when i dress up as zhuge liang

Liu Bei came and left like a mystery, but he was full of worries when he came and left with a smile on his face.He has always found it very pleasing to the eyes of two people who are online and well-matched to show affection, so he will not continue to be a light bulb.

But on Xie Xiaofei's side, he was still very nervous.Zhao Yun obviously thought that his sweetheart was in love with him. Although Xie Xiaofei admired him, it was not Zhuge Liang himself.

Who knows if Mr. Genius also likes Zhao Zilong.

"What are you thinking about?"

"No." Xie Xiaofei raised his hand and rubbed his temples, thinking seriously about the feasibility of confessing.

Since Zhao Yun likes Zhuge Liang, he must have a certain understanding of him. If Xie Xiaofei continues to be so ooc, this person will always find that he is not himself, and he will be stabbed to death at that time.But if he confessed now, how would he explain the fierce kiss before?

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!So irritating!Want to make trouble!

"That, Zilong."

"Ah."

The man very naturally picked up a piece of apple with a toothpick and brought it to his mouth. Xie Xiaofei habitually opened his mouth and ate it, but after chewing it, he turned red again.

What's the matter with this man!You can die if you don't flirt for a moment!

Xie Xiaofei still finished eating the apple.

"Cough, it's like this..."

"I know." The man replied seriously, "You want to say that you are not Zhuge Liang?"

"...!"

Xie Xiaofei stared wide-eyed and looked at him in surprise, disbelief written all over his face.And Zhao Yun just smiled, calm and handsome.

"You still want to say, you are not from this world?"

That's right, how do you know Brother Zilong, you are so smart and handsome, I want to give birth to a monkey for you... what a ghost!

What's going on, did Zhao Yun already know about it?How did he know?And why didn't he say it earlier, causing him to struggle for so long.

"You..." Xie Xiaofei collected himself, a little hard to say.He wanted to say that although we didn't know each other well, we were already kissed, so if you have something to say, talk it out and don't shoot.

However, Zhao Yun was still the same, all in balance, Yuan stopped Yue Zhi.

Xie Xiaofei has always been wondering why there is such a person, who is as elegant as the moon when he is quiet, and kills all directions when he is fighting.And Zhao Zilong is such a contradictory and powerful existence no matter in the game or in history.

"You have nothing to say?"

Zhao Yun couldn't help laughing, and his whole body softened: "No. In front of me, you can do whatever you want."

……

Xie Xiaofei stopped talking.

Zhao Yun didn't stay for too long, and even helped Xie Xiaofei wash the dishes before leaving, he couldn't be more virtuous.As for what they talked about, Xie Xiaofei couldn't remember clearly.

After all, it's really hard to concentrate when you're talking and having a hot guy flirt with you every now and then.

But at least he knew the relationship between these heroes and the game.

Zhao Yun said that everyone in the Canyon of Kings is unique, everyone is reborn in this new continent through the ark, and each layer of history represents each different force and culture.For example, the Three Kingdoms, the Qin Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty can coexist here at the same time in history—they are more like different countries on this land.

Before Xie Xiaofei came, he had heard a lot of accusations against Glory of Kings for tampering with historical figures, especially Jing Ke.In history, Jing Ke was a big man with a height of seven feet, but in the game, he turned into a sexy goddess with revealing clothes.This caused many young players to mistakenly think that Jing Ke was a famous assassin in history, and made a lot of jokes.

Xie Xiaofei was very disgusted with those remarks that accused the game producer.People who do a good job in making games clearly indicate that "this game is suitable for players over the age of 16".If you, a primary and junior high school student, don’t study well and go to play games, if you are misled, you say it’s a problem with the game, won’t your conscience hurt?Although the more important point is that Xie Xiaofei was scared.

But it is said that many heroes were reborn in the Canyon of Kings, and a series of grievances and hatreds occurred. After a long time, the camp gradually became blurred.For example, Cao Cao and Liu Bei used to fight so fiercely, but now they can have a game of chess from time to time.

After all, time is the best recipe for alleviating conflicts.

Xie Xiaofei nodded secretly, thinking that it's no wonder that these people speak and act the same as him, it turns out that they are advancing with the times.

Let's talk about games.

Heroes have to fight every day, which is a battle set up by the system to prevent their abilities from weakening.They are free to choose the rank and battle mode to teleport, and the number is regulated, such as Zhuge Liang, no less than 8 games a day, and Zhao Yun, a hero who appears frequently, no less than 10 games a day, as for Lian Po , Miyue, and Zhang Fei, who are relatively unpopular, have 3 to 5 games a day.

These battles do no real damage to the hero, and they can apply to the system for a substitute.This is why the same hero can appear on both sides in a battle.

After the player reaches the diamond rank, the qualifying match becomes a call-up mode, and all heroes play by themselves.Strong heroes like Li Bai and Zhuge Liang will basically not be released.

In other words, Xie Xiaofei either chose not to qualify, or only played low-end rounds before leaving the game.

It hurts to think about it.

Then he finally knew that the three-day suspension, which was innocuous to him, was actually a heavy punishment.All heroes have corresponding points. These points are derived from the accumulated battle scores. Below a certain critical value, the hero itself will be deprived of consciousness and become real game data.

And this score is updated once a week.

In three days, you have to miss 24 games!

"Damn it..." Xie Xiaofei was in a bad mood, "Didn't this almost make me kill someone!"

Let Zhuge Liang's consciousness be deprived by the system, isn't it killing him...

Xie Xiaofei had lingering fears and became more serious about the game.

Now he is not under the control of the system, but the point judgment still exists. Since the player can't operate, then he has to earn enough points by himself, so he can keep his body consciousness first.

The three-day punishment period finally passed, Xie Xiaofei hurriedly waited at the teleportation point, hoping to give priority to players with a slightly higher rank.

"Mr. Wolong~" A soft female voice came from behind.Xie Xiaofei turned his head and saw that he was meeting the eyes of a pair of Bi people.

The girl was wearing a pink dress, with a big flower on her head - Xie Xiaofei didn't know what kind of flower it was - it was so beautiful that it was a bit unearthly.And the man is wearing silver and white armor, holding a dragon spear, isn't he Zhao Zilong?

These two people are not next to each other, but no matter how you look at it, they are a good match.In the official setting of the glory of the king, Diao Chan and Zhao Yun are indeed a bit unclear.

Xie Xiaofei suddenly realized.

Who said that Zhao Yun has to be gay!Isn't this sister cicada~

"Hello." Xie Xiaofei said hello with a paralyzed face, and then nodded to Zhao Yun as a greeting.The latter didn't speak, and seemed to be used to his appearance.

Xie Xiaofei has many problems, one of which is putting on airs in front of unfamiliar people.This air is not aloof, but true. Three nothings.The more complaints, the calmer the surface, on the contrary, the more realistic expression when there is only one thing in mind.This should be a commonality shared by all big-brained people—otherwise, if you say or do it all while your brain is very excited, it will feel so sour.

"be prepared……"

Xie Xiaofei quickly selected a Platinum One teleportation pod, and waited earnestly for the teleportation.He glanced aside inadvertently, and found that Zhao Yun, who was in the cabin, was staring at him intently, and smiled softly when he turned his head.Xie Xiaofei was so frightened that his heart trembled, and he turned around quickly.

This time Xie Xiaofei and Zhao Yun are not in the same camp.Our side is: Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, Han Xin, Da Qiao, Ju Youjing, and the enemy is: Zhao Yun, Diao Chan, Taiyi Zhenren, Houyi, Cheng Yaojin.

There are players speaking at the beginning.

[All] Diaochan: Hello everyone, I am mc Diaochan.

Xie Xiaofei was a little confused when he first saw the information on the public screen.What the hell...

[All] Diao Chan: An adapted song "Mountain of Swords and Sea of ​​Fire" for everyone.

[All] Diao Chan:

flower, in full bloom

jump, fly to the sky

Beauty, Lu Bu is burning

I,

"Frirstblood!"

[All] Diao Chan: Fuck Lu Bu tonight.

Xie Xiaofei watched in bewilderment as the system prompted Diao Chan to kill Lu Bu, and did not move for a long time.

What is the way?

[All] Lu Bu: Say it again?

[All] Diao Chan: I, fuck Lu Bu tonight.

[All] Lu Bu: Good.

……

Xie Xiaofei decided to keep playing games, because he can no longer understand the words of the people in the city.

The middle lane led the line steadily, and Han Xin quickly rose to the fourth level, so he started to stir up shit.

First go on the road, because Lu Bu lost a blood, the opposite shooter developed better.If you don't kill him a few times as soon as possible, you will suffer a lot later in the fight.Xie Xiaofei was a little worried as he watched the system prompt his teammates to take the head one after another.

The early rhythm of this round was wrong, and the jungler was easy to be targeted.

Sure enough, when Han Xin hit Xiaolong (the tyrant), he was charged to death by the opponent Hou Yi. Da Qiao put a big move in the bottom lane but couldn't save him in time, and Xie Xiaofei didn't care.

Knowing that there are at least three people there without going there, he might as well just tap the tower.

The enemy took the tyrant and broke the two outer towers, but there was no difference in reality, so the two sides continued to consume.Just when Xie Xiaofei ran to the opposite wild area to get the mana, the system issued a prompt again:

"Anenemy has been plained!"

Lu Bu killed Diao Chan.

Very good, falling in love and killing each other.

Xie Xiaofei ignored them and was obsessed with playing blue. At this moment, Zhao Yun passed by slowly, and suddenly he was punished.

...mmp!

Xie Xiaofei's face turned black with anger.

He beat Papa Blue for 1 years!

[All] Zhao Yun: Thank you, Xiao Liangliang~

Oh you are awesome!

Before Zhao Yun's witch's cloak came out, he couldn't single-handedly beat Zhuge Liang, so he snatched Lan and ran away without even looking at his dear sweetheart.Xie Xiaofei gritted his teeth while staring at the man's back, turned around and walked away silently.

Everyone has multiple displacements, but Zhao Yun's displacement is much farther than Zhuge Liang, and he can't catch up at all.

The homosexuals here also fell in love and killed each other, and the system couldn't bear to prompt again:

"Big kill, special kill!"

"Murder like hemp!"

"Unstoppable!"

It was Lu Bu who killed Diao Chan.

[All] Lu Bu: Cicada, say it again, huh?

[All] Diao Chan: I was fucked by Lu Bu tonight.

[All] Lu Bu: Be good.

【All】Diao Chan: Brother Zilong~QAQ

[All] Zhao Yun: Hey, I'm here.

[All] Diao Chan: He bullied me!

[All] Zhao Yun: Wait.

Xie Xiaofei wanted to say that Diao Chan is enough, but when he turned around, he heard: "Shutdown!"

[All] Lu Bu: I feel the fear of being dominated by a green hat.

Xie Xiaofei decided to stay away from this group of psychopaths.

[All] Da Qiao: Then what, doesn't Zilong like Zhuge?

[All] Zhao Yun: Oh, I remembered it when you said that.Little bright ~ I'm coming!

Xie Xiaofei thought to himself, hurry up and get out, and return my elegant and flirtatious brother Zilong.

It's a pity that players can't hear his voice.

Xie Xiaofei died in Zhao Yun's hands before he could protest, and Diao Chan assisted.

Xie Xiaofei looked at his miserable corpse through the player's perspective, and suddenly smelled a green aura just like Lu Bu.

The author has something to say:

Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin, and the King of Qin walked around the pillar-the earliest anti-killing under the tower in history

Nezha Naohai - the earliest one-on-one dragon in history

Warming Wine and Slashing Huaxiong - The fastest blood in history

Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows - the earliest cheating skill in history

Talking about war on paper - the earliest king with a strong mouth in history

Empty city strategy - the earliest card vision in history

Fenghuo opera princes - the earliest kite flying in history

Outlaws of the Marsh - the earliest qualifying match in history

Conferred Gods List - the earliest group of kings in history

Flying Daggers - The earliest grass squatting man in history

Nvwa mending the sky - the earliest one person in history to save the world

Kuafu chasing the sun—the earliest chasing blood in history was counter-killed

Breaking the boat and sinking the boat - the earliest headwind turnaround in history

Dayu passed through the house three times but did not enter - the earliest wave force in history

Tian Ji Horse Racing - the earliest line change in history

Wu Song fights the tiger - the earliest jungler in history

Besieging Wei and Rescuing Zhao——The Earliest House Stolen in History

Hongmen Banquet - the earliest delay in history

Cao Pi Cao Zhi - the earliest position grabbing in history

The death of Zhang Fei - the earliest soldier kill in history

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - the earliest actor in history

Ma Di lost the street pavilion - the earliest pit B teammate in history

Jiang Taigong fishing - the earliest river squatting grass in history

Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death—the earliest bully troll in history

Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage——The Earliest Hierarchy in History

Zhao Yun's seven ins and seven outs - the earliest show operation in history

Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang and punished Wen Chou—the earliest double kill in history

Pass five levels and kill six generals - the earliest six kills in history

Gou Jian's hard work and courage - the earliest silent developmental stage in history

Zhou Yu lost his wife and lost his army - the earliest gift of double buffs and heads in history

This is called learning, not a game, go learn ╮(￣▽￣)╭

PS: The source of the meme in the article is a screenshot from the Internet. There is a little change. The source is unknown. Those who know the little angel are welcome to comment and leave a message~