when i dress up as zhuge liang

01

Since Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun left, more and more heroes had the idea of ​​traveling to the real world.

The life in the game is too boring, and the day-to-day battles make them a little exhausted.

After some discussion, Jiang Ziya decided to create a King's Continent tour group, which is responsible for registering the incoming and outgoing of heroes, and ensuring that they strictly abide by the system law when they act in different worlds-all heroes must not reveal their identities, must not harm ordinary humans, and must not communicate with ordinary people. People get too close.

In order to supervise them, the three sages under Jixia carried out a series of selections, and finally decided that Zixia Fairy Luna was the travel agent.

She will follow the latest batch of heroes across time and space, and secretly keep them safe.

Soon after, Zhuang Zhou opened the channel connecting the two worlds.

02

This morning, Zhizunbao got out of bed with a mess of hair.

As the first batch of traveling pioneers in the establishment, Supreme Treasure, like the "predecessors", has been restricted in ability after crossing, so now he can no longer call the wind and call the rain, and he can do a somersault for thousands of miles.

But when traveling, relaxation is the most important thing.

It's so refreshing not to have to practice bats against each other every day.

Of course, it would be better if you don't have to go to school.

Zhizunbao, who was a little angry when he got up, accidentally smashed the mirror in the bathroom, and Bodhidharma ran out of the kitchen in fright: Monkey, you are crazy.

Zhizunbao rolled his eyes: Ma De is mentally retarded.

Bodhidharma raised his hand and shook him: What are you talking about, monkeys can't spit out ivory!Pack up and go to school, don't be late.

Supreme Treasure has a displeased expression on his face: I won’t go to a broken university.

Bodhidharma narrowed his eyes: "Okay, then go out and find a place to live. I don't raise illiterates here."

Supreme Treasure's lips moved, but he didn't dare to continue to refute.

He is indeed uneducated, and he can't let go of his figure to move bricks and work as a security guard, so he can't find a job at all.Bodhidharma was with his brother, so naturally he had to help him.

It's just that this monkey has been hiding from the world for too long, and he is more or less out of touch with others. He speaks straightforwardly and doesn't understand the world, so he is really not suitable for stepping into society.Bodhidharma applied for a fake certificate for him, and he planned to let him take the entrance examination for a university first, and wait until he graduated.

This is the first day of Zhizunbao's enrollment as a human freshman.

He stood at the gate of the university, looking at the front with a dazed expression.He was surrounded by chattering seniors, and everyone praised him for being handsome.

Zhizunbao didn't think he was so handsome, it was true that these seniors were ugly.

He frowned and pushed the people around him away, and immediately turned away, a girl fell directly to the ground, wiping ashes from her buttocks, and her eyes were full of tears.It's a pity that he didn't pay attention at all. Instead, he looked up and looked around, and saw an acquaintance.

Zhizunbao ran over and grabbed the girl: Zixia!You are here too?

Zixia has no expression on her face: yes.Call me senior sister.

Supreme Treasure rolled his eyes: Shit, you are five hundred years younger than me.

Zixia ignored him, threw her arms and continued walking.

Zhizunbao went to school for the first time, and felt guilty. He would see an acquaintance, so he naturally didn't want to just miss it, so he hurried over to make friends: Oh, don't be so indifferent, do you know how to get to the dormitory?Can you take me with you?

Zixia glanced at him without any objection.

Supreme Treasure cheerfully followed behind her, and the journey was very quiet, but his clever pupils were rolling around, and he could see half of the campus in a short while.

They came to the downstairs of the dormitory together.

Zhizunbao is in a good mood. He used to hear that Zixia was indifferent, but today it seems to be the complete opposite. He secretly thinks that she is quite enthusiastic.

Supreme Treasure thanked him politely, and was just about to go upstairs when a middle-aged woman with a broom suddenly rushed out beside her.

The middle-aged woman looked at him with distaste: You are a handsome guy, why don't you learn well?Is the girls' dormitory something you can get into whenever you want?Hurry up, hurry up, the Academic Affairs Office will come to see what you can do in a while.

Zhizunbao's face darkened, and he silently stared at Zixia.

The girl raised her eyebrows slightly, and unexpectedly showed a rare smile: You asked me to take you to the dormitory, but you didn't say which dormitory it was.

Zhizunbao clutched his chest: You are so bad.

03

Zhizunbao has a lofty ideal: he wants to be a school bully.

It's a pity that he ended up being a school grassroots.

Just because he was called out by the instructor to give him a set of military punches during the military training, his facial features, figure, movements, and momentum blinded people's eyes every minute.

Since then, the playground has always been surrounded by girls, and there are even quite a few girls from other schools. They guarded there eagerly, just to see this unrestrained and handsome monkey spirit who split the sky.

Zhizunbao was baffled.

Later, many girls wrote love poems to him.Their handwriting was neat and beautiful, and the letter paper was packed in pink envelopes, sprayed with sweet perfume, and quietly filled his shoe cabinet.

It's a pity that the nervous monkey spirit can't understand those ups and downs.

So everyone said that Supreme Treasure, a freshman from the Department of Chemistry, is a rich second generation with eyes above the top.

When Zixia heard this sentence, she laughed out loud.

04

There is a talent contest held in the city.

Zhizunbao's roommate was very interested and dragged him to sign up together.

The four of them formed a tune-deficient band to sing heart-piercing rock and roll, and went on stage bluffing, but they were eliminated in the preliminary round.

Supreme Treasure was upset, but there was no expression on his face.

The roommates didn't want to win at first, and they were very satisfied with indulgence once, and they were going to go back to play skewers later.

Supreme Treasure was not happy to have dinner with them, and the few people did not insist, and continued to watch the game, watching and seeing the department flower of the physics department.

Roommate A said: Isn’t that Zixia?I didn't expect her to sing so well!

Roommate B echoed: No, Zixia is my goddess!It's a pity that she already has a boyfriend, otherwise I would definitely chase her.

Supreme Treasure squinted at the people in the stands, the girl's long black hair fell naturally, and the Milky Way seemed to be soaked in her eyebrows and eyes.Her skin is fair, smooth and clear like jade, and her expression is indifferent, as if nothing can touch her in the slightest.The warm voice slid through like spring water, soft and clear, and he could hear the affection from it.

Puff, puff.

The heart suddenly beat wildly.

Supreme Treasure frowned, and raised his hand to block the too dazzling sunlight.

Boy friend?

Tsk, I'm a little upset.

05

Zhizunbao is obsessed with playing games.

He is a game hero himself, but he is addicted to the glory of the king and cannot extricate himself.

Still playing Luna all the time.

It's a pity that Bodhidharma strictly controls his pocket money, and he is not allowed to buy skins, so until now he has not been able to have Zixia.

Don't ask him why, he doesn't know either.

In short, the girl he used to think was indifferent and indifferent, now he likes everywhere, his chest is sore when he thinks about it, and he can stare at her all day long.

His roommates could see that something was wrong with him.Athletes don't play ball, martial arts masters don't go out, and they don't even go to experimental classes. You must know that this monkey has an almost crazy love for chemical experiments.

Fearing that something would happen to him, several people lied to him that roommate C had his birthday and dragged him to dinner.

After drinking for three rounds, Supreme Treasure's consciousness was chaotic, and when his roommate asked him, he said everything in one go.

Roommate A patted him on the shoulder: Old Tie, you are in love with him, hurry up and confess!

Roommate B speaks earnestly: Although my goddess has a boyfriend, he is definitely not as handsome as you. You can compete fairly, don't be cowardly!

Zhizunbao shook his head and said loudly: Good!Go confess!Grandpa couldn't believe that she would disagree!

06

Zhizunbao confessed.

Very high-profile.

He ran to the radio station and snatched the host's microphone, and announced during evening self-study: Zixia, student number 20175821004 from the Department of Physics, I am the Supreme Treasure of the Department of Chemistry, and I want to make friends with you!

No one cares why universities still need to study by themselves at night.In short, Zhizunbao confessed, but before he got an answer, he was thrown out by the director of the radio station with his ears.

The beautiful director was so angry that his eyes were red: talk about it, talk about your fairy banban!

Zhizunbao scratched his head and laughed, he was so handsome.

Then he was decried.

This is what the Academic Affairs Office said: It’s okay for young people to fall in love, but you have destroyed the harmonious self-study atmosphere and affected the broadcasting style of the radio station, which is not in line with the socialist scientific development concept in the new era.

Supreme Treasure rolled his eyes.

The next day, Zixia came downstairs to Zhizunbao's dormitory with a water glass.

Roommate B was the first to discover her: woc, my goddess is here!

Supreme Treasure lay on the balcony and took a look, hey, it really is.So he hurriedly ran down cheerfully: You are here.

Zixia nodded: yes.

Supreme Treasure is a little shy: Well, do you promise me?

Zixia looked at him as if she was looking at a fool: Who taught you to do this?

Zhizunbao betrayed his roommate without hesitation.

Zixia handed him the water glass with a cold face: Stupid.I bought this yesterday and gave it to you.

Supreme Treasure looked confused: Huh?

Zixia ignored him, turned around and left.

Zhizunbao stood there holding the pink water glass, wondering if she agreed or not.

07

Supreme Treasure began a long and steady pursuit.Until the last day of this semester, he still had dinner with Zixia—even though it was in the cafeteria; went out together—although it was for a morning jog; and went shopping together—although it was as a coolie.

Zhizunbao is born without the tendons to fall in love, and Zixia always looks tepid. The two of them seem to be brainless and unhappy when they are together, and their painting styles are very different.

They are already on winter vacation, Zixia is helping out in the gallery, and Zhizunbao always goes over to see her, saying to everyone: I am her boyfriend.

Really retarded.

Zixia has never refuted it, but she has never admitted it either.

In a blink of an eye, it was Valentine's Day. The boss had something to do on this day, and the gallery was temporarily closed. Zixia didn't plan to go, but suddenly thought of that stupid monkey, and took the key and went out.

In the ice and snow, Zixia saw the big black ball huddled in the corner at a glance.

Zhizunbao stood up tremblingly, took out a gift box from his arms, and stumbled a word: This, this is for you.

Zixia opened the box and took out a scarf of good quality from it.The pink scarf had a few small holes where needles fell out, and it also exuded a strong smell of Liushen toilet water.

Zixia raised her eyebrows: Did you weave it?

Supreme Treasure murmured vaguely.

Zixia smiled: Thank you, happy Valentine's Day.

08

Zhizunbao gritted his teeth, stomped his feet and muttered: What kind of shit weather is this, there is no such thing in the canyon.Damn it, grandpa's butt can turn white...

Zixia took a look at him, then slowly approached silently, their foreheads were slowly pressed against each other, and their breaths warmly melted together.

Supreme Treasure was stunned for a moment, his ears turned red.He always felt that he should do something at this time, but his mind went blank, and he didn't know what to do at all...

Zixia stared into his eyes and said in a low voice: Are you cold?

Supreme Treasure nodded.

Zixia wrapped the scarf tightly three times around him, and retreated to a safe distance: wear more when it's cold.Let's go back.

Zhizunbao was tickled by the smell of Liushen toilet water, and sneezed fiercely. When he looked up again, Zixia had already walked a long way.

He felt aggrieved, and he didn't know what it was to be aggrieved, so he pouted and followed.

The pink scarf reflects the white snow and orange lights, like cherry blossoms in spring, bright and gentle.