and went into the house to clean up the dishes, completely unaware that Li Bai had disappeared again.

The Sword Immortal who abandoned Xie Xiaofei was nestling on Yan Yu's lap, bearing someone's speechless eyes.

"Why are you following me?" Yan Xiicao's temples throbbed, "I don't know how to take care of you."

Thumb Li Bai smiled, his moon-like eyes were soft and bright, staring at Yan Yu intently, as if he was looking at his own son.

Yan Yu's heart trembled, and he almost slapped him.

Leng Yuming glanced at the fool in the back seat in the rearview mirror, and explained very kindly: "Xiao Fei has already told you about time travel, right? In fact, people in the world of kings often have mental breakdowns, and they are overloaded. If things go on like this There will be problems. At this time, in order to ensure the safety of the hero's life, the system will select people who match their spiritual power and let them temporarily take over the hero's body."

"Am I one of them?" Yan Yu was taken aback, and looked at Li Bai suspiciously, "Does my spiritual power match yours?"

Lord Sword Immortal nodded, feeling very happy.

He originally thought it would be difficult to find. After all, the system was invaded by a virus, and he couldn't tell him the exact location of the match.But I didn't expect this person to appear by himself in just one day.

He could feel a strong resonance with Yan Yu's mental power, and the humming sound as thin as a mosquito echoed in his mind endlessly like some kind of beautiful music.

"I don't want to go to that kind of place." Yan Yu frowned tightly, contrary to his approachable attitude, "At least not now. Leaving aside the danger, time alone is not enough. The exam is coming soon. You either After I finish the exam, I'll either find someone else."

Li Bai was stunned for a moment, and was immediately aggrieved.

Teacher Leng glanced at the little thumb and explained for him: "Each hero has only one suitable person, and he can't find others. Let's wait for you. You shouldn't die in six days."

"That's fine." Yan Yu nodded, without further refusing, "We'll talk about it then."

The corners of Li Bai's mouth froze, and he silently nestled on Yan Yu's lap, not moving.

Six days, when converted to the world of kings, it would be five full months. Even if he did not die, he would have to lose half his life.

Forget it, priority is given to those who fit well, after all, he is the one who needs help.

They are all heroes, why is he so pitiful.

hum. QQ

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