professional lay chicken

So before entering the game, Xiao Nuo saw slices of rainbow farts brushed across the barrage.

"Nuo Nuo, what kind of fairy face is this! I have never seen anyone who is more beautiful than Nuo Nuo! I really love love!" "Nuo Nuo's house will not be a star party qwq, how do I feel that all Are all the stars in Nuonuo's eyes?" "Nonuo is really good-looking, I have never seen a boy who is more beautiful than Nuonuo!"

Xiao Nuo looked at those rainbow farts who crazily boasted about him, and suddenly had an indescribable feeling.

He still remembers that when he was a sophomore in high school, he downloaded the most popular karaoke app at that time in order to follow the trend, and sang a few songs on it.

It didn't take long for him to find that there were several comments under his song, one or two of which were blowing rainbow farts.At that time, he thought that he sang well, and was recognized by those people. Later, when he talked about this with his classmates, his classmates gave him a mocking look.

"You idiot don't know that karaoke software is almost full of robots, right?"

And now looking at those bullet screens, he has an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

It's as if it's a bullet screen, but it's actually a robot.

"Captain, suddenly there are a lot of robots in my live broadcast room. Will there be so many robots posting bullet screens during your first live broadcast?" Xiao Nuo watched Rainbow Fart for a long time, and finally couldn't help turning his head to ask Yu Fei.

"Robot?" Hearing what he said, Tan Yufei approached suspiciously, and saw the group of people blowing rainbow farts crazily.

He probably guessed that this group of people should be brought over by Yu Xingye, and he didn't mind this group of people praising Xiao Nuo so much.Children are not the type of Zou Yi who is easy to drift. Listening to rainbow farts can easily build a confident personality.

With this thought in mind, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said to Xiao Nuo: "Well, there were so many robots during my first live broadcast. This is to make you not too nervous during the live broadcast. Don't I'm too worried. Just live broadcast your live broadcast."

"The god is doing something again! We are so cute, how could we be robots!" The fans were very unhappy, and the number of barrages increased to a higher level.

"This robot's AI is so high...and knows whether you are a god or not." Xiao Nuo sighed with emotion.

Tan Yufei tried hard to keep his smile from reaching the corners of his eyes and brows, and said to Xiao Nuo, "Yeah, I don't know where the prince bought the robot from."

Hearing these words, many fans were angry: "You are the AI, and your whole family is AI!"

Only at this moment, Tan Yufei shrank his head back, and Xiao Nuo also entered the game.

He would never have thought that even though he said he wanted to live broadcast by himself, someone would still expose the matter that he wanted to broadcast live.There are so many people in the live broadcast room now, but they have nothing to do with the so-called robots at all. Most of them are here to blow rainbow farts to him sincerely.

It's just that Xiao Nuo doesn't know.

At this time, he was live broadcasting honestly, doing his own things in a proper manner.Occasionally when I see one or two barrages that are not rainbow farts during the live broadcast, I will reply to what the barrages said.

After the live broadcast, Yu Xingye went to read the comments on his weibo.

Seeing the bragging about Xiao Nuo below, Yu Xingye was really overjoyed.He excitedly read those comments over and over again, happier than seeing the news of his child's marriage.

Looking at it, he was attracted by a coquettish remark.

Starlight: Sisters!I will give you Amway a game with my life!Call iwanna!It is suitable for a handsome man with superb skills and good looks like you.

A download link is also attached.

Yu Xingye has an obvious shortcoming.

He is not very exaggerated, and it is easy to lose his sanity under the sugar-coated shells.

So he happily downloaded the game and started a live broadcast.

The game Yu Xingye downloaded was called "iwannabethedarejar". Before opening the game, he vowed to his fans, "A man like me must pass the test with one life."

As a result, within ten seconds of the start, he was killed by a landmine.

Yu Xingye patted the table angrily and continued walking.The fans almost died laughing on the barrage.

"Table hp-1" "Number of deaths*1" "Hahahaha I have already foreseen the ending, this game is so interesting hahahaha!" "Hahahaha why is it so funny!"

Yu Xingye said angrily: "I don't believe it! I must clear the level tonight!"

The barrage was about to pee out of laughter, a group of people were laughing and laughing as they watched Yu Xingye screaming incessantly from being sucked into this cheating game.

There are two other people who often watch the live game talk on the barrage.

"Sister, give up struggling. You won't be able to clear this game until tomorrow morning. No, you may not be able to clear it in half a month. You should be more sober."

Yu Xingye said sadly and firmly: "No, I believe in myself!"

"If I don't clear this game, I will never download it!"

He firmly set the flag.

As a professional chicken player, he thinks that even if his operation is not the best, it is about the same.This kind of game looks not much different from the modified version of Super Mario, and he can't even play this kind of game.

So he went through a night of autism and regained his combat effectiveness, and then he was autistic again.

Chu Hang had something to go out early the next morning. When he went downstairs, he saw Yu Xingye falling asleep in front of the computer.

Seeing that the computer in front of Yu Xingye was still on live broadcast, Chu Hang's face darkened, and he went over to pat Yu Xingye.

He always felt that he saw a second Zou Yi.

"Get up and go back to sleep."

Hearing Chu Hang's voice, Yu Xingye got up from the table in a daze, and squinted at Chu Hang.

His movements are like a lazy cat, cute and confused.The few cultivators who were still watching the live broadcast couldn't help screaming "ahhh" on the barrage.

It's so cute, isn't it?

Seeing Yu Xingye like this, Chu Hang swallowed involuntarily.

He decisively turned off the live broadcast, and then said to Yu Xingye: "Go up to sleep, don't broadcast live so late next time. Be careful of sudden death."

Yu Xingye nodded in a daze, and went upstairs like a ghost.

Chu Hang sighed helplessly.

When Yu Xingye went downstairs in the afternoon, Xiao Nuo was practicing guns in the training ground.Without saying a word, he rushed up from behind and hugged Xiao Nuo, yelling sadly: "Nuo Nuo! I'm autistic!"

Xiao Nuo was taken aback by him, and hurriedly took off his earphones: "What's wrong?"

"Yesterday, my fans recommended a game to me. I thought it was an ordinary game, but I didn't expect that game to be so bad!" Yu Xingye yelled almost sadly, "She said that game is very fun, I think The painting style is also more like Super Mario, so I went to play it. But what kind of game is that game! I was blown up to death when I came up, there is no villain and there are villains, and there are pitfalls without villains! "

He hugged Xiao Nuo and cried, his words were filled with grief and indignation, as if someone took his skin care products to wipe his feet: "That's not a game that one person plays."

"Then stop playing." Xiao Nuo thought for a while and said to Yu Xingye.

"But I set a flag in front of the fans, and I said that I won't download it until I clear the level." Yu Xingye had sad eyes and a sad tone, "I don't mean anything, but I will be laughed at."

"You should." Tan Yufei, who was next to him, said flatly, "If you don't beat your dick well, what are you doing playing that game?"

"Isn't this recommended by a fan? I'm embarrassed to refuse it. Besides, don't you occasionally play other games?" Yu Xingye was unhappy when he heard Tan Yufei's words, and turned his head with hatred He looked at Tan Yufei.

"But I don't know how to abuse myself." Tan Yufei looked at Yu Xingye and Xiao Nuo's relationship so well, and always had a sense of crisis that the rabbit delivered to his house would be snatched away by others.When facing Yu Xingye, he was very rude, "If you have time, you should train more. You don't have as much training time as Xiao Nuo. Are you afraid of being compared to him in the future?"

"It's as if you have more training time than him." Yu Xingye's tone was full of disgust.

Xiao Nuo's training time was longer than theirs, and he didn't know what this kid was thinking.Even if other people are in the team, they will never maintain such a high-intensity training.

Practicing shooting in the training ground is actually a very boring thing. After all, in this process, all you can do is boring aiming and shooting.

One hour or two hours of training may still make people get used to it, but if the training time is too long, it will be difficult to maintain this kind of xinxing.

But Xiao Nuo is different.

If Yu Xingye and Tan Yufei hadn't told him to eat chicken, he could have stayed in the training ground and used various guns to shoot moving targets and fixed targets.If the target on the training ground was real, it would have been shot into several pieces by him.

"I can't compare." Tan Yufei said coolly, "But if you play games for an hour and shut yourself off for a week, can you maintain normal training?"

"I can do it, I can do it!" Yu Xingye was interrupted by him so much, he also forgot about how he and Xiao Nuo were crying, and went to practice on his own after eating something.Xiao Nuo was awake for sixteen hours a day, except for the time to eat and drink, the rest of the time was almost spent in front of the computer, which really made them feel ashamed to be lazy.

However, Yu Xingye still did not give up on the iwanna game.I have always maintained the frequency of playing once a week and playing autism once a week, and I am slowly progressing on the road of jumping stabs.

Tan Yufei and Chu Hang saw that he didn't delay the normal training, and they didn't plan to bother him, they just let him play the game.