The upper bunk vomits blood every day

There are a lot of rental houses near the university, mainly distributed in two areas. The area located to the west of the school is cheaper, but the houses are old, while the houses in the south are much newer, but they are all suites with three rooms at about [-] to [-] per month. The one-living room is generally rented by more than three people.

Naturally, Xiao Yuheng and Wang Xiaotian didn't want to share a house with other students, as that would lose the meaning of moving out of the dormitory. The two had the same plan, one bedroom and one living room. Xiao Yuheng wanted to live a sweet cohabitation life, while Wang Xiaotian considered the price. .

Although Xiao Yuheng is very rich, he does not intend to let him pay out all of it. The AA system is his insistence, and he has his own dignity.

"Isn't it okay for me to raise you?" Xiao Yuheng followed behind Wang Xiaotian's ass, and the two were walking in a slightly narrow alley.

"Not good." Wang Xiaotian said lightly, looking at the front with cold eyes: "I'm not interested in being a bad guy."

"Look at what you said, we have love, and this is the offering of love!" Xiao Yuheng said in a nasty way.

Wang Xiaotian squinted at him: "Then how about I support you?"

Xiao Yuheng immediately snuggled up to him, not caring that he was half a head taller than Wang Xiaotian: "Yes!"

Wang Xiaotian smiled, "Then I will call you wife?"

"Hey!" Xiao Yuheng really dared to respond, but he couldn't be coquettish.

At this time, the two saw the landlord who came to meet him. The rental information they saw outside the alley, they thought it was a little bit in the alley, but they didn't know that they had to walk 50 meters inside after dialing the contact number. Now that the calls are made, come check it out.

The landlord is a fat middle-aged man. He saw that there were two handsome guys who came to rent the house. One was plain but clean, and the other was tall, handsome and well-dressed. At first glance, he knew that these two were masters who could clean up. Renting the house to them doesn't have to worry about being messed up too badly, and I feel a lot of satisfaction in my heart.

"Students from University A?" the landlord asked. He brought the two of them into the house and asked them about their situation: "Two rooms and one living room?"

"One room, one living room." Wang Xiaotian replied, looking around the environment, he found that this house was specially made for rent, and there was a long row of doors. At first glance, it looked a bit like a student dormitory.

It was also Xiao Yuheng's first time renting a house, so he was only a lot more curious than Wang Xiaotian.

The landlord understands: "Who are you renting?"

Just as Wang Xiaotian was about to answer, Xiao Yuheng spoke first: "We are together."

"You two want to live in the same room?" The landlord was stunned for a moment, which was quite rare, so he glanced between the two of them a few times, his gaze was a little weird.

Wang Xiaotian quietly punched Xiao Yuheng with his fist, feeling that he was too sincere.

Although it is quite strange, the landlord still said to the two competently: "If there is one bedroom and one living room, there are still two rooms left. The one on the second floor will be more expensive, and the one on the fifth floor will be cheaper."

After speaking, he took the two of them to look at the empty room on the second floor.

"Why is the second floor expensive?" Wang Xiaotian asked.

"The heating is sufficient. The heating on the fifth floor is not as hot as that on the second floor, and it is inconvenient to climb the stairs." The landlord explained: "So the rent is 100 yuan cheaper."

100 yuan is not much difference. Wang Xiaotian is a southerner who is afraid of the cold. If the difference is only 100 yuan, he would prefer to choose the second floor. Anyway, it will only cost 50 yuan a month.

So I went into the house to look at the house, and found that it was so small, the bedroom was only five or six square meters, with a three-piece single room, single bed, wooden wardrobe and wooden table, the living room was about the same size, and the toilet was outside the balcony.

"If you want to cook, you can cook here on the balcony." The landlord gestured to them: "Put a table as big as a student's desk. Putting it here will not affect drying clothes and walking around."

Wang Xiaotian looked at it, although it was a balcony, but because the houses here were densely packed and it was on the second floor, there was not much light at all, so he was not very satisfied, so he turned to look at Xiao Yuheng, only to see him raising his hand there strangely Measure the ceiling.

"I can touch the ceiling by jumping!" Xiao Yuheng said with a smile, jumped up and touched it for Wang Xiaotian to see, it didn't look like he came to see the house, but he came to play.

Then Wang Xiaotian knew that this person was unreliable, and was about to ask the landlord how much it was, but a certain silly son in the middle of the jump said: "It's quite cute, I've never lived in such a small house. Bar?"

You always shut up.Wang Xiaotian's forehead was about to burst into blue veins, and he asked the landlord in a stiff tone, "How much is the rent?"

The landlord looked at Xiao Yuheng who was in a state of novelty, saw the famous watch on his wrist sharply, and then looked at his clothes carefully. At first, he only thought that this young man was very good at dressing up. Dress up, basically is a brand-name goods.

"...1200." The landlord then quoted an extra 200 yuan.

Just need 1200?Without saying a word, Wang Xiaotian PASSed the house in his heart, then pulled Xiao Yuheng, turned around and left: "Let's go to other places to see."

"There are no more houses in other places." The landlord said quickly, "It's half a year before graduation. At this time, other houses are full, and no one will leave."

Wang Xiaotian didn't listen to him, but he said goodbye to the landlord politely, and when the two of them left the apartment, Wang Xiaotian angrily reprimanded Xiao Yuheng: "I told you to talk too much, that room is not worth paying for at all." Qianer, it's obvious that the landlord overreported and wanted to trick us."

"I really think it's nice to be small." Xiao Yuheng smiled and rubbed against him: "Think about it, the bed is so small, you can only squeeze to sleep next to me, and the sofa is so small, I can hug you to see The TV is on, it’s about the size of a palm, I feel like I can meet you wherever you are, isn’t it good?”

Wang Xiaotian suddenly heard such love words, and his tense face suddenly turned a little pink. He was very dissatisfied with the house, but Xiao Yuheng insisted that it was not so bad, but after thinking about their situation It's only the second semester of my sophomore year, so I put on a serious face again: "It's good to squeeze in for a while to try something new, but if you stay for a long time, you'll be troubled. You're a big fool, and you'll have to suffer."

Xiao Yuheng was called a fool, so he kept silent, while Wang Xiaotian continued to look for a house, and when he contacted the next family, he specially told Xiao Yuheng: "When the landlord asks, you just say that you are accompanying me to see the house."

Xiao Yuheng nodded, this kind of rental house can usually be rented in the name of one person, and the landlord will not really pursue it when there are two people living in it, since the tenants pay for water and electricity anyway.

This time it was a female landlady who came to meet me. Wang Xiaotian looked at the environment and found that it was not much different from the first one. The price was [-]. The quotation of one thousand, even if it is less than one or two hundred, there are some defects, such as insufficient heating, close to the drain and so on.

"The prices in City X, one bedroom and one living room cost one thousand." Wang Xiaotian frowned and complained: "In my county town, one thousand can rent three bedrooms and one living room."

Is it that cheap?On the contrary, Xiao Yuheng was surprised by the prices in his small county. Seeing that Wang Xiaotian was not satisfied after reading all three, he tried to ask, "How about renting in the southern district?"

"Aren't there all big-sized suites there?" Wang Xiaotian said, and started looking for another one.

Xiao Yuheng thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone: "Let me ask."

This question was really asked by Xiao Yuheng, and he held his mobile phone and said to Wang Xiaotian: "A senior I know said he planned to check out, and the rent is only [-] a month, and the apartment size is not bad. Ask if we want to visit him."

"Eight hundred?" Wang Xiaotian expressed doubts: "Is it reliable? It can't be that the heating is insufficient and it is near the drain?"

"I don't know, but he said the apartment size is good." Xiao Yuheng actually didn't know what other apartment types can be had with one bedroom and one living room. "It's also in this western district. If you want to see it, I'll contact him."

Wang Xiaotian thought it didn't matter, so he nodded, and Xiao Yuheng contacted the senior, and followed the other party's instructions to walk to the entrance of the alley.

"It's actually on the road." Both of them were a little surprised. There are really not many apartments with vacancies at this time. Almost everyone started to check out and look for apartments during the graduation season, so the two of them did not have a good location in this area. I saw that there are still apartments for rent, let alone the first row with the best lighting, and there is a row of small shops below, which is so convenient.

Xiao Yuheng's popularity is really good, the senior actually came down to pick him up in person, he is not very tall, but he looks very kind.

"Looking for a job?" Xiao Yuheng smiled and chatted with his senior, while Wang Xiaotian followed silently.

"Well, so I plan to move to a place close to the company." The senior said, leading the two up to the third floor, and then walked to the end of the corridor. The door was still open, and they just pushed it in.

Xiao Yuheng and Wang Xiaotian were stunned as soon as they stepped in. It was unexpectedly good, so good that it was all pink.

"I live with my girlfriend." The senior smiled embarrassingly: "She has a serious girlish heart. Back then we both thought the walls were too dirty, so we went to buy wallpaper to paste it on. She insisted on choosing hellokitty. "

Wang Xiaotian looked at the pink kittens all over the world, and remained silent.

"The landlord gave up the payment?" Xiao Yuheng asked strangely.

"Originally, the second and third floors on this side were shops." The senior's girlfriend hadn't come to school yet, so he generously opened the lace curtains and showed them the balcony: "Look, there is an external iron staircase here , when my girlfriend and I rented this house two years ago, there was a massage shop on the second floor, and a chess and card room on the third floor. Later, some students reported that the massage shop and the chess and card room were not legitimate, and the landlord was called in by the police for questioning It was changed into a rental house, but it was only roughly decorated at the time. I discussed it with the landlord after I knew the situation, and he didn’t need to repaint the walls. My girlfriend and I pasted the wallpaper, water heaters, furniture, and curtains by ourselves. We bought it with our own money, so he only charged us [-] a month, and the one downstairs was [-]."

Xiao Yuheng and Wang Xiaotian knew it well, and this house that was originally a shop was not only a few square meters larger than an ordinary one-bedroom and one living room, but also the bathroom was inside the bedroom, unlike other rented houses that are connected with balconies and have many windows. , the row near the street is full of glass windows, and what's even more amazing is that it has two doors, one is the formal apartment door, and the other is the iron staircase outside the apartment wall.

If we talk about the disadvantages, it is that the balcony and the external stairs are connected together, and there is a risk of being stolen if you store things outside, and you usually have to lock both doors.

But the disadvantages are not concealed. Except for the pink kitten wallpaper, which is hard to describe, Wang Xiaotian is quite satisfied with this room, and it only costs 800 yuan a month, which is a bargain.

So he quietly grabbed Xiao Yuheng and talked about it. Xiao Yuheng also felt that this layout was much better than the orthodox one bedroom and one living room, so he discussed the matter of subletting with his senior.

"Except for the bed, my girlfriend and I need all the furniture, and the electric water heater and air conditioner can't be taken away. If you really want to rent it, I will sell it to you at a discount." The senior is also a real person, and he calculated it directly with the two of them. The price of old furniture, and said: "When you cancel the lease, this appliance can still be sold to the landlord. I made an agreement with him at the time, and then he can rent it to others at a price of more than 1000."

It just so happened that Xiao Yuheng didn't really want to use these furniture, so he naturally agreed, and then calculated the price with his senior. The water heater and air conditioner were resold to them for a total of 2000 yuan, and the double bed was given as a gift.

Xiao Yuheng responded with a smile on the surface and gave away a bed, but in his heart he thought about turning around and threw it away, and then went to the landlord's place to say hello under the leadership of the senior, but the landlord knew that the price was raised by sitting on the ground, and wanted to charge Xiao Yuheng and Wang Xiaotian one thousand, saying The rent two years ago was different from what it is now, and finally it was reduced to 900 yuan after joint reasoning between Wang Xiaotian and the senior.

The matter of renting a house was decided in this way, and the house was handed over to the senior one week after the appointment, and then the two bid farewell to the amiable senior and returned to school.

"Fortunately, I made more than 1 yuan during the live broadcast last year, otherwise I would have no money now." Wang Xiaotian sighed, renting a house this time cost a lot of money.

Xiao Yuheng heard him mention the live broadcast, so his heart moved, and his heart itched: "Why don't you live broadcast again, the live version, and I will give you a reward, and you don't need to give the website a commission."

After a pause, there was a slight smile on the handsome face with a bit of European and American atmosphere, with a little malice: "Just wear it with a ribbon, the kind with a few colored ribbons wrapped around your body."

Wang Xiaotian blushed and was slightly annoyed at first, but after thinking about it, he calmed down and started to provoke him calmly: "Ribbon dress? Uh-huh, I dare to wear it, but...do you dare to attack me?" ?”

"...Uh, this..." Xiao Yuheng's eyes flickered.

Wang Xiaotian sneered: "Hehe."

It's really hard to get a foundation.Xiao Yuheng finally understands that the most painful thing in this world is not that two lovers cannot be together, but that when they are together again, they fight like two enemies because of the upper and lower issues... What a painful realization.

"Also, I remember the matter of locking me in the suitcase." Wang Xiaotian sneered even more: "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

It's over, it's still "Blood Feud".