when i dress up as zhuge liang

Welcome to the second issue of [-] Questions about Sex between Husbands and Husbands in Di Fang's Small Theater!I am your host, Min Xiaohe.In the last issue, we revisited the process of Di Fang and his wife getting to know each other and love each other. In this issue, let’s taste the H cookies between them!Without further ado, let's get to the point~

51: Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Di Renjie: The attacking side.

Li Yuanfang: (seriously) Attacker!

Di Renjie: (smiling fondly) Well, he is Gong.

52: Why such a decision?

Di Renjie: Well, because I am older.

Li Yuanfang: (Fried hair) I have already said that I am Gong!

53: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Di Renjie: Satisfied.

Li Yuanfang: (whispering) Full, satisfied.

54: Where was the first H?

Di Renjie: On the desk.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Mrs. Di.

Min Xiaohe: ⊙A⊙?

Di Renjie: [Looking at the blushing little mouse] My house.

55: How did you feel at that time?

Di Renjie: The little guy is so cute.

Li Yuanfang: Master Di is so fierce.

56: How did the other party look like at that time?

Di Renjie: The corners of his eyes are moist, his cheeks are flushed, his ears are very soft, and he breathes very nicely.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Very fierce...but very handsome.

57: On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Di Renjie: Good morning, baby.

Li Yuanfang: (whispering) Master Di, my back hurts...

58: The frequency of H per week is

Di Renjie: Five times.

Li Yuanfang: (exploded) Nonsense, obviously ten times!

Min Xiaohe: Oh~ [Smile like an old father]

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) No, no, five times...

Di Renjie: (laughs) Yes

59: How many times a week do you think ideally?

Di Renjie: Seven times.

Li Yuanfang: [Sneaking a peek at Di Renjie] Seven, seven times.

60: What kind of H is that?

Di Renjie: It cannot be described.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Hmph.

61: What is your most sensitive part?

Di Renjie: Waist.

Li Yuanfang: Ears.

62: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Di Renjie: Ears.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) That, that...

(What? ⊙A⊙? Which?)

63: If you describe H in one sentence, who is the other party?

Di Renjie: A seductive poppy that blooms slowly.

Li Yuanfang: A tough but gentle perfect gentleman.

64: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Di Renjie: I like it.

Li Yuanfang: (blush) I like it.

65: In general, where is H?

Di Renjie: Desk and bed.

Li Yuanfang: Bed.

66: Which place do you want to try?

Di Renjie: Any possible place.

Li Yuanfang: Hot spring.

67: Is the shower before or after H?

Di Renjie: Before H and after H.

Li Yuanfang: Yes, both.

68: Is there any agreement between the two during H?

Di Renjie: Call it out.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Light, light.

69: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Di Renjie: No.

Li Yuanfang: No.

70: If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree?

Di Renjie: No.

Li Yuanfang: No.

71: What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Di Renjie: (squinting his eyes) I won't let this happen.If it did happen, I'd make that thug's life worse than death.

Li Yuanfang: Well... this problem is unlikely to happen.It should be that the thugs were raped by Mr. Di, right?

72: Do you feel embarrassed before H or after?

Di Renjie: It does not exist.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Both.

73: If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask for H, will you?

Di Renjie: (slanting eyes) My good friends are Li Bai, Zhong Kui, Cheng Yaojin, what do you think?

Li Yuanfang: No, I just want to have sex with Master Di.

74: Do you think you are good at H?

Di Renjie: Good at it.

Li Yuanfang: Not good at it.

75: What about the other party?

Di Renjie: Not good at it, but it doesn't matter.

Li Yuanfang: Good at it.

77: What kind of expression do you like on the other side during H?

Di Renjie: Unable to hold his expression.

Li Yuanfang: A gentle and cherished expression.

78: Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Di Renjie: No.

Li Yuanfang: No.

79: Are you interested in SM?

Di Renjie: No, my little mouse just needs to enjoy it.

Li Yuanfang: What is that?

Min Xiaohe: No, it’s nothing, don’t worry about cough￣￣)σ. [Oh, this sudden sense of guilt!cover chest]

80: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do?

Di Renjie: Take a break and create opportunities.

Li Yuanfang: Take a break and then clean up for nothing.

31: What do you think of Qiang ×?

Di Renjie: That's what idiots do.

Li Yuanfang: She should be sent to prison.

82: What is more painful in H?

Di Renjie: I can't enjoy myself.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) It's too, too deep.

83: So far in H, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Di Renjie: The desk.

Li Yuanfang: Desk.

84: Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

Di Renjie: Temptation all the time.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Yes.

86: Has the attacker committed violence?

Di Renjie: No.

Li Yuanfang: No.

87: What was the recipient's reaction?

Di Renjie:? ? ?

Li Yuanfang: (Eagerly) Master Di is very gentle, he has never done that kind of thing! (blushing) We are usually very, very comfortable.

Min Xiaohe: [(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻] You couple! I'm not playing anymore, I'm going on strike!

Field Manager: Calm down, boss!It will be over soon!

Min Xiaohe: [╯^╰] Humph!

88: Hmph, what is H's ideal partner for you?

Di Renjie: It's good that he is like this.

Li Yuanfang: Master Di.

89: Hmph, does the current partner meet your ideal?

Di Renjie: Yes.

Li Yuanfang: Yes.

90: Huh, did you use small props in H?

Di Renjie: Used it, but didn't enter it.Only I can invade the little guy's body.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) Used it.

(after two seconds)

Di Renjie: (drawing out the token) Can you hum again?

Min Xiaohe: Me, me, me, I was wrong! QAQ!

91: How old was your first time?

Di Renjie: Over 100 years old.

Li Yuanfang: Well, more than 100 years old.

92: Is the object your current lover?

Di Renjie: Yes.

Li Yuanfang: (shy) Yes.

93: Where do you like to be kissed by the other party?

Di Renjie: Cheeks.

Li Yuanfang: (blush) I like it everywhere.

95: What is the best way to please each other in H?

Di Renjie: Gently touch.

Li Yuanfang: (blushing) screamed.

96: What do you think about when H?

Di Renjie: It's so cute, let's do it again.

Li Yuanfang: (whispered) Slow down, no more.

97: How many times do you have sex in one night?

Di Renjie: Once or twice, he can't stand more.

Li Yuanfang: Once or twice.

98: During H, did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other party help you?

Di Renjie: I take it off myself.

Li Yuanfang: The other party helped.

99: What is H for you?

Di Renjie: The communication between soul and body is essential in love.

Li Yuanfang: The best seasoning that deepens the bond in love.

100: Finally, please say something to your lover!

Di Renjie: Baby, you're under arrest.

Li Yuanfang: Master Di, please be gentle with me on next month's salary assessment.

Min Xiaohe: Crack!This is the end of this program, thank you for watching!Finally, I wish Di Fang and his wife a happy life, a happy marriage, and an early baby!

Di Renjie: (slanting eyes) Who do you think will have children?

Min Xiaohe: (backs away silently) Cough, well, I was wrong!It is Ping An Xile, a wealthy, and a rich, such as the East China Sea Shou, the age of Nanshan, and the age of the year is better than Jin Jian.

Li Yuanfang: (laughs) Master Di, this host is really funny.

Di Renjie: (petitiously) Well, it's silly.Let's go, let's go home.

Li Yuanfang: Good!

The author has something to say:

Uh huh~ the cute little mouse 23333 fluffy master Di said that he is cuter at night cough.Di Fang is irreversible, irreversible, and does not accept refutation!