Immortals have a Mozun Shizun
Chapter 25 Puppet Master
On the way to the mortal world, at some point, Shen Zhen bought a scallion pancake, his mouth was full of greasy food, and he still did not forget to chirp: "It is said that in the Wumu Town next to Xiangzhen, a puppet came here a few days ago. The master is still a woman, and she takes her puppet to sing in the town."
Looking at Shen Yan's eating appearance, Luo Yang kept a distance from him with extreme disgust, and asked, "Since it's just a puppet master, what's the matter with Senior Dongfang Xuexue?"
"Hey, listen to me." Shen Zhen took a bite of the scallion cake, swallowed it, and said, "No one thought that the puppet was a monster that cannibalized people! Someone saw it with their own eyes, and the puppet master caught people and fed it to her in the middle of the night. puppet."
Dongfang Xuanxue dislikes Shen Chen even more than Luo Yang, and he already hates green onions, and the smell of the pancakes makes him feel like hitting someone: "...so, the locals suspect that the puppet master was sent by me. Yes or no?"
"Yes." After taking the last bite, Shen Yan actually took out a pack of garlic pancakes from his bosom and began to eat, "So we must catch the woman with the puppet first."
"No...before that..."
First green onion, then garlic, Dongfang Xun Xueren's head burst into anger, and he couldn't take it anymore, he called out: "Luo Yang, hurry up, throw away that bastard cake, as far as you can."
Luo Yang was still pinching his nose first, but after receiving Dongfang Xiaoxue's order, he went forward and bumped into Shen Zhen's hand holding the garlic pancake with his knee.
After Shen Chen's pancake was knocked into the air, Luo Yang drew out his 'fuck' sword, and quickly slashed at the pancake.
"...I'm... grandma's..." Shen Yan watched his food turn into slag in disbelief, and his heart surged, "It's still a pancake, what did you do wrong?"
After completing the task, Luo Yang put the sword back and smiled as if relieved from a heavy burden: "No, it was wrong, and it happened to meet someone who hates garlic."
Shen Zhen was in despair for a while: "Oh my God! It's okay to hate my Axue, why don't you like it?!"
"I don't know." Luo Yang scratched his head innocently, "Since I fell into a coma that time, I have become picky eaters, and I don't eat anything that is spicy, such as onion, ginger, garlic, vinegar, etc."
Scratching his chin in deep thought, he observed Luo Yang suspiciously: "Could it be... the body memory method?"
Luo Yang didn't understand: "...what the hell?"
"Hahaha..." Dongfang Xunxue laughed dryly twice, walked over and covered Shen Chen's stinky mouth enduring nausea, "Luo Yang, Wang Bachen just likes to talk nonsense and is ignorant. Just listen to what he says in the future, don't take it seriously."
Luo Yang thought this was the daily pleasure of Dongfang Xiaoxue and Shen Zhen, and nodded without doubting anything, "Thank you for reminding me."
On the way, his father Luo Ruxi passed a talisman to him, asking him to go back, but Luo Yang just replied that he was going to deal with the evil spirits, and then he evaded it.
Shen Chen shed tears of vicissitudes of life aggrieved: "What did I do wrong again..."
The three of them walked over chattering all the way, the Wumu town that Shen Zhen mentioned was no different from other towns, except that it seemed that one or two theaters could be seen every other street in this place.
Shen Zhen said: "In this town, singing is the main thing for generations. Most people started to learn opera when they were young. When they grow up, some go to other places to sing opera, and some stay in the town. In short, It’s tradition”
The street is quite prosperous, and there are people selling everything that should be sold. Although there are many theaters, it does not affect the people here to buy other things, nor does it affect the living.
Dongfang Xuanxue couldn't help sighing: "This is a good place to retreat, it's harmonious, and you can watch plays and listen to music if you have nothing to do."
"That's too boring, isn't it?" Shen Yan made a posture of "aim in all directions".
On the other hand, Luo Yang couldn't stand it anymore and touched the noisy man Shen Chen: "You can shut up a little bit, Senior Dongfang Xuanxue said that you are after retiring, so it's possible that when you are retiring, you still plan to go to the end of the world ?"
Speaking of this, both Shen Zhen and Dongfang Xiaoxue were a little silent, Dongfang Xunxue forcibly changed the subject and said: "Wang Bashen, don't dawdle, I want to see who dares to blame me."
A smile appeared on Shen Zhen's face again, jokingly said, "You should have gotten used to it by now, hahahaha."
There was a sudden "pop", crisp and sweet.
Shen Zhen covered his left face sadly, and led the way honestly: "Let's go, let's go, that puppet master is in the center of the town."
"Hmph." Dongfang Xuanxue clapped her hands.
Luo Yang looked a little wanting to laugh, but he had enough perseverance to hold back: "You two have such a good relationship."
Dongfang Xuanxue raised her eyebrows instantly: "Luo Yang, there is something wrong with your eyes."
Luo Yang said: "...but, maybe."
Does he really hate Shen Zhen? He even thinks this person is quite interesting. With Shen Zhen, the journey is not so boring.
Wumu Town is still very big. In such a big town, even though no one panicked when they heard that there was a man-eating monster, everyone still did what they had to do.
In the center of the town is a large circle with a large stage built on it, which seems to be bigger than the stage that can be seen everywhere in the town.
Behind the stage is an inn with four floors in total.According to Shen Zhen's information, the puppet master lived in the inn.
Dongfang Xuanxue watched the stage intently for a while, then asked Shen Zhen: "What's the name of that puppet master? When does he usually come out to sing operas? Who is it that found her puppet cannibalism?"
After asking three times, Shen Chen couldn't make sense of the question, he said in a daze, "Uh...it seems to be called Cuihua or Peony, and they will come out to perform at night, uh...and that... The discoverer seems to be the proprietress of this inn."
At this time, Luo Yang also came up: "Then go find the proprietress."
Dongfang Xunxue nodded: "Yeah. However, judging by Shen Chen's IQ, she probably isn't a boss lady..."
Luo Yang didn't know what to say: "Ah? What do you mean?"
Dongfang Xuanxue walked towards the inn with an inscrutable smile, followed closely by Shen Zhen and Luo Yang.
When he came to the inn, Dongfang Xiaoxue quickly informed the waiter to call out the owner of the inn.
The legendary proprietress wandered out from the kitchen, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, she was so majestic and majestic, Luo Yang almost didn't come up: "...Senior Shen, why do you think this is the boss... Damn ?”
The corner of Dongfang Xunxue's mouth also had a forced smile: "You are... the boss?"
"Gaha!" The boss came over with a kitchen knife, "What do you want me to do?"
"...Well..." Dongfang Xunxue looked at this strong man and was really speechless, so she pushed Shen Zhen over, "Wang Bachen, go and talk."
Shen Zhen was almost pushed into the arms of the strong man, but fortunately he stopped in time, he swallowed his saliva: "I just came to ask, did you discover that famous female puppet master cannibalism?"
"It's me." The big man's belly moved when he spoke, "If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself."
"No, no need, excuse me." After finishing speaking, Shen Yan grabbed Dongfang Xiaoxue and Luo Yang and rushed out of the inn, and ran back to the big stage just now, his face full of shock.
Seeing Shen Chen's expression of doubting the world, Dongfang Xunxue stood aside and said stabbingly: "Hehe, the boss 'mother' is not bad."
"Okay, don't make fun of me." Shen Chen slowed down, "I've really lived for hundreds of years, and this is the first time I've seen a man who looks so...unspeakable."
"That's mighty!" Luo Yang also stabbed Shen Yan, "Such a boss 'mother' will never experience the joy of being robbed in the store in her lifetime."
"Come on, you two haven't finished yet, have you?" Shen Yan rolled his eyes and sat down on the ground again, "Anyway, we just wait for the dark."
However, this wait lasted for a long time. The three of them waited from noon until the sun went down, and fell asleep on the edge of the stage out of boredom.
Luo Yang and Shen Zhen didn't know what they dreamed about, their faces were full of pain, while Dongfang Xiaoxue looked at ease.
Looking again, it turned out that it was Dongfang Xunxue who used Shen Chen and Luo Yang as carpets. His feet stretched out on Shen Zhen's face, and he kicked Shen Zhen many times unknowingly.His hands and head were resting on Luo Yang's body, and he was lying on top of Shen Zhen and Luo Yang.
As soon as Dongfang Xunxue turned over, she suddenly slapped Luo Yang on the face, and immediately after, Luo Yang was woken up by the sudden slap.
In a daze, he realized that he was still in Wumu Town, and Shen Zhen was sleeping beside him...Shen Zhen was sleeping next to him? !
Luo Yang: "...!!!"
Before falling asleep, he clearly remembered that Dongfang Xunxue was sleeping in the middle, separating him from Shen Zhen. What's the situation now? !
Where did the Dongfang Xuan snowman go? !
Just as Luo Yang wanted to get up, he felt something pressing down on him.He propped his elbows on the ground and raised his upper body a little before he could see the situation clearly.
He pushed Dongfang Xiaoxue away, and found that his legs were already numb. The numb legs felt like ants were crawling in the skin. The feeling was self-evident.
Can you sleep better? !
Luo Yang glanced at Dongfang Xuexue quietly.
But when he saw Shen Chen, he couldn't hold back and sprayed, Dongfang Xuanxue kicked his face, and Shen Zhen could still sleep like a pig.
What a talented person...
At this moment, it was already dusk, and only half of the sun on the side of the mountain could be seen, while the other half had already been covered by the mountain.The flocks of birds also hurriedly flew to their respective nests.
The wind is gentle and gentle, which is very comfortable.
At this moment, Luo Yang looked up to the sky, and suddenly saw a ferocious woman staring at him on the third floor of the inn.
Looking at Shen Yan's eating appearance, Luo Yang kept a distance from him with extreme disgust, and asked, "Since it's just a puppet master, what's the matter with Senior Dongfang Xuexue?"
"Hey, listen to me." Shen Zhen took a bite of the scallion cake, swallowed it, and said, "No one thought that the puppet was a monster that cannibalized people! Someone saw it with their own eyes, and the puppet master caught people and fed it to her in the middle of the night. puppet."
Dongfang Xuanxue dislikes Shen Chen even more than Luo Yang, and he already hates green onions, and the smell of the pancakes makes him feel like hitting someone: "...so, the locals suspect that the puppet master was sent by me. Yes or no?"
"Yes." After taking the last bite, Shen Yan actually took out a pack of garlic pancakes from his bosom and began to eat, "So we must catch the woman with the puppet first."
"No...before that..."
First green onion, then garlic, Dongfang Xun Xueren's head burst into anger, and he couldn't take it anymore, he called out: "Luo Yang, hurry up, throw away that bastard cake, as far as you can."
Luo Yang was still pinching his nose first, but after receiving Dongfang Xiaoxue's order, he went forward and bumped into Shen Zhen's hand holding the garlic pancake with his knee.
After Shen Chen's pancake was knocked into the air, Luo Yang drew out his 'fuck' sword, and quickly slashed at the pancake.
"...I'm... grandma's..." Shen Yan watched his food turn into slag in disbelief, and his heart surged, "It's still a pancake, what did you do wrong?"
After completing the task, Luo Yang put the sword back and smiled as if relieved from a heavy burden: "No, it was wrong, and it happened to meet someone who hates garlic."
Shen Zhen was in despair for a while: "Oh my God! It's okay to hate my Axue, why don't you like it?!"
"I don't know." Luo Yang scratched his head innocently, "Since I fell into a coma that time, I have become picky eaters, and I don't eat anything that is spicy, such as onion, ginger, garlic, vinegar, etc."
Scratching his chin in deep thought, he observed Luo Yang suspiciously: "Could it be... the body memory method?"
Luo Yang didn't understand: "...what the hell?"
"Hahaha..." Dongfang Xunxue laughed dryly twice, walked over and covered Shen Chen's stinky mouth enduring nausea, "Luo Yang, Wang Bachen just likes to talk nonsense and is ignorant. Just listen to what he says in the future, don't take it seriously."
Luo Yang thought this was the daily pleasure of Dongfang Xiaoxue and Shen Zhen, and nodded without doubting anything, "Thank you for reminding me."
On the way, his father Luo Ruxi passed a talisman to him, asking him to go back, but Luo Yang just replied that he was going to deal with the evil spirits, and then he evaded it.
Shen Chen shed tears of vicissitudes of life aggrieved: "What did I do wrong again..."
The three of them walked over chattering all the way, the Wumu town that Shen Zhen mentioned was no different from other towns, except that it seemed that one or two theaters could be seen every other street in this place.
Shen Zhen said: "In this town, singing is the main thing for generations. Most people started to learn opera when they were young. When they grow up, some go to other places to sing opera, and some stay in the town. In short, It’s tradition”
The street is quite prosperous, and there are people selling everything that should be sold. Although there are many theaters, it does not affect the people here to buy other things, nor does it affect the living.
Dongfang Xuanxue couldn't help sighing: "This is a good place to retreat, it's harmonious, and you can watch plays and listen to music if you have nothing to do."
"That's too boring, isn't it?" Shen Yan made a posture of "aim in all directions".
On the other hand, Luo Yang couldn't stand it anymore and touched the noisy man Shen Chen: "You can shut up a little bit, Senior Dongfang Xuanxue said that you are after retiring, so it's possible that when you are retiring, you still plan to go to the end of the world ?"
Speaking of this, both Shen Zhen and Dongfang Xiaoxue were a little silent, Dongfang Xunxue forcibly changed the subject and said: "Wang Bashen, don't dawdle, I want to see who dares to blame me."
A smile appeared on Shen Zhen's face again, jokingly said, "You should have gotten used to it by now, hahahaha."
There was a sudden "pop", crisp and sweet.
Shen Zhen covered his left face sadly, and led the way honestly: "Let's go, let's go, that puppet master is in the center of the town."
"Hmph." Dongfang Xuanxue clapped her hands.
Luo Yang looked a little wanting to laugh, but he had enough perseverance to hold back: "You two have such a good relationship."
Dongfang Xuanxue raised her eyebrows instantly: "Luo Yang, there is something wrong with your eyes."
Luo Yang said: "...but, maybe."
Does he really hate Shen Zhen? He even thinks this person is quite interesting. With Shen Zhen, the journey is not so boring.
Wumu Town is still very big. In such a big town, even though no one panicked when they heard that there was a man-eating monster, everyone still did what they had to do.
In the center of the town is a large circle with a large stage built on it, which seems to be bigger than the stage that can be seen everywhere in the town.
Behind the stage is an inn with four floors in total.According to Shen Zhen's information, the puppet master lived in the inn.
Dongfang Xuanxue watched the stage intently for a while, then asked Shen Zhen: "What's the name of that puppet master? When does he usually come out to sing operas? Who is it that found her puppet cannibalism?"
After asking three times, Shen Chen couldn't make sense of the question, he said in a daze, "Uh...it seems to be called Cuihua or Peony, and they will come out to perform at night, uh...and that... The discoverer seems to be the proprietress of this inn."
At this time, Luo Yang also came up: "Then go find the proprietress."
Dongfang Xunxue nodded: "Yeah. However, judging by Shen Chen's IQ, she probably isn't a boss lady..."
Luo Yang didn't know what to say: "Ah? What do you mean?"
Dongfang Xuanxue walked towards the inn with an inscrutable smile, followed closely by Shen Zhen and Luo Yang.
When he came to the inn, Dongfang Xiaoxue quickly informed the waiter to call out the owner of the inn.
The legendary proprietress wandered out from the kitchen, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, she was so majestic and majestic, Luo Yang almost didn't come up: "...Senior Shen, why do you think this is the boss... Damn ?”
The corner of Dongfang Xunxue's mouth also had a forced smile: "You are... the boss?"
"Gaha!" The boss came over with a kitchen knife, "What do you want me to do?"
"...Well..." Dongfang Xunxue looked at this strong man and was really speechless, so she pushed Shen Zhen over, "Wang Bachen, go and talk."
Shen Zhen was almost pushed into the arms of the strong man, but fortunately he stopped in time, he swallowed his saliva: "I just came to ask, did you discover that famous female puppet master cannibalism?"
"It's me." The big man's belly moved when he spoke, "If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself."
"No, no need, excuse me." After finishing speaking, Shen Yan grabbed Dongfang Xiaoxue and Luo Yang and rushed out of the inn, and ran back to the big stage just now, his face full of shock.
Seeing Shen Chen's expression of doubting the world, Dongfang Xunxue stood aside and said stabbingly: "Hehe, the boss 'mother' is not bad."
"Okay, don't make fun of me." Shen Chen slowed down, "I've really lived for hundreds of years, and this is the first time I've seen a man who looks so...unspeakable."
"That's mighty!" Luo Yang also stabbed Shen Yan, "Such a boss 'mother' will never experience the joy of being robbed in the store in her lifetime."
"Come on, you two haven't finished yet, have you?" Shen Yan rolled his eyes and sat down on the ground again, "Anyway, we just wait for the dark."
However, this wait lasted for a long time. The three of them waited from noon until the sun went down, and fell asleep on the edge of the stage out of boredom.
Luo Yang and Shen Zhen didn't know what they dreamed about, their faces were full of pain, while Dongfang Xiaoxue looked at ease.
Looking again, it turned out that it was Dongfang Xunxue who used Shen Chen and Luo Yang as carpets. His feet stretched out on Shen Zhen's face, and he kicked Shen Zhen many times unknowingly.His hands and head were resting on Luo Yang's body, and he was lying on top of Shen Zhen and Luo Yang.
As soon as Dongfang Xunxue turned over, she suddenly slapped Luo Yang on the face, and immediately after, Luo Yang was woken up by the sudden slap.
In a daze, he realized that he was still in Wumu Town, and Shen Zhen was sleeping beside him...Shen Zhen was sleeping next to him? !
Luo Yang: "...!!!"
Before falling asleep, he clearly remembered that Dongfang Xunxue was sleeping in the middle, separating him from Shen Zhen. What's the situation now? !
Where did the Dongfang Xuan snowman go? !
Just as Luo Yang wanted to get up, he felt something pressing down on him.He propped his elbows on the ground and raised his upper body a little before he could see the situation clearly.
He pushed Dongfang Xiaoxue away, and found that his legs were already numb. The numb legs felt like ants were crawling in the skin. The feeling was self-evident.
Can you sleep better? !
Luo Yang glanced at Dongfang Xuexue quietly.
But when he saw Shen Chen, he couldn't hold back and sprayed, Dongfang Xuanxue kicked his face, and Shen Zhen could still sleep like a pig.
What a talented person...
At this moment, it was already dusk, and only half of the sun on the side of the mountain could be seen, while the other half had already been covered by the mountain.The flocks of birds also hurriedly flew to their respective nests.
The wind is gentle and gentle, which is very comfortable.
At this moment, Luo Yang looked up to the sky, and suddenly saw a ferocious woman staring at him on the third floor of the inn.
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