On How To Make My Facially Paralyzed Roommate Laugh

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It is said that life is unsatisfactory in the world, and sooner or later you will pay back when you come out to mess around. Cheng Zixiao, as a top-notch joker, finally knows that the consequences of playing tricks may be serious.

Ever since the death-defying exchange that came from the bottom of the box that day, Zhou Yi has become early and late.

Every day, after Cheng Zixiao woke up, there would be a ready breakfast on the table, but Zhou Yi was nowhere to be seen.When Cheng Zixiao came back from work, the door of Zhou Yi's room was closed, and there was the sound of steady breathing inside.

Without seeing Zhou Yi, Cheng Zixiao couldn't talk to him, and couldn't make him laugh if he couldn't talk to him, Cheng Zixiao felt that he was going crazy.

Seeing that he had to take responsibility for the good deeds he did, Cheng Zixiao wished he could strangle himself to death.

There was still one week before the one-month deadline, and Cheng Zixiao's health inventory was running low.When Monday arrives and he doesn't make Zhou Yi laugh, then he really wants to hehehe...

Cheng Zixiao sat in front of the table holding his breath, drank the whole glass of milk in one gulp, and vowed to come back tonight, which is rarely seen late, Zhouyi on the spot!

But it's so late, he's sitting at the table with a male tiger, why does Mao have the feeling of a lonely wife catching and raping her husband at home?

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At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the door of the house opened with a creak. Zhou Yi had just returned from the Internet cafe with the tablet in his arms, and his mind was not sober.

The lights were not turned on in the room, and he changed his shoes to drink a glass of water.

Zhou Yi didn't pay attention when he turned on the light. When he approached the dining room, he was taken aback. The board fell to the ground with a clang, and the echo echoed in the empty room.

Cheng Zixiao was lying on the table, sleeping soundly. He didn't even wake up when someone entered the door or something fell on the ground. It seemed that he was really sleepy.

Zhou Yi took his steps lightly, turned off the headlight, and replaced it with a small orange light. The warm color covered Cheng Zixiao's body, like a waxed statue, so beautiful that people dare not approach him .

It's so late and I can't sleep... Zhou Yi shook his head, and was about to go back to the room, when the sleeping person behind him called out, not loudly, but he could hear it clearly.

"Zhouyi..." Cheng Zi smiled and smashed his mouth, turned his head to face the window, "Why don't you smile at me..."

The ticking of the bell struck Zhou Yi's heart like an axe.

He stopped in the shadows, couldn't help turning his head, glanced at the sleeping soundly person, and felt a slight pain in his heart.

He couldn't say anything except sorry, and he didn't dare to say even these three words.

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The next day, when Cheng Zixiao woke up, he was surprised to find that he was lying on the bed, still covered with a quilt.

No... When did he have the good habit of sleepwalking?

Well...forget it, this is not a bad thing.Cheng Zi smiled happily and turned over the quilt. While changing clothes, he saw the calendar, and the date on it made the corners of his raised lips fall again.

He didn't have much time left, and there was no way to make Zhou Yi laugh anymore... He might really have to contact a lawyer to make a will.

In front of life, especially those who have died once, they know how precious life is.

Cheng Zixiao suddenly became listless, and he didn't even notice the smell of breakfast that filled the room after he opened the door.

Zhou Yi was busy in the kitchen, when he heard the door knock, he knew Cheng Zi was laughing, so he came out to say hello.

Cheng Zixiao was brushing his teeth, and was so frightened by the sudden greeting that he vomited foam on Zhou Yi's face: "Where is the evildoer!"

However, when he saw clearly that it was Zhou Yi, his first reaction was: Damn... am I still sleepwalking?

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After a while of silence, Cheng Zi smiled and wiped his face, apologizing like a child who has done something wrong: I'm sorry, where did I think the monster came from... Ah no no no, I mean I haven't seen you for too long I'm so excited to see you... I was waiting for you to come back yesterday, but... I don't know why, so I just... walked back to bed by myself.

Zhou Yi raised his sleeve and wiped the corner of his mouth. The fresh mint smell lingered on the tip of his nose. He licked his lips and said, "Come and eat after washing up."

After he left, Cheng Zixiao smelled the peach blossom fragrance that he hadn't smelled for a long time.

For some reason, as soon as he smelled it, he suddenly had a feeling that something was lost and found again.

Cheng Zi blushed with a smile, pinched his earlobe, and quickly turned around to wash his face.

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At the dinner table, Cheng Zixiao was well-behaved the whole time, always feeling that today's breakfast was more delicious than usual.

On the opposite side, Zhou Yi finished his porridge and did not leave in a hurry, but patiently waited for Cheng Zixiao to finish eating, then carefully took away the bowl and put it into the kitchen.

When Cheng Zixiao was about to go out, Zhou Yi followed him.The two of them walked into the elevator together, and in the quiet space, Zhou Yi broke the silence.

"I carried you back last night."

The former raised his head in astonishment, and thought for a few seconds until the elevator opened with a ding. After Cheng Zixiao knew what Zhou Yi was talking about, he went straight from a dazed face to a cubic daze...

Hug... hug... hug him back? !

Zhou Yi remained expressionless, and reached out to block the elevator door: You are going to be late for work.

Cheng Zi smiled back to his senses, looked at his watch, and rushed out of the stairs with a wow.

Zhou Yi withdrew his hand, always feeling that this morning was particularly beautiful.

Only two days left.

quickly.

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Some people were happy and some were worried, Cheng Zi smiled and entered the studio, feeling that he had lost half his life.

My colleague Xiao Zhang was choosing clothes for the model. When he saw Cheng Zi smiled, he put down his work and asked him: "Let's go out for dinner tonight, what advice does Brother Cheng have?"

Cheng Zi smiled and shook his hand, and shook his head weakly: I won't go.

My life is almost gone, so what else can I eat.

Xiao Zhang was frightened by this unusual Cheng Zixiao, and asked him in a panic if he was sick. Cheng Zixiao felt warm and said he was fine.

Xiao Zhang: Brother Cheng, we are all colleagues, don't hold back when something happens, we can help you find a solution.

Cheng Zi couldn't help laughing. This little colleague of his has only been here for a year. He is a college student who just graduated. He is very enthusiastic and innocent.Cheng Zixiao is not a restrained person, so the friendship between the two is pretty good.

He thought about it, and organized his wording: I have a roommate who shares the rent with me, but for some reason, he just doesn't smile at me.Tell me, am I that annoying?

Xiao Zhang waved his hand: That's it?I thought it was a big deal.It's not easy, if two people can't get along, then don't get along, just change roommates.

Cheng Zi nodded with a smile, and in the middle of the nodding, he suddenly stopped, and slowly raised his head and his eyes lit up.

Xiao Zhang's scalp was numb from being stared at: ...Brother Cheng, don't look at me like that.

Cheng Zixiao pushed the bag, and the brilliance in the two eyes was like the excitement of a tiger seeing its prey.

Xiao Zhang wants to cry but has no tears: Brother Cheng, you don't think you've got your mind on me!

Cheng Zixiao nodded in satisfaction: Young people are awesome.

Xiao Zhang:  …

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Being woken up so little by a colleague, Cheng Zixiao was very happy all day long.

During his lunch break, he logged into the forum, glanced at the gleaming [-] health points under the difficult task of "making his roommate laugh", and wished he could hug Xiao Zhang and kiss him.

What a fucking genius!Just change your roommate and everything will be fine!

Cheng Zixiao has never felt so stupid in his whole life.

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In the evening, the big guy went out to have a barbecue, Cheng Zixiao took Xiao Zhang with him the whole time, toasted and served food, which made Xiao Zhang restless and almost called his father to beg for mercy.

Cheng Zixiao took a bite of a bunch of shiitake mushrooms and didn't care: Don't be nervous, I just want you to stay with me for one night.

Xiao Zhang really didn't understand: Brother Cheng, why are you doing this?

Cheng Zi raised his lips with a smile, and the essence of the goblin came out again: I signed a one-year contract with him, so I can't drive him away for no reason, right?Don't worry, just put on a show and stay for one night today.

As he spoke, he put another handful of skewers into Xiao Zhang's bowl.

Xiao Zhang, who was eating skewers, wanted to slap himself to death.

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After the dinner, Cheng Zixiao took Xiao Zhang home.

But he didn't expect that when he opened the door, Zhou Yi was waiting for him at the door, with a table of cold dishes behind him.

Cheng Zi was standing at the door with a smile, and felt guilty about Zhou Yi's gaze.

Zhou Yi: Why are you back so late?

And brought a man back.

Cheng Zixiao: Just now when colleagues had a dinner, he had a quarrel with his girlfriend and said he was staying here for one night.I agreed.

Xiao Zhang looked at Cheng Zi's smiling face and lied without changing his expression, the corners of his mouth twitched, thinking that brother, you didn't say that just now.And is he still single? !

Zhou Yi's face changed slightly, but he didn't say anything, he just sat back on the dining table silently, and picked up chopsticks to eat by himself.

When Cheng Zixiao saw him, he knew that Zhou Yi was waiting for him to come back for dinner, and he felt a little guilty, but when he thought about his life value, he forced himself to be ruthless, pulled Xiao Zhang to sit on the sofa, and peeled fruit again. It's pouring water again, very enthusiastic!

Zhou Yi glanced at it, and then his eyes fell on a table of cold dishes.

Cheng Zixiao didn't notice it at all, and kept chatting with Xiao Zhang.Xiao Zhang was lively and generous, and when the two came and went, he immediately started laughing.

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When Cheng Zixiao saw Xiao Zhang smiling, he was so happy that he almost rolled over. He stuffed an apple into Xiao Zhang's hand and told him to eat it first, then he went back to his room.

Xiao Zhang, who was thrown on the spot, didn't know why, so he just took a bite of the apple and felt that the smell in the room was a bit weird... like the smell of rotten peach blossom wine.

In the room, Cheng Zixiao rubbed his hands and opened the forum, thinking that Xiao Zhang was going to live here anyway, so he would be his roommate, the room laughed, what else could be wrong?

When he was happily going to collect his life points, he found that the word "Receive" that should have been lit up...was gray.

is gray...

gray...

Ash……

of……

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Cheng Zixiao almost smashed the keyboard.

He went to the administrator angrily, and used the once-a-year chat opportunity, which started with a crackling narrative and emotional venting.

The administrator replied quickly as if he never left the computer.

And this reply gave Cheng Zixiao the urge to turn himself into his original form and kill him.

The author has something to say: Don't be afraid, I, Brother Zhou, don't talk much about people.