twin stars

Feng Xiangjie

"I don't sing!"

"Oh, then there's nothing you can do. The water valve can't be turned on, someone can't take a shower, and you can't get out of the bathroom! Dong, let's sleep with each other, don't worry about other things."

"Wait!" I hurriedly called Xiao Yi to stop, and at the same time warned myself to stay calm.I put my head on the door panel, clenched my fists, and thought about it carefully: a man can bend and stretch, I have to go out first, so I can teach this kid a lesson!It seems that he can only compromise for the time being and agree to his request.

"I, I sing, I sing!" I rubbed my neck and tried to squeeze out the voice from my throat: "The end of the world... the cape, look for it... bosom friend, little, little sister sing, sing..."

"Little sister sings well!"

"You!" He still provoked me, and I was so angry that I punched the door panel.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, you go on, go on!" There was another snicker from outside the door.

See how I will deal with you when I go out!

After stammering and finishing the song, it seemed like a century had passed.Xiao Yi succeeds in his trick and triumphantly opens the sluice gate.I rinsed off quickly, changed into shorts and tank top, and rushed out of the bathroom.

He and A Dong were both in the living room, saving me the trouble of going to the bedroom to catch him.

"Jie, Brother Jie..." Adong stood up tremblingly.

"None of your business, A Dong, you go back." A Dong seemed to have received a pardon, and quickly slipped back to the bedroom against the wall.I felt the muscles all over my body tense up, and the joints on my wrists creaked and creaked with the movement.

"Ajie, I take back what I just said! In fact, your singing is ugly. It's ugly, it's really ugly! It's completely out of tune!" Xiao Yi folded his hands behind his back, shaking his head and frowning, as if he was feeling sorry for me.

"Actually..." I slowly approached him: "I want to hear you sing again!" Before I finished speaking, I used my grasping hand and grabbed his left shoulder with lightning speed.But he had been prepared for a long time, stretched out his right arm to block my wrist, and pressed down to relieve my strength.Then jump back a few steps and exit a few meters away.

"Your kung fu has really improved, you can escape more easily!"

"Where, where, thanks to your teaching, Ajie!" Xiao Yi cupped his fists and bowed to me, smiling all over his face.

"Don't run away!"

"Don't run, am I a fool?" After finishing speaking, he stuck out his tongue and made a face at me.

If I don't catch him today, I won't be named Feng!

We chase in the living room.He has no scruples, but I have to be careful not to damage the tables, chairs and cabinets.Xiao Yi seized the gap and took out a tray from the coffee table drawer, on which were stacked twelve small porcelain green teacups.I was instantly held back.That is the porcelain tea set I bought not long ago.I like to collect pendants of various small animals. When I saw the lifelike patterns of the Chinese zodiac drawn on this set of teacups, I couldn't resist buying them back.I didn't expect to become Xiaoyi's tool to blackmail me now.

"Don't mess around!"

"I'm not messing around!" He smiled and picked up a teacup with two fingers, and threw it lightly at me. I was so scared that I rushed over to catch it, and held the teacup carefully in my hand, sweating all over my head.He continued to throw, and the frequency and speed of the throws allowed me to catch them, but kept a distance from him.He retreated to the shoe cabinet while tossing, took off the wall-mounted phone, dialed quickly, and shouted:

"Hey, there's a fight at 320, the dormitory is being demolished, come here!"

Within minutes, I knew who he had called.

"What's going on? Why are you fighting again? Didn't you just say that you should sleep honestly?" The fat aunt appeared angrily at the door of the dormitory with her hips akimbo.I hurriedly welcomed her into the room and said with a smile: "No, there was no fight. Look, isn't the living room pretty tidy? It's Xiaoyi playing with you!"

The fat aunt looked around the dormitory for a week, nodded, and then asked Xiao Yi viciously:

"Lei Yi, you actually lied about the military situation! Are you kidding me? Do you want to try Aunt Fat's method?"

Xiao Yi clasped his fists, pretending to be wronged and said, "Don't dare, dare not! It's just that if you don't come, there will be a murder case!"

"What murder case?"

I hurriedly supported the fat aunt's shoulders and asked her to turn to me, with her back to Xiaoyi: "He is a little drunk today and likes to talk nonsense, don't be as knowledgeable as he is! I am so sorry that I made you run twice tonight! We have fruit in the kitchen , please eat something to cool off."

I let the fat aunt to the dining table and brought out two fruit plates. The two sat at the dining table and chatted, while Xiao Yi stood behind the fat aunt and played with a teacup over and over again.

"Well, if only the employees in the company's dormitory were as polite and well-mannered as you, Ajie, I wouldn't have to worry about growing gray hair every day." The fat aunt seemed to have a lot of bitterness to pour out, and she closed the chatter box as soon as she opened it. Can't live.

"Ajie, you are really sensible! My son is only a few years younger than you, but he often hangs out with some hooligans. His father doesn't care about him, he only knows how to drink!"

"Actually... I almost went astray before. Fat aunt, tell me who your son hangs out with. I know some friends in the world, and I can ask them to help guide your son on the right path."

"Oh, thank you so much!" The fat aunt grabbed my hands excitedly: "Your mother is really lucky to have a son like you: he looks good and has a good heart! And..." She touched He touched the muscles on my arm and said, "The figure is also good! How did you practice like this?"

"Oh, I box and work out every day."

"Oh, my son who doesn't live up to expectations is as thin as a bamboo pole, and he can't get fat no matter how much he eats. Many people even suspect that he doesn't get fat because of smoking/drugs. Just like..." Fat aunt glanced back at Xiao Yi: "Just like He does."

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes, very disdainful.I held back my laughter and continued to listen to my fat aunt.The fat aunt talked about her husband, the neighbors in the neighborhood, and then the company dormitory, one topic after another, endless, and I was too embarrassed to interrupt her.Xiao Yi stood behind her, obviously impatient.

He suddenly elongated his face, as if he was going to pinch the fat aunt, and then pretended to be a gorilla, beating his chest for a while, and then raised his arms for a while, imitating the orangutan's walk, and then pretending to be a zombie, jumping and jumping, barking his teeth and claws, making a little noise None issued.While listening to Aunt Fat's complaints, I peeked at Xiao Yi's funny pantomime. I wanted to laugh but I couldn't. I didn't want to watch him, but his performance was ridiculous and always attracted my attention.

I endured it very hard, and finally let out a "puchi" laugh.

"What's wrong?" Aunt Fat asked puzzled.

"No, it's nothing! It's just that I'm a little dizzy now, and I'm probably a little drunk."

"Ah, then go to bed early, let's talk again when you have time!" Fat Aunt finally closed the chat box and left the dormitory in a happy mood. Both Xiao Yi and I breathed a sigh of relief.

A Dong, who had been hiding in the bedroom, poked his head out and asked, "Was it Fat Aunt just now? Why is she here?"

"For Ajie!" Xiao Yi spread his hands and shrugged.

"Nonsense, didn't you call me here? It's easy to ask God to send God away, it's all your fault!" I glared at him.After all this tossing, I don't have the energy to teach him a lesson, so I can only wait for a chance in the future.

"I just want to save Aunt Fat, but she doesn't want to leave when she sees Ajie. Adong, you don't even know how affectionate Aunt Fat was to Ajie just now. She's just like this..." Xiao Yi suddenly grabbed Hold my hand, put the back of my hand against his face and rub it back and forth, imitating the fat aunt's tone and say: "Oh, Ajie, you are so kind, whether this one or that one, you are really my sweetheart!"

"Ah, Aunt Fat is so enthusiastic! Ajie, can you even eat Aunt Fat?" A Dong opened his mouth in disbelief.

I was out of breath: "You, what are you talking about? Not at all!" I wanted to take my hand out of Xiaoyi's hand, but he became even more aggressive, stroking my arm, the warm palm rubbed against the skin, a little itchy and slippery , It actually made my heart tremble a little.

"Oh, your figure is really good, how did you practice? Fat aunt really likes it to death!" He continued to imitate fat aunt's tone of teasing me.

"You, you..." I was too angry to speak.

"Look at Ajie, your face is blushing, and you still say no?" Xiao Yi pointed at me and said to A Dong with a smile.

"I, I didn't..." My face was a little hot, but it was all because of his anger, why would I blush?

Looking at Xiao Yi's arrogant and rascal face, I was obviously very angry, but there was nothing I could do about him, I really felt like I was going crazy.

"I believe in Brother Jie!" At the critical moment, A Dong decisively and firmly expressed his trust in me, just like timely rain extinguished the burning forest fire of "beep boo", which made my mood refreshed all of a sudden.

"Ah Dong, you don't believe me?"

"Xiao Yi, it's because your performance is too exaggerated and fake!" A Dong smiled and patted Xiao Yi's shoulder: "Next time you should perform more realistically, don't be so pretentious, I will definitely believe you."

"Hmph!" Xiao Yi snorted unconvinced, left me and A Dong, and went back to the bedroom with head held high.

Lei Yi

Although Ajie was not allowed to pretend to be a woman, no matter what, forcing him to sing "The Song Girl at the End of the World" was considered a success.When you think of new ideas later, you can play tricks on him again, hehe!

The box office of "The Bodyguard" was very good, and the company immediately added several new filming plans.There is a movie "Eagle", which was originally tailor-made for Huang Yu, but Huang Yu had endless disputes with the company because of the salary issue, so Ajie was used as the leading role in this movie.It's a pity that there is no suitable role for me in the film, otherwise it would be good for me to play a role with Ajie.

I'm not used to filming separately from Ajie.I had to find time to visit his studio.There are several supporting roles in this movie, and they turned out to be the dragon and tiger warriors who had clashed with us in the restaurant before.

"It's really annoying to have those guys here!" I think they are not pleasing to the eye, and I don't want them to film with Ajie: "Why don't you talk to the director and replace them?"

"You mean Ah Liu and them? Don't be like this, it's not easy for them to make a living."

"Ajie, you are too easy to soften your heart." I was a little dissatisfied.

Ajie stared at me and said: "The main thing is that you have also been a dragon and tiger martial artist. Whenever I see them, I think of you in the past."

His eyes were gentle and clear, and there seemed to be a cluster of compassionate lights in his eyes.My heart felt like it was pinched.

"Actually, we are reconciled now, and they all call me Brother Jie."

"How to reconcile?" I was very surprised.

"They often shoot too late and don't have a bus to go home. I suggested to the logistics supervisor to add a night bus for them to take them home. Originally, the company worked overtime and filmed, so it should provide convenience for the employees. They are very grateful to me, so That's all right."

He said it lightly, as if it were a trivial matter.But I know that only those who are always thinking about others can be so careful.