twin stars

Lei Yi

"You two...are you really okay?" the vice president asked worriedly, clasping his fists in both hands.

"Don't worry, the two of us are over 100 years old together, and we are well-informed, how can we not even deal with a few children?" I smiled and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her.

"That's right, what kind of tricks can a group of children play? What tricks do they have, let them use it. Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover!" Ajie was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, straightened his back, looked forward with his hands behind his back, and looked very handsome. Headmaster style.

I looked at his confident look and gave him a blank stare.I wanted to design several sets of countermeasures with him in advance, but he flatly refused: "It takes so much effort to deal with children? Can't we just see the trick?"

Seeing that he has a plan in mind, I don't say much, it depends on his performance.

The vice principal took us to the classroom and introduced Ajie and me to the whole class.

"This is Grandpa Feng, and this is Grandpa Lei. They are your volunteer teachers today. They are here to accompany you to spend a pleasant day. Everyone applaud and welcome!"

It was quiet.There are more than a dozen children in the classroom, ranging in age from eight to 12 years old.They each have a desk, some are playing with their mobile phones with their heads down, some are reading magazines, some are eating snacks, and a little girl with long hair is arranging her doll's clothes.Almost no one cared about us, a few looked up at us indifferently, then lowered their heads again.Only a short-haired little girl with a mushroom head in the back corner of the classroom looked at us curiously with her big bright eyes.She looked very well-behaved and sensible, but she didn't applaud either.

The deputy dean was very embarrassed, and I could seem to see that her forehead was sweating non-stop.

At this moment, a thin curly-haired little boy about nine years old suddenly stood up, grinning and clapping twice, then sat down quickly and became expressionless again.

The vice-principal coughed twice, and said with a smile: "The third class... I'll hand it over to two of you. If there is anything unusual, you can call my office immediately."

Ajie and I watched the worried deputy principal out of the classroom.

"It's actually two old men this time?" In the middle of the first row of seats was a tall, thin boy with dark skin, with his legs resting on the desk.He seemed to be the oldest child in the class, but sitting in the first row, he seemed rebellious.

"Ahem, although we are older, we can still be good friends with you!" I was going to impress them with a friendly and warm smile: "My name is Lei Yi, and I hope to have a good time with you all!"

"I'm Feng Xiangjie!" Ajie still spoke very solemnly: "Since I am your teacher today, I will try my best to pass on what I have learned and experience to you, help you become talented, and let you grow up to It is easier to enter the society."

"Tch, what can two old men teach?" The thin and tall boy showed disdain for us.

"I can teach Mandarin, English, and French. The more you learn, the stronger your ability to survive in society in the future." Ajie encouraged with enthusiasm.

"It's so boring! I'm going to sleep." The tall and thin boy said, actually leaned on the table and started to doze off.

"This, what kind of attitude is this!" Ajie's expression changed.He has always regarded himself as a teacher and likes to reason with young people. It is probably the first time he has encountered a child who is so presumptuous to him.

"Be friends? Okay, okay!" The short curly-haired boy suddenly raised his hands and jumped up and shouted: "Can you teach me hip-hop? I also want to learn 'parkour' and play VR games!"

I've heard of hip-hop, but I'm really new to "parkour" and VR games.Looking at Ajie, he looked even more bewildered and cast a questioning look at me.

Wouldn't it be humiliating to confess in front of the kids that I didn't know what those two games were?There is no way, I can only pretend to understand!

"Parkour, oh, I know, it's just a game of running around and looking cool! VR... oops, you need tools to play games, how can you play without tools? Today is our first class, everyone first Let’s get to know each other better, and we’ll play with it later.” I happily practiced Tai Chi, but Ajie looked at me suspiciously, as if asking, “Are you making it up?”

I curled my lip at him and hinted, "Making it up?Better to make up than admit ignorance, right?If you are not afraid of losing face, you can admit that you don't understand in front of those little kids, and let them make fun of you.

"Xiao Di, why do they know how to play 'parkour'? Don't they want to break that old bone? Hahaha!" The tall, thin boy who pretended to be sleeping propped his head up and taunted without hesitation.

This little kid really has no respect for his elders!I'm a little annoyed.

"That's right!" The curly-haired little boy named Xiao Di shrugged and said, "Ah Peng is right, what is there to do with the old man? I guess we can only play chess and walk the birds!"

"Games are just games, and learning is the most important thing! If you are young and don't work hard, the boss will be sad! You must cherish your youthful time, and don't waste your studies just because of games!" Ajie suddenly started the earnest preaching mode, eloquently , Quoting scriptures and classics, I can't wait to dig my heart and lungs to persuade these children to "turn back and do it".

The tall and thin boy named A Peng fell asleep on the table again, and even yawned several times.

"Little friend, did no one tell you to pay attention when others are talking? This is basic politeness. Also, did no one tell you that 'playing games is a waste of time'?" Said a little boy on the side who was playing games on his mobile phone with his head down.

The little boy raised his head, with freckles on his face, eyes as thin as willow leaves, and a bit of hostility in his eyes: "I don't know. Because I don't have parents, no one told me!".

Ajie didn't expect him to be so contradictory, and he was a little embarrassed: "Then... the teacher in the orphanage always told you? Or, the volunteer teacher always told you?"

"The volunteer uncles and aunts in the orphanage changed batch after batch. I can't remember what they all said." The little girl with long hair who was arranging the doll's clothes suddenly interrupted, her voice was clear and sharp.

Ajie didn't expect that another child would interrupt him, and he hesitated for a while, not knowing how to deal with it.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, don't you know now?" I quickly smoothed things over: "Don't play games during class, it's fun when everyone plays together!"

"That's right," Ajie got my support, puffed up his chest and said, "Do you know that playing games can kill people?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole class was startled, and they raised their heads to look at Ajie in horror.

"My son played games behind closed doors all day long, and I was almost pissed off by him! Playing games will piss off the elders!" Ajie's confident appearance was like an old woman speaking eloquently. Describe to you a rumor that she thinks is very credible. If you don't believe her, you will feel sorry for her.

After a moment of silence, all the children lowered their heads again and went about their business.There was a cold scene in the classroom.

No way, I can only save the field again.

"Ahem! You already know me and Grandpa Feng, but we don't know your names yet. Let's do roll call today, so we can get to know everyone. Children whose names are called raise their hands. Grandpa Feng and I have a gift. No There is no gift for the little ones in your hands!"

After finishing speaking, I started my "gift bribe" plan.If you want to please children, start with gift giving.

"I'll call the roll, and you follow me to give out gifts."

I put a large duffel bag in Ajie's arms, then took the roster, and whispered to Ajie.He was a little unhappy. When we first met today, he still dismissed my plan, but now he can only obediently obey my orders.

Remote control cars, robots, Barbie dolls, toy jewelry boxes... There are also small cakes and various dried fruits.In order to prepare these gifts and please the children, I have spent a lot of thought.

The roll call was smooth and the gifts were distributed smoothly.Only the sleeping Ah Peng and the little boy with freckles and narrow eyes did not raise their hands.However, there is only one name left in the list, "Amon", which is not matched, and that should be the name of the boy with freckles.

I also basically know the other children.The lively curly-haired little boy is called Xiao Di, and the long-haired girl holding the doll is called Xiao Min.The little girl with the mushroom head is Xiaoyou, who turned out to be a mute.I was touched, and felt a great deal of pity for her.There is also a little boy named Xiaoban, who wears glasses, has a limp leg, and is usually taciturn.But from his eyes, I can see that he really wants to get close to us.

I successfully got to know the children in this class, shortened the distance with them, and achieved my goal in the first class. I am very satisfied.

At this time, Xiao Di ran to Ajie and me with a smile, and said innocently: "Grandpa Lei, Grandpa Feng, in fact, we have prepared gifts for you. Do you want to see it?"

Got a gift for us?Ajie and I looked at each other and felt flattered.

"Okay, okay! Haha, we are very happy!" I smiled, thinking to myself: Who said that this class of children is bear children, they are obviously very cute!

Xiao Di pulled us to the back of the classroom. The entire wall was covered by yellow curtains, and the inside was bulging, looking like a balloon.This is ready to welcome us with festive balloons!Ajie and I looked at each other with relief and smiled.

"Pull down the red string!" Xiao Di handed us the red string on the curtain cloth.

Ajie and I pulled down the red rope together, and the yellow curtain was pulled off.

In an instant, it was crackling, like a gun/powder barrel being punctured, or countless firecrackers being set off, or a thunderbolt that was used as a hidden weapon in a martial arts movie was thrown out, and the crackling sounded one after another.It is indeed a balloon.It's just that the curtains have been tampered with, and there are countless small needles pinned to them.The moment we pulled down the red rope, the balloons were punctured one after another.

The air wave from the bursting of the balloon cut to the face, causing pain on the cheek.This is the second thing, the key is that I have a heart attack. On the one hand, I was frightened, and on the other hand, the continuous crackling sound made my heart beat violently. I covered my chest and took a few steps back, almost falling down.

Suddenly a solid chest blocked me behind me.Ajie hugged me from behind, grabbed my hand, and asked anxiously, "How are you?"

His hands were warm and strong, as before.It was as if a sea god needle had been buried in my heart, and it soon returned to beating regularly, and the popping sound of balloons could no longer affect me.

"I'm fine!" I grinned at him, with warm and somewhat sour feelings surging in my heart.

The frightened appearance of Ajie and I became the object of fun for the children.Seeing that I was fine, Ajie shouted angrily, "You guys are going too far!"

This shout was like a lion showing its might, shaking the classroom, frightening all the laughing children into silence.

"There must be a limit to pranks! Who is the mastermind? Stand up! I want to teach him a lesson on behalf of the dean. He must be locked up and let him reflect alone!"

"Just shut it down, it's not that you haven't been locked up, what's the big deal!" A Peng put his legs on the table again, and admitted that he was the mastermind.

"It seems that the confinement is too light!" Ajie gritted his teeth: "If it is my son, I will lock him up for at least two days without eating! Although I can't make complete decisions here, I can let you put a bucket on your head and fill it with water. water, standing outside the classroom for a day."

"Is this corporal punishment?" Xiao Min combed her doll's hair and said unhurriedly, "Grandpa Feng, if you punish minors physically, we can go to the Education Bureau to complain about you. The court ruled that it was 'illegal' and was punished!"

"Illegal, illegal? Me?" Ajie pointed to his nose, which was almost crooked.He has always been law-abiding and well-behaved, never doing anything against morality and the law, but now he is accused of "breaking the law" by an 11-year-old girl. He is really wronged!

Now that I have figured out the situation, it seems that these little dolls are really difficult to deal with!

"Let's have a long-term plan!" I pulled Ajie's hand and whispered in his ear, telling him to stay calm.

"Xiao Min, why don't you say that!" A little girl named Xiaoyue with a ponytail said, "Grandpa Feng and Grandpa Lei gave us presents, we should thank them, everyone said, right?"

"Yes!" Many children echoed together.

"I was frightened just now, move the stools and let them sit down and rest!" Xiaoyue said, and moved two white plastic seats in the corner of the classroom with another child for me and Ajie to sit down.

It turns out that there are still sensible children!

Ajie and I were about to sit down when we suddenly noticed that Xiaodi was giving Apeng a wink, and there was a cunning light in his eyes.I had a bad feeling and quickly shouted: "Don't sit down!"

It's a pity that it was too late, and Ajie sat upright in the seat.

"What's going on?" He heard my yell and stood up quickly, but the plastic stool stuck to his buttocks.

"This is super glue! It won't come off for a week after it's glued on, hahaha!" Ah Peng laughed while hugging his belly, and the other children couldn't stop laughing too.

Hit again!I held my forehead and wanted to sigh helplessly, but when I saw Ajie turn left and right, trying to pull down the stool on his buttocks, sweating profusely in anxiety but to no avail, I couldn't help but want to laugh with the children .

Can't laugh, can't laugh!Otherwise it's too boring!I quickly covered my face with my hands.

"Alas! It seems that it still won't work! You two have worked so hard!" In the office, the vice-principal made a sad face and apologized to us: "Let's make other arrangements in the future!"

I peeked at Ajie, he borrowed other staff's trousers to wear, and his own trousers could only be "in close contact" with the plastic chair temporarily and "inseparable".

"I have always 'advance despite difficulties'!" Ajie replied firmly: "How can I back down when I encounter a small obstacle? I still want to be a volunteer in the third class, and I will continue next month!" He The words are loud.

"Me too!" I smiled and nodded.

Feng Xiangjie

The vice president had something to do temporarily and left the office.Thinking of how I was being teased, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I couldn't help complaining: "You said, we used to play tricks on others, and every time it was someone else who made a fool of himself, but now we are actually being teased! The most hateful thing is: It's too embarrassing for us two old Jiang Hu to be carried in the hands of a group of yellow-haired boys and yellow-haired girls. I will definitely win it back!"

"Yes, yes, I think so too!" Xiao Yi had a weird expression, as if trying to hold back a smile.Is he laughing at how embarrassing I was being teased?I stared at him suspiciously. He quickly lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone to start browsing, without speaking for a while.

He ignored me, I was a little displeased, and complained again: "That Aman, who has been playing games all the time, never raised his head. I knew that the mobile phone can't be played, and everyone has become a 'head-down group', watching all the time. Mobile phone, I don’t even bother to respond to my family’s greetings. It’s a mobile phone and a game at the same time, it’s really harmful, don’t you think I’m right? Right?”

"Yes, yes, you are right!" He nodded in agreement, but his eyes were still fixed on the phone screen.

"I'm right. Why are you still looking at your phone? I never use communication software. People need to communicate with each other. Why use social platforms and mobile phones?"

"Oh, I was looking up what 'parkour' and VR games are."

"Ah? Really? I'll take a look too." I poked my head over.

"It turns out that 'parkour' is a kind of extreme sports, and VR is a virtual reality game!"

Xiao Yi clicked on a video of "Parkour", played it in full screen, and watched it with me.

"It's so dangerous, and you're still jumping between two buildings! How can children play this kind of sport? No, no, absolutely forbidden." Seeing the picture in the video, I was terrified and shook my head repeatedly.

"When we were young when we were filming, we used to hang steel wires and fly around at high altitudes. At that time, we still found it quite exciting. Some of the parkour movements are also very similar to our martial arts moves." Xiao Yi fell into a coma with an admiring expression. memories.Drag racing, horse racing... At that time, we really played what was exciting. "If I were young now, I would play all extreme sports." He was eager to try, as if he was still the passionate and rebellious teenager back then.I said silently in my heart: Yes, I am the same!What a joy to have an adventure with him!

"It's a pity that we're all 'bad old men' now trying to keep young people from taking risks!" he quipped.

"You're a bad old man, but I'm not!" I didn't want to be called a "bad old man", so I quickly corrected it.

"Okay, okay, you are not! You are a handsome young man in the prime of life!"

This sounded very awkward, like a perfunctory irony, I deliberately lowered my face and said: "I'm not a handsome guy anymore, I'm getting old and ugly!"

He shrugged his shoulders and showed a foolish smile: "It's good to be old and ugly, so I won't attract love affairs!".

"I recruit peach blossoms?" I was a little unconvinced: "When will I recruit peach blossoms? Obviously you like to attract bees and butterflies."

"Oh, do you know how many peach blossoms I blocked for you back then?" He almost jumped up from his seat.

"Block the peach blossoms? When? Why help me block the peach blossoms?"

"Uh...forget it, forget it, don't mention the old things." He waved his hand and turned his head away: "I don't expect you to thank me either! I never leave my name behind for good deeds."

I was baffled by these words, but since he said not to mention the past, I can't talk too much about the past.Just remembering that he and I were in the prime of life back then, but now we have to dye our hair regularly, I can’t help feeling:

"Oh, it's not okay to be dissatisfied. You and I are really old!"

"What? How dare you say I'm old? Say it again, I'll never end with you!" This time he finally jumped up from his seat, stepped on the stool with one foot, and pointed at the tip of my nose with one finger and threatened.

I was dumbfounded: just now he called himself a "bad old man", why didn't he admit that he was old in a blink of an eye?

"I have always kept up with the times and like to hang out with young people. I have everything that young people have. Do you have prestige? Do you have a circle of friends? You don't have any. So don't call me old, you know Is it? If you say it again, I will... I will..."

"What about you?" Seeing that he hesitated to speak, I asked curiously.

He grinned again, very maliciously.This smile makes me nervous, and I always have a bad feeling.

"Wait, let me post a message in Moments first." With a weird smile, he edited a message on his phone and sent it out.After posting, he stared at the phone and laughed non-stop.

I couldn't sit still, and grabbed his cell phone to check what he had written.

"I went to volunteer today, and I was teased by a group of brats. But I'm still smart, and I didn't know the way. My volunteer partner was miserable. Guess what happened to him? The stool stuck to his butt, and he couldn't get rid of it. Hahaha!" At the end of the text, there was a laughing face.This message quickly received dozens of "likes" and dozens of comments:

"You're still smart!"

"Sincere regards to your companion! Hahaha!"

"Tricked by a brat? Poor!"

"You are so powerful, you can see through their tricks!"

……

"The stool is stuck to the butt... why don't you take a picture to commemorate it!"

"Yes, good things should be shared!"

Xiao Yi replied under this comment: I took a photo, but in order to protect personal privacy, I won’t show it for everyone to watch!Hahaha!

"You, you, you..." I pointed at this message, anxious and angry: "You still took pictures? Hand over the pictures! Delete the message!"

He patted me on the shoulder and said calmly: "Don't panic, I didn't name you, no one knows it's you! Don't worry, don't worry!"

"That, that doesn't work!" I became angry from embarrassment.

"Hmph, I haven't held you accountable for looking at my phone casually!" He folded his arms, pursed his mouth and said, "You call it peeping at other people's privacy, it's an infringement, you know?"

What?It was obvious that he took pictures and sent messages without authorization, violating my privacy, but now it's me peeping at his privacy?In front of him, I always have reasons and can't explain why it's still the same as before?

"Okay, okay, we are partners, don't worry about this little thing anymore. The focus now is to think about how to deal with those brats when NO.15 is in class next month. We lost a game this time, and we will definitely Get it back!" He raised his fist and signaled solemnly to me, his eyes seemed to say: We are comrades-in-arms and allies, do we need to worry about such a trivial matter as invasion of privacy?

Well, if he doesn't show the photos and delete the information, what else can I do?

After returning home, the more I thought about it, the more disturbed I became.No one knows if he will post some topics that mock me in his circle of friends.After careful consideration, I asked Xiaobang to configure a mobile phone for me, installed Weixin, and added Xiaoyi as a friend, so that I could monitor his speech.Every time I don't like or leave a comment, I just watch silently.

However, what he often sends is some food pictures, and there is no text, only a few emoji.Could it be that his greatest pursuit is food?

After learning how to use prestige, I also started to write some reading thoughts, appreciation of poems, and life insights to my circle of friends. I felt that my life realm was much higher than that of Xiaoyi, but... there were very few people who liked and commented.Alas, it seems that Yangchun Baixue can only be high-spirited!

But one day, I received a like, which was actually clicked by Xiao Yi.But he quickly commented:

"Sorry for slipping!"

slippery?What's the meaning?I didn't like my short article because it was well written, but because I slipped and missed it?

I held back the anger in my heart and replied to his comment: "It's not a crime of war!"

Not long after, Xiaoyi sent me a prestige message alone:

"Can you speak more plainly? What does 'non-war crime' mean? I searched for a long time and couldn't figure it out. You actually want to say: 'It doesn't matter if you like the wrong one'? This is a disguised boast Is the essay well written? I understand what you mean, but please don't drop the book bag."

I rolled my eyes and replied: "Note: There is no limit to learning in life. You can't prevent others from using what you have learned just because you are ignorant and hard to learn."

"..."

A few minutes later, Xiaoyi replied:

"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're amazing! Then Daxia Feng, have you figured out a plan to deal with those brats?"

This time I'm short of words!After thinking for a moment, I replied:

"I've never been good at intrigue, so I'd better invite Hero Lei to do something like this!"

Xiao Yi sent me a "rolling eyes" emoji.I gave him a "rolled eyes" look back.

He sent another "disdain" emoji, and I gave him a "disdain" emoji back.

"Okay, okay, no more expressions." He finally agreed to type: "Let me tell you my plan! I'm going to adopt the strategy of 'dividing and disintegrating, breaking down one by one'. The specific plan is..."

After listening to his plan, I was very excited, gearing up and eager to try, ready to fight again with those brats.

The author has something to say:

I wanted to finish writing a chapter, but because I went back to my hometown during the Chinese New Year, there was too little time.So divide it into two chapters.The final chapter may not be until the next year