when i dress up as zhuge liang

WTF!

Xie Xiaofei waited angrily for his resurrection, he didn't think there was anything wrong with his hasty death.All he wanted to do now was to get rid of little Luban in seconds, and even Papa Lan couldn't divert his attention.

The teammates all rushed over the moment the outer tower was broken. However, due to our lack of meat, it was very difficult to get together. In addition, Li Bai came in from time to time to touch around after finishing the big game. Soon Hou Yi and Jing Ke were killed. .Bloody Han Xinfei jumped back to the city, while Guan Yu continued to stir shit.

There is no hard control on the opponent, so Guan Yu's second skill is enough to deal with it. In addition, as long as he can run, the damage in the charge state is still very high.

As soon as Xie Xiaofei was revived, he immediately cleared his troops. At any rate, he saved the second tower in the middle road, and half of his health bar was lost.Seeing that the situation was under control, Han Xin rushed into the wild area twice, and started poking at Li Bai who was robbing the wild.

Xie Xiaofei wanted to say tautologically that you should be more wretched, don't waste time, but in the blink of an eye, Han Xin came back with Papa Lan.

[All] Li Bai: You let Lan die!

Xie Xiaofei suddenly thought of that shriveled handsome face, almost laughed out loud, but held back.

[All] Han Xin: Are you skinny again?

[All] Li Bai: …… Grass.

Second Master Guan on horseback silently glanced at Xie Xiaofei, who was holding back his laughter, and went out with the soldiers.And Xie Xiaofei regained full blood and began to block and kill Xiao Luban.

To be honest, he has seen a lot of Lu Ban before, and he often grabs the head in a dramatic way, but they all pass by without leaving a deep impression, but today's one really caught him off guard.

Lu Ban never imagined that he just followed the player's operation and threw a small missile casually, and he was on the blacklist of the Zhuge military division ever since.In short, Xie Xiaofei chased him and killed him from the beginning to the end of this round, and he just didn't let him develop.

Because our lineup is relatively fragile, Jing Ke has a meat outfit, but he is still at a disadvantage in team battles.Seeing that the enemy has three highland towers left, and our middle highland has been broken, the outcome is a mystery for a while.Han Xin took the opportunity to steal the dragon, and was about to take the juggernaut to fight, but he didn't expect that Xiahou on the opposite side threw a big move, just in time to kill the silk blood juggernaut!

Dalong lost his life, this sentence is not groundless.

Seeing the five people on the opposite side directly following the dominant vanguard from the middle group, Cheng Yaojin and Xia Houdun took the lead, Lu Ban and Zhou Yu played wretchedly, and Li Bai wandered back and forth in the field area.Xie Xiaofei hurriedly sent a signal to his teammates to clear the troops, and he himself was unambiguous, running around on three-way high ground, panting from exhaustion.

After clearing the two waves of vanguards, the five people on the opposite side also arrived. Xie Xiaofei and Hou Yi were sticking to the crystal. Guan Yu couldn't move around, so he could only cut the back row in a small area, with little effect.Han Xin glanced at the bottom lane, jumped out decisively, and took advantage of the time when the opponent was concentrating on the team, Rao entered the wild area and attacked the enemy's bottom lane high ground!

That was the longest 30 seconds. Xie Xiaofei watched Hou Yi and Guan Yu being killed one after another, Jing Ke was also directly disabled, and half of his own crystal lost blood. The line of soldiers broke through the opposite high ground.

Li Bai went back to stop him, and the two started fighting.

Xie Xiaofei didn't have the energy to pay attention to the situation on Han Xin's side, he was blessed in an instant, and bought a Huiyue at a speed that he couldn't believe!

The golden body of the Huiyue brand blocked all damage and bought 1.5 seconds for the dying crystal!

In just 1.5 seconds, Li Bai died at the door of his house, and Han Xin's ultra-high attack speed exploded in an instant, and he poked and exploded the enemy's crystal with only a super soldier with residual blood!

When Xie Xiaofei left, he was still in shock, and he broke out in a cold sweat from the shock.

If this happened a few more times, he might have a heart attack.

Still in that pure white space, Xie Xiaofei raised his head to say hello to the friends who fought side by side just now, and then walked a few steps away silently.He had a premonition that the system was going to be messed up. After all, he was the one who operated it from beginning to end this time.

Sure enough, at the moment he was away from the crowd, a blue light suddenly shone down, enveloped him completely, and disappeared in place in an instant.

Xie Xiaofei who was brought into another piece of pure white nothingness looked very calm, only he knew that his hands were still shaking.

The air was silent for three seconds, and then a mechanical female voice suddenly sounded: "The system has judged that Zhuge Liang is suspected of being out of the player's control. Because of his first offense, he will be given a primary punishment. A total of 15 points will be deducted, and the war will be suspended for three working days."

He doesn't care about the truce, okay?

"You are the system, right?!" Xie Xiaofei was so excited that he couldn't control himself for the first time, "Tell me, why did I become Zhuge Liang? I am obviously just a college student playing games! How do I go back! "

The other party was silent for three seconds again, and then replied rigidly: "It has been judged that Zhuge Liang's individual has been invaded by a virus and has escaped the control of the system.

Querying the source of the virus... The information query is completed:

Virus name: Xie Xiaofei.

Rank: Diamond [-].

Age: 21 years old.

Commonly used heroes: Zhao Yun, Han Xin, Guan Yu, King Lanling, Ju Youjing, Cao Cao, Concubine Yu.

Invasion route: electric wave conversion.It is preliminarily determined that the player's brain waves are imported into the game and occupy Zhuge Liang's body.

The system's tentative expulsion plan: ensure that the player is separated from Zhuge Liang's body consciousness.The player will be forced to act completely opposite to Zhuge Liang's ontological consciousness. The system will detect the brain wave band to make feedback stimulation. After complete separation, the player will be forcibly expelled and Zhuge Liang's ontological consciousness will return.

Stimulus preparation, 10, 9, 8, 7..."

Xie Xiaofei was completely fooled!

What does it mean?His brain waves entered the game?That is to say, his body is still outside?

Also, what is forced eviction!Is this really okay? !

"...2, 1, the stimulation begins."

As soon as the words fell, Xie Xiaofei felt a pain in his heart, as if he had been pricked by a needle.He subconsciously sucked in a breath of cold air, his body suddenly fell, and he fell out of this space directly!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

"what's your name?"

Xie Xiaofei was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out, but was suddenly interrupted by a deep voice.At the same time, his body sank heavily, and he was hugged by someone.

He opened his eyes and looked over, and found that this person was Zhao Yun.

The young general was dressed in military uniform, tall and tall, with a hint of melancholy in his brows.His hands were steady and strong, as if the person he was holding in his arms was the most precious treasure in the world. He obviously didn't speak, but it gave people a feeling that he wanted to offer the whole world.

Simply domineering president.

Unprepared, Xie Xiaofei was crushed by him again, and the tips of his ears were slightly red.

He was dragged to be punished by the system, and he was caught by this person as soon as he came out. Obviously, he had been waiting here for a long time.

There was still something Xie Xiaofei didn't understand, and he immediately confirmed the relationship between Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, and wanted to confess more and more.Just as he was about to speak, there was a sudden pain in his heart, and he secretly thought it was going to be bad.

Conscience of heaven and earth, Xie Xiaofei just wanted to say something... However, the upright Zhao Zilong endured a passionate tongue kiss!

woc...

Xie Xiaofei's head exploded.

He actually pried Zhao Yun's mouth open uncontrollably!And stick out your tongue!Still lick!

Nima is a fucking dog...

Just when the man turned his back and hugged him tightly, sucking his lips desperately like he hadn't drank water for hundreds of years, the pain like being pricked by a needle rushed from his heart to the top of his head in an instant, making him dizzy for a while .

He swore that this was his first kiss in more than twenty years, and it was also the most painful kiss in his life.

It turns out that the things Zhuge Liang would never do include kissing Zhao Yun...

This is what Xie Xiaofei thought before he was so painful that he lost consciousness.

Although the point doesn't seem right.

The most important thing Xie Xiaofei played when he played King of Kings was that the modeling of this game was so handsome that there were basically no ugly people. As for those weird tanks, he didn't play them.And Zhao Yun has always been the face of the king.

Inexplicably handing over her first kiss, although it wasn't her own body, nor was she voluntary, but... well, it's not a big deal if you think about it this way.

Xie Xiaofei wanted to cast aside his worthless self.

He opened his eyes in pain, but what he saw was not the pure white he was used to, but a piece of water blue wallpaper and a crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling.

Xie Xiaofei reacted for a few seconds, pinched himself in a daze, and immediately gasped in pain.

Not a dream?

He is out of the game?

"I go……"

Xie Xiaofei didn't know what words to use to express his ecstasy!He didn't even think about why he woke up from a completely strange room, and almost couldn't wait to get out of bed.

The state of stepping on the void in the game as if you can fall at any time is not as good as the feeling of being down-to-earth.Xie Xiaofei stood barefoot on the floor, feeling the coolness from the wooden floor, as if his whole body came alive.

This feeling of contrast between hot and cold is the reality he longs for.In the game, even if there is a nosebleed, it will automatically recover. It is not so high-end as it is scary.

That's not the state that normal people should have at all.

He actually walked around the bed a few times, and he didn't remember to pay attention to his own situation until the excitement of returning to reality subsided.

He was wearing a light gray cotton pajamas, standing in front of a medium-sized double bed.This bedroom is clean and tidy. There are only two reclining chairs and a row of cabinets. There is a glass coffee table beside the bed. It looks a little different, but it is inexplicably harmonious.The beige curtains are just drawn together, keeping the night out, and the interior is warm.

This is obviously not Xie Xiaofei's dormitory, nor is it any room he knows.

Waking up in a strange place made Xie Xiaofei instantly alert.He moved cautiously to the door, held the doorknob with both hands, and put his ear on the door to listen carefully.

"Well, I know...it's okay, you don't have to worry."

Xie Xiaofei struggled to distinguish the voice of the man outside, and felt vaguely familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it.

"Well, he's here with me, and I'll take good care of him. Uncle, please rest well."

here?

Isn't that what he was talking about!

Xie Xiaofei regained his energy immediately, and was about to get closer to hear clearly when suddenly a dull pain came from his temple.

That feeling was so familiar that Xie Xiaofei almost cried.

"No way..."

I've only been back for a few minutes, orz.

Xie Xiaofei fell down before he could finish his spit, and the sound of the smashing was very, special, loud.

He didn't need to think about it to know that the person outside would definitely find out that he was awake and that he was eavesdropping, so he might do something to him.

Suddenly I feel a little glad that I wear it again...

However, when the pain disappeared, the softness in the mouth told Xie Xiaofei:

Boy, you are too happy.

The author has something to say:

Zhao Yun: Hahaha

Zhou Yu: Hahahaha

Li Bai: Hahahahahaha

Xie Xiaofei: →_→Made mentally retarded