I'm dying every day [Comprehensive British and American]

After Bruce got into the car successfully, Bernice smiled and said to him, "Fasten your seat belt."

Bruce, who was sitting in the co-pilot, put on his seat belt silently without saying anything, thinking that he was in a robot body now.

in vivo……

Since there was nothing to hide, Bernice didn't even bother to put her hands on the steering wheel, and said to Bumblebee, "Let's go, baby."

There was no need to insert/insert the car key, the engine started by itself, and the Chevrolet slowly drove out of the garage, and soon left Xavier Manor.

As soon as they got on the expressway, the speed of the car increased. Bruce usually drove the Batmobile at about the same speed, so there was no special feeling. This made Bernice a little disappointed. She thought she could see Batman screaming in fright. He looks like he is ready to ask Bumblebee to record his call.

Bruce frequently looked at Bernice leaning on the back of the chair leisurely with her hands folded, and finally couldn't help asking: "It's not good for you to be photographed by the camera like this?"

There are plenty of cameras on the highway that take pictures whenever a car is detected to be speeding, and there is no doubt that they must be speeding now.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that." Bernice even took out a pack of cigarettes, opened the car door a crack for ventilation, and started to smoke, "They will only see the projection of me driving well."

projection?

The man pursed his lips and became silent.

Usually, her friend Bernice would ask if they want to smoke, but she knew Bruce would reject her without asking, so she didn't bother to ask, put away the cigarette case, Batman who doesn't smoke or drink really loses a lot fun in life.

Bernice told Bruce how she discovered the Bumblebee, and in the process kept emphasizing how "ignorant" and "innocent" she was, that she could buy an alien if she went to buy a car, and said that the Bumblebee How amazing is her food intake, one barrel of gasoline a day, she is almost exhausted...

When it came to this, Chevrolet honked a few times, as if in protest.

Bruce was once again sure that he was indeed a sentient being, even though it sounded unbelievable.Because even if they are aliens, their impression of "alien" is still relatively close to the appearance of earthlings, such as Superman, Thor, Loki, etc. (There are even many remarks pointing out that the color of aliens values ​​are generally relatively high), this is the first time I have seen a mechanical life form like this.

Strictly speaking, Thor and the others are not aliens, but they are not "people" living on the earth. They are collectively called aliens.

"Bee, he can't talk, that's all I know." When Bernice finished speaking, the cigarette had burned out, and she threw it out of the window, "You won't take him away, will you?"

"He doesn't belong on Earth," Bruce said, frowning.

"Yes, but his planet is gone, isn't it?" said Bernice. "Superman lives on Earth, too?"

Bruce pointedly pointed out: "People will not accept him."

Yes, Superman can indeed integrate into life on Earth, but can Bumblebee?Superman is very close to humans both in appearance and inwardly. He has human characteristics, and he grew up on the earth. He has his own job and family on the earth.

Even so, it took Bruce a long time to accept him.

It can be said that Batman is a person with a strong "territorial awareness", and he is not at ease if he does not eliminate the risk factors, not to mention that he has seen the strength of Bumblebee, an alien who will threaten the safety of the earth, he I can't worry about anything.

The only difference was that he seemed to listen to Bernice very much, and their relationship was more like a pet owner and a pet.

Bernice folded her hands behind her head, looked at the scenery outside the window, seemed a little distracted, and muttered to herself: "It's none of my business whether other people accept it, the Bee is my car, as long as I accept it. "

Bumblebee was almost moved to tears... no, poured gasoline, and then heard Bernice say this again: "You want to take him, yes, but you have to pay fifty thousand dollars to take him, and thirty thousand is used to buy him." He, [-] is used to make up for my gas money."

Bumblebee:"……"

Bruce sympathizes with Bumblebee for a second, "...I won't take him, but he'll be put on the Justice League watch list."

Bernice said "Oh" indifferently. Anyway, your watch list will be too long to read. Do you think you don't have enough enemies?

After going around outside, Bumblebee took Bernice and Bruce back to Academy X, and after getting off the car, Bernice remembered something and asked, "By the way, are you going back to Gotham later? "

Bruce said "hmm" and looked at her again, asking with his eyes.

"Great, then you can drive me there."

Bruce stared at her, writing with bright eyes: Don't you own a car yourself?

Bernice waved her hand and replied, "It's all on the way anyway, why bother?"

...you are troubling him.

……

It had been more than an hour since he saw Bernice going out wearing Bruce Wayne, and Charles became a little anxious when he didn't see the two of them.

Why are you in a hurry?He was worried for Eric.

He definitely didn't mean to hurt Eric, but if the opponent was Bruce Wayne, he didn't think Eric had much chance of winning...

From a girl’s point of view, Bruce Wayne, the president of the Wayne Group, is handsome and rich. Although he has adopted children, he has never fallen from the top of the list of “Man Gotham Most Wants to Date with” (don’t ask Why did he know that there is such a leaderboard), and Eric, although he can't lose in terms of charm, he doesn't even have a full-time job, and he runs around all day, and sometimes he can't see him for a whole year A few times, it can't be called a good partner.

Really, why should he bother about Eric's love?

Finally, they all saw the yellow Chevrolet appear in the field of vision, and Charles recognized it immediately because of the eye-catching color.

Chevrolet entered the garage, and Charles, who was determined to find out Bernice, had just arrived at the garage, but another car came out, a black Audi, which was Bruce's car.

This is not the point, the point is that Bernice is sitting in the passenger seat.

Bernice also noticed Charles over there, asked Bruce to stop, opened the car window and waved to the man in the wheelchair.

Charles glanced at Bruce, then looked away, and asked Bernice, "Are you going to...?"

Bernice said, "I'm going to Gotham for a few days, don't miss me too much."

...to Gotham?Going to Gotham in Bruce Wayne's car?To where he lives? !

Isn't that what it means to spend the night at his house!

I'm sorry, Bruce Wayne's reputation is really not very good, and as for the fact that he thought of going there immediately, and he felt that it was indeed something Bernice would do, then what, there seems to be a Chinese idiom called gangsters?Yes, that's pretty much what it means.

Charles realized that the two were likely to be on good terms, and was thinking about how to keep Bernice in his mind, but she didn't give him any room to speak, and only told him: "By the way, if my car runs out by itself Don't worry about it, it will come back by itself." After finishing speaking, he asked Bruce to drive, leaving Charles where he was.

...What do you mean by running out by yourself?Will you come back by yourself? !Is it a dog? Hello!

Watching the car go away, Charles fell into deep thought, should he inform Eric...?

……

Bruce dropped Bernice downstairs at Mrs. David's house, and she asked him if he wanted to come and sit down. It wasn't the first time Bruce had come, but it was the first time Bernice invited him, and he flatly refused.

And he had no idea what he was missing.

Mrs. David is naturally very happy. Yesterday she complained to Bernice on the phone that the winter vacation was so long that she would not come to stay for a few days. Bernice thought it was very reasonable. Anyway, she just woke up at school. She eats, sleeps when she is full, now she just sleeps in another place, and she can still eat the pizza she made every day. It is a blessing to have someone to take care of yourself~

So Bernice packed her things and came here, planning to stay for three days.

It’s just that Bernice always felt that something was wrong with Mrs. David today, as if she had something to say to her and she was uncomfortable. The frequent glances made her uncomfortable, so she asked before Mrs. David could speak: "Do you have something to say to me?"

Mrs. David struggled for a while before thinking of a more tactful way: "Bernese, do you think I'm a very old-fashioned person?"

"No, why do you ask that?"

Mrs. David put her hips on her hips and complained, "Then why didn't you tell me?"

"Tell me what?" Bernice was confused, picked up the can of Coke and took a sip, why she said this as if she was guessing.

"You're gay."

"puff--"

All the Coke that hadn't been swallowed in his mouth was sprayed out, dirtying the table and making him choke, "Ahem, ahem..."

Mrs. David was frightened, and hurried over to pat her on the back, "Oh, I just found out, why are you so excited?"

After she stopped coughing, Bernice opened her eyes in disbelief, and screamed, "I, I'm gay?! Who said that?!"

What is this all about? !

Mrs. David shifted her gaze guiltily, "I..."

After calming down, Bernice quickly guessed who the rumor spreader was. She had only mentioned it to him—Moriarty.

So, that bitch is still in Gotham?

... Moriarty, come out!I promise not to kill you!

She said with a headache: "Didn't I tell you to keep a distance from him? How did you talk to him again?"

Mrs. David told Bernice with an aggrieved face: "I haven't invited him as a guest, but he lives next door, so I can pretend not to see him when I meet him at the door?"

Bernice sighed, and Mrs. Davy was no wonder.

So here comes the problem, now that Mrs. Davy thinks she is a lesbian, if she explained it clearly to her, Moriarty would probably know that she was lying, and it was too easy to get the words out of Mrs. Davy's mouth.

All she can do now is to maintain her "gay" identity in front of Mrs. David.

...it really gives me a headache just thinking about it.

Mrs. David saw Bernice's melancholy face, thinking that she was worried that she would not accept her, and immediately comforted her: "I am not one of those stubborn and unreasonable people. What is the age now? Do you think that same-sex marriage is already over?" Legalized? No one will say anything to you, and I will support you!"

If Bernice really came out, maybe she would have been moved to tears, but now she only felt a bit of bitterness, and forced a smile: "...that's really great."

"By the way, do you have a girlfriend yet?"

Bernice was about to answer no, but if Moriarty knew that she didn't have a partner, she might have doubts, so she immediately changed her words: "...Yes."

"Oh~ Then when will you bring it back for me to see?"

"..."

Do you think Ivy would agree to pretend to be her girlfriend?Forget about Harley, her face has appeared in the newspaper many times, let Mrs. David know that she is dating Harley Quinn, and she will not be killed.

"I'll ask her opinion first." Bernice said dryly.

Then, Mrs. David cleaned up Lily's room and let Bernice live in it. She found that she forgot to bring face cream, and now it is very dry in winter, so she must not be without face cream.

She told Mrs. David and went out to buy face cream. This apartment is an old-style apartment. Those who don’t have an elevator can only take the stairs. Fortunately, it’s not too high. The third floor is acceptable, and it’s easy to go downstairs.

The stairs are at the corner at the end of the corridor. As soon as Bernice turned the corner, a hand suddenly stretched out from nowhere, grabbed her arm, and pulled her over, just like the plot in a horror movie.

She subconsciously wanted to yell, but the man covered her mouth, and at the same time her back slammed into the man's arms, his other hand held her rather than holding her from behind She, the gap in strength made it impossible for her to break free.

"Well……"

The other party covered her mouth so that she could not make a sound. He hugged her from behind, and at the same time, a cold voice like a snake sounded in her ears, and the scorching breath breathed in her ears, making her cry Goosebumps all over her body: "Hey, don't move."

Bernice stopped moving immediately because she recognized whose voice it was.

Another dog egg besides Moriarty, the clown.

Seeing that Bernice didn't move, the clown put his chin on Bernice's shoulder, pressed his lips against her ear, and said with satisfaction, "Surprise—we meet again, Bernice~"

Bernice really admired that he could say her name so disgustingly, she took off the clown's hand covering her mouth, and said angrily: "Are you so free? Don't you need to go and play with your Batboy?"

This guy has disappeared for a while since Harley risked his life to get it out of Arkham. Not long after she returned to X Academy, Poison Ivy sent her a text message telling her that Harley was missing again. / Nine is back to the clown.

The clown laughed sullenly, and Bernice could even feel his chest vibrating, "Oh? I know he sent you here."

Bernice's heart sank. He really knew the true identity of Batman, and he deserved to be his No.1 fanboy.

"Could you be..." Bernice hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help asking, "Are you jealous because he sent me back?"

clown:"……"

"How could I be jealous of him?"

"So you're eating my jealousy?"

"..."

The clown smiled instead of anger. He gently rubbed Bernice's lips with his fingertips. The action was gentle, but Bernice only felt that this capricious guy was going to pinch her to death in a second.

"You're still as full of weird thoughts as ever," he said.

Bernice replied blankly: "I'm really not too worried about this."

The sound of the doorknob being twisted sounded in the corridor, and Bernice thought it must not be Mrs. David coming out, she didn't want to be seen by her.

The clown gave an irritable "tsk", why was he interrupted at this time, no matter who dared to come out, he would shoot him dead.

Maybe Bernice's ability was activated unconsciously, and the person who came out was the only one who could fight the clown, Moriarty, he hadn't noticed the two people hiding in the shadows at the end of the corridor.

Bernice, who was still hating Moriarty for spreading rumors indiscriminately, was as excited as seeing a savior. The clown had no time to cover her mouth: "Baby, save me!"

Moriarty immediately looked over and found Bernice and the clown who were hugging like lovers. When his eyes caught the clown's face, he paused to close the door.

"Baby?" The clown who drew his gun narrowed his eyes dangerously, and cast his eyes on the man who looked so ordinary, his voice turned cold all of a sudden, "Is he your boyfriend?"

Bernice nodded like a chicken, and turned to Moriarty for help. She didn't know when she had an extra girlfriend, Moriarty: "???"

Although they are both villains, if there is one choice, Bernie will choose Moriarty without hesitation, at least he is not a moody lunatic.

The snake-like gaze wandered around Moriarty's body. Ordinary people would have been scared away, but Moriarty just crossed his arms and looked around the two with interest.

How could he not know who this is, I am afraid that there is no one in Gotham who does not know the clown, this is the key to his interest.

And the current posture of him and Bernice is really intriguing.

Both are criminals, but Moriarty and the clown are completely different types. Moriarty has always thought of himself as an orderly criminal. He never blows up a place. He likes to lay out in the dark and watch Step by step they stepped into the spider web.But to a certain extent, he has to admit that he is a "lunatic" similar to a clown, and he will do whatever it takes to achieve his goal.

The story of the clown and Batman reminded him even more of himself and Sherlock Holmes. He felt that the city with the clown and Batman would be very interesting, so this time he made it his home.

Bernice broke free from the clown's arms, slipped behind Moriarty, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and whispered, "Help me block him!"

The intimate behavior of the two of them was very eye-catching to the clown. He stepped out of the shadows, and his violent aura made him look extremely dangerous.

He laughed a few times nervously, with some fake pity in his eyes, pointed his gun at Moriarty, and said in a joking voice: "You came at a bad time."

Moriarty, who was pointed at the gun, didn't seem to panic at all. He took a step forward, showing a decent smile on his face, with the majesty of a superior in his smile: "Sorry, as she said, what are you looking for? thing?"