family affairs

In an elegant coffee house, Zhang Xiuqi was sitting by the window, with his chin resting on one hand, his golden eyes looking into the distance, and the thin golden-rimmed glasses on his face, which only made him look quiet and handsome , Elegant and gentle, as if it is a piece of rough jade carved out by nature after the passage of time, it is full of melancholy, and it is full of indescribable gentleness and elegance, of course...

boo.

It would be even better if he didn't blow bubble gum.

Apparently, everyone in the coffee shop thought so.

But at this moment, Zhang Xiuqi's heart was about to become irritable.

He was pressed to come on a blind date, but he sat here for almost 10 minutes, and the other party still hasn't come.

Zhang Xiuqi wanted to leave a little bit.

But the phone rang.

"Hey?".

"Xiao Qi, is the other party here? Have you met? How do you feel?" On the phone, it was the voice of Zhang Xiuqi's sister, Zhang Yajun, a woman in her forties.

Zhang Xiuqi took a deep breath, and then suppressed his sullen anger and said, "Sister, I've been sitting here for almost half an hour, and the other party hasn't come yet, so I want to ask if I can go...".

"Go away! How old are you? Why don't you even have this little patience! You just waited so long and you wanted to leave! Do you know how long I waited for you to find a partner! Finally, there is such a good condition I'm willing to come over to have a blind date with you, why wait any longer? I said you are almost forty, and you are so not nervous about your personal problems, you are ashamed to let me worry about you every day like an old mother Come on, do you mind?"

Zhang Xiuqi held his hand a little farther away, and after his sister finished blowing her hair, he said quietly: "Sister, have you forgotten, isn't forty a lot, okay? The average age in our world is one hundred. Middle-aged, old age is two hundred years old, and I have at least seven or eighty years to spend, I am anxious... ".

"You fucked you, fucked you, fucked a ball! How many years have you been messing with you, and you haven't had enough!" My sister was furious, and started to talk to him: "If you didn't spend too much back then, you would have been pregnant ?".

Zhang Xiuqi was silent: "Hey, I've said it all, we are children who are ignorant, who would have known that we would be so discouraged and pregnant with the boss."

"What about the second child!" My sister continued to rage: "What's the matter with you getting a big belly in the second year! Could it be that you went out to make trouble? It makes the second child very depressed when he mentions this matter now! ".

Zhang Xiuqi opened his mouth.

The elder sister continued to get angry: "Don't tell me that you were in love with your second child and his father back then, I am not as easy to fool as my parents!".

Zhang Xiuqi silently shut up.

The elder sister was still furious: "There is still the third child! I won't ask how the third child got here, but if you dare to say that the fourth child is not you who went out to have sex with someone, I will chop off his head for you!".

puff--!

Zhang Xiuqi, who was drinking water, sprayed instantly.

How did she know that she went out for sex?

When it came to dating, Zhang Xiuqi became depressed, really, very depressed.

Zhang Xiuqi has four sons. Except for the eldest son who is currently working part-time in a hotel, the other three younger sons are all in school. The youngest son is in the third year of high school this year and will soon enter university.

But it was the youngest son that made him really, really depressed.

Well, the youngest son is indeed a small missile that he dated out with someone, but seriously, it’s not considered a date, anyway, they also knew each other for two weeks, and talked about an underground relationship for a week, but who knows, The youngest son's father had a snake-spirited illness. After talking with him for a week, he suddenly disappeared from the world. When Zhang Xiuqi woke up, he was the only one in the hotel. As for the snake-spirited No. 1, he disappeared forever. gone.

At that time, Zhang Xiuqi was still depressed for a long time, no matter what, it was the underground love that he had invested in at that time. When he himself was still immersed in joy, this was a blow to the head. Really, it made Zhang Xiuqi dizzy in an instant.

The snake spirit disease No. 1 disappeared and disappeared. Zhang Xiuqi searched everywhere like crazy, but couldn't find it. At that time, Zhang Xiuqi's parents also knew about the two of them, and they almost kicked Zhang Xiuqi out of the house. Well, one month later, Zhang Xiuqi vomited whatever he ate, and he vomited whatever he didn’t eat, and almost collapsed. Later, Zhang Xiuqi’s parents were still soft-hearted, and Zhang Xiuqi almost died with the ball in his stomach. At the time of his death, Zhang Xiuqi's sister Zhang Yajun followed Zhang Xiuqi's mother to find him home.

In the seventh month of pregnancy, Zhang Xiuqi moved his fetal gas and gave birth to his youngest son, Zhang Yanlan.

Zhang Yulan was very beautiful when she was a child, especially her pair of natural blue eyeballs, which made the little guy fair and beautiful, so... she was dressed as a little girl by her grandma who always wanted a granddaughter, um, this child is also Poor one.

After so many things, Zhang Xiuqi looked at the four sons who were waiting to be fed, and finally got a little sense of being a father. He stopped playing around and wasted, and he just took care of his family and brought up his sons. Originally thought that after the eldest son became famous, it was time for him to enjoy the blessings and roam around, but...he was arrested and brought on a blind date.

He's only in his 30s, so he's really not that old. Every time Zhang Xiuqi and his eldest son go out together, people outside say they are brothers, okay?With such a priority as myself, why would I be reduced to the point of going out on a blind date?Not the first time, but the hundredth time!The hundredth time!

The more he thought about it, the more depressed Zhang Xiuqi puffed his cheeks, and blew out a huge bubble from the bubble gum again!

"Hello, is this Mr. Zhang Xiuqi?"

Someone came over to strike up a conversation.

Zhang Xiuqi turned his head to look.

Bang-!

The bubble gum burst and it was all over the face.

Zhang Xiuqi: "...".

other side:"……".