[Zhongyingmei] Big Tengu

"Most of you have postgraduate experience in the fields of abnormal psychology or sociology, and have done some research on related cases and literature." Reid pressed the remote control to control the PPT to switch to the next page.

"But these are not important. To join the BAU, you must first become an agent for actual combat." Daniel stood next to Reid, and the corner of the projector's halo projected on him, showing a big sentence: Join the BAU !

That's right, they're speaking at the FBI Academy in Quantico right now.

The fun that day only lasted for a short time. After getting off the plane, BAU suddenly received a recruiting notice, asking to send personnel to the FBI Academy to attract new blood.

In view of the ease of communication among peers, the two young men, Daniel and Reid, were kicked out without hesitation.

"The academic field is not an obstacle to join us," Daniel on the stage pointed to Reed, and exaggeratedly gave an example: "The pervert next to him has a doctorate in chemistry, mathematics, and a bachelor's degree in psychology and sociology."

"I actually have a Ph.D. in engineering and I'm doing a BA in philosophy," Rhett interjects.

"Yes, yes, engineering and philosophy." Daniel nodded indiscriminately, not wanting to be serious with him at all. He pointed at himself feebly and continued: "I don't have any degree, and I am studying for a bachelor's degree in chemistry."

"So you see, majors don't matter." With one hand raised and the other lowered, he vividly compared the degree gap between the two, "Everyone here, no matter what major you study, is eligible to enter the FBI , join our BAU."

Daniel thought it would be more convincing to speak out in person, but he still underestimated Reid's deterrent power. The students in the audience stared at him and then at Reid, speechless for a while, even just now. All the chattering voices fell silent.

After a long time, a boy raised his hand tremblingly and asked Rhett, "How old are you?"

"I just turned 27 last month." The little doctor put his hands in his pockets, and he was on his toes leisurely and casually, as if he was completely unaware of the tremendous pressure he brought to everyone.

... This time the audience was quieter.

"Uh...here's a joke, how many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?" Xu Shi looked at the gloomy atmosphere, and Rhett was actively planning to say something, but he didn't know what went wrong, and he chose philosophy as his choice. topic.

As a result, it is conceivable that the already quiet atmosphere added a bit of embarrassment at this moment.

But he didn't realize this, just scratched his head and continued: "In fact, two are needed, one is responsible for changing the light bulb, and the other is responsible for observing the void space..."

Angrily, Daniel turned his elbow and hit Rhett's waist. If the little doctor didn't remember where this place was, he might cry out in pain in the next second.

What are you doing——he swallowed the words aggrieved, and motioned to Daniel.

What do you say!The atmosphere that was built with great difficulty was ruined by you! ——Daniel glanced at the students who were obviously out of shape below, wishing to make up for another elbow.

I'm just telling the truth - Rhett yells.

Then I'll tell you the truth, shut up! ——Daniel stared threateningly, and the fingers under the podium made standard gestures to control the wind blade, which made Reid shut his mouth obediently in fright, and was as quiet as a chicken in an instant.

Ever since Daniel fell off the horse in front of him, he could no longer simply ignore Daniel's various threats as before.

sosad!

"In short, you are welcome to choose BAU." Daniel didn't care too much, and directly adjusted the PPT to the last page, and said their welcome speech with a sigh of relief.

"Thank you," Reid followed with a slight bow, and finally ended his speech this time.

As expected, as with every speech Read has attended, there was no applause.

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"You know we really want them to work in the bureau, don't you?" Daniel broke down on the way back, he was really about to kneel down to this boss.

I have never seen such a pure and unaffected honest person!

"..." Reid looked over with his big innocent eyes.

"We need to make them feel that BAU is cool", Daniel emphasized, this is the keynote of the speech they discussed before they came.

"I know, I came up with this word. Studies have shown that the word cool is attractive enough to the vast majority of teenagers, specifically..."

"Then existentialism?" Daniel interrupted mercilessly, "You tell me what the hell is existentialism, sorry for my ignorance, I don't think this joke is cool at all."

"That is……"

"Of course I know that Hegedel proposed it!" Daniel's voice was almost crying, and he couldn't help cursing the high-level people who sent them here for the nth time in his heart.

Sure enough, ordinary people like me can't understand the unpredictable brain circuits of the leaders!

"Dr. Rhett?" A voice suddenly came from far to near, piercing their conversation.

"Uh... hello?" Rhett turned his head, and a short, fat white man was standing in front of them.

The man was fat, with a pair of glasses on his chubby face, and a judge-like head shape. The double-breasted suit showed his rigor, and the loose neckline revealed a bit of unruliness.

He tapped his chin with his left hand, and said with a smile: "They will only pray silently. An existentialist will not change a light bulb, he will acquiesce in the existence of darkness."

"Oh, that makes sense!" Rhett nodded movedly. This was the first time he participated in a discussion on a topic that had nothing to do with his degree after the speech, and the content was a philosophical joke that he thought no one would care about.

Feeling pleasantly surprised.

"I'm Professor Rothschild." The man reached out and shook Rhett's hand. "Your speech is very good, very good!" He said it twice in a row.

"Thanks for the compliment..." After the polite response, Reid withdrew his hand in doubt. When the man praised, he carried a slight sense of distance, as if his superior praised his subordinates. This is not an attitude that ordinary people can show.

"Maybe I can show you something?" He graciously took out a neat stack of photos from his briefcase, "It's all here."

"This is it!" Rhett flipped them open one by one, but what caught his eyes was not some philosophical jokes, but painful, female faces!

"These are seven victims." Professor Rothschild suddenly straightened his face, and the malice in his eyes showed, "It's a pity that their bodies can't be found, and even their hair and nails are gone..."

He looked at the photo in Reid's hand, with gentle eyes, as if looking at his lover in the previous life.But when the photos are full of struggling and howling in pain, this kind of behavior becomes the best portrayal of perversion.

"Acid is such a good thing, isn't it?" Daniel finally spoke after looking him up and down for a long time.

"Oh? You know?" Rothschild's expression was shocked, "I didn't expect an illiterate to guess my tricks", he was suddenly a little frustrated.

Acid can perfectly corrode everything in the human body, even hair fibers, but few people can destroy corpses without harming themselves. This is a technique he is proud of.

"Yeah, an illiterate can still beat you up." It was the first time for Daniel, who had always despised others with his academic qualifications, to be despised by others with his academic qualifications. The humiliated big dog immediately rolled up his sleeves, as if he was about to slap him.

What is illiterate, is he illiterate!Not to mention that he was taught by Professor Charles Xavier, but he is still a top student at Caltech.

Attention, you are a top student!The kind that is popular all over the school!

"Only a reckless man will use his muscles to solve problems." Daniel's behavior made Rothschild much happier. He waved his hand proudly and ignored Daniel, no longer caring about Daniel's offense, and shook his head happily: "And Five women survived."

"And are you going to kill them?" Rhett stared at him, as if he would draw his gun desperately as soon as he saw the mouth shape of yes.

"Will be", Rothschild repeated meaningfully, the words twisted and circled around his mouth, he paced and turned his back, leisurely turning around before answering, "That's a good question, they are indeed alive. "

"It's just that death is not far away," Daniel interjected abruptly. He has seen many people like this, pretending to be suspenseful, making noises, and looking like a lonely and lonely snow-like man, but in fact it is just another person with extreme low self-esteem. Just an extreme.

"Yes!" Rothschild stared back in displeasure, and when he turned back to Rhett, his gentle voice was somewhat sympathetic and understanding: "I knew that a genius would never tolerate the idiots around him. You must have put in a lot of effort to become like this, right?" He pointed to Daniel.

"..." The big tengu who couldn't get mad in public could only grind his teeth secretly, his narrow-minded soul burned violently, eagerly waiting for the day when the opponent fell into his hands.

What an illiterate, what an idiot... When he arrives in prison, he will definitely make him understand how to explain these words!

Use body language.

The pretentious fat man didn't bother to pay attention to the thoughts of ordinary people. In fact, in his opinion, it was already giving Rhett enough face by not ignoring Daniel's existence from the beginning to the end.

Now, he's going to play a little game, a game that only a high IQ can play.

And Dr. Spencer Reid must accompany him.

"You only have nine hours," he laughed wantonly, "find a way to rescue them within nine hours."