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According to legend, Leng Zhenqing, the leader of the Taoist world, abdicated.

The folk monks didn't know what happened. A few months ago, Leng Zhenqing suddenly announced his abdication, and the head of the sect was passed on to his eldest disciple Chen Xiu. .

Chenxiu is calm and self-controlled, and he is indeed the best person in charge of the sect. Zi Qingfeng handed it over to him, and Leng Zhenqing saved a lot of thought.

Cui Concubine is busy now. Although Chenxiu is there to help, he is still a bit tired and out of breath when he leads the entire monastic world by himself.

One day, Cui Yu took time off and went to Wutuo Village to look for Leng Zhenqing.

Leng Zhenqing was sitting on the tatami mats basking in the sun, while An Moshui was shaking a fan for him at the side. When Cui Yu saw him for the first time, she hummed, "Old thing."

Leng Zhenqing didn't even bother to lift his eyelids, while eating the apple handed over by An Moshui, he said lazily: "Do you want to dry it?"

Concubine Cui snorted, didn't speak, just stood there without moving, staring at An Moshui lovingly feeding Leng Zhenqing.

Leng Zhenqing only knows how to enjoy it now. An Moshui is the ruler of the underworld, and he doesn't have to do anything. Everything is left to Ye Zhixi. Now he is basking in the sun with Leng Zhenqing every day. It was a bit ruthless on the bed, but fortunately, at least it didn't kill Leng Zhenqing.

Leng Zhenqing felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by him, after a while, Leng Zhenqing suddenly called out: "Oh!"

An Moshui thought he had something to do, and hurriedly said, "Master?"

Leng Zhenqing sat up from the tatami, clapped his hands, as if remembering something, said: "Cui Concubine, you came today just in time, I just remembered something."

Cui Yu frowned, his cold expression made him a little uneasy.

Leng Zhenqing stood up and put on his white boots under the service of An Moshui. He walked up to Cui Concubine, his eyes nearly turned into crescent moons.

Cui Concubine instinctively took a step back, Leng Zhenqing patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Cui Concubine, do you know who saved you in the Underworld?"

Cui Yu was stunned for a second, then said, "You."

Leng Zhenqing said: "Then should you express something to your benefactor?"

Cui Yu frowned slightly, and said, "What do you want me to express?"

Leng Zhenqing put his hands behind his back, raised his eyebrows, and looked a little frivolous, he said: "Seventeen."

An Moshui immediately stepped forward, "Master."

Before Cui Concubine understood what Leng Zhenqing was going to do, she saw Leng Zhenqing pointing at herself with her chin, and the next second, An Moshui rushed forward and tied him up with a fairy rope.

Cui Yu was furious: "Leng Zhen Qing!"

Leng Zhenqing just laughed but didn't speak

……

an hour later

Leng Zhenqing looked at Cui Concubine, couldn't help clapping her hands and applauding, "Looks good, looks good!"

Cui Yu's whole face was almost distorted to grandma's house, but he was tied up with a fairy rope, otherwise he would stab Leng Zhenqing to death with a sword at this moment.

Cui Yu gritted her teeth: "Leng Zhenqing, you let me go!"

Leng Zhenqing: "Don't let it go, don't you want to repay me, let's do it now, besides, look at you, how beautiful you are..."

Leng Zhenqing vaguely remembered that he was forced to wear women's clothing to serve An Moshui. He also vaguely remembered that he once said that he would force Cui Concubine to wear a hundred sets of women's clothing. Now, it's time to fulfill his promise!

At this moment, Cui Concubine was kneeling and kneeling on the ground, tied with a fairy rope, wearing a bright red skirt, her face was smeared with a lot of rouge and gouache, and her hair was also braided into a small braid.

If you ignore Cui Yu's angry face, he still... looks good.

Cui Concubine was so angry that she couldn't speak, her eyes sparkled, she wished she could kill Leng Zhenqing with her eyes.

Leng Zhenqing looked at the furious anger in his eyes, and he was a little scared. He hid behind An Moshui, and like a child, he pulled An Moshui's sleeve, and looked at the angry Cui Concubine on the ground with half of his head exposed. .

Seeing Leng Zhenqing pulling his sleeve, An Moshui was so happy that he couldn't speak, he held Leng Zhenqing's hand, and said in a voice like a spring, "Master, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Leng Zhenqing acted like a baby: "Look at his eyes..."

An Moshui showed her bright sword, which was still chilling, "It's okay, there are disciples protecting you."

Cui Concubine: ...

On that day, after hearing that Head Cui returned to Huiling Palace, he kicked over three incense burners and smashed four tables. All the disciples were afraid to speak.