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"You viewers are so cute." Qin Yu took off his mask, picked up his mobile phone and turned off the screen recording to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room - although the live broadcast has ended, there are still viewers chatting in the live broadcast room. Here I watch them on my mobile phone, but it's a pity that there is no live broadcast of the accident.

"It's our audience, not mine." Yan Yexiu unbuttoned his shirt, and put the phone holder back into the cabinet with his chest open.Sitting at the computer desk and turning on the computer, sighing at the mobile phone: "How many followers do we have now? Huh, it has risen again, 242174, rounded up to 25! How many people are paying attention just for me? Not even a fraction Not necessarily, the 25 yuan came here because you were with me."

"Hey, how angry! Why didn't these people pay attention to me before? Otherwise, I would have been a well-known game anchor or a well-known cute pet blogger when I was in college." The computer turned on, and Yan Yexiu said to Qin Yu while opening the software, "Take Connect the phone to the computer, and I'll cut and post the screen recording just now."

"Because no one will pay attention to a game anchor who speaks little and has bad skills." Qin Yu plugged in the data cable to the phone. "As for the cute pet blogger? Do you know how to edit videos? Just your editing method without any trace of editing? No matter how beautiful the cat is, it can't stand your technical garbage."

"Hey hey hey! What are you talking about? Your man doesn't want to lose face!" Yan Yexiu agreed with Qin Yu's words, but he still wanted to yell. "You should say this, it's not that my previous videos were too boring, but that we were too eye-catching together. Understand? Hey, I don't know what's going on with the single dogs now, shouting and burning While clamoring for dog food. If you can’t get enough dog food for heterosexuals, you still have to look for dog food for homosexuals. What’s wrong with that.”

"Gay now? Straight Yan Yan?" Qin Yu glanced at another stool next to him, didn't sit down, and stood directly behind Yan Yexiu, wrapping his arms around his neck, teasing. "Who said in the live broadcast just now that he couldn't be straight anymore? Hmm?"

"It was just now. Comrade Qin Xiaoyu asked you to pay attention to the context at that time. Before I was with you, I was a straight steel pipe. And I am not gay now, I am your sex, do you understand?" Yan Yexiu manipulated The mouse looked for the screen recording file just now and stretched back to Qin Yu's neck with one hand. "Why don't you unbutton the button now, and you don't feel too tight when you button it to the top? And what's wrong with the straight man, you look down on the straight man because you are bent into a mosquito coil? Let me tell you, this is wrong, yes inconsistent with socialist values."

"It's just you, five lectures, four beauties, nine good and ten best." Laughter burst out of Qin Yu's nose, and he stretched his neck so that Yan Yexiu could unbutton himself. "Are you going to cut the video tonight? It's 11:30 now, Comrade Yan Xiaoxiu, are you going to sleep?"

"What are you afraid of? Tomorrow is Saturday." Yan Yexiu is blunt, and the weekend is going to be crazy.

"Then you can edit your video." The upright Yan Yexiu blocked all the follow-up of the dishonest Qin Yu with one sentence, causing him to immediately roll his eyes.The hands were no longer around Yan Yexiu's neck, and he straightened up and turned his head to climb on the bed. "I'm going to bed"

"Don't!" Yan Yexiu hurriedly turned around and grabbed Qin Yu's hand. "This video belongs to both of us! How dare you edit the video I worked so hard on here... Uh?"

The familiar small bottle in Qin Yu's hand interrupted Yan Yexiu's words. Qin Yu squinted his good-looking eyes, threw the bottle up and down in his hand, and his eyes were dangerous: "Sleep or cut videos? Hmm?"

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"So the bathroom/room is more convenient." After everything was over, Yan Yexiu sighed.

"No, the bathroom/room is too slippery." Qin Yu sighed and checked the marks/marks on his body in the mirror. "Did you say it will disappear tomorrow?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Yan Yexiu came up to help Qin Yu check, and kissed him on the back of the neck. "If it's too slippery, let's buy a non-slip mat tomorrow? Put it under the bathtub. There should be such things in the supermarket, right?"

"Yes? I don't know. If there is a non-slip mat for sale, we will wash the cat at home in the future. If we go to the pet store, we will wash it by ourselves. We will also buy a set of pet toiletries. There is also a shower curtain. Although there are only two of us in the house Hang up the shower curtain, or it will always feel weird." Qin Yu yawned again. "Remember, I'm so sleepy."

"Enen, I wrote it down." Yan Yexiu pushed Qin Yu out. "Why are you so sleepy?"

"It's one o'clock now, and I came here twice today, it's normal to be sleepy." Qin Yu wanted to lie back as soon as his butt/butt touched the bed.

"Don't lie down, don't lie down! The hair hasn't been blown yet!" Yan Yexiu, who had no hands to support, stretched his leg over to stop Qin Yu's tendency to lie back. "Hold on for another 2 minutes."

"Huh?" Qin Yu didn't wear glasses, opened one eye and looked at Yan Yexiu in a daze, then closed both eyes, adjusted his posture and stuck his head out of the bed: "Blow it to me, I'm going to sleep, Straighten me after blowing."

"Okay..." Yan Yexiu laughed, and turned on the warm wind to shake Qin Yu's hair. "Since you're so sleepy, why didn't you just stop?"

"What are you calling to stop? It's not that I'm not happy. Men, why are you so hypocritical." Qin Yu let out another breath, closing his eyes and acting coquettishly: "Take the hair dryer away, it's hot. There are also double pillows. I will buy it tomorrow, remember. When I do that, I put a pillow with that pattern under my body, so don’t make me feel awkward.”

"Okay, okay." Yan Yexiu yawned after being infected by Qin Yu, "Stop talking when you're sleepy, go to sleep."

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The next morning, before the alarm clock rang, Qin Yu opened his eyes.He opened his eyes, but didn't move, took the phone to check the time, then lay down and looked at the ceiling.

"What time is it?" Yan Yexiu was awakened by Qin Yu's movement of holding the phone, and asked in a daze.

"07:30." Qin Yu turned over and nestled into Yan Yexiu's arms, "Go to sleep, it's still early."

"It's only after seven o'clock..." Yan Yexiu stretched his hand out of the bed and turned off the air conditioner. "The air conditioner is blowing, and my throat is a bit dry."

"I'm too lazy to..." Qin Yu was annoyed, but he still reached out to fetch water for Yan Yexiu, the head of the bed was closer to him.

"Wow~" Yan Yexiu opened his eyes, smiled lazily at Qin Yu, and curled his lips. "Bring me some water, why did you drink it first?"

"Who hasn't turned on the air conditioner all night, I will do it too." Qin Yu leaned against the bedside to drink water. "Okay, sit up and drink water. Since you're awake now, let's go out early."

"So early?" Yan Yexiu rubbed the internet bit by bit, sat up and stretched. "You were so sleepy last night, why are you so energetic now? You, puff hahahahaha!"

"What's wrong?" Qin Yu turned his head and looked blankly at Yan Yexiu who was about to laugh.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Yan Yexiu took the water glass and smiled while drinking the water. It's also his ability to drink the water into his nose.

"It's nothing, why are you laughing?" Qin Yu didn't believe Yan Yexiu's words at all, and raised his hand to touch the corner of his eyes.There is no eye gum. If it was eye gum, Yan Yexiu probably wouldn't have.Then he turned his head and looked at the black monitor of the computer beside the bed.

"Yan! Ye! Xiu!" Qin Yu went crazy. "You didn't know how to make my hair smooth after blowing my hair last night! Now it's fried! How do you go out!"

"It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter, it's still early anyway, let's wash your hair in a while." Yan Yexiu was still smiling, put the water glass directly on the ground, reached out to lick the hair on the back of Qin Yu's head, not only pretending to die, but also owed: "I There are horns on my head~horns~I have a tail~tail~no one knows... I was wrong, I was wrong."

"It's a mistake, don't take your hands off my head!" Qin Yu slapped Yan Yexiu on the back of his hand, and angrily climbed off the bed and ran to the toilet.Scratch your hair in front of the mirror.Shouted at Yan Yexiu: "Yan Yexiu, I think I know how you did it?! My hair can explode in five directions!"

"Five directions? Is it so awesome? It's amazing." Yan Yexiu laughed loudly, got out of bed and went to the bathroom, stood behind Qin Yu and grabbed Qin Yu's hair with his hands. "I can't do your hairstyle because your hair is too soft, softer than greasy crooked hair."

"Don't compare your greasy crooked hair to me." Qin Yu slapped Yan Yexiu's hand away again, and then suddenly remembered that he hadn't touched a cat until now, and was even more unhappy, so he put the wet comb on the sink One shot: "Do I look that much like a stepdad? I ran away when I saw me, so scary?!"

"Super~~~ Terrible!" Yan Yexiu was not being honest after being opened twice, and continued to reach out, pulling Qin Yu's hair that was blown in five directions on the back of his head, until it was blown in eight directions. "Drink! Bring your own holy light! Just ask if you are afraid!"

"Pfft." Qin Yu couldn't help laughing when he looked at himself in the mirror, looked at his hairstyle left and right in the mirror, and asked Yan Yexiu, "Hey, why did you throw me away after blowing my hair last night?" On the bed? How could it be fried like this? I never knew my hair could be fried so evenly."

"It was fried evenly." Yan Yexiu kept laughing. "I don't know how it was blown up like this. It's normal to put you on the bed after blowing it last night. If you want to be warped, you should be warped in one place. It's blown in all directions... It's blown to a level!" Yan Yexiu gave a thumbs up to Qin Yu's messy hair, with a solemn expression: "Boss! Awesome!"

"Get off!" Qin Yu pushed Yan Yexiu away with an elbow, and continued to comb his hair with a wet comb.

"Just wash your hair." Yan Yexiu suggested after seeing that Qin Yu couldn't get his frizzy hair tamed after combing for a long time.

"Then wash your hair..." Qin Yu had no choice but to put down his comb and look at himself in the mirror. "Seriously, should I cut my hair to your size too?"

"It's ok. Bancun is super convenient. You don't need to do your hair every morning." Yan Yexiu used his own Bancun to prick Qin Yu's nape. "But I still think you look so good-looking. Maybe it's because I'm used to it? I can't imagine what you look like."

"It's like this, the gate of the brain." Qin Yu grabbed his bangs with his hands and smiled.

"The brain is so handsome." Yan Yexiu leaned over and babbled. "Okay, let's wash your hair. Or did I bring you a hot towel? See if you can press it down."

"You don't need to use the hot towel, just wash your hair." Qin Yu said as he plunged his head into the sink and turned on the hot water. "Even if the hot towel can be pressed down, it is too slow and troublesome."

"That's right." Yan Yexiu nodded, took the towel from the towel rack and put it on his arm, after thinking about it, he put it on Qin Yu's neck again. "Then you wash it first, and I'll feed the cat."

"Come back!" Qin Yu yelled, "I've agreed to feed the cat! You wait until I finish washing my hair and I'll feed it! You go to boil a pot of hot water!"

"As you please." Yan Yexiu turned to the kitchen, boiled water, and shouted to Qin Yu through the small window: "Who will shovel that shit? Do you want to shovel shit?"

"I'll come, I'll come." Qin Yu rubbed his head and came out of the toilet. "I'll come, I'll come, let me come."

"You come here, be careful not to get smoked." Yan Yexiu came out of the kitchen, walked to the bedroom, and pointed to the bed with his chin while holding the hair dryer. "Sit there, blow your hair and then feed the cat shovel."

"En, I know." Qin Yu sat down and looked around, "Where did you put the glass after drinking the water just now?"

"What?" Yan Yexiu turned off the wind, saying that he didn't hear clearly just now.

"Cup." Qin Yu repeated.

"It's on the ground. I'll clean it up later." Yan Yexiu turned on the hot air and continued blowing Qin Yu's fur. When it was half dry, he stopped and scratched: "Okay, go feed the cat. If you can't stand the smell of shit, remember to call me."

"What's the use of calling you, it's not the first time you have a cat." Qin Yu stood up and scratched his hair. "You haven't raised a cat before, right? Why do you say that you seem to be very experienced."

"Yun raising cats is also raising cats! You can't look down on people who raise cats in Yun!" Yan Yexiu said while putting away the earphone cable.

"I'm really sorry, I have Dou Pao at home (Dou Pao is the cat of Qin Yu's grandparents' house), so I don't want to raise it." Qin Yu walked to the balcony, but he was helpless when he didn't see a cat poking his head. He squatted down and poured cat food and shoveled cat litter. , Covering his nose and sighing: "Whose shit is this? It stinks!"

"I don't know." Yan Yexiu also covered his nose, "At school, they find a place to solve their physical problems. I don't even know where they shit."

The author has something to say: Deleted one thousand and seven, and wrote two thousand and three

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